- I need to go outside more.
- This was two years ago. I’ve moved on from that job but I still havent forgotten what it taught me
- Happy Fathers Day! In honor of Fathers Day I present to you...my friends Ex-Wife
- What a friendly bigot!
- Homer truly is a family man!
- Cant believe I actually said this to my friend.
- Well, thats probably the most cringeworthy thing Ill hear today...
- They dont appreciate it. Good.
- Tim Hortons is having a hard time finding out why their sales are down
- Do you remember sitting Indian Style?
- The downside of paying attention
- Hypo- meaning High, Cum- Meaning cum, Emia meaning presence in, Cum presence in mouth.
- Sweet sweet karma
- Without this I would just have a controlling ex-girlfriend redditor, and too much time on my hands.
- It was the so (dot dot dot) that really hurt.
- I think its for the best.
- My faith in the people of reddit is gone
- Every single time...
- Three weeks into working from home
- Whatever happened to civilized discourse?
- My struggle as a neutral lover that loves to look at pretty colors.
- Its a great start to a relaxing weekend.
- Calling you out Hollywood.
- Yeah, Thatd be great.
- Me in this sub
- Suck it up and wait 6 months to dish it right back to us.
- THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
- How the hell am I supposed to read it while driving by
- Youtube content creators in a nutshell.
- I dont want to have to ask you a thousand follow-up questions
- Valience was card-blocked
- Wise words from grandpa
- You shoulda known better, Donald.
- As a guy who has moved to the south from new england
- Fully grown young adult and I can’t seem to ever shake this off my mind. Nothing lasts forever.
- Am I petty and immature? Yes. Yes, I am.
- So, the government is facing a shutdown over funding for the border wall...
- The Razer Keyboard SSD Struggle
- Both on and off the road-- Minus my essential folks!
- Surely I cant be the only one
- 10/10 Success Rate
- First World Problems
- And the medias attention goes to...
- A fellow Cyclist in London having a go at me for not undertaking a Cement truck at traffic lights
- Im sick of listening to most of you idiots.
- Make sure to teach the ENTIRE bible.
- Ive seen this way too much recently
- Check the room number
- My spirit animal
- Lets name our baby Nevaeh, its Heaven backwards!
- If your first reaction is aw thats beautiful, probably dont post it to r/wtf either
- Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and lose and lose...
- My 4 year old didnt like her Chili. I told her I wanted no complaining.
- I dont know why people make fun of the default option so much.
- As an elected official, I need to make this confession anonymously. Please no Doxing.
- My personal experience getting a new passport at the American Embassy in Tokyo
- Ive had to work late hours all week, including a shift this weekend. The wife hasnt asked a single question about it.
- After listening to my alpha male co-workers talk about their hunting trips for 2 hours, I used this line. Their reactions were eerily similar...
- Someone please explain
- I feel pretty bad about this one...
- This should be more obvious that in often seems to be
- Ive never felt so betrayed.
- I have a lot of friends turning 30, and this is the toast I want to give every single time
- what does political mean? 😤 someone tell me
- He always addresses me by my name.
- Looking at you Congress
- Every Thursday.
- When it takes longer to watch a commercial than to torrent
- Best Work Quotes
- Nobody caught on, they all loved it and I got a bunch of compliments afterwards.
- He said no offense....
- im became your dad 😎😎😎😳😳😳
- General mood for TLOU 2
- Plus side, I have an excuse to wear sports bras for the next week
- You can swing your fist all you want as long as you don’t hit the other guys nose.
- duolingo had me feeling all confident
- me_irl
- Its fun and you know it.....
- Thats enough Internet for today . . .
- Cant be unheard.
- This may sound a bit vague, but its a sixth sense Ive been tapping into lately.
- One can only hope.
- Meirl
- Well that couldve gone better
- Aguys pleasse invt me i rlleayy wanto watch the funy famliy man with petr grifffinn
- 110 tabs open...
- Watching a movie about the American Revolution in class. You could cut the awkwardness in the room with a knife.
- Sometimes I think I have a problem. I see these people as just criminals that the police turn a blind eye to.
- Valentines Day Confession
- Going to be an awkward morning in the office...
- I cant be the only one
- Seems reasonable
- Nervous Redditor
- No one ever did anything remotely close to what this guy did for us.
- I also enjoy long walks to the bathroom and candle lit overtime
- Funny ass stuff .but not porn .i may add some none funny pins to raise awareness so dont get confused .so pin away .just remember NO PORN AT ALL
- [X-post from TrollXChromosomes] One of the most infuriating experiences I had throughout school.
- After seeing too many people complain about a high bill at a cheap restaurant...
- Such is the depth of unspoken feeling.
- Sad but true
- Its so annoying to scroll all the way down
- My wife always talks about how much she loves my note to her - this is my trick
- She still has no clue
- Every morning at the golf course
- Continue this bullying and my lawyer will be informed
- Im sorry, reddit, but Im just a lazy person
- Ive been single for seven years and have had to see multiple therapists due to child-hood sexual abuse. Today I just wanted to be close to a woman who didnt think I was a freak for what happened to me as a kid. It was fate that they had a special on...
- Seriously, just listened to an interview on NPR and they would simply say, I think thats right. I dont know is acceptable.
- Anybody else work in one of those open floor plan offices?
- Youre not slick... we see you!
- It has to be any day now
- SLPT: the more you lie, the more trustworthy youll become.
- Uber drivers are putting out tip jars now too?
- Uhh.. You are going to live where?
- Damn copyright takedown abuse
- I didnt invite anyone over...
- No matter what kind/colour glitter polish I have, my friend always says this and I always want to hit her.
- Yeah, youll feel this.
- Just had the munchies...
- Message to FL, AZ and TX governors to fix their act. My right wing doctor neighbor has already mentioned a sick in after having one of their staff pass away this month. Anyone worried will strike, regardless of love for their job or being anti-union if pushed far enough.
- Last time we made plans, she was so late that it threw off my schedule for the rest of the day.
- Hormone Diet
- Today, I found out where my dentist learns his advanced medical knowledge
- I hate feeling like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand, but theres only so much Covid-19 and climate change doom and gloom I can take.
- Wishful thinking
- I have been working with this girl for about 3 weeks now.....
- This meme nowadays...
- He is a nice guy...
- I dont get how I felt lonely I go to college and work 35 hours a week
- When you buy a drink while browsing Reddit Mobile App and you dont hear/feel it snap open
- Every Day working on the IT Service Desk
- Mr. Garrison already solved our Airline issue
- I never saw him in class again after this. I cant stress enough how gangster he was.
- Not sure about the perfume
- to the guy whose sister let her dog out to die in the cold after christmas...
- Rode with a chip on my shoulder today.
- Why I hate most people
- With the death of RGB, I have some actual advice.
- Because lets be honest... In a normal world, hating someone for not wearing a mask is insane.
- This is what you get for liking a new band
- It is still the top answer on the board.
- Its so silly.
- As a 49 year old man, I know of a couple of guys who have left their first wife (and kids) for a much younger woman
- Go white boy go
- Sorry pets but youll just have to run around in the backyard
- I want to give her a hug, but then shed know...
- There’s a right way and a wrong way to do things
- Lets see a little pep in your step
- After seeing 6 cop cars arrest three guys in front of my house, who were pointing an air soft gun at people.
- Not my ideal reason but nevertheless
- I’ll reach a point in my life where I️ will also not outlive a vacuum.
- I have confidence in saying this, but it sounds horrible
- Shes better off now and in a much happier relationship so it all worked out in the end
- Just stop
- Im 30 going on 60
- This discrimination will not stand on my watch!
- I mean, I dont want to catch it... But....
- Its kind of creepy how much Im enjoying this...
- The real reason we are in lockdown
- As a fat person who uses the gym year-round
- To the guy who told me to get a grip in Home Depot for wearing a mask when my wife has underlying conditions:
- Perhaps my motivations are strange, but Ive already lost 25lbs and Im still dropping, so why not?
- On the way to my brothers funeral. Those withdrawal symptoms aren’t all in your head.
- *sad exhale*
- Recalling the first time I tried to break the bad news as a nurse..
- Sad
- My mom does this in nearly every store.
- I repackage it so it looks pretty new at least...
- was working one on one at the office...
- This should feel awkward, or bad. But it doesnt. Not really.
- This doesnt only happen to me... right?
- People losing weight seem so happy and driven
- What can I say? I like the space.
- Sadly, this is what Reddit is turning into.
- Every gamer knew a kid like this.
- For my co-worker
- Seriously you All-Holes, stop downvoting things from /r/all and hide subs you dont like.
- Now skeeter, this new meme aint hurtin nobody.
- I just dont have the heart to tell them to get a job. But it sure does feel good knowing they wont keep asking this way.
- Im a POS, but its pretty funny
- Muslim Atheist.
- thanks, satan.
- Guys he keeps kicking new member this is embarsseing me please untard for second
- I like to think its because I am delightful and polite
- Things were different in the 90s...
- Its the best sex.
- Totally not FPH related
- Posting dead memes because theyre dead and that makes them spooky, day 1
- Prep on, I guess!
- I get more stuff done that I actually like to do this way!
- I just did it again
- Good shows will do the heavy lifting
- That poor misunderstood UPS guy.
- You can’t run the entire company with one person so why even ask!?
- Snicker
- That feeling when this happens
- The havent been around for years, but I look for them every Thanksgiving anyway.
- The smoke detector was driving me insane
- When someone is out of work...
- I think they were honestly disappointed
- TL;DR: Im not a very good cook.
- Because they sex!!!!!!!
- In my school, everyone had, and also was, this friend.
- Take note NSA.
- Reddit, 90 days from now
- Who are those horrible creatures over there? Why, those are Utah drivers. They drive here on I-15. Tell them I hate them!
- I know I am suppose to miss her...
- This was awkward, especially since I just got hired
- Its that easy, Mr. President.
- I feel a little bad.
- The Opposite of Confession Bear
- Always be prepared
- Fourth meal
- God I am so awkward.
- I Hate Having To Remind These Fucks
- Play Bitch Games, Win Bitch Prizes
- Were running with less than half the crew, and I dont even have anyone to give me a task right now.
- I try to eat healthy
- She gets angry when nobody in our class lecture speaks up.
- Uh, no its not..
- 24 years later I just learned...
- My best friend just told me this - her students are 3-4 year old children
- Fell out 75 dude meme
- I hide my shame
- When the owner of a local wing joint makes fun of me for ordering boneless wings.
- Anyone do this with their prep sheet? It’s satisfying. I do it all the time.
- Honestly, comments seem to be of a much higher quality and submissions are a lot more interesting.
- Will you be allowed to vote this year?
- Nothing big too big but big enough to make them realise [P]
- I cant be the only IT person who does this...
- It almost worries me how well it works
- Ive worked in various tech support roles over the past ~12 years, and this bias is verified regularly
- Went to taco bell, asked for a bean burrito with no onion and extra cheese. Got a bean burrito with extra onions and no cheese.
- She wont believe me.
- The sad thing is that I can say it 20 times in a row and they still dont understand
- My job is quickly changing my social/ethical beliefs
- My sister can be impulsive at times. I never thought I would find out about it this way.
- Im probably just a horrible person
- I dont know why they get mad, its just a simple question
- My prediction for BfA
- I cant stand the guy, but come on...We get it already
- I wonder if she knows I noticed...?
- Since I probably have as much control and responsibility over mine as you do over yours.
- Its the little things during the weight loss process
- A few good shirts ruined - but totally worth it.
- I miss you, little dude.
- Im a monster.
- Not sure if this would still work, but I used to do it when Redbox was relatively new about 10 years ago
- To all of my teachers,
- I just accepted, knowing that I will lead all to ruin as the procrastinator I am
- I cant believe people would pay money to play it in arcades, either
- The bravest man on Reddit posted this today in /r/adviceanimals
- I am probably a terrible person but she complains about everything and this would just take it to a whole other level
- In my defense, I start coughing when I smell the smoke coming out of it.
- Feminists have really made me worry about things like this, even though its the point of the subreddit...
- Most are low-effort crap anyway
- Theres a good chance they need to use the bathroom, too
- Its time for systemic changes.
- Ive been doing this pretty much ever night for the past year and a half.
- Honestly this should be the easiest thing in the world. I have no idea why it gives me so much trouble.
- Endless food, clothes, and sex....why tf dont i love her ?
- my fellow earthicans
- And Ive lost a parent and all grandparents.
- I really dont like to share
- Ive really started to hate my job so I decided to play a little game at work
- Found this on imgur
- And on a weekday no less.
- I would have told them, but they kept bragging how good an employee I am
- Home is where you can poop most comfortably
- I am a horrible friend.
- In response to all the this is what is feels like to be ugly posts...
- On some days I feel quite alienated
- No If, And, or Butts about it
- One of the perks of working in the IT department
- Hell get away with it because nobody will remember (made front page)
- I cant believe it worked
- Im taking it pretty hard.
- I mean, it used to be a funny meme and now its not...
- Tenants in my apartments arent allowed pets, but my neighbors have a tiny yappy dog that craps on the driveway constantly
- To the reddit trolls on youtube comments
- IMO the front door should be on the same side of the parking lot. This building thought different.
- She has been letting herself go over the last year...
- Ive already made up my mind about this.
- I didnt want him to think I was weird
- I wish I could go back.
- Everyone morning I’m just angry that I even woke up for another day.
- I work as a Janitor & after weeks of complaining, I finally got my revenge...
- The landlord sends his regards
- My ex recognised a post I made and texted me to ask me to stop posting on Reddit because she didnt want to be reminded of me..
- Im a lousy human being
- I really do feel bad about this.
- Like come on! These things look amazing
- Everyone loves Friday, Saturday and Sunday while I can do more Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
- Every freakin year.
- Sad but true.
- Its the only thing thats keeping me going...
- Standing here judging you:
- Honestly everyone wins.
- I am going to lose my mind someday
- My day off of work
