- Agghhhhh every dang time
- I miss you, little dude.
- I just wanted to Google movie showtimes for tomorrow...
- Scumbag Brain: around the ladies
- Don`t!
- Ive just never really cared for it, even as a kid.
- I had a job interview today.
- Pharmacy Technician
- Squeezable peanut butter just isnt the same...
- I kept saying to my wife I know her from somewhere . . .
- Going to be an awkward morning in the office...
- First World Problems
- She wont believe me.
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- Guys, racistism exists
- Maybe we shouldnt let grandma decide things anymore.
- After yesterday’s front page I came to accept this. I’m 25
- She still has no clue
- Honestly this should be the easiest thing in the world. I have no idea why it gives me so much trouble.
- Finding this line to be more and more prescient than it first was 25 years ago.
- In my defense, I put a towel over it in order to prevent exactly that.
- make it stop
- Sauce: Motto Atsui Zo Nekogaya (not porn)
- Me irl
- Today was a good day
- sorry guys , ima need a minute 😔
- Very wholesum big chungus
- This was awkward, especially since I just got hired
- Bad interviews, screaming announcers, trying to create cat fights between athletes, delayed results and replays, limited live coverage of enjoyable events... Im done with NBC Sports
- 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
- Every Thursday.
- Literally *insert name of sub* when *thing*
- I thought not.
- Self burn
- thanks, satan.
- Nervous Redditor
- As an elected official, I need to make this confession anonymously. Please no Doxing.
- You want em you got em
- Please Ms. Swift
- I should probably just go back to lurking.
- I never thought Id experience this in my lifetime.
- didnt these types of memes die in 2012?
- The amount of dumb people is way to high.
- I mean, I dont want to catch it... But....
- One of the perks of working in the IT department
- I’m starting a google drive yoga journal to document my journey. What are some good prompts or things to incorporate? What are some things you wish you would of written down when you began practicing?
- Funny Real Estate
- She really shouldnt tweet every thought in her head
- this event week
- Its been a whole year. The only thing that crosses my mind this cake day is this.
- I didnt think cashier work would involve moral dilemmas...
- I was afraid to ask
- Time is money
- I hate and love my mechanic
- I wonder if she knows I noticed...?
- Smh bro why
- nooo not the ducks
- Quarantine isn’t so bad when I can spend all my time with this lil guy.
- budget my money
- when non jojo fan says jojo is garbage
- Sad but true.
- Im past deadline on a project because I spend too much time with you schmucks.
- How I feel about the midnight release of Titanfall and having to work all day today.
- In light of a new investigation being added to the 17 already known about, Trump needs a better lawyer than Rudi
- Im sorry, reddit, but Im just a lazy person
- I mean, it used to be a funny meme and now its not...
- Cant. Help. My. Kids.
- Epic pride month win 😎😎😎
- What a friendly bigot!
- My daily work confession
- Not my ideal reason but nevertheless
- Bible Jokes
- The Cost of Indoctrination
- Emotional Intelligence (EQ, EI) And You
- I can’t watch anymore
- This looks like a job for Professor Professorson. (but just admit you secretly thought about it yourself... at least once)
- I like to think its because I am delightful and polite
- Every. Damn. Time.
- There really is a difference between having work friends and regular friends
- Ive already made up my mind about this.
- Big Antonio wants his cheddar
- lol there’s probablyA million
- Its true. Trust me. Im on the internet
- English Memes
- christmas meme
- Sadly, this is what Reddit is turning into.
- PSA to all the HydroHomies out there
- It is still the top answer on the board.
- Am I petty and immature? Yes. Yes, I am.
- I just accepted, knowing that I will lead all to ruin as the procrastinator I am
- Perhaps my motivations are strange, but Ive already lost 25lbs and Im still dropping, so why not?
- To the reddit trolls on youtube comments
- My Daily Struggle
- I dont get how I felt lonely I go to college and work 35 hours a week
- I cant believe people would pay money to play it in arcades, either
- Hello polite man
- I dont know why they get mad, its just a simple question
- me_irl
- Oh my g*sh so rude
- Had a great workout, went to our favorite pizza place with my fiancée and just woke up from a nap.
- Important question of the day 🤦🏻♀️ #TigerKing #CaroleBaskin #JoeExotic
- Most are low-effort crap anyway
- hate when this happens
- I get more stuff done that I actually like to do this way!
- Im a POS, but its pretty funny
- My girlfriend on her laptop
- Papagane best boi
- Feminists have really made me worry about things like this, even though its the point of the subreddit...
- My sister can be impulsive at times. I never thought I would find out about it this way.
- Valentines Day Confession
- Need to back up your flavor? B Positive!
- This should feel awkward, or bad. But it doesnt. Not really.
- As someone in their late 20s who has started gaining a decent amount of weight...
- Fitterfirst and VARIDESK Products
- I just dont have the heart to tell them to get a job. But it sure does feel good knowing they wont keep asking this way.
- Always a step ahead
- And Ive lost a parent and all grandparents.
- Thats enough Internet for today . . .
- Open the door.. op th door.. Odor
- gamer moment
- SOMEBODY HELP ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
- Feminism
- Tread carefully... Tread very carefully...
- The sad thing is that I can say it 20 times in a row and they still dont understand
- When youve got foreign friends and...
- Lets see a little pep in your step
- I shower every morning.
- Two Dads
- Jodi Sweetin has got me
- Got bored and made myself a business card
- Fefy fan made me cry 😢
- I’d debate you sober too
- Copy your way to the top! Invest!
- Found this on imgur
- I never saw him in class again after this. I cant stress enough how gangster he was.
- I didnt have the heart to tell her.
- Yay roller-coasters
- I cant be the only IT person who does this...
- I guess you can admire my former coworkers honesty.
- Prep on, I guess!
- What even is Kepler-22b 🤢🤮
- Cant believe I actually said this to my friend.
- Seriously reddit
- It’s true!
- Nobody caught on, they all loved it and I got a bunch of compliments afterwards.
- My reaction when two guys on mountain bikes joined our paceline this morning, kept a 25mph pace, then chased down every attack I made.
- The best feeling
- Sorry if this has been made before
- my mind can’t seem to make up its mind
- My faith in the people of reddit is gone
- I got a call from a man inquiring about some lightbulbs I listed on craigslist.
- There’s a right way and a wrong way to do things
- I feel no remorse..he had it coming
- was working one on one at the office...
- Cant be unheard.
- If someone married me just to divorce me I would be devastated...
- I cant believe it worked
- I know this wont be popular but I cant help it, I am pretty disappointed.
- Ive worked in various tech support roles over the past ~12 years, and this bias is verified regularly
- What I think when I read a successful confession bear.
- I just did it again
- Husband and I are quiet people.
- It do be like that...
- I dunno why...I guess since I was the only non-white in the room they needed my approval?
- So true
- Endless food, clothes, and sex....why tf dont i love her ?
- No If, And, or Butts about it
- *sad exhale*
- These RETARGS want me to play f**uc**ing LEAGUE (🤢) OF (🤮) LEGENDS (🤢🤮) and they need to FRI**K OFFF 🤬🤬🤬🤬
- When your to play list exceeds 100 exciting titles, but youre a grown man...
- I am probably a terrible person but she complains about everything and this would just take it to a whole other level
- Every single karaoke night
- Sometimes I think I have a problem. I see these people as just criminals that the police turn a blind eye to.
- Went to a wedding in Denver this weekend
- Youve changed Yvonne.....
- Its the best sex.
- Wishful thinking
- I’m a big kid now
- I’ll reach a point in my life where I️ will also not outlive a vacuum.
- My job is quickly changing my social/ethical beliefs
- Everyone loves Friday, Saturday and Sunday while I can do more Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
- 一個模因的隨機漢字 keeps on killing me!
- Im such a pussy
- Every freakin year.
- Honestly everyone wins.
- I studdyd hard, i hope i get my liscence!!1!1!!!
- Ive been single for seven years and have had to see multiple therapists due to child-hood sexual abuse. Today I just wanted to be close to a woman who didnt think I was a freak for what happened to me as a kid. It was fate that they had a special on...
- l saw this meme earlier and it needed a plot twist
- I hate the bubbles
- I wish I could go back.
- Its the only thing thats keeping me going...
- Penuts
- Its fun and you know it.....
- Anyone do this with their prep sheet? It’s satisfying. I do it all the time.
- Muslim Atheist.
- It almost worries me how well it works
- Its just not worth the time and effort.
- In response to all the this is what is feels like to be ugly posts...
- I like to be clean
- I work as a Janitor & after weeks of complaining, I finally got my revenge...
Its Monday. Gyms are open. Stay safe! #fitness #lifting #gains #keto - @mattress_firm_upland on Instagram
- My day off of work
- Im a lousy human being
- Its become a habit now
- I hide my shame
- The Opposite of Confession Bear
- Gimme shelter. 😴😤😤😳
- After over a year on Reddit, these are my thoughts
- Secret Society of Cynics on Morpheus meme
- 🤯🔥🔥🌎
- Its a great start to a relaxing weekend.
- At least she wasnt too hard on me
- People losing weight seem so happy and driven
- How ticketmaster resolved the lawsuit
- Everyone morning I’m just angry that I even woke up for another day.
- Im in the UK. I dont want to go back to normality...
- Lazy noobs, retrace your steps 😡😶😶🤨
- Remember to always deinterlace before breakfast
- Fully grown young adult and I can’t seem to ever shake this off my mind. Nothing lasts forever.
- Play Bitch Games, Win Bitch Prizes
- Because lets be honest... In a normal world, hating someone for not wearing a mask is insane.
- 🕺🏻
- He said no offense....
- I feel pretty bad about this one...
- So fresh and so clean clean
- I wonder how many of us do the same
- I am going to lose my mind someday
- Can you imagine forming your own opinion? What next, angry conservative YouTubers aren’t an alternative to doing your own research?
- takes time to load furry porn along with zoom
- My coworkers pants and my skirt are the exact same pattern today.
- Its the little things during the weight loss process
- Introducing: Overly Suave IT Guy
- Its literally only good for challenges
- I repackage it so it looks pretty new at least...
- What are your thoughts on black and blue? Also, does the black watch strap push it over the edge?
- Honestly, comments seem to be of a much higher quality and submissions are a lot more interesting.
- Ive been doing this pretty much ever night for the past year and a half.
- Take my breath away
- Funny Office Humor
- In my defense, I start coughing when I smell the smoke coming out of it.
- Ive really started to hate my job so I decided to play a little game at work
- Standing here judging you:
- me_irl
- Laugh at the me me●
- I hate feeling like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand, but theres only so much Covid-19 and climate change doom and gloom I can take.
- She has been letting herself go over the last year...
- Im not perfect but you should be in the right lane...
- Sad but true
- Can’t refinance either, so she’s stuck with this setup for a little while.
- Socially awkward waiter. Stood there with a straight face like it never happened.
- duolingo had me feeling all confident
- It was a long recovery..
- I was asked for a picture of my handwriting. I hope this is allowed:)
- I think it would save some lives, and I dont really care who would be mad.
- And on a weekday no less.
- Sad truth
- Water check point
- Not every business or service needs an app
- Smooth as fuck.
- One can only hope.
- My best friend just told me this - her students are 3-4 year old children
- Its all about perspective
- My Silent Protest as a Boyfriend
- Especially if theyre kids of family/friends I dont get to see as often as I would like
- Quonk Quonk
- (P)enis (C)um (M)aster (R)ace
- Home is where you can poop most comfortably
- Three weeks into working from home
- To the guy who told me to get a grip in Home Depot for wearing a mask when my wife has underlying conditions:
- This. Every time.
- As a fat person who uses the gym year-round
- Fite me.
- I really do feel bad about this.
- Last Minute Prep Improvising
- Hopefully this is unpopular enough
- Define: Anatidaephobia
- 24 Hours after my first successful post...
- How to spread propaganda.
- #bra momento numero treinta y dos😪
- Binging OITNB takes precedence over hygiene.
- You can’t run the entire company with one person so why even ask!?
- God I am so awkward.
- This is group therapy
- Ill say it
- which one is it ? checkmate retard 😎
- Surely I cant be the only one
- 24 years later I just learned...
- IMO the front door should be on the same side of the parking lot. This building thought different.
- This always happens to me...
- The interview vs The job..
- Not really a fan of sports at all and really feel alone in this one.
- Good shows will do the heavy lifting
- Some actual advice for people of this sub
- Me💧irl
- Letting it out on Friday
- be careful of e̹͚̻̫̣͆͌x̖̲͙̪ͅtr͚ȃ̫̰̙̯͐n̲͚̩̫͈̤̜̿́͋ğ͓̯̠̜̫͍ͥ͒͊̀̓̒ṵ͙̪̤̯̂ͥ̆l̙̬̱̗̪a͖͕̞͕͇̠̭ͯ̄ͭ̓ͨ͛ͣt̳̘̳͕̜͕ͅe̮͛̽ͭ
- This should be more obvious that in often seems to be
- I didnt invite anyone over...
- The number of people getting this wrong is too damn high. Its vs Its
- An actual unpopular opinion.
