Shrek Frustrated Profile Pics

- wait, thats illegal.

- Subreddit:

- Oh god 😱

Gonz ready for action - @the_spit_shack on Instagram

- Blursed Google Result

- Anon has a good night

- In the criminal justice system

- A godly 14ft tall

- Wow I Just Found A T-posing shrek

- When pyro see belle dolphin

- The guy asking for a dead memes day on a subreddit that hates people who use old memes. Actually though its a really coll idea

- me_irl

- Blursed sonic redesign

- ouch :(

- Ninja wallpaper

THE OLD MAN AT THE BUS STAND⁣ knows a bit or two about ⁣ music. He sings for me on ⁣ nights when I feel like sewage ⁣ waters running inside shacks. ⁣ He smiles; almost ⁣ spits — the rotten toothed grin;⁣ Kya babu kaise ho?”, and⁣ laughs. The good thing is how⁣ he doesnt expect me to ⁣ say, “Yes, Accha hun Im all⁣ good”. I dont reply and he⁣ hands me over a piece of cupcake⁣ that he must have begged from⁣ the opposite bakery. People⁣ say hes gone mad — the⁣ I-lick-washroom-floors ⁣ kind of mad. The I-was-kicked-out⁣ -by-my-son-and-his-wife-kind”⁣ He sometimes picks up trash cans⁣ and collects animal urines in⁣ them and baths himself — baptizing⁣ or something I dont know: I dont⁣ care rather. But, the cake is always⁣ there and so is the smile and⁣ the song that sounds like ⁣ a hundred cows mooing.⁣ In tune or not — I listen, and her⁣ absence feels soothed in ⁣ right places with his voice. ⁣ My mother loved me the most,⁣ he says, and laughs, hahahah.⁣ She loved me, hahaha, he laughs⁣ harder and takes out an old⁣ photograph from the chest pocket.⁣ Rubs it on his cheeks, laughs, smiles,⁣ rubs again — hahaha, laughs⁣ and keeps it back. Most of the⁣ Saturdays, the bus is late and so⁣ are the cabs; so, I listen to him⁣ sing about sad men banging their⁣ chest without an ache and⁣ depressed teenagers sighing⁣ in rhythm to the tap water clutching⁣ the curtains — and he sings;⁣ about earrings and bindis and⁣ women draped in blood; about⁣ fathers waiting hopelessly for⁣ a hug; about beggars staring at⁣ blinking traffic lights and of⁣ all, he sings about longing - loving -⁣ losing. I dont speak: he never asks ⁣ me to; we munch on the piece⁣ of cupcake in the middle of a⁣ lost night — we were two men,⁣ a quiet boy and an overtly⁣ loud old beggar,⁣ standing at a lonely bus stand⁣ with nowhere to go and nothing⁣ to find. Or its just we didnt know,⁣ how to. - @the.paper.poetry on Instagram

- Just made this with no watermark

- my old sketch of Mona Shrek, when I first inked it, I made a mistake, so Ill try it again, the finished version will probably be tomorrow

- Kermit the Hermit

- Blursed Kermit

- [shitpost] Patrick Ewing the G.O.A.T?

- Sister wedding speeches

- hmmm

- Be like that

- I dont remember what I was laughing at but I must have found it hilarious

- cursed_charlie

- Oops :)

Un dibujo que hice el otro día para @perrito_verde •• . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #perritogang #verde #xd #perritoverde #furro #shitpost #hulkhogan - @_s_p_i_k_y on Instagram

- Blursed nuts

- DKs Tatas

- *literally fucking dies*

- Ah Interesting

- Blursed MarioKart

- Me_irl

Oh! Did I get your attention? Cool. There’s a lot of people who get pretty upset with me about my distaste for racism and sexism and so on. I get some really nice messages from you guys, it’s a lot of fun. Jk, SARCASM. Although I appreciate that everyone is entitled to their beliefs, I just sort of assume that if you choose to follow me in the first place it’s because you think it’s cool that equality is a thing and women can work on cars and go fishing and do whatever the fuck they want whenever they want, and that you realize I’m Jewish and that doesn’t bother you either. But I’m so wrong for trying to assume the best about people. I don’t have time for your hatred, negativity, rude messages, and comments. I want my presence here to be one of inclusion and inspiration, and for the presence of others on my page to be inclusive and inspiring too. Thanks! ❤️😊💅🏼 - @soursophiee on Instagram

- Bing Bing Bong Bong

- San... ta...?

- Im not sleeping tonight

- chomp thingy

- the pain

- Grinch

- Tax evasion

- WHO TF IS MR SANDMAN

- @shuerks on Instagram

- title

- Steve really said

- me_irl

- Hexaria in 2020:

- Blursed shrek

- PP hard?

- Have some green fun today

- I just turned Patrick into Pig God

- Are you okay shrek?

- Me🐵irl

- I found this as a YouTube Ad....

- What’s the problem here man?

- What on earth did I just do

- Im terrified

- Blursed_ASMR

- Blursed Funky Kong

- Joke Er babey

- blursed_kermit

- Well Im right

- Day 1 of Shrek bringing you something to make you feel better.

- Blursed_perfection

- Imma man of focus commitment and sheer will

- Is this too late?

- Cursed Squidward

- Me_irl

- oh no 🍆👌

- He must 𝙁 𝙀 𝙀 𝘿

- Tree unit

- Blursed_comment

- give me your vibe

- How did they screw this up?

- ··Cursed Images··

- George defies his parents 😎

- 21 Cabbage or whatever

- Dankest location discovered

- Not even with a 39 1/2 ft pole.

- This is what i do

- The Two-Eyed Monster

- Blursed_mike

- Just posting my finished drawing of Him. Got rid of the legs.

- Blursed peter

- Shit gets real

- blursed_face swap

- hmmm

- Quick sketch I did in health class one fine day

- Just going to leave this here..

Just a few tickets left to watch one of the greatest sequels ever, “SHREK 2”!! GET THEM NOW before we sell out!! Tickets available on Eventbrite, link in bio. Playing THIS Friday, 10/2/2020. Gates open at 6pm and movie starts at 7:30pm. #shrek #shrekandfiona #shrekanddonkey #shrekisloveshrekislife #shrekattheroadium #roadiumdrivein #moviesunderthestars - @theroadiummarket on Instagram

- It’s okay I guess

- My sister and I made our dads Godzilla pretty

- You took everything from me!

- cha cha real SMOODDD :)

- blursed_shrek

- Professionals have standards

- Shrek 2 is the best movie

- The forgotten turtles: Undead masters of the martial arts

- Why does everyone want WallLuigi in smash?

- Yo go back

- Cursed_shranos

- blursed_mike

- blursed muffinman

- My taco...

- CURSED WII THEME TUNE

- not for little kids

• if I don’t laugh I’ll cry 😂😂😂 for today’s Disney theme we have ..... heimlich🤦🏼‍♀️🥴 #7dayslayxalsm #bugslife• - - - - - - #maccosmetics #anastasiabeverlyhills #nyxcosmetics_uk #hudabeauty #instamakeup #undercovermua #beauty #mua #glamglow #hollieflynnmakeup #beatthatface #chrisspy #morphe #morphebrushes #keilidhmua #nikkitutorials #plouise #bykady #mmmmitchell #staceymariemua #jamescharles #lauraellismakeup #bethjbeauty #swanseamua #southwalesmakeupartist #disneymakeup #bugslife - @bethjbeauty on Instagram

- Help me get some wood

- I drew Joe Swanson, it still looks bad but not the worst Ive done.

- Theyre Vibin

- Blursed_pīgg

- Blursed Texting

- Blursed crazy frog

- donkee

- Blursed Shrek

- Blursed_Maui

- The actors names are under the wrong characters

- ITS GOTTEN WORSE

- Blursed_Mike Wazowski

- oof ow ouchy thats a lot of blood

- Shrek is back

- Me_irl

- D e s p a c i t o

- Blursed_Kermit

- buckos: selia

- MODS NAZISTASSS??? Se excluírem, são nazistas. Se não excluírem, apoiam o nazismo e votaram no Trump.

- Cursed_Hulk

- wait, that’s illegal

- Blursed_crisis

- Endgame spoilers be like

- Random

- blursed_otis

- .

- hmmm

- Get in tge trunk, gorls

- Cursed_Quantumrealm

- blursed_shrinch

- Are you kidding me?

- Funny/ Happy ♥

- blursed_ursaring

frogtober day 1 - cozy cottage!! • last year i did cryptober... so this year i’m doing @peachy.doodle ‘s frogtober!! i didn’t do very well on the cottage part, but at least it’s cozy,, self care is sitting by your fireplace on the floor with a bunch of pillows and a blanket while drinking hot chocolate 🐸 • • #frog #frogtober #frogtober2020 #frogs #toad #toads #frogcore #cottagecore #peachyfrogtober20 - @wassabi._.jack on Instagram

- COVID-19 Cure

- My online art classes are finally paying off!

- When You get the same meme twice by the same person

- What the hell happened here?

- Well thats unfortunate

- I finally can post memes again hooray!!!

- Se você ver esta criatura chame a polícia imediatamente

- 🅱️👏

Sully - @monsters_inc on Instagram

- Blursed DR. Seuss

- The dark side

- Blursed_Mike

- Blursed pepe

- Cursed_shrek

- me irl

- Is it good or bad?

- Please return my mum. Ill learn the language of the trees I swear.

- Umm... what?

- tOOt TooT

- blursed_yoda

- he is too OP

- Shrex

- Something i made in Aseprite

- Blursed Mike Wazowski

- My favorite horror film

- I made a pp

- @ninjaturtlesfans on Instagram

- Baby loves sherk

- Try to name all the silhouettes (I was desperate to find a 10 letter animal crossing related word)

- blursed_kill

- Trolls movie

- Anon goes to Physical Therapy

- oooga boooga

- The original snuffy circa ~1984

- hmmm

- blursed kermit

- blursed(extrablursed)_Sonic

💚 Shrek - Pântano 💚⁣ 🇺🇲 Universal Studios - Orlando 🇺🇲⁣ 🇺🇲 English in the comments 🇺🇲⁣ ⁣ Sabe por que o Shrek é o melhor conto de fadas 🧚🏻‍♀️? Porque ele ensina que ninguém precisa ser perfeito pra ter um final feliz! ❤️⁣ ⁣ Hoje o post vai ser pro pessoal da #madrugada 🌌, o que vcs tão fazendo de bom por aí? 🎉⁣ ⁣ Shrek se passa por volta de 1880 e trás temas muito abordados na sociedade antiga 🏰, apesar de o filme ter sido lançado em 2001 🆕, além de retratar um pouco de como funcionava aquela sociedade, os filmes trazem grandes questionamentos para questões do dia a dia ☀️, como ideal de beleza 🦋, a pureza de uma criança 🧒🏻, e até mesmo o amor 💚, tudo isso de forma espontânea e extrovertida 🐸⁣ ⁣ Acho que não conheço ninguém que não goste dos filmes do #shrek 🦗, justamente pela bela estória por trás de tudo! E vc gosta dos filmes dele? 😍⁣ ⁣ ✳️ Curiosidades: ⁣ 📍Os personagens estão no parque da Universal Studios, próximo à área de Transformers 🚕⁣ 📍Mais de 20 personagens de contos de fada aparecem nos filmes, por exemplo os Três Porquinhos 🐷 e o Gato de Botas 😼⁣ 📍O #burro fala com vc na sua língua na hora da interação (não tinha português no catálogo, então adivinhem? Ele falou Espanhol 🇪🇸😂)⁣ #historytrip_ #universal #universalstudios #donkey #hallelujah #contodefada #orlando #aesthetic #fairytale #night #LoveFL #park #prefiroviajar #brasileirosporai #destinosincriveis #instatravel #travelmore #viajemais #usa #visitorlando #destinos_reposts #natgeotravelpic #photooftheday #destinosincriveis #repostandoomundo⁣ - @historytrip_ on Instagram

- Look closely at the nose

- This is why I watch porn

- blursed_normal

- Dank memes funny

- Mfw fixing a generator with another survivor and he suddenly starts to runs away

- Monsters, Inc: Scare Island (graphics comparison between PS1 and PS2)

- Blursed game

- SHREK long

- Cursed_kermit

- blursed_Crusade

- [OC][NEWBIE][CC] Long time lurker of this amazing sub, decided to give it a shot using one of /u/veciits tutorials. Criticism would be greatly appreciated!

- Shrek 5 has been on hold for the current state, so I thought of the reason behind it.

- Hm. Dont mind me. Just vibing

- Shronik

- Cursed_stuffed toy

- Dog wearing pantyhose

- Low effort title here

- The grinch

- hmmm

- Blursed_shrek

- was bored, drew a shape for a head and decided to add a body. idk about the rest. and yes, that is money coming out of his head.

- I have no words

- Anon is a hacker

- Very Shronk

- Shrek

- Blursed shrek

- Blursed_monsters

- blursed_PP Shrek

- Some guy had an idea to do this to a Grinch billboard. I dont know why I did it, but go nuts with whatever you want the billboard to say.

- Cursed Shrek

- cursed_snout

- Blursed auto-tag

- Blursed_yoda-san

- Blursed_google search

- Fiona y shrek

- Crazy Frog meets Shrek

- Blursed yoda

- Blursed Parody

- Blursed Sonic Shrek

- I’m not the best artist but weed inspires me so I made this.

- Kombucha Mushroom Tea

- Billy Scranner unveils Todd Howards Shrek Has Swag 6 Ft. Luis Fonsi

- Guess Im losing NNN boys!

- blursed_Shrek

- me_irl

- Yesterday someone drew a turtle using a straw to snort cocaine. Decided to give it a go myself. I should have left it all the same base green color, messed up trying to shade with darker greens.

- E R A S E D

- Christina

It’s a question the Jewish internet has been speculating on for a while, so we decided to investigate: Is Shrek Jewish?!?!⁠ ⁠ Link in bio for Arielle Kaplans (@buffyfangirl94) VERY important work of investigative journalism.⁠ ⁠ Image description: Shrek on a Jewish star background with the text Is Shrek Jewish in a Shrek font. - @hey.alma on Instagram

- Blursed_Shremit the Frogre

- Cursed_Sid

- dont do drugs 😳😳

- Most impressive.

- They hated Christ for he told the truth

- A new challenger is approaching

- Blursed shrek

- He looms

- Shrek is outed as a white supremacist (2020)

Dinosaurs tee available now #dinosaurs #dinosaurstvshow #dinosaurshirt #90s #90stv #90stvshows #retrotv #nostalgia #nostalgic #nineties #90stees #retro #reminisce #oldschool #90skids #90skidstv #timelesstees #timelessteesuk #clothing #clothingbrand #tee #tshirtstore #tshirt - @timelessteesuk on Instagram

- Animated Movies

- *Crunch*

- Blursed_cologne

- Something something fisting joke

- Blursed Mr. House

- Blursed_Shrinch Wazowski

- What the... it’s even worse

- blursed_mike

- If numbers like 69 or 420 make you laugh ur literally retard without any sense of humor

- Cthulhu spotted in the hit movie Planet 51

- Very adorable

- 😭😭😭Donkey, this was the only way.😭😭😭

- Badbot badbot

- Cursed_masterchief

- blursed boomer shrek

- Onions have layers!

Nog steeds vier kaarten voor de #efteling te winnen. Like één van de berichten over de Efteling en volg @dagjewegnl! De uitslag is over 10 dagen! - @dagjewegnl on Instagram

- Memes don’t die they just evolve into worse memes

- IM AN OGRE

- Ah I see youre a man of culture as well

- Logan 🅱️aul Minecraft letsplay

- New tiles to match the new player sprites. Background shows what old tiles were like. Still learning, feedback welcome!

- Here Is just a frog with something to say nothing more

- [NEWBIE] [CC] Jumping cabbages. My first animation. What do you think? Drawn according the tutorial by Pixel Grimoire

- Blursed Shrek

- Blursed_shrek

- hmmm

- Blursed GRUmba

- Lasaga

- Blursed_Shroda

- Blursed_Shrek

- Blursed Shrek

- Tentacleion

- Mogre Mogre

- something weird happening inside my pants after I saw this

@gemma.ziggy and I’s faces when our math teacher starts chanting that she’s an ogre -🤡👑 #mathogre #shrek #ogre - @jhopeless.hoes on Instagram

- Happy Birthday Richard Kind

- I made a ralsei :3

- Shrek holo tcg RARE limited edition stats Woolworths no. 15

- An interesting turtle

- Blursed shrek

- She wants to troll us? I say we retaliate. Post ideas below.

- Yall were posting selfies so I thought ide join in

- you have made a grave mistake

- Hey hey hey, gonna finish the joestars today.

- Blursed_Shrek

- Day 3 of Shrek bringing you something to make you feel better.

- My worst nightmare

- Selfie with god himself

- Re-upholstered

- Green Bean

- Blursed Shrek

- blursed_monalisa

- Blursed Shronkey

- enjoy this monstrosity i made

- Blursed_shrek

- Guys guess what

- why would you ?

- Layers...so many layers

- Shrek + Sully Face - First time making pixel art

- Blursed_Shronky