- A person actually bet $800 on UMBC to beat Virginia. Won $16,000. Im actually surprised its not more.
- Hey youre welcome!
- My total at 7-11 today
Hmmm seems right - @danmeadows94 on Instagram
- I started to wonder if this was just an urban legend. They do exist.
- Today is Friday the 13th and the order number on my receipt is 666.
- Why is this still a thing?
- Brook’s Koepka’s stock yardages are beastly
- I cant diagnose a drinking problem.
- When autofill tries to make you bankrupt
Don’t forget our Pick 3 Lunch Special is available for take out until 5pm ❤️ Stay safe and healthy! #hanasushiynez #hanasushitemecula - @hanasushitemecula on Instagram
- When you ordered and had planned your Saturday night around a new PS4 game but Amazon sends you this...
- 290 times 2 is 590, wrong maths.
- Uhmmm...waiter...I hope to God I didnt order this.
- But why ?!
😊Every chef loves special requests!!! Sålł. Deli & Grocery! Order directly through Instagram! Click the Order Now button! Delivery or Pick up ! Sålł. Located inside Tmd Holdings 461 Melwood ave . Pgh 15213... 100% homemade American classics reimagined! #salt #mothernature #theartofplating #foodporn #gastroart #chefslife #gourmet #wildchefs #cookingfromscratch #charcuterie #handmade #food #foodporn #foodgasm #foodartchefs #gastronomy #pittsburgh #pgh #412 #pittsburghfood #roastbeef - @chefblairiii on Instagram
Uno degli obiettivi che quest’anno ci stava più particolarmente a cuore era quello di raccogliere una piccola somma da devolvere all’associazione @dynamocamponlus : siamo molto felici e orgogliosi di annunciare che l’obiettivo è stato pienamente raggiunto e, grazie alla vostra solidarietà, #Sballon2019 ha regalato ad un bambino una giornata all’interno del Dynamo Camp. GRAZIE DI CUORE 💚 Un grandissimo grazie anche ad @albertomarchesin e al suo staff che sono stati con noi sabato a domenica! - @sballonteam_ on Instagram
- Pre-Algebra is hard...and kind of sad too
- “Unsweetened bananas”? Isn’t that also known as “bananas”? And if you’re required to indicate that these are unsweetened, should I suppose that the dates and almonds have been sweetened since they are not flagged as the unsweetened variety?
We really are so lucky to have the best customers/friends ever! Spending $100 for just one coffee!! Thank you, this stuff is incredible. Things are hard for everyone right now so the fact that this keeps happening is almost beyond belief. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. Open 8am - 3pm for takeaway everyday. #blessed #namaste - @truenorth3058 on Instagram
- Finally doesn’t say dishwasher tis a good day
- My wife and I blew off church and got milkshakes. Our total was $6.66.
- Tomorrow’s SotD
Take me back - @joe__farrar on Instagram
- This inception style parts sheet with itself pictured within itself 4 layers deep
- USPS delivered a bundle of 14 year old mail today
- The receipt for my grandparents 3rd wedding anniversary party in Sendai, Japan. Looks like it was a hell of a party. He was 24 and she was 23.
- There are two different nines on this price tag
- Chick-fil-a will take a penny off your order if the total comes to 6.66...
- For anyone wondering how much power a Maxxair fan uses at each of its ten speeds.
- Never heard that term for goat cheese before...
Runner up finish round 1 of the BDRC NHRA Pro Mod, qualified 1st #RHMbuilt #racecityusa #builtwithpride #promodfactory #rhmtuned - @rob_hayes3 on Instagram
- I went to Pet Supermarket a while ago. This is the receipt for one can of mealworms and one can of wax worms. (Obviously ruler for scale)
- The Silent Ride
- Flavor bible. Seems like Canadian cuisine is Canadian bacon, beer, maple syrup, salmon, and shit you find in the woods.
- Bought a snack at work....the receipt cut the last word a bit short
- Breakaway tag only breaks off US & Can prices
- The cashier wrote this “special request” in my receipt.
- We made the LA times crossword!
- A look at what McDonalds pays for their food.
- I guess its windy at LaGuardia...
- Nice
- Nerdiness
- Restaurant that always discounts to nearest dollar... 0.19% Off
- Moving and found a random library book thats passed due by 33 years.
- So my dad showed me this at the restaurant we went to. I looked into his eyes and said nice.👌
- Miss you already.
- This loaf of bread was reduced to 1p
- Diys
- Hmm, I am not sure my local Chinese restaurant got that correct
- Professor made each of us print out 30 pages worth of tables to bring to the exam, rather than provide them for the students. We dont have free printing at my University.
- why?
- DIPPING SAUCE FOR BREADS
- Public library receipt shows how much money you saved by borrowing instead of buying books
- What the comment section is really for
- This Chinese restaurant in Tarrytown, NY has an insanely big menu
Oh ES brunch, missing you babe! - @cannonjacks on Instagram
- I feel like I do the most for camp
- Found this on my son’s worksheet. No-way was this intended
- Linen Tunic
- Fable Kitchen lets you buy the BOH a round of beer and even offer an industry discount! Youre doing it right guys!!
- Rifle better be fine.
- hes not with me but im putting him up for sale
- Eat pussy, not so expensive !
- The Nutrition Facts on this Italian Loaf
- I found the next step up from baby spinach
- Found in my schools agenda. Seriously, what the fuck does this mean?
- So you want a BLT?
- Claro me cobrando quase R$40 por serviços que nunca utilizei e não tenho intenção de utilizar. O que fazer?
- My friend just got this extra work recommended by a tire shop. Ringing all my alarm bells. Fuel system service (lol), flushes, etc. We declined.
- I visited my hometown for Christmas. And got lunch at my old job. I quit over 3 years ago. BOH told FOH who I was. This was my ticket.
- Condescending tag in my underwear
- This fortune from a fortune cookie has a typo.
I DID MY FIRST RX TODAY!!! - @rickhazelwood on Instagram
GRMPYCAT team left New Bern this AM and headed to Darlington. Crew was met by Kevin Mullins of TKM trackside. TWO WORLD RECORDS set tonight, Fastest factory lower factory blower Hellcat record and Factory blower with NOS record. Lots of power left. Only three 1/4 mile passes on this combo ever and we broke and set new records on all 3 runs. ATI transmission redone was one of the key factors. Congrats to the entire team! Bill Quay, Curtis Creel, Jason Brazzel of BPF, Kevin Mullins, and my son David. It’s been a lot of work, but today was payday. Tim Barth, wish you could have been with us. Congratulations team, it’s all about Teamwork. To the other teams who joined us for testing tonight, thank you for coming and helping us too. I want to thank the Lord for blessing me with the resources and craftsmen to help accomplish this. GRMPYCAT UNCHAINED is all His. Stay tuned for some video. - @tc2motorsports on Instagram
- Back cover of a Soviet Era Black Sabbath LP
- This amusing little quip at the bottom of my favorite comic shops’ receipt.
- This fortune I got from a fortune cookie
- Finally caught one of these in the wild! Now I need to figure out who wrote it...
- this plastic bag has alternative uses listed on it
- @thomyorke on Instagram
Oooopsss! Just smashing the narrative. I also heard there was a 105psi base fuel pressure at idle 🤯. But SEP shuts off at 43psi. #snakeeaterperformance Posted @withregram • @lsxbobross @lsxme89 making 6 mid 9 passes today look easy with the dont bs me clone and @holleyperformance terminator and @vsracingparts turbo goodies and @snakeeaterperformance injectors. Remember, all that shit that doesn’t work #sloppymechanics - @snakeeaterperformance on Instagram
- I found an old receipt that says 12 13 14 and 15 in a row.
- Adding the 20% tip puts the bill to exactly $100
- I was helping my grandma clean out some cabinets and found this recipe for a microwaved brisket in a guide to microwave cooking book from 1977
- My boss thought it would be funny to send this through 20 mins before close when I was alone. The word in the corner (övning) means practice, but I didnt see that and felt my soul leave my body
- Umm Guys should try Indian sweets as munchies ✨
Just beat the Epling 007 car fair and square. Changed out motors last night, just made qualifying. These guys want to cry after track officials already said we were good. Even the Eplings shook my crew chiefs hand and then went to the head official. “Demanded a rerun or they would never come back to the Modern Street Hemi Shootout.” I guess some people just get everything their way. Well, here is the proof, everyone saw it, and you know the TRUTH! - @tc2motorsports on Instagram
- My grill slip from McDonalds trying to be spooooooky
- You guys mind helping me with the crossword?
- This concert wrist band came with 20% off Bail Bond services.
- can anyone tell me more about this package?
- I picked up and dropped off my rental car in exactly 24 hours.
- My gift card had the exact amount for my purchase.
- 1983 world cup winning team payslip
- Ok. Since we are doing bar tabs again. Here is the winner. Your Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins
- This restaurant abbreviates ‘cheese’ two different ways in receipts, depending if you order the meal or just the sandwich.
- Working on FOH and BOH relations.
- chutney sauce and dressing
- Which mold is she allergic to!?!?
- This Zodiac sign reminder on a product’s best before date.
- Fooled you with my fake receipt
- Jesus Christ! What are the chances lads?
- ATM printed this receipt in wrong encoding.
in case anyone was wondering where Ive been these last few weeks, Ive been going to school and studying to get my certifications in IT. yesterday I passed my first test and Im so proud to announce it to you all. thank you so much for your patience and i hope to be writing poetry again soon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #poetrydaily #poetryworld #poetryaccount #poetryoftheday #poetrychallenge #poetryclub #poetrycorner #poetrytribe #poetryofinsta #poetrycosmos #poetry #poetrycommunityofig #poetryaddict #poetrylovers #poetrylover #poetryofinstagram #poetryisnotdead #poetryporn #poetry_addicts #poetrysociety #poetrycommunity #poetryislife #poetryloving #poetryforthesoul #poetrygram #Petercabrera #findmeinyourheart #writer #writersofinstgram #author - @peter_grins on Instagram
- This happened quite awhile ago but Jim Gaffigan came to my work, tipped $2, then sat down at someone else’s table and quietly ate.
- The lady I delivered this to started crying. Its from her husband.
- I got one for you guys. Yummmm
- Rattlesnake bite in the US.
- I got 3 tall boys at a gas station for $6.66
- I forgot how expensive taking the train was...
- I got this package today from China. It was addressed to me and even had my phone number on the package, but the package was empty. I wasnt expecting a package... any way I can track this or find out what this was all about?
- It’s one of my cooks birthday on Friday. This is our request book...
- Nailed it.
- My buddy came in for lunch today and asked for extra spit. So this is what I sent the kitchen.
- My receipt is blatantly lying about the tip percentages.
- If you work in the PNW and recognize these labels, lets trade war stories
- Story checks out..
- Swimming Gift Ideas
- whats the biggest ticket money wise you ever saw? €€€€€
- Twice in one night ??? Jesus ST Anthony help me
- Funny number in math class
- Mother of god
- I love a new gardening book! Just bought Peter Seabrooks Complete Vegetable Gatdener in a thrift store and Im thinking Man, I wish that was how much seeds cost!
- Ahh yes Loki be needing that toasted toast.
- I accidentally matched 3 decimal places when getting gas yesterday...
- And this is what I said, too.
- These are the nutrition facts on a box of sour gummy worms.
- Expensive Melbourne - $16 for a Melbourne Bitter longneck at Three Below bar!
- 3 My servers
- Right, so..... sausage?
- Steakhouse: Dear customers, please break your poop in small pieces so it doesnt clog the toilet.
- Danette May
- Sequence knitting- Can anyone explain what row repeat in this pattern means?
- Oh great, Ill go on sund... oh...
- My ice cream’s 2nd Ingredient is “whole water”
- Peak brunch
- In case we received that extra service while the receipt was printing...
- My friend saved money at In-N-Out by making all the condiments separated
Dream come true! #LA #america - @sergiostellenboom on Instagram
- Jazz it up a bit she said
- Subway now boarding the meme train
- What the hell is their problem? Do they want me to die?!
- I got $6.66 worth of gas, and it got me 2.013 gallons
- International Phonetic Alphabet
- A receipt from EDC VIP Sky Deck
- Currently taking a chemistry quiz and saw this question.
- You guys know there is a fry button right?
- My receipt from a specialty cheese shop has info about my purchases and their pairing suggestions
- And another one ( I’m tidying up before we go on hols)
- This binder has now survived a year as my little brothers binder and 5 semesters in college!
- When the FoH goes too far...
- Thanks Pat
- 3 pizzas for $800 dollars
- 0 point soups
- Bi Weekly weigh ins are going great! 289.4 down to 250.8 this morning 😇🙏
#Menu #NewHaven #Sidetwo - @thepantry_newhaven on Instagram
- Someone I know just paid off their student loan, in full...in cash.
- This restaurant check holder has a built-in light
- The label of my beef jerky states that you should not eat the jerky in the shower.
- Coin Counter Cant Do Basic Math
- Taking my truck (1993 Ford F-350) in for its first professional inspection tomorrow. This is the list the mechanic gave me of what he’s going to go over. Is there anything else that should be looked at?
- I said no lettuce on my chicken sandwich and they credited me 15¢
- This burger joint is slightly racist.
- My receipt has nutrition facts/percent daily values for the food I just ordered
- My local grocery store doesnt bother entering item names for receipts
- No, go find your own.
- Guess which order I was at the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut!
- My order number
- Nice.
- My McDonalds receipt was the same as the example receipt on my table tent
Hey everyone this is the price list for Ara hairdressing school. We need clients all the time we also now do men’s cuts so come in or message us and book in! See you soon! - @arahairdressing on Instagram
- Bloopers (Most are in Dutch)
- Most receipts just say something like Have a Nice Day! or Thank you for your business....
- The total cost of my batman comics came out to $66.66.
- A one cent tip
- Legal weed has pros and cons $$$
- Ill have a Blippy and 2 Things please?
- What the hell is the point then??
- baby knit patterns
- This Mexican restaurant charges customers healthcare fees
- When a company doesn’t put the “percent daily value” for sugar, which is 36g for men and 25g for women. FYI, this taro tea ONE serving is 153% of the sugar a man should have in a DAY.
- 2897 burgers sold the first week (6 days). Not a bad start. My amazing grill cooks have blisters. Definitely buying them some beer.
- This receipt given to my girlfriend LINDSEY at a Vietnamese restaurant.
- My shopping receipt came to exactly $100
- Caught the order queue right as it rolled over...
- This tag from a piece of my daughters clothes has the measurement breakdown of US vs. MX although every size and weight is the same all the way down.
- Hospital bill for baby delivery, 1955
- This restaurant does a tip calculation for you
- Just in case you cant do the math
- Sooooo.......
- Today I received a letter from a death row inmate because the post office cant tell the difference between Illinois, USA and Watford, England.
- I bought one goddamn item!
- A credit card receipt back in 1998. Amazing how privacy laws have changed since then.
- I hate brunch....
- What if I only want to leave 15%?
- Italian Four Cheese Cheez-Its are made with six kinds of cheese.
- Actual cost of Mcdonalds products
- My wife and I went out for sushi dinner with two couples. After ordering very different items each, when they brought the bill, all of ours were within $1 of each other!
- Description says he already ate the burger and fries
- I stole this from grandmas purse
- This lightbulb info looks like nutritional facts
- My friend told restaurant staff that it was her boyfriend’s birthday so they sang Happy Birthday to him, then received this on their check
- The suggested tip my IHOP waitress gave is 25% of the bill
- We were the first customers of the year!
- Was at a cemetery for a funeral. They had a price list posted. Mighty specific, I must say. Who knew there was demand to bury just a single limb?!
- Classic Staff Order
- Change was $9.11 at the 9/11 memorial (deleted earlier due to geotag filter from Snapchat)
- Brazilian receipts include an MD-5 sum to make tampering harder.
- What happened to 15/18/20 percent??
- Meals you can freeze
- It was expensive, and a long wait, but I think I’m going to frame this to show my grandkids some day: “End of the prohibition in Michigan”
- I’m a kiwi living in Australia,my name is Zac I think my accent is strong
- Those Superbowl Specials
- The name is “Funk”
- The most patriotic bar tab ever. My bartender gave me a high-five when he saw it.
- Hmm yes this fabric is made out of fabric
- Things that make you go hmmmmmm?
- Out Of Order roll will cost you $9.95 at this sushi spot
- The mnemonic in my review book
- WE CLOSE AT 9!
- Poncho shawl
- Blursed receipt (got in in russia today)
- Teacher said there was only a few questions on the homework today
- My total at 7-Eleven this morning was $7.11
- classic
- 6th math
- The way this restaurant’s menu shows prices.
- This lube that has a temperature range above the melting point of iron
- Germany: Just got almost €600 worth of medicine for free.
- Just found a 20 year old receipt in my back pocket.
- My library receipt tells me how much money Ive saved by not buying books
- Napkin from a bar in Russia
- hmmm
- For a couple pieces of ice, really?
- It really bothers me the shortened (Finger)
- Budget Grocery Lists
- Using the exact same amount of power two months in a row
- This chef’s printing.
- Theyre hunting in packs now!
- I used $99.99 of my $100 gift card in one go.
- This sushi restaurant adds love to their receipt.
- The check out receipts in my library system show how much you save by using the library
- Then they complained that it wasnt crunchy
- As an Asian, i find this a little self-deprecating when I eat out!
- My sons hospital bill for the last two months...I guess we will have to cut back on the weekly Caribbean trips for awhile !
- My brother went to Aldi with a £50 note. Without checking prices or calculating as he shopped he managed to come out with this total of £49.99.
- Funny in life
- This Chinese restaurants menu.
- The length of this receipt for one item. (Pen for proportion)
- My dad got a giftcard for a nice seafood restaurant in downtown Toronto...no we did not order specifically so this would happen. :)
- Sometimes big things come in small packages
- Ill have the carpaccio
- Regular service. Two words every Ducati owner fears.
- I somehow ordered a no thanks from McDonalds
- Still representing, even after death threats. Some people cant handle the truth...
- Bought leftover halloween items last night that totaled to $6.66
- My receipt for what we DIDN’T buy!?
- This is an actual receipt from a Papa Johns purchase by an ...oriental looking young lady. Image of said young lady included.
- Just got back from the fish store shouldnt have gone alone lol
- The serving size on my hotel cookie is one-half of a cookie.
- How expensive a couple of snacks are at the airport
- A perfect receipt total
- Split the bill between 4 couples. They just took 1/4 of everything.
- [McCalls 7714] Help choosing the right size?
- It’s more infurating than interesting tbh
- £10 exactly. I feel like I should have won something - Very Satisfying! :)
- These ‘numerical’ menu items.
- Local bowling alley made a mistake on my receipt
- My Taco Bell order was rang up at a palindrome time.
#saltbae prices 😂😂😂😂😂 - @sissynobbyy on Instagram
- This customer knows Tuna is seafood right???
- I was charged $0.70 to not put ice in my coffee
- 100 year ago prices
- LAUGH : quotes
- Second Grader Homework Today Aint No Joke
- Land O Lakes butter thinks its funny.
- Heres some pages from a county jail canteen
- This sushi restaurant doesnt know how to do math.
- Very rarely does a ticket make me gag.
- Never throwing this legendary ticket away
- Five Guys pricing is kinda ridiculous
- That must feel good
- Took my 99 R6 racebike drag racing. Not bad.
- customer request? nailed it!
- En los Hooters de Estados Unidos están dando cheese sticks gratis porque ganó México
- All the things I bought to make my wife a fancy dinner totalled exactly $69.
- Ticket I got at an old job.
- We couponed so hard, they gave us money from the register.
- A Mumbai cafe is using 1940s prices to celebrate their 75th anniversary
- A bill that came out to exactly $100
- Duck shit coffee & gunpowder black @The Teahouse. Amazing place.
- Chilis math. See comments.
- My grocery bill today
- Receipt from my grandparents Las Vegas honeymoon weekend in 1968. [OC]
- This menu’s price listings aren’t in a perfect line.
- My receipt handily already had the total split for 2, calculated at the bottom
- My mom found a receipt from 1991. What makes it even better is that it’s from Sam the Record Man!
- I like to send in food with messages to the BoH
- My total at the store today was $17.76
