I was the more deceived
Bisar Djinn Spirit Companion- Keeper of Youth & Beauty/ Good Fortune/ Luck
- 2meir4meirl
Jem & The Holograms Beauty Lines Are Coming, Heres What This Fan Wants From The Products
Customer Leaves Outrageous Negative Restaurant Review On Yelp, Gets Owned By The Chef That Served Them
- ... In bed?
These Couples Went All-Out with Their Bizarre Wedding Themes
16 High School Musical Questions That Need To Be Answered Or Else Im Calling Up Zac Efrons Mom
- The lovers tarot card
Pinterest @mfelletter
- Funny Fortune Cookie
- Who thought this was good enough to put in multiple lecture halls?!
- Okay, which one of you is this? (Found on Twitter)
- Sure... rub it in Fortune Cookie
- The fun part of having legal weed all around lol
- I always wash my hands with that...
- I know it’s not perfect.... but here is the handmade card I made for my boyfriend who hates his birthday
- I’m never going to find any help here...
- The names Brian damnit!!!!
- This unopened pepper packet is completely empty
- This advice for people with panic attacks
- When you buy a Valentine’s card from M&S...
- Me_irl
- When mods remove your dank meme.
- Yeaaah...no
- Found this poster in my school...
- This sign in a dispensary bathroom in Colorado
- Made my first meme bois
- Cursed_fortune
- So, how many Virginians?
- Someone left this card on my car today
- This is just one of the many useless notes my boss leaves us at work.
- This fortune from my fortune cookie
- Disabilities sucks
- Cards vs humanity
- This little instruction manual joke
- When you were led to believe Rian Johnson’s trilogy was the only one and then the trilogy by the GoT writers gets announced
- Cards against humanity
- This card that says it doesnt say anything
- Blursed newspaper
- My Cards Against Humanity card is spelt wrong
- Physics
- I like ringa ringa better!
- This card in a restaurant bathroom so you can alert somebody subtly if you clogged a toilet
- This DUI Attorney’s advertisement on my wristband from a bar
- The reaction you get when you live in a non-English speaking country yet refuse to stop hopefully greeting all strangers with Hello there
- My high school, at it again
- I knew it!
- Giant Eagle
- Saw This at School During Finals
- Got 2 fortunes in my fortune cookie. Is this lucky?
- Penny dreadful frankenstein
- Learn Chinese: Disease (pic)
- Caught red handed
- Today I got the best fortune cookie of my life.
- Graphic design is my passion
- Checked in at Mors Mutual Hotel today
- me_irl
- No, thats not possible. /r/SequelMemes would be aware of it.
- Cow Tipping
- I hope this is not a repost
- An important clarification for dispensary goers
- To write a fortune.
- My mom got this card with text that is very hard to read
- My uncle got this fortune the day he found out he was being foreclosed
- This upside-down envelope.
- This fortune I got with my Lo Mein
- Whoever put up the misspelled sign last week still hasnt taken it down so someone decided to point out the obvious
- Working on a sign for the tennis team. I was given watery paint and old brushes to do it, so I think I’m doing pretty well.
- Condescending tag in my underwear
- Juan got a new job.
- This parking garage provides cards at the elevator to remind you what floor you parked on
- work in progress - on the history of plagues ans epidemics ~ sarah la puerta
- Funny
- Thanks fam.
- [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL] [ALMOST COMMITED MASS GENOCIDE]
- My local paper has trouble.
- me irl
- This quote on the box to my extra caffeinated tea.
- This Ribbon.
- Lebrin Jims
- Horus Heresy in a nut shell
- Fortune Quotes
- This blank fortune cookie I just got
- This fortune I got
- Im here Ill take at your the heat service for you.
- Oh poor alfonzo
- Saw another fortune cookie post and thought I’d share the one I received the other day...
- I may or may not have one...
- French poster explaining how to properly wear a medical mask.
- I have a cool fortune cookie too..
- I guess the UN started making fortune cookies.
- This acronym
- Today’s editorial from the Sunday Telegraph
- My fortune is to commit a crime?
- Now that I have these...I simply cannot wait to find someone parked like a douche bag.
- Cards Against Humanity
- Blursed melting
- This person claiming that human right advocacy is propaganda.
- blursed_misfortune
- Pirate poster on the Victoria line
- Why Im going to hell.
- Mask Label Distancing From Child Labor
- May you live in interesting times...
- My friend sent me this while on his trip.
- Woah there fortune cookie, thats a bit much..
- Do fortune cookies renew if you keep them safe each year? I’ve never had one be so damn accurate.
- This copy of Animal Farm has a unique typo
- Wise Words
- how can one fail this
- Funny product card. Found this on the dock.
- This cookie fortune trying to sell me more Chinese food.
- hmmm
- MFW when Thibson ruined this sub because so many people copy his shitpost formula now
- Creepiest fortune cookie I ever received!
- Blursed Fortune
- That period. Well, actually, all of it.
- I got two fortunes in my fortune cookie.
- This knife sharpening company has a bandaid as its business card
- no seriously why
- Refreshing to see in the back of a Patagonia catalog.
- Ancient Chinese lore
- Oddly specific as well.
- Normal is subjective. What kind of fuckery goes on in here?
- When you can’t find the prequel gif you’re looking for..
- My hot water bottle was originally meant to be used for longer than one year.
- Was deciding on what to order and saw a quote at the bottom of my menu (ottawa,canada)
- My fiancee got three fortunes in her fortune cookie.
- These instructions are written with infinitive verbs
- blursed_ww3
- Boring dystopia fortune cookie.
- This Virus Goes Beyond Just Illness. Support Your Neighbors
- Of course this is the fortune I get the same day the sun gets blotted out
- The way they didn’t make the I red on this website.
- Looks like a great campaign to help tackle male suicide
- Best birthday fortune ever.
- Not a book you will forget
- Made me stop and sigh...
- Hmm, I am not sure my local Chinese restaurant got that correct
- Found this on r/HMM
- Morning reminder
- A rhyming sign inside my bathroom stall at work, meant for adults, complete with apostrophe gore
- My fortune from a fortune cookie :)
- Starbucks interior designer not grasping the point of the giant copper “I” at the start of the sentence.
- Animal Rights
- This was the entirety of my fortune from my fortune cookie.
- I get that its the design, but still
- This poorly drawn picture on a medicine bottle
- I ate two fortune cookies and got the same fortune from both.
- Saw this in this months golf digest. This rings true to me
- Well this was an interesting coincidence...
- This surprisingly nerdy fortune
- Blursed_Fortune
- I opened my fortune cookie and found a typo
- Student exam
- Libertarian fortune cookie
- Is this some kind of sick joke?
- Not only is the elevator down, theres this.
- Best Western really going above and beyond with these complimentary towels.
- I think I got my first AB fortune today
- So close
- me irl
- Netflixs DVD Mailer Drawing Contest
- Three fortunes in one fortune cookie
- Blursed_cookie
- My dad has a deadly allergy to any type of shellfish/seafood. He got this in his fortune cookie after lunch.
- fortune cookie wisdom
- So fuck everything?
- My package came todAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Found this in the natural history museum, not sure if it belongs here.
- My hotel telling me there’s no monsters under my bed.
Thrilled to be part of the largest presentation of a Felix Gonzales-Torres piece ‘Untitled’(fortune cookie corner) 1990. Initiated by Andrea Rosen Gallery and David Zwirner Gallery we are proud to be one of 1000 places in the world for this official launch today May 25th until July 5th 2020. The location I chose is the entrance of the gallery which used to be Ghislaine Hussenot Gallery who represented Felix in Paris for a few exhibitions. Not part of our current show, it stands in the entrance of the venue as a remembrance of so many great artists Ghislaine has shown in this gallery from the eighties until 2006 when I took over. Because of this it feels even more special for me to be part of this global presentation. As we welcome visitors back to the gallery, we gladly invite people to get closer to the art by also cracking open the cookie and read its message. Touch the piece and why not swallow it... #FGT🥠exhibition @felixgonzaleztorres.foundation - @galerie_hussenot on Instagram
- Aw shucks I wanted to get ice tho
- Opening New Years fortune cookies... mine was a little too real!
- Come on Super Buffet, this is just shameless...
- You don’t say
- Cards vs humanity
- Blursed Fortune
- My fortune said...
- Theyre becoming more sneaky...[PIC]
- My Xmas fortune cookie is a Stephen Wright joke.
- My fortune cookie had two related fortunes.
- My dad and I both got the same fortune out of 2 different fortune cookies.
- Me🔮irl
- What kind of question is this!
- Well this is bullshit...
- Two fortunes were stuck together inside one cookie
- King julian madagascar
- Nothing sacred.
- Propaganda had invaded the fortune cookie
- OK Chinese food, the first time I was confused, but now its getting creepy :/
- Me_irl
- My fortune cookie today was scarily accurate
- This was in my fortune cookie at an all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffet.
- Well played, Chinese Restaurant...[pic]
- Oh.. well... okay ):
- Hastate
- My eighty year old barber has this on the back of his business card. He is a Korean War vet who still goes to work everyday to get away from his wife for a few hours.
- Panda Express out here calling ugly people unintelligent
- Now thats excellent marketing.
- 2meirl4meirl
- Funny Fortune Cookie
- Looks like I won’t be meeting “someone important” anytime soon
- First time Ive ever seen this warning. They trying to sterilize us!
- Former Quote from /r/GetMotivated
- My fortune from a cookie I got at my local Chinese restaurant.
- I got some familiar advice from my fortune cookie today.
- My husband and I got similar fortunes.
- This fortune cookie I just got
- Well what should I do? Tell me how to live my life, fortune cookies!
- This book that is prohibited in France
- Got an ominous fortune at a Chinese restaurant tonight.
- I bought the cards against humanity geek pack. This one hit me right in the feels
- Just watched straight footage of water (ice) for 1.5 hours in a completely empty theatre (10/10)... guess the city’s hydrohomies decided to stay in for the night! Would recommend Aquarela if you’re captivated easily and watching water sounds fun to you!
- My fortune cookie had the same 4 fortunes inside.
- I opened two fortune cookies tonight and both had the same prophecy
- Don’t get my hopes up fortune cookie :’(
- My sweetener is turning me into a rulebreaker
- Blursed_Fortune_Cookie
- A most British of notes
- Saw this and knew immediately I had to post it here. Wear your kicks people.
- I got the same fortune twice
- This way too real fortune cookie.
- This advertisement on the back of my fortune
- Satisfaction with fortune cookie, I have
- 2 oddly poetic fortune cookies I ate today
- My fortune cookie was just an Empire Strikes Back quote.
- If a robot promises to love you..
- I think my girlfriend sabotaged my fortune cookies.
- Fortune cookies have taken a turn for the mean...
- My lunch break fortune whilst on a pentest.
- What kinda asshole
- Got this fortune yesterday - shoutout to my MS4s
- Best. Fortune. Ever. I cannot believe I got this.
- Mine and my boyfriend’s fortune cookies.
- This fortune cookie calling me out for being unpatriotic then...
- 2 Maidens
- This fortune from my fortune cookie.
- True...
- Me irl
- I guess panda is running out of fortunes
- Word.
- accounting humor
- Some co-workers just dont care
- This fortune pissed me off
- My fortune cookie basically told me to try again.
- Got this fortune almost exactly a week after being bitten by a flying squirrel I was coaxing out of a kitchen cabinet with a chestnut
- Not sure if this is good or bad...🤔
- My fortune cookie today gave me some insight into hifi.
- Went out for Chinese food last night. How is this even a fortune?
- Alright, youve got my attention cookie. Tell me more.
- Blursed fortune
- This church has a gluten-free option for communion
- At least youre not dead
- I love when Chinese fortunes tell me to take a hot ‘both’.
- This fortune that basically tells you not to try anything new unless you’re really good at it
- Fortune Ad
- I... I am the great liberator!
- My fortune wants me to Zuckerberg my friend
- Because I dont know anyone by the name Tate.
- My fortune cookie erased 9 days from a year
- On my flight from NY to Puerto Rico
- Blursed Fortune
- When the fortune cookie doesnt actually have a fortune to tell you
- The zipper is easy to bad
- You know, sometimes I like cringing at the good things and laughing at misfortune.
- Blursed fortune cookie judging me and my spending habits
- My cocktail napkin is idea-friendly
- Me and my buddy got the same fortune from our fortune cookie.
- Ok what? Please explain
- Me_irl
- Apparently tea is poisonous, but at least it’s a peaceful death...
- My fortune was cut in half. Now I’ll never know...
- If this isnt motivational, I dont know what is.
- Good sign?
- My friend received an oddly specific fortune in her cookie today.
- My girlfriend and I got the same grammatically incorrect fortune while on a date.
- Oof
- This fortune cooke
- Yep I like how there are now 356 days in a year
- Ads in a fortune cookie wtf
- Im only out to a few friends. I could not have scored a more accurate fortune cookie.
- A Strange Cookie
- My Dads Fortune cookie
- My fortune cookie from lunch today
- This fortune cookie I got today
- Now theyre worried about market share?
- Humor is best weapon
- Why would you put an ad in someones fortune?
- My fortune cookie has an ad for the US Census in it.
- This fortune in my fortune cookie
- Chuck Norris
- The one recognize the illusion....
- My fortune...
- Fortune Cookie Madlad
- A relative is going to die.
- My Fortune Cookie came from a Jewish sermon.
- My fortune cookie sums up every day in 2020 so far.
- My Fortune Cookie
- This is really a fortune???
- The fortune I got out of this cookie was surprisingly poignant.
- My fortune was a Star Wars quote
- including generalizations about generalizations?
- This fortune cookie fortune that makes no sense
- This is the most generic and bland fortune ever, and you get it after going to a restaurant.
- Friends Trying to Get Preggo Get this Fortune
- Sterling Archer wrote this fortune cookie
