- He puts a great cross in..
- When you choose the thug life but the thug life certainly does not choose you
- She forgot a very important bit of information
- Attempted to translate the original from Hungarian but it wasnt easy. Included some misspellings for flavor as well as the unaltered onomatopoeia at the end
- Too Cocky
- alabama 101
- Gotta find reasons to hate men, even if it’s from a comedic parody made in 2014
- To all the bi boys that need to hear it
- This is so sad, can we hit cars??? 😔
- 5’5”, 220 lbs - doesn’t feel that fat. Doctor must be fatphobic
- A friend here in NZ posted that, unfortunately, we need to beat Covid again. But this girl is happy that New Zealand has Covid 19 again.
- Posted by a cop
- I suffered so you should suffer as well!
- I think I did one... To a girl I met on Tinder.
- *crickets*
- My boyfriend broke up with me for legitimate reasons=boys suck
- also, I read the article, it was just any normal anti-vaxxer sayings
- This guy posts shit like this on Facebook almost daily. I dont even know why Im friends with him anymore.
- The Face Of A Killer
- 😩😩😩
- This DEFINITELY happened to Purple Girl!
- If you get found you have to walk around with the shape of L on your forehead.
- Gotta accessorize!
- Yellow took a pupper from red before red had a chance to put it in a dumpster, and then jokes about it. Fkthatperson
- Meet Monkey D. Luffy, an alpha male mod at The Red Pill.
- Just posted it on Facebook thought y’all would like it.
- He just asked a question jesus
- Dog milk = Human milk
- Essential oilsdoctors advice and her children
- Guy posted a picture of a girl in an anime and said he doesnt like her. This guy responded with the following
- please keep your dirty laundry far away from my feed pls k thx
- [Image]An inspirational post from /u/regoapps.
- Be the Change
- Update: Kathy had some more complications, but is still gardening away!
- Come on Paul
- When they slide into your DMs at 1 AM after recovering from last years rejection...
- The only language we need it american
- tfw you “hate childless women”
- [Discussion] Well this is interesting to say the least..
- She’s had three more kids with three different guys since this one and posts the same stuff about them.
- Dangerous Dave vs 15 year old girl
- Reads like really bad fanfiction
- Because only in america people shave and eat fast food.
- I got tagged in this. I don’t know 99% of the people involved and Red is an ex co worker who fell back into her meth addiction. It’s like a white trash Soap Opera everyday in my Facebook feed now.
- Cute couples goals
- tumblr user has crippling depression
- hmm, interesting hobbies you got there!
- Female bro
- Can confirm.
- Trying to peddle essential oils to someone having suicidal thoughts....then telling said person to kill themself.
- Greek Mythology is cool. Don’t ruin it.
- There’s a time and place for it (it’s not the time nor place)
- Just want them licked
- Totally real and relatable.
- As a woman, i always knock when i hear people having loud sex.
- Preemptive strike
- The weight of civilization rests on the erect dicks of horny rich men
- [UPDATE] this is a follow up from a post that I’ll link in the comments... also his nick name is shorty in my phone so privacy is still protected
- Fellow makeup artists know the struggle
- Before you ask, yes, it was in Florida
- Look out Massachusetts lawmakers, you just got put on a list
- Cant stop talking about diet = refused cookies once and explained why
- Mummy can’t count past the naughty step... her daughter is 3!
- GIVE ME WORK
- Never Argue With Children
- Are you gatekeeping being a woman, again?
- that doesnt sound right 😐
- Roses are red, They are coming for you
- Everything about this.
- Oh no...
- (Wanted my suspicious wife to think I wasnt hitting on you)
- I guess this is how you find a girlfriend now
- found this on tumblr 😬
- Well, You are an asshole.
- Seems like an overreaction
- 35 year old man berates 16 year girl for having no mind of her own and breaking up with him.
- When grandma is a juggalette
- *** down with religion
- Word of advice
- Lil public service announcement
- l u v.
- To start a computer
- ever heard of gEnEtIcs???
- This is a sophomore at my high school
- Le bored during exams so I made this has arrived
- She got him good?
- You Mad Bro?
- Waiting for Ambo, better update facebook.
- I love these noobs that say repeated stuff (fe2)
- Sugar daddy applications
- A dude friend selling Pure Romance
- COOL Things
- What sort of sad pathetic loser thinks its cool to brag about kinky sex to their uninterested mother?
- This was on a public status of his talking to two women.
- Guys, we gotta step it up!
- Plot twist
- He’s right though, isn’t he?
- Pampering the girlfriend
- Real Shit Quotes
- Trying to milk their daily mcdonalds ritual for a payout.
- Because its so cute being a reckless driver
- Now we know who sucks
- When your friends are desperate for Instagram likes...
- Why do I have to know?? Also she tagged her husband too.
- This guy was just arrested for first degree criminal sexual conduct so I looked him up on FB. This is his only public post.
- Found my bio mom after 10 years of searching. Today is the 3 year anniversary that I found my missing pieces.
- Anything you cant explain or understand is a hoax
- Her sons in jail
- Babe 3
- Guys we all fell for climate change.
- Underaged teen couple with a planned pregnancy
- So simple yet so cringy
- What are you? A toddler???
- What is gray, anyway?
- Angry V6 muscle car owners at it again
- When obsession goes too far
- Um yeah of course
- Gets u from point A to point B all that matters!
- Dumb Bimbo Cow (Hypnosis) (Cowgirl) (Bimbofication)
- Girl I used to work with posts stuff like this all the time part 3! Yes I’m obsessed with her.
- on a tiktok post where a girl was responding to a comment asking her to put a trigger warning for being skinny
- Thanks mom
- You deserved it cheating b***h
- P A I N T E D. W H O R E S.
- This is the funniest thing I’ve ever said. I have peaked.
- Halloween at exactly noon.. the sequel
- Good fight little man! 💪
- nigga we family
- S tier snapchat content
- a sister thing
- SGAG Stealing (and faking) posts
- tgis
- Thin and unhealthy exists, so fat and healthy must exist...right?
- His son has more clout than me
- After the Trump inauguration, some neighbors left this letter on Hend Amry uncles door in Cincinnati, Ohio.
- “Lol”
- Could someone explain why videos are banned?
- this is relatable
- Preach it sister
- Threw up a little reading this
- Best place to break the news.
- “Well known” woman-beating meth head threatens to beat up sixteen year old over a car accident his girlfriend caused.
- Imagine being this miserable person.
- A friend sent me this
- Trying to get my bf to buy animal crossing lol
- Imma use this one sometime
- Fuck it Im going to drink some water
- DIGGITY
- #1 on list of things not to share on Facebook
- boy crush quotes
- I have no idea how they even got my number
- The perfect way to handle creepy pm’s
- Mummy Quotes
- If youre gonna bring your drama to Facebook for attention, then commit to it.
- Girl is being blackmailed with photos she took when she was 13/14, that she DIDN’T send to anyone. POS claims taking those pictures is worse than being blackmailed with CP
- A five-year-olds take on gender
- Am I going to find the body of the last villager I kicked out?
- Theres a lot going on here...
- PSA: women who breast feed are CHILD MOLESTERS.
- This Is Us
- 5sos fam
- If zombies arent fucking real, why would such a word exist at all?
- I’m DiFfErEnT!!! How dare women embrace their sexuality!!
- A 2 for 1 special on some kick ass kids!
- She mentioned her Jeep had no brakes.
- Their relationship is like this every day.
- Who’s getting a sleeve?
- Thats what they got from it?
- anyone else?
- Another gold mine
- Haha, I’m so edgy and badass because I’m rude to someone who had nothing to do with the treatment of my people hahahahaha
- Found a wild one on Facebook
- All because someone decided to have sex I gotta work.
- Just saw this on Facebook, such a great idea, I hope its helped someone out there
- Like for real though, how do people get this convinced? What sources are they basing their beliefs on?
- What a perfectly convenient time to shill my pyramid scheme!
- Don’t be an entitled Karen
- “My drunk boyfriend” - or - “ice cream fetus”
- The rest of her other responses are pretty sh*t, someone pleass take her phone away
- This persons a TD.....
- Big Brayn
- 27.7K people believe this is the potato drawing out the fever and not oxidizing... These poor kids.
- Faint positive pregnancy test
- Haha mental isnt it
- Guy constantly posts things like this
- Please stay in the astral and away from regular people.
- Dont do drugs
- Father of the Year
- She posted on fb about her boyfriend eating her ass.
- Specific Rating: 9.7
- Screenshots
- Everyone, her parents are good!
- This...is worth this sub
- Kill yourself Bitch
- cute couple goals
- Race baiting on a community yard sale post
- This guy is a creep. He is always posting weird scenarios where he saves a girl from someone, then asks if there are any women who want a real man to take care of them
- Some more Intuitive Eating vs. Health
- Bats Are Birds
- Franchise owner wants to pay employees $4 per hour plus tips
- When someone tells you youre boring because youre against smoking
- Uhhhhhh, what?
- More from the charmer who uses butt plugs for phone repair.
- Boyfriend
- Kid definitely needs jesus instead of a hug from mom
- 5 year old wants to talk about historical racism and injustice
- What a twist!
- Guy says hes scared for his life after making a $10M deal with the devil/illuminati for a role in setting up and replacing XXXTenacion
- What a lovely thing to do
- Wait what
- This was my friends super-senior, translation in the comments
- Baby Showers
- love
- What a lovely guy.
- Oh the humanity
- Some men have periods too, if I can get it so can you -a child being puppeted by his Parents
- Happy Birthday Best Friend
- When your wife is a true cuckquean ❤
- Terrifying stories
- Posting a video on facebook of your daughters finding your buttplug for likes
- Verdict of the year
- Dad walks in on teenage girl masturbating with a cucumber
- You lucky fanny
- They predicted it..
- I want one 🥺
- From a girl who switches gang affiliations every boyfriend
- He makes statuses like this all the time and constantly complains about being single.
- Friend had a conversation with an Alpha Male
- Thought this belonged here.
- so woke
- Yea, cause that would totally work....
- In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion claps tonight
- I really dont know what else to say
- She constantly shares these “stories” of how strangers approach her all the time. Here is the latest.
- Saw this on twitter earlier thought it was just insane enough to fit
- Couples reward scheme revealed on fb....
- If you cant understand satire youve failed as a human being
- Her son is 2
- 29 year old girl from my hometown. She has four kids with three different guys and broke up with her new fiancé last night. (they’ve known each other 5 months). Looks like they’re back together this morning, but this was the drama.
- Diy gifts valentines day
- Including Angel Baby
- Anti vax Karen
- Are you okay?
- Daddy will get you a Mcgriddle
- Couples {Love}
- Breakup thoughts
- Freaky/ Relationship Goals
- My friend got this on Snapchat from a random older kid (were 14)
- She’s absolutely right... We do live among demons!
- Humiliation texts with my hunky sub
- These two fine specimens caught trespassing
- reads jealously
- Now Im even more glad I saw this movie.
- Best Roast Me Memes
- Childrens Education
- My local FB never ceases to amaze me. She wants a raccoon.
- Tofu is only for vegans
- Seriously?
- Dude looking for a TV stand wants basically for free. People give him cheap options, he says to eat his nuts. (picture of my computer because its my work FB account that I cant access on my phone)
- Love diary
- Had to make a reddit account really quick cause I just had to post this.
- Surely this is a joke? WRONG ANSWER BUDDY
- Friend of mine is teaching his kids right
- He was ready and waiting for Mommy when I got home...so a nice spanking and playtime...mmmm...
- Local neighborhood groups are always a source of trash.
- I love the different type of letters I get from my villagers .....Erik’s makes me laugh😂
- [Image] If you want a good day, create one.
- If you had bad exes in the past you can’t be healthy and like come on how could you like McDonald’s?!?!
- Just need that winter boyfriend!
- To roast your baby daddy
- Someone from my school unironically posted this to their story
- At least!
- These are adults and they have been talking/dating for less than a month.
- Modern problems require modern solutions
- Idk if this has been posted before
- Amazing letter from local children
- Here are all three, of the nice guy I new in middle school and is now talk to me again
- I understand the concept of condom design and would like to propose an explanation
- Thank god Im not the only person who is annoyed at this
- Love your mothers
- 25 y/o, 4 kids from 4 different dudes broke up with her last baby daddy this month. After posting ridiculous status updates about how sad she is, I open Fbook to find this. It’s been less than a month and she’s onto the next. Also, yes, this is the girl who let her baby suck on her manky ass foot.
- Feminist encourages women to steal mens properties when visiting their homes
- lmao!!
- Pretty insane
- So this happened
- I wasnt kidding when I told you guys he refers to all of his friends as daughter, brother, etc. toodles!
- Respect your mother
- Local dumbass sells himself out
- Victoria doesnt cover the secrets.
- their replies on this are so stupid
- An actual human that I have on Facebook.
- Orrrrr you could change your eating habits to show your children a good example so that the doctor never needs to bring up their BMI.
- An update on the post from last month. It’s now her birthday month so get your money transferred 😂 got a feeling there might be a daily countdown from now
- Her “sugar tits” drove drunk last weekend and crashed with his two young sons in the backseat unbuckled. One died and one is in critical condition. His friends are rallying for him as another “victim” 🤮
- Smoked pastrami recipe
- The anti-nice guy
- Thats amazing handwriting for a 7 year old
- You know he’s broke
- After being told that Im a minor before this and being told to stop talking about his dick 3 times, it just doesnt stop this creepy bastard #gottalovekik
- I need a bath in Lysol now
