Tess Taylor (@412_tess_taylor) • Threads, Say more

another pfp


- Es geht wieder los

40+ Hilarious Parenting Memes To Help You Survive Quarantine

Life Hack Reveals How To Create A DIY Lock With Just A Fork


- A shitty spoiler with a fun bonus


Urban gardener shows how to grow constant supply of spinach with upcycled plastic containers


- Never forget

Lucy Hope - All About Crossdresser



- So excited

Hi Բարեւ Barev Armenian - Black / S

Professional chef says stop frying bacon. Heres how to cook it so its perfectly crisp every time


- Marathon posters

Photos On Jw Pic B7E

Woman shows simple way to fix jeans with hole down the middle


- Helping hand...




- Jets are grounded in Las Vegas

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Enjoy knitting and crocheting? You probably didnt know it could affect your health like this


- HaHaHA! I leave work when my shift is over! I am CRAZY! (seen on r/comics, unfortunately)

Hi Barev Armenian - White / 4XL

One side of aluminum foil is shiner than the other. Here’s why and when to use it


- me🐝irl




“Reminder” 😊 @enjoe.y ✌️ - @kissnshine on Instagram

40+ Hilarious Parenting Memes To Help You Survive Quarantine

13-Year-Olds Confused When People At Pool Party Say She Looks Pregnant, So She Takes A Test


- Blursed_thinking

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Los Viajeros Frecuentes Comparten 25 Errores Típicos Al Empacar Y 30 Trucos De Empaque Para Optimizar Tu Maleta


- Realtalk, warum werden Brillen nicht erstattet?

Patrick ♡ Hot Cheetos v1

Mom begs Facebook friends to hire her ‘lazy’ teen son then gets letter in mail about his behavior


- Count how many times I squirt ☺️

B uN f y



- Daddy goes in balls deep 🍯

21 More Failed Attempts at Trying to Look Sexy | Team Jimmy Joe

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We spotted this in a board member’s neighborhood but it rings very true. We don’t know when we can re-open, but we are hoping it will be soon. - @mondogbeach on Instagram


Baby Products Arent Just For Babies. Here Are 35 Nifty Reasons Adults Should Have Them At Home


- @hobokenmommies on Instagram

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matching pfps are jail 💔💔


- [Incest] [Cuckquean] Sister Comes First


- Taika Watiti


- Bara försök att parkera rätt din jävel.


- Jewellery stamping


- Do NOT Accept Checks From Homer J. Fong


- 3. Ok.......funny, ridiculous, ludicrous....


- Wait, what?


- Please god bless us with these


- Something about this Twitter bio really made me laugh


- Even though a queen may have some damage to her, it’s not required for a beekeeper to kill her. Let her stay and if she lays. Then she’ll be a keeper.


- Flip the Script: No consequences for her


Wenn jemand fragt, wo ich herkomme... - @warstein_memes on Instagram


- Ummm, so do you want my mask on or not?


- This sign instructing people on proper parking protocol


Lady left this in Debenhams Exeter. Passed on to staff and will be in lost property. - @littleheartsofcare on Instagram


- a message to the prankster


- Cultured taste. Cultured font.


- blursed warning


- Blursed McWTF


- Blursed Obesity


- Good Point!


- Lindsey Graham wanted his political opponent’s tax return released! He released it and requested he ask Trump to release his!


South Shore Health has come a long way from a 20-bed hospital founded in 1922. An important element in our continued growth is establishing a framework upon which sits our expansive health system’s strategy, focus, and decision-making. That framework is our new Mission, Vision and Values. Visit our website to learn more. #AsOne #SouthShoreHealth #nonprofitsofinstagram - @southshorehealth on Instagram


- Ok...


- A glass pane sign from a nearby café has aligned perfectly with the McDonalds McCafé logo across the street in Belgrade, Serbia


- grappig : )


- Yes


- You cant say no to LinkedIn


- Elon Mask everyone


- Safety first!


- Call the midwife cast


- Ladies and gentleman. I present to you Rainer Winkler aka Drachenlord aka Der Oger vom Altschauerberg. He is the ultimate German Neckbeard, lies about having a GF, killed his Hamster almost his Horse too and Showed a kid his Dong. He is that delusional that he thinks he has actual fans that like him


- What in the world is wrong with people on the internet?


- This had me cracking up


- I hab no words


- I didnt see like this!


- Not sure if this is vandalism or the person did it by themselves, but still.


- Now thats what I like to see! (Seen on I-40 North Carolina)


- Not sure who needed to see this, but it is on my walk home from work.


❌Closed❌ Whoot! Our first giveaway and we couldn’t ask for a more impressive Abby maker than @thenakedpallet! This husband and wife duo have set the bar high with creating beautiful wooden signs and hosting paint night parties! 🖤 . How do you enter? ❌Closed❌ . . One lucky winner will win this new @thenakedpallet sign design...circle family established sign. Measures 18 inches around - the perfect size!❤️ . . Good luck! This contest is not endorsed or sponsored by Instagram. Contest ends Tuesday, July 3rd at 9am pst. The winner will pickup their prize in Abbotsford as coordinated with @thenakedpallet. . . . . . #woodsigns #abbotsford #maker #shoplocal #supportlocal #painting #paintparty #contest #giveaway - @helloabbotsfordbc on Instagram


- WE GOT A 2319!!!


- From my aunt


- Did this to my wife’s inspiration board in her home office. How long till she notices?


A picture can speak a thousand words: When did you look at your plate lately, Do you know what you ate today whatever it is 1/3 of it could be the efforts of the buzzing buddies the bees? I know its easy to feel helpless and idealess what one can do to improve the worrying trends of our environment ,but it is the little efforts that count ; just simple adjustments, re-evaluation ,a purpose to learn about the immediate environment which helps us to be conscious of any changes that may occur, understanding times and seasons, where and who makes your products and the overall effect and demand they have on the environment. You are a conservationist if you realise you have an equal task to give back to the environment as much as you take and avoid shifting this responsibility to others,A simple sugar solution and upgrading your flower garden to more flowering plants is a great remedy to bees and others insects that depend on them.Their is no magic advice we all have unique abilities and equal chances to bring change to the planet,What could be an answer to a problem lies deep with in you,Exploring nature and immersing in it truly a great way to find some purpose in the environment,The more you dive into it the more meaningful we realise it is and its integral role it plays in our well-being. There is one thing you can do for the planet,I know it sounds abstract but I believe in you and the power to change the impeding environmental and climatic disasters. No one will do this thing better than you,Please look around to understand it if you can’t see it around then look within you, you could either be the problem or the solution. My thoughts. Image please Dm for credits. #youareenough #bees #ourplanet #wecandothis #planetearth - @jemu_mwenda on Instagram


- -Its European cut.


- Are you?


- Glad we always have redditbros to explain this


- Babysitting Hacks


- When will I use this information???


- elliebee


- Honey Baby


- Sissy faggot for bbc


- Me_irl


- Beeswax


- #CelebrityMeanTweets


- Suck it hard


- Church signs


- Tell me Im wrong...


- One of my favorite tattoos.


- For your -N- please our safety wait outside


- Den konservativa högern tar till sitt starkaste smädelsevapen: limericken


- Bees Oh Honey


- too loud but thats what i like about her


- Tastes of sweat and pubes


- Ein Sugardaddy ist...


- There like levels to a video game. The cemetery is the end level


- Till skillnad från...


- sorry guys


- Does this belong here?


- Memes


- Sharon & Gabby Commercial, FIXED! Bagay pang Valentines Day!


- the wire


#buzzbuzz #dontmakeitweird #onthelighterside #northendorganicnursery - @northendorganicnursery on Instagram


- It was always her


- The one time Angela actually made an effort to fit in.


- The Motto of the concrete company I sometimes deal with.


- Sneaky people


- americana


- Blursed Hangman


- Pawnbrokers sign made me smile...


- Love those stockings


- Humour / Funny


- Woodhouse yer old smackhound


- Ford Focus 1.6 Roush

- Let the fall semester begin.

- Crying Face

- me_irl

- Happy Birthday In Heaven !!!

- This guy posts this kind of things on insta all the time and its getting annoying

- No nothing!

- Happy Mothers Day to all of the British nannies, the women who ACTUALLY raised us in the most delicious way.

- Kohaku-chan

- Human Rights in Childbirth the Netherlands

- A Call for Change

- Me_irl

- Blursed_warningMaybe?

- Doesnt even look human anymore..

- They should have rethought those fancy Ls.

- Ready to party at midnight!

- Home is wherever Im you with

- Blursed_warning

- Found one in the wild

- Co-host Fashion Finder

Good morning 🤣🤣🤣 - @potnoodlefringe on Instagram

- iwannalaugh

- You said it Liam.

- Diy knitting bowl

- IDEX

- Mom hates the Word Scramble game

- ADORABLY FUNNY STUFF

- Tesla 🐰 Mode

- PsBattle: Jennifer Lawrence holding a piece of paper

- This is so true!

- Loved tacos!

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Blursed Car

- Nothing worse than wifi problems

- Which one are you?

Good morning ☀️ #happysaturday#gwagon#mercedes#mercedesbenz#amg#63#accident#damn - @_luxery_cars__ on Instagram

- hmmm

- blursed kid

- bj queen, who is she?

- This is how close you can get to White House right now

- Got it...

- Funny Running Quotes

- blursed_bf

- blursed sign

- Dolly Partons facebook photo/quote posts are getting kinda weird

We’ve got you covered... well the beer part anyways 🍺🤣📚✏️✂️ Shout out to all the amazing teachers, homeschoolers and students going back to classes and navigating these unusual times! #backtoschool2020 #yayforteachers #classof2021 #secheltbc - @batch44brewery on Instagram

- Madlad invitation

- Millenials dont have leg muscles..

Next in the Side Eye how to draw series - Judith Collins. Spinoff office had a go at following it this afternoon and everyone nailed it. In my stories now, or on @thespinofftv site - @xtotl on Instagram

- 🦀🦀🦀

- Funny one liners

- Clever Indeed

- blursed_sign

- My Own Molly TV

- Body swap

- A little reminder to be a...

- Guy gets pulled over going well over the speed limit so cop can ask about his engine. (Xpost to r/iamverybadass)

- Welcome to our Wedding

- Her panties must be absolutely drenched being so close to this alpha male

- funny horse quotes

- Wake up (Hypnosis) (Implied Femdom) (Feminization)

- Anyone know her name?

- It was somewhat obvious from the start.

- Cinematography & Films

- Found this little price of gold in a Harley-Davidsons bathroom. I hope someone else gets as much entertainment from it as I did.

- My SO wanted to leave a dry erase board in the bathroom to write each other cute notes.

- No parking!

- Funny Cards

- Owners a virgin

- Cheerleader initiation?

- Open for outdoor dining only? Better call Ace Tentura Tent Detective.

- Latrice stating facts about girls pics on social media

- ...And thats when they asked me not to come back to church.

- OLDENBURG

- Baby Boomers will get this XD :)

PERIOD!!!!! - @johnsongram on Instagram

- Bible verse signs

- The opposite of a STOP sign

- Credit u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08 on r/facepalm

Hallo ihr Lieben💕😇mein erster Post in diesem Jahr😁mein Umzug hat mich sehr viel Energie gekostet und ich hatte auch sehr viele Termine wahrzunehmen und keine richtige Muße...wenn ihr wisst was ich meine🙄☺️ Ich arbeite nach wie vor mit der einzigartigen, bisher unübertroffenen Long-Time-Liner Methode, die sogar für höchst empfindliche Kunden geeignet ist.Das Foto war in einem Paket von High Droxy, eine meiner Lieblingsfirmen und dem Spruch stimme ich voll und ganz zu👌❤️ #longtimeliner #conturemakeup #edel #ausdrucksstark #natural #beautiful #longlasting #permanenteyeliner #permanentlips #permanentbrows Werbung - @ingagestwa on Instagram

- Forced Oral Furniture

- Verify me 💜

- Inget dopp i grytan?!

- Cross Bitches Get Stitches

- Awesome Sauce

- “Full-service Dentist”

- To keep people safe from Covid-19

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- This tire death trap

- *drops mic*

- Heres Your Sign

- Just why

- Keep tha change.

- Blursed_wedding_invetation

- Bannegret schreibt Sperrdogan.

Lol, Ada😂😂😂 #feanor #fingolfin #feanor #houseoffeanor #noldor #maglor #tolkien #silmarillion - @maglor_the_poet on Instagram

- House colors

- blursed_procrastination

- Cursed_threat

- May you all get what you want this year, bros!

- BEES FOR HONEY MAN

Eased Guidelines for Farmers Markets Coming This afternoon Governor Ralph Northam announced that more flexibility is coming for farmers markets related to foot traffic and prepared food. Secretary Bettina Ring said written guidelines will be finalized in the coming week. In a conversation with VAFMA Executive Director Kim Hutchinson, VDACS Commissioner Jewel Bronaugh conveyed that the two main changes regarding farmers markets will be that markets can now use on site browsing and on site dining. She emphasized that markets must continue to adhere to the principles of social distancing and no congregation. There must continue to be 6 feet between customers as well as 10 feet between vendors. Vendors must continue to use personal protective equipment as previously outlined. They recommend that customers use face coverings as well. We will share the full written guidelines with you when we have them from VDACS. #vafma #vafarmersmarkets #lovevamarkets #virginiagrown #vafarms #virginiafarmers - @virginiafarmersmarkets on Instagram

- More meat please...

- Cursed_glass

- Huh. I guess it is.

- Bees Please!

- Is that supposed to be a child?

- Next Election

- me irl

A picture says a thousand words. A diagram - maybe ten thousand 😉 And this is one of them. ------ 🚀 Follow @design4growth for more Growth Design content. 🎯 ------ #growthdesign #growthdesigner #designforgrowth #ux #uidesign #uiux #uidesigner #userinterface #userexperience #userinterfacedesign #userexperiencedesign #dailyui #uxdesign #uxdesigner #uxui #uxigers #uxd #uxu #uxinspiration #uxresearch #productdesign #productdesigner #webdesigner #appdesign #webdeveloper #website #websitebuilder #webdesigners #webdesigns #webdesign - @design4growth on Instagram

- At least the Lamborghini is more subtle about it than this mustang

- Tomicek Cartoon 17/10/19 The Miracle of Brussels - We have found the Unicorn!

- Well if you say so...

- Seeing as we dont have Leos movie quotes anymore...

- hey now

- Shocking scenes in the west

- Capitalism

- 2meirl4meirl

- Funny

- worm images

- A rare insult with a taste of r/insanepeoplefacebook

Drop emojis in the comments if you can solve this: - @s3xynerds on Instagram

- Hentai_irl

- Small garden nursery

- Bring Me The Horizon lyrics

- Quotes about parents

- anime_irl

- BEER!!!

- Artcuts Craft!

- Silly sissy, you’ve always been a big-tit blonde bimbo bitch! 💋

- Someone in my town fucked up(sorry for quality, taken from a distance)

- Inmate love

- They just keep coming (same girl as before)

- No sora

- Thats not even how boats work

- Prissy sissy

- Birthday Gifts for Men

- Get in the CAR!!

- Tesla Police Patrol Car I was behind at a light today - note the sponsorship

- I love you all!

- Betting man

- Kaepernick has broken people’s brains

- This new girl was far more eager than you expected... [Implied Non-Con]

- Phil is to blame for this one, nothing to do with me.

- They left so much space! ...Oh and it’s spelled wrong.

- I need this on some of my cars

- I’m on it.

- Drugs Inc.

- Cross dressed for a Halloween party, so many butterflies in my tummy with all the eyes on me, the crowd was stunned🕷🕸🖤2018 has been welcoming💋

- Funny jokes to tell

- Shell eventually get used to it [humiliation, putting on a show, cuckquean]

- i made this in powerpoint mid existencial crisis

☺️☺️ a Little clean humor to start your day! Dont forget to smile! Show them teeth under your mask all day long 😁🌻🌻 - @honilifestyle on Instagram

- Blursed cultural relevance

- I dont know what happened...

- How college move in week has us

- Jokes on You

- Blursed_come

- hentai_irl

Antes da live/Depois da live Pra quem quer More Beer, sabadão tem nossa primeira live a partir das 17h horas, na nossa página do Facebook! - @bandamorebeer on Instagram

- This unused ticket from 1985 for what would have been my first punk rock show. However, we arrived late and instead watched a riot unfold outside the Vets’ Hall in San Luis Obispo, California after police stepped in to break up what they thought was fighting when it was actually just the mosh pit.

- They are so incredibly detailed, that they leave a Starbucks cup in the cupboard :)

- How to open wine without a wine bottle opener.

- Now you know folks!

- “Takin it to the streets”

- Great Signs

- RIP Dr. Seuss

- Does the button make her take a screenshot?

- SSmarter and SStronger

- Advice and Laughs

- Not our problem

- Cut your own grass

- Save the bees

- Hand screenprinted signs I made! link in the comments

- Cheese

- 45 year old trying to pick up a 22 year old

- The most accurate meme to this DATE. Check out the Tesla share price! $TSLA

- Raise the Minimum Wage!

- Vilket bro pris!

- Go Dwayne! [OC]

- Cool

- My coworker felt the need to share this pic of her mom ok Facebook.

- This sign in my sisters bathroom is oddly fitting

- Do you suck on the first date? ( Crosspost r/ShemalesParadise )

- real village in austria (found it online but still)

- Sis just needed a little push

- The thought of getting caught made my pussy so much wetter [oc][f]

- Kids & Baby Decor

- I made this for my lovely mum after she gave me some excellent life advice recently. It’s embroidered onto an offcut from one of her late grandmother’s nightgowns ❤️

- Yup

- An Inspiring Message

- Seriously.

- Pleasantly surprised by the sign from our local church

- This card my wife got me for my birthday.

- We have a joke about the ice machine, but it doesnt work. They know the memes!

- For real tho

- Technique #2

- Quotes Funny Sarcastic

- Thank you science, very cool!

- Its complete!

- Theres a little bit of someone we love Because is in Heaven in our home Heaven.
