- Getting rejected for a job today which I applied in June 2018 for September 2018 start.
«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram
- The beauty of being the boss
- I need to start making some of these for the different branches too...
- My friends gave my bio a 10/10. Maybe someone else out there will find it as funny as I do.
- What are you? A toddler???
- HOLD UP
- You know who you are and I hope youre ashamed of yourself.
- Why repeat yourself like this?
- My father walked out when I was 3. Havent seen him since. I’m 30 now. Discovered recently on FB that he had a “new” family with 3 kids. Decided to reach out to the eldest son who was 22, my half brother. We exchanged messages, but after a while they stopped and I received this from his mom...
- surviving minecraft
- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.
- Playing all sides
- This guy with no fucking context
- Change.Org at its finest
- Lost for words is an understatement
- Taking every opportunity to practice.
- O hexa não veio, mas eu conquistei um título pessoal: minha mãe agora acessa o boatos.org
- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.
- The way my feed lined up tonight.
- Give a dog a bone
- What are you saying
- Woman angry book pirating site is being sued, complains to author whose books she’d been stealing on their fan page.
- Shoutout to my boyfriend/husband the most gorgeous person ever. Was sick the whole day and he took care of me
- Wait till she finds out I dont have a lamp
- When you have the Kyrie S1 Hybrid reserved just for you on Nike+
- I tricked my friend into thinking my drawing was a page from a colouring book
- me_irl
- As a contrast to all the toxic players that get popular on this sub, look at this message I received after a match from a random teammate who I revived and dropped one of my guns for. It’s the little things like this that make me smile :’)
- Gentlesir does not want to meet people via tinder/bars ... so he stalks them on trains.
- Sorry that was my friend being rude
- I was wrong this is the real last part, I looked in the chat and there was soooo many more texts I had to include them, I screenshoted them, these really are the last of them, he called me an ass again and I told him to prove it at the end basically because ik I’m right
- 5sos fam
- Maybe next year
- This seems to be the only way unicode urls are ever used
- Germans, am I right?
- REDEMPTION 100
- The guy from class told us he got Corona, then shrugged it off, should i be pissed off?
- Litterally tried to say “sure, I’ll be on in a few minutes”
- [School uniforms] sound like communism good luck with that
- My mother trying to justify why its ok to speculate that Doctors/Nurses are stealing PPE.
- Update of sorts: Dad faking cancer descends into further madness. Info in comments.
- I dont have a job anymore because some asshole decided to reach into his pants and scratch himself, contaminating everything he proceeded to touch during COVID-19.
- Bruhh 😢
- Men of Tinder, this is not a good way to open.
- Phat ass anime grills?
- I can do you no harm
- I wanted to share my little sisters response to coming out as trans. Shes amazing.
- There are no fat elite tennis players 🤷
- Instagram art page asking for money
- A wheelchair?
- Smooth Scientist
- Me_irl
- Apparently my city is conducting a flag poll. Whaddya think?
- smh the disrespect these days
- A guy I know is doing tattoos...
- me📞irl
- Mitt paket från kina kom fram under 24 timmar från när jag beställde det,
- Background: Her son has Autism and she swears it is because of vaccines. So now she’s apparently saying she wishes her son was dead instead of autistic.
- Plenty of Fish? More like Plenty of Catfish
- My dad was selling our washing machine and dryer
- My buddy announced that he’s in a relationship with a young lady. She’s from Venezuela and all her family members are commenting (in Spanish) to congratulate her. My friend’s older family member was a little confused.
- In a high school council chat with 30 people....
- I was put on this earth to do two things...
- When your ex hear youre doing better without him
- found this on youtube, the video was MMD TDA 60fps:You Cant Hide From Us LMFAO i snapped for some reason even though nothing even happened lol
- Came across this scumbag. All of his pictures are torso-only (no head) mirror shots with his wedding ring clearly visible, and he pointed that fact out in his bio too.
- I am a disabled, 7 time convicted felon, 18 year addict (sober since 9/28/16), that created a web series and for the first time in my life, someone besides myself thought I could do good for the world. As of today, I am fiscally sponsored! SO SO SO SO SO SO HAPPY!! Tearfully happy, tbh.
- My new flag
- Im pretty sure he isnt working on a report on the differences in the anatomy of women...
- Whatsapp Fun
Overwhelmed on seeing this feedback 😍 - @go_green_gardening_tips on Instagram
- When you made it clear youre gay but men are hurt.
- We got her guys! I did it
- guys im in
- I got possessed by someone will actual conversation skills for a brief moment
- No response from Karen. Man this never stops being annoying
- Thats it, Im going to marry her.
- Don’t think for a second that the comment swayed their insanity.
- EB expects lawyers to do a job for free.
- It was too funny, they couldnt handle it.
- These bots arent even trying anymore...
- That a**hole appliance had it coming
- am i being too mean?
- COD’s Instagram Comment section is one of the most toxic comment sections out there... (these aren’t even the worst)
- lol we gonna die
- Puppy love,I guess.
- That’s literally exactly what you told me to replay with
- $2.50 an hour to watch some toddlers is a good wage, according to EP
@sorinex @nscaofficial #legendaryandimpactful - @kaceus86 on Instagram
- Pretty Ugly!!!!
- Got A’s on all my finals
- Well thats a new one.
- Texts From Superheroes
- Theres a reason why this troll is my best friend :D
- Person who was called out in a /r/quityourbullshit post appears on an alt account defending himself
- My boyfriends homophobic father tried to keep him from buying me a Valentines gift, even though he was buying it with the money he made.
- My mother accusing me of having a therapist and telling lies to them
- High School senior lying about owning a mansion...
- If you search Jamberry on Facebook right now you’d think they all just died in the war or something
- Douchey dude tries to insult a woman and accidentally compliments her instead. Dear lord, I love it so much.
- Walang ganun, mars!
- He said he was drunk
- Video games and chill?
- Ill be joe dirt, you can be my sister
- Ok yeah sure dude. You trying to catch my pink eye is real romantic...
- Asking price 300. It felt good not replying.
- Cut a bich
- A familiar neckbeard of this sub
- If Notw Twhen
- Is this legit? I have never got such message before and they are asking for screenshot which makes me think something is not right
- Im... Flattered?
- Is there a market for re-match lines?
- Niceguy who I posted about earlier is back with more after I posted a pic with the guy I’m dating. Original post linked below.
- My mom just got a toge therw erise flag
- it’s mine now tf.
- My german teacher has an old Austrian flag. Sorry for the bad angle
- Life of a lazy programmer.
- This Pakistani man has been trying to marry me for over 6 years
- My school (Univ. Of AL-Birmingham) and my home county (DFW area, TX) both use the same number to text me about severe weather with no indication as to who is in danger.
- This is what is wrong with Reddit. Every single comment deleted by mods.
- Ok kings, how long can you hold your breath?
- I woke up today to this monologue
- The Sidemen are lighting up YouTube rn
- Hun tries to barter her products for professional lash extensions. Fails miserably.
- Leaving this here
- They think it’s ok
- Welp damn guess hes not a creep hes just a good person.
- meirl
- At least its not on his face?
- Buddy was definitely not 17, someone come get their child please.
- the meaning of life, legit
- Dont try too hard
- BIG BRAIN (hope he sees this)
- Facebook asking you to like a page before seeing it
- Wow my dumb rap actually worked
- This guy started pursuing me a few months back, ive told him multiple times that im uncomfortable with him and thought I made it clear I wasnt interested. I started ignoring his messages and even removed him as a friend, came back to this today.
- Dammit MeetMe. Reuploaded after censoring personal info.
- I just wanted to sell some Magic cards.
- Flags of China in the style of each other
- Tammy Need Not Know About This
- I’ve never spoken to him before . Calls me the wrong name then gives me permission to speak to him . I’m honoured
- Heard you guys like name puns
- Ive always liked girls that remind me of my mother
- Ignore the fact that this guy started the conversation with “I am proud”
- Are people really this stupid?
- nbc , first couldn’t hear anything then couldn’t type, after ran into a door
Still tryna process this rn 😪. First artist I’ve ever dropped a song with and it changed my life. One of the most genuine, no matter how successful he was always humble. Thank you for everything @houdini #LLHou 🕊💔🎩 - @lesean__ on Instagram
- Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove
- Its sacred. And we Swistians dont mess with our god.
- Is it even a date if no one dies at the end?
- When pickup lines go too far
- Amazon tries to get me to buy Prime every time I open their app. It doesnt help their continue button is significantly smaller than the button that charges my card $12.
- An old college friend messaged me. I guess I didnt respond properly because she stopped responding 🤣
- Is it the mark of the beast or just the name of a virus, yeah its just the name pal.
- So why are you posting about it on Facebook?
- *Blushes*
- Liz can’t be happy
- I guess this kinda counts
- Megumin best girl
- Weve been matching, fighting, unmatching, and rematching since 2017. I already know how this time will end.
- I cant have a piece ful nap without a dinger in my inbox.
- Ok.
- An old friend contacted me. We met on Project Pokemon. Man those were the good ol days.
- This was unironic btw... this man is now legally obligated to quit.
- rip holly you were the best, really hope you ain’t seeing this shit in rat heaven
- LIKE YOUR SRE PTBLLM
- The most wholesome verysmart experience I have had
- Guess this wasnt her Ah-ha moment
- My dad is a cop so im ypur worst nightmare
- 9 out of 10 Facebook notifications that have nothing to do with me
- When you google flag of Chicago, the flag of Washington DC is the first result...
- Im sorry I havent reached back out to you 🤔
- You Can Punch People in the Face! (I messaged Cyberpunk on Facebook to ask if you could hit people with your fists.)
- He owes me £100.
- Yep $1000
- Piece of shit owner. Fuck this industry in the mouth.
- Past? PAST!?! It hasnt even been a year since the day she first left us, lost her job, and ruined what good lives we had. Yes, we struggled. Yes, we were still living paycheck to paycheck. But by God, we still had it good and SHE ruined that for all of us!
- Imagine being this insecure
- The third paragraph really made me chuckle
- Wear can I put my trailer?
- Wish I was this smooth IRL
- Man I just cannot get away from these guys like wtf??? He actually thought I’d ask my bf to hookup with him, and was willing to pay me to, but guys don’t worry, he’s not desperate, I’m just rude 😂😂
- Stalkerish?
- This theories are getting out of hand
- math Medical
- When your parents try to send a group text and it autofills one of their kid’s old numbers (which is deleted out of their phone) and now you have an angry stranger to deal with. Not that I blame the stranger, or the parents because they deleted the number.
- My husband knows me too well 😂
- And the broken english is only making it worse
- Oh the cringe......
- The most annoying madlad out there
- I cant stand behind those two opinions.
- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor
- No amount of messages will make me want to help you jerk it to me
- On a billie eilish interview video (last one got removed si heres a repost)
- Getting him all excited when he cant touch himself 😌
- A guy I served with in the military ended up going crazy. I blocked him for making a bunch of anti Semitic remarks over a year ago and he randomly messaged me this gem today
- Its a sex-is-what-I-have-alanche!
- Works 100% of the time, all the time
- When reddit communitues take over your conversations
- My sister is 21 y/o and its just her showing a bit of cleavage.
- Is this when I run?
- Ass pollow
- Ive gotten 2-3 messages almost the exact same from different people about this just randomly
- for the first time in history... im in bois
- that escalated quickly
- Reuploaded after realizing that I shoulda hidden her face
- He tried but he failed...
- They just gave it to me for free! It’s so weird!
- My ex hookup almost hooked me on this one
- Tinder in a nutshell
- I misspelled “Tuber”
- Niceguy needed help finding the counseling building.
- . . . the fuck?
- Joined Zillow because I was curious about housing prices in my area, went to work for 4 hours and see my inbox like this on my lunchbreak.
- Always enjoy this turn around
- Gadanie
- My brother got out of prison last year and has been living with my parents and paying rent, trying to save up to get his own place. My mom has mental illness stemming from meth use over 15 years ago. My brother brought a lady friend home yesterday and badness ensued.
- *tilts heads confusingly, making a uwu face*
- Just seems to belong here...
- Guys + Emojis = Stage five clinger
- FeelsGoodMan :D
- I run a action figure review channel and do monthly giveaways, but I get this crap from stupid kids all the time...
- Sometimes you gotta think on your feet
- I thought it was hilarious...
- Why even give me the option??
- Who wouldve guessed uno is the answer.
- He’s a real tough guy in life
- My friend made a Facebook group chat with people as the same name as him. These are the results from yesterday😂
- Apparently I’m the rude one
- Faculdade
- Almost too easy
- To hit send, or not to hit send? That is the question. Yes? No? Let me know.
- My out-of-state slut is planning a family trip to he beach. He doesnt know its so I can breed her
- Fans of Beethovens Moonlight Sonata trying way too hard
- People who dont mark their items as sold. -_-
- In my darkest hour a year ago, band Papa Roach made a 19 year old dream come true for me.
- This exchange regarding the Oregon militia situation
- Before these messages, he sent me my own posts. Then after sent me pics of him. P.s. I had just told him I was already married.
- My attempt to buy something on Facebook marketplace.
- Of course, this couple is from Arkansas
- When gentle rejection isnt acceptable...
- I’m in Bois?
- Happy birthday!
- My names not even Karen.
- Im honestly suprised that worked...
- Sends an unwanted photo of his genitals, but IM the whore.
- The amount of emojis...
- I have no idea how they even got my number
O-100 real quick . . . . . . . . . . . . #tinderconvos #tinderbio #indiansontinder #tinderprofile - @indiansontinder on Instagram
- I thought responding as neutrally as possible would work. I guess I was wrong?
- Yung nakalimutan kong maglog-out bago pumunta sa dummy account.😅
- No I do not want to roleplay daddy and daughter
- Lets remember this absolute classic from r/niceguys
- This is james who did your tattoos wife
- Not the Thanks I Expected...
- Genuinely thought I’d made a friend to joke around with and then nope
- Levis customer support sends me a GOOGLE SEARCH OF MY QUESTION, says thats all the info she has!
- I posted an ad to Craigslist trying to sell my old stroller - this was my first “offer.”
- I did my fiances hair and this was my friends reacrion
- Why do dudes feel the need to mention their height
- Texas boys !
- Made a reddit account specifically because a friend told me that I needed to post this here. Happened on IG a few nights ago at 3am. Not even sure why he wanted a promo. His account was private with only 2 posts, and I don’t even have that many followers.
- Its just boilogy...
- My friends told me that you guys would like this, so I made an account to share it.
- Ottoknows is coming back soon
- Its all about the long game
- How teens doing the WPG challenge feel when they do this shit
- As someone who works with and is passionate about video games - I get this a lot. This one was on a 3yo photo of my arcade cabinets.
- UPDATE: Officially cut off my manipulative Dad. And yes, he is STILL pretending to have cancer.
- The stars ship us... this must mean were lovers
- I hope this hasn’t been posted here yet...
- Always block your exes on Instagram, ladies.
- iTs FOr A Tik tOK
- Thanks DPD. Very useful.
- This woman freaked out over a free item. How can people embarrass themselves like this.
- but i kiss lips u
- Talking to a roblox scammer
- Not being disrepectful
- Took the advice of some of you guys and asked **** not to give out my number
- Posted a selfie on a selfie subreddit, guy comes from there and harasses me, says mean stuff about me and my mother (that isnt even true mind I add). Reported him so that account might not be up for much longer.
- Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and deciding to call it Bickel
- Date black/brown guys or youre racist!
- Swing and a miss
- After messaging for a few hours, I started talking about building a PC and video games....I guess I lost him
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- Welp, we just made it to a RAP page on instagram
- me_irl
- To win her over
- Em Hong Kong a policia usa as operadoras de telefonia para hackear os chips e os celulares acessando o Whatsapp dos manifestantes.
- 2meirl4meirl
- This in groupchats on instagram
- Follow on from creepy train dude in previous Post
- me😎irl
- When you match with a friends with benefits
- Shes back and I dont know why
- This post from r/ChoosingBeggars
- Why...
- My (20F) boyfriends (22M) true colors came out today ...
- Damn Daniel
