- Im very very pregnant. Has this happened to anyone else?
- The coffee stain on this site follows you as you scroll
- The most formal conversation I’ve had on tinder
- When gentle rejection isnt acceptable...
- I think I’m getting the hang of this
- Wow thats low
- I had to keep it real with the prior service recruiter.
- Doing my part
- I know the messages are old. But this was rotting at the bottom of my PM list, so I thought Id use it.
- this girl goes out of her way to message these peoples friends and family just to make fun of their dead loved one. (shes done it multiple times) she thinks its hilarious. (not my post, but i know op through a friend)
- Hey
- My pain is immesurable and my day is ruined.
- Im sorry I havent reached back out to you 🤔
- Someone’s always gotta ruin the wholesome fun I have (OG and sorry for shitty formatting)
- Got her lol
- Perfect definition of nice guys.
- Weve been matching, fighting, unmatching, and rematching since 2017. I already know how this time will end.
- Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf
- This in groupchats on instagram
- I know this is super random because we dont know each other ...
- Ass pollow
- She’s so hot I super liked her and we matched 🤭 Her bio said “I love potatoes”
- am i being too mean?
- Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
- My occupation is listed as “Mailman”
- And that ended that conversation
- After a long conversation of him claiming masks don’t work. I’m confident anti-maskers are just assholes who don’t care about others.
- This guy is the laughingstock of Long Island for hitting on middle school girls at age 18 and being racist.
- Aim definitely wasn’t off.
- Got this gem from someone I’m only acquaintances with... she sent the ‘how to’ message from the party planner along with the actual message...
- Teaching Replika AI important things about me
- Pls dont snap me
- Her bio said “looking for genuine life experiences”
- The way my feed lined up tonight.
- Sive don’t cut this out
- Aiight
- I dont have any fancy markers, but I did my best with regular whiteboard markers and board.
- A friend of mine joked about wanting a girl to step on him, and the group chat devolved from there 😅
- Já faz 6 anos isso e os cara não larga a mão
- Begging over 1$
- Dreamers will dream
- Most awkward message Ive ever recieved on Tinder
- I’m not even sure why I try Craigslist anymore.
- I get messages from myself when I talk to Android users
- Porra, JOSE (que não sou eu, aliás)
- So this is a bass clarinet group chat for our band. The first person is my section leader, who is amazing. She explains why she can’t be at practice and wishes us the best. Later, person says I hurt my back, can’t go. Now remember, we play bass clarinet, and wear neck straps. OUR BACKS ALWAYS HURT.
- Carrie
- Dayum girl lemme see that intellect 😩
- Posted in the office at my school
- This guy started pursuing me a few months back, ive told him multiple times that im uncomfortable with him and thought I made it clear I wasnt interested. I started ignoring his messages and even removed him as a friend, came back to this today.
- Pretty Ugly!!!!
- She’s never tried waterboarding
- I love hand lettering despite my tremor. Heres a quote from one of my favorite books!
- 9 times and counting
- This is my first post. I did this with a pencil then went over it with a ball point pen. How did I do?
- Faculdade
- Talking to a roblox scammer
- I hate myself. It’s even worse when it’s yourself.
- This lady was fun
- Its hard to find such people these days (Omegle)
- Christmas ‘came’ early
- TIL Dana White is in a jazz band (story in the comments)
- Ive seen a post about this on here before but this is problematic. Fuck this.
- What
- Found in the comments on an instagram ad on some outdoor pants. Entitled much?
- [AMA ANNOUNCEMENT] Owen (Mike Kinsella) on Wednesday, June 24th @ 12 PM PST / 2 PM CST / 8 PM BST!
- Man I just cannot get away from these guys like wtf??? He actually thought I’d ask my bf to hookup with him, and was willing to pay me to, but guys don’t worry, he’s not desperate, I’m just rude 😂😂
- I told authorities about how my step-dad molests my sister and used to molest me. I have told my mother before, but she convinced people I was lying. Second pic is from my aunt.
- My friend made a Facebook group chat with people as the same name as him. These are the results from yesterday😂
- I just wanted to sell some Magic cards.
- Got A’s on all my finals
- This exchange regarding the Oregon militia situation
- This seems to be the only way unicode urls are ever used
- Im a bad bad boy.
- A Facebook mom trying to get to know my husband
- Tammy Need Not Know About This
- A final part to this, there’s a bit left in the convo but it’s just repeating “hey I told you not to sexually harass me” and “it WAsnT I tolD yoU my ReasOnIng”
- (Two different girls) this guy is a straight up gold mine for creepy desperate dms, hes even sent me one when I was 13 (6 years ago) asking me to run away with him and how he will treat me right and then blocking me and calling me a bitch when I pointed out how thats pedophilia.
- Stupid phone
- me hunt who hurt you
- Happy endings out of stock
- Called out an MLM spam post on the local buy and sell, Hun proceeds to PM me and contact “the legal department”.
- Is there a market for re-match lines?
- Be concise
- I did it for you short kings 👑
- But new clear weapons are illegal!
- When your matches don’t respond by Eid
- Princess? Really?
- Blursed tic tac toe
- Call her a slut for not wanting to sleep with you
- Trying to sell things on twitter
- You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
- took me 2 months to get a spot at the dmv to take my drivers test. I went to take it today only to find out that my permit expired 3 days ago
- Finns få saker jag gillar mer än köp o säljgrupper för småstäder
- iTs FOr A Tik tOK
- I tried to convince my Mom that I bought a $2400 life-size Deadpool statue for my office.
- Always block your exes on Instagram, ladies.
- UPDATE He blocked me after this lol
- My friends told me that you guys would like this, so I made an account to share it.
- Part 2
- Tinder for guys
- me irl
- I met someone else in the MONTHS that he wasn’t been putting in any effort, and now he says I should have waited for him.
- My boyfriends homophobic father tried to keep him from buying me a Valentines gift, even though he was buying it with the money he made.
- College fucks us all
- I’m single and crusty
- Wtf is this shit on r/tinder
- ok what
- Do you know the Sahara desert?
- (Repost cuz removed) Homophobic parents at their finest
- Forgot to take the trash out last week and got a passive aggressive text from my housemates. This week they forgot.
- PSA: theres a scam going around where bots will use your friends accounts to send you a link to a Youtube tutorial asking you to input a javascript link into your web browser to get your avatar textures so they can put you in a game. DO NOT follow the instructions given
- i can’t just have a normal conversation ):
- Maybe I’m the creepy one? 🤔🤔🤔
- 2meirl4meirl
- Took the advice of some of you guys and asked **** not to give out my number
- It’s Yearly Forced Practice Time! I send out roughly 100 of these bastards. Much more fun with fancy equipment.
- I’m sorry, what?
- I was worried we weren’t on the same page there for a second.
- Just seems to belong here...
- Coworker quit and asked me to steal his check from the pile on the manager’s desk and bring it to him. Got kinda mad when I told him I wouldn’t do it since I could get fired. Too lazy to come get it himself 🤦🏼♂️
- These bots arent even trying anymore...
- Not too much money
- SG Reddits Flavour of the Month Topic
- me_irl
- Women causally expects man to treat her to an expensive dinner.
- Can confirm. Was booty called.
- It was interesting to me at least
- When you click the unsubscribe button in a Best Buy email this is the page you are taken too.
- The number of emojis my mom uses when she texts me
- Sorry if its hard to read
- Verizon Spams me thank you messages for reporting spam.
- Freshman friend returns after I block her on snap to harass me some more because I dont want to leave my loving bf for her.
- I got tired of being a lil cheesy
- Video of stranger jerking off? Check. Crusty sock laying on their thigh? Check.
- I have no words, this escalated very quickly
- This email from my child’s school. Nice legible font.
- Bad poems are the way to a girls heart
- Connor Murphy messages tinder match [GONE SEXUAAAAAL]
- Wild ride from start to finish
- He didnt tell me he changed his mind until I was waiting on him for 5 hours...
- He’s a real tough guy in life
- [UPDATE] this is a follow up from a post that I’ll link in the comments... also his nick name is shorty in my phone so privacy is still protected
- Jag får väl acceptera mitt öde...
- This is progress! My mom (who usually is pushy about having kids) just inherited her mother’s jewellery and said this to me! Also side note I love tortoises and will be adopting one soon
- I think im in boys
- My girlfriend received this today, i guess it fits here
- LIKE YOUR SRE PTBLLM
- Throwback to when I had a tinder..
- Whoopsie!
- Evening conversations be like
- Harry Potter is my main wingman
- Am I doing this right?
- I wonder how fast she will unmatch.
- I must confess : I wasnt hoping to get back with my ex.
- My school (Univ. Of AL-Birmingham) and my home county (DFW area, TX) both use the same number to text me about severe weather with no indication as to who is in danger.
- She wasn’t feelin Casting couch but she’s down for the home leagues
- Guys be careful of this person on Tinder. She was trying to convince me to come round. Knew it was a scam from get go. But always try to find out why.
- My bio says I think dogs should vote. Was not expecting this as an opening message
- Shes back and I dont know why
- The girl from other post took it upon herself to message my girlfriend after I rejected her. It keeps getting better.
- Jokes About Men
- I’m fake for not falling for a scam
- Good blessings.
- Some people never learn...
- I always feel weird when people like this call themselves “severely dominant”
- Why...
- If you don’t pay money or give your work opportunities to POC then you’re racist
- I thought it was hilarious...
- I’m so done with these fucking guys who try to get my bank info 🙅🏼♀️
- This image speaks for itself. Im perfectly fine and just tried to threaten him. I aint falling for guilt tripping
- I guess he wants salt for Christmas...
- My sister is 21 y/o and its just her showing a bit of cleavage.
- me😎irl
- Although I cant find love, hopefully these two can.
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- It is your birthday.
- I could’ve lived without knowing (btw sorry for my phone % it’s charged now)
- For context, my name is Will
- People who dont mark their items as sold. -_-
- Now wheres my trophy?
- Well that happened
- My mother trying to justify why its ok to speculate that Doctors/Nurses are stealing PPE.
- A guy my friend dated for a couple months. Turned out to be a complete psycho.
- Staying comfortable doesnt help you grow As someone who lost 85lbs, this is straight up the most insulting statement. No one loses that much body weight staying comfortable. I apologize lots of my responses are videos of me saying that I dont need a random expensive program to improve myself
- posted a while ago about some weirdo who was ‘in love with me’ and i rejected them. a good month later, they’re still going off on one at me on the daily. 🤦🏻♀️
- People like this when there is a pandemic going on 🙄
- i dont think she likes my humor
- Heard yall like name puns
- A day in the life of a London commuter
- Am I an asshole?
- When you match with a friends with benefits
- Is this legit? I have never got such message before and they are asking for screenshot which makes me think something is not right
- Me whenever Futaba runs behind MC.
- Makes nipple joke in twitch chat gets a whisper
- Read the profile
- Saw this in /r/pcmasterrace with the captionconverting my gf to pc was surprisingly easy
- Almost too easy
- Im a Bitch cause I dont want to talk about my sex life to a random stranger.... Cause random strangers are entitled to know stuff that personal.
- This isn’t how you get votes
- A friend send me some screenshot of discussions happening on her Instagram (all the message this person sent were like this, they never talked before today)
- Zelda Minecraft Texture Pack coming soon.
- I guess this kinda counts
- They had us in the first half, ngl
- Monat Hun Im friends with posted this perk on her Insta story
- Before these messages, he sent me my own posts. Then after sent me pics of him. P.s. I had just told him I was already married.
- You just activated my trap card
- And they say chivalry is dead.
- I saw this sorta thing somewhere so I changed it up and I thought Id try it to see if the one and only belle delphine will answer Me (Please belle)
- Graduation
- But Im just a kid!
- A more complete history from my last post of the texts to my girlfriend, from the guy she had classes with and brushed off months ago
- No I do not want to roleplay daddy and daughter
- I wonder if this has ever worked for him 🙄
- They’ve done their research!
- Genuinely thought I’d made a friend to joke around with and then nope
- Recruiters really getting desperate.
- My brother has just welcome his first baby, and I still cant turn off the snark!
- Smh be smarter out there boys
- F’s in the chat for my lance mountains. 😔 any suggestions for a cop before I refund? Dunks preferred but shoot some shit
- I was put on this earth to do two things...
- My (20F) boyfriends (22M) true colors came out today ...
- It just kept getting worse..The cut off part says but they legitimately changed my life
- My dad sent me this text this morning. Had a good laugh. Hes never asked me for weed before. Our last name is Budd.
- Niceguy who I posted about earlier is back with more after I posted a pic with the guy I’m dating. Original post linked below.
- After messaging for a few hours, I started talking about building a PC and video games....I guess I lost him
- My dad has been having some difficulties with sound not playing properly from his computer recently
- The ultimate circlejerk
- I said one word
- I’ve been trying to sell something on letgo and all I’m getting are messages like this, WTH is wrong with people?
- I have a lot of Tiktok followers, so creepy messages happen a lot, but this.?
- Wasnt expecting that.
- lol we gonna die
- I was having a chill conversation about videogames with this guy til this. In what world is this normal?
- People who do this
- How teens doing the WPG challenge feel when they do this shit
- Why are people like this?
- Willies, the competitor of Holes
- Rly pleased with the “love”
- Joined Zillow because I was curious about housing prices in my area, went to work for 4 hours and see my inbox like this on my lunchbreak.
- communism isn’t for life, communism is life
- Google.... Seriously?
- Yo you wanna fight ?
- The warning I sent to our hero after observing socialist behavior from my school’s TPUSA branch
- This post from r/ChoosingBeggars
- Some girl I matched with on bumble in Florida. Tried to find out the name of her business but she never answered. Gross 🤢
- Bob, Detox and Thorgy are joining Keshas Rainbow Ride Cruise in February 2019
- Hi this is ____ from daddy’s on demand!
- TF is going on here in india now we got these stupid people spouting this nonsense. This guy genuinely believe that vaccines are hoax and so is covid. Getting dumbed down by Biswaroop Chaudhary.
- me🔥irl
- Ignore the fact that this guy started the conversation with “I am proud”
- I went to gym to exorcise
- He said he was drunk
- We’ve been brainwashed
- Had us till the end!
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- Any interesting idea to carry the conversation ahead ? Really need to impress this girl...
- We’d been talking for just 3 days and it was nice at first. Then he’d send me so many audio clips of him being mad cause I didn’t pick up his calls
- My aunt shares BS in my family chat every day. THIS time its a 21-page long PDF about reflections and actions. I wanna remove her so bad.
- My beginner tries at penmanship
- Sure, because I can’t think of any reason not to take $50 lower than my asking price AND deliver it to you.
- How to get rid of asterisk creeps p. 2
- My brother got out of prison last year and has been living with my parents and paying rent, trying to save up to get his own place. My mom has mental illness stemming from meth use over 15 years ago. My brother brought a lady friend home yesterday and badness ensued.
- Another moron on a lesbian dating app... Sigh.. Love how theyre offended by a loong answer...
- I’m incredibly high and have no idea what this dude is barking about 😂
- My school made an honest mistake with my schedule, and my moms trying to pin it on me. She sent screenshots to my dad, but luckily hes defending me.
- Window shopping for a motorcycle is a wonderful experience.
- AIL Bro Bot getting a little pushy with my fiance. I had to step in at double OT to save the game. (I hate how my fiance’s union at work has AIL as its life insurance company and requires members to use AIL!!!!)
- Me_irl
- It worked for me too!
- BIG BRAIN (hope he sees this)
- I am deeply disgusted
- pussy juice part two (his reaction to first post because why not?)
- My husband knows me too well 😂
- Self motivation during these difficult times
- Im not even following most of these people...
- nbc , first couldn’t hear anything then couldn’t type, after ran into a door
- Its all about the long game
- My friend has my back. I might add her...
- Whisper continues to be weird.
- Follow on from creepy train dude in previous Post
- Apparently I’m the rude one
- Posted this on r/preyingmantis but it definitely fits here too. Happy whatever Wednesday y’all
- Tinder in a nutshell
- Just two parts, for the full post give the OP some love over at r/niceguys
- The amount of emojis...
- She asked for an Adam and Eve Joke
- It took all my willpower to not to respond to this.
- My names not even Karen.
- A true master of insults
- How to negotiate like a pro.
- This woman freaked out over a free item. How can people embarrass themselves like this.
- Harry Potter will always woo the ladies
- Ill intensions confirmed 🤔
- My first Instas experience
- My girlfriend met a lovely man on the train today
- Does this stuff ever work for them? Like seriously?
- The stars ship us... this must mean were lovers
- I had a stroke
- Damn Daniel
