- I don’t think Jesus would approve
- part 3: i eventually just stopped responding smh
- I’m a lucky guy.
- Thought we had a real connection
- Part 2 to my previous post
- Try saying Tristian once
- Here is the pick up line from the post earlier (saw this one a few days ago and gave it a try)
- Shouldve said looks like aprils comin before winter :(
- Power move
- He started out really nice but then tried to be my sugar daddy and make me give my banking info to him. Note: this is a total stranger I met online. And the messages get worse
- My older sister has always been my makeup guru so when she wanted to join reddit, this was the first subreddit I told her about
- Just some wholesome conversation c:
- me irl
- And here I thought only Singaporeans suffer from Carouhell...
- Sometimes you have to explain yourself
- just gonna leave this here
- Have you done lesbo?
- One of my good friend’s in-laws wanted to take them out for their birthday and she decided to come to the one I work at and get the special ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Part 3 the end
- When you bat above average
- Yes hello to you too?
- Tinder profile
- Relationship quotes
- [Funny] Stuff
- Randomly texted a number and the person on the other end decided to play along...
- Fingers crossed fellas 🤞🏻 my gf [21] talked about fucking her high school friend for awhile
- Carrie
- This bot keeps messaging you after you unsubscribed and has no option to be turned off.
- Me_irl
- Self awareness
- Cracking delivery
- Me_irl
- A wonderful love story... Not really sure where else to even post this
- DAMN HE FUCKING NIGGING BIG CHUNGUS do it
- Am I getting too confident?
- I told them their Homestuck profile picture was cool and got this in response, breeder is slang for straight.
- My mother and father show up outside my apt without notice and demand I go eat dinner with then even though I’ve been living independently for six years. The last time I saw them they made me cry in public so I’ve been putting off seeing them. They haven’t apologized.
- NiceGuy back for round 2
- when they message first 😎
- Well that escalated quickly
- licks it
- This anti-vaxxer was NOT happy with her babysitter
- It’s been a hard day
- I made the mistake of putting my info on Roomster and saying co-ed living was ok as long as I wasn’t the only girl
- So my sister tried to rope me into her MLM. I think you can guess my response.
- Everyone is talking about AU-720 but nobody has talked about this?
- I looked online for insurance quotes ONCE. These are not the only texts I’ve received.
- 2meirl4meirl
- No thanks, Chris Hansen
- These pickup lines REALLY work
- Good blessings.
- [Update] Serious cash comes back with a serious offer
- At least he was honest...
- u have been judged.
- When your friend flakes for ice fishing twice... you roast him
- The Smash Ultimate direct better start with this…
- The most over the top message ive ever received.
- Two years later and I get a message back
- Tinder in a nutshell
- How was I even supposed to respond to this?
- Me🌎irl
- I think im in boys
- Is there a market for re-match lines?
- F
- No response yet...
- Part 2 of the texts with my dad
- Found my valentine 🙈
- What’s the point of unsubscribing then?
- Sorry officer...
- A true master of insults
- Every match.
- I was wondering why 15 year old me deleted facebook... nice. pedophiles.
- Recruiters really getting desperate.
- Update: She found out (probably’ll find out about this too)
- Today is not a good day :-(
- I can’t wait for him to come back over and fill my girlfriend up. She loved his cum
- Trying this tinder thing and...
- Impending WW3 isn’t all too terrible. Met a girl off tinder who I just wanted to have fun with, thought the intro to the booty pics was smooth transition.
- We even eat
- Have there been casualties?
- Let’s see how this goes...
- I’m new here
- I feel like me sleeping is causing riots or some shit
- My dad is this dumb
- Well then
- For some reason she unmatched me after this.
- Persistence is key
- My bio has a few ironically used “fuckboy” lines, I’m glad she followed suit
- Office_irl from my favorite episode
- King of Dad jokes
- Well....shit..I ... shit..
- its an order not a request part two (follow up)
- A few of many unanswered texts from this guy
- self proclaimed nice girl
- When they slide into your DMs at 1 AM after recovering from last years rejection...
- A friend sent me this
- This is going well
- Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000.
- Tried out a line I saw here yesterday, but she took too long.
- me irl
- I hate sprint
- I really just want to know where that lobster is..
- Blursed abortion
- Dying Wish
- Her bio said she cries about math a lot
- I forwarded my mail while I was finding a new place to a family members house. They saw mail that looked important.
- Fun fact of the day: being friends with the opposite sex isn’t allowed. (From a friend)
- ...red?
- her snap was in her bio
- Profile said 18. He wasnt.
- That was a change of pace.
- Funny texts from parents
- Friend: isnt it only crazy people on Tinder? Me: Ive never ran across any...
- I was discussing captain marvel and the MCU in general with a friend when autocorrect jumped in
- Potato life
- Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
- Not OC - Accurate representation of every CB conversation
- HELP ME PLEASE :(
- Guys it’s okay to be under 6 feet
- Looks like Im quitting tomorrow
- Part 2: Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000
- Almost too easy
- 2meirl4meirl
- God and a furry conversate. [PART 2]
- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom
- People on Craigslist.
- [Legit] That food is giving me flagellants that will wake the Dead.
- Apparently watching TV at my boyfriend’s house is inexcusable
- Got her lol
- Pretty sure I’m on an FBI watch list now
- Good boy
- Aaaaaaaaaa
- Roll with the self inflicted punches
- The lad obviously hasnt listened to Slaves.
- Harry Potter!!
- How comedically broke you gotta be to steal jokes from Carlos Mencia?
- I just like to spread joy and happiness
- I’m bad at openings.
- My friends math TA sent her this
- After I told him I wouldn’t sext him n didn’t like his unsolicited pic..
- time to get 3 internet points
- My mother after working my ass off as a freshmen, and having an 89 in German A2, 88 in Geometry, 83 in Honors Earth Science, and a 92 in AP World (college level course). I have to deal with this every week...
- me irl
- Blursed Conversation With Spouse
- My friend does not have time for CBs
- Why we buy reps - zebra AU launch
- I love my new rackmounts, my wife... not so much....
- [Shitpost] The bright side of starting medical school at age 30 and single.
- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes
- Amazon digital service
- 2meirl4meirl
- Cheers Maw
- Christ
- After 20 months of dating, this gal still never fails to delight. Feeling so lucky today!
- Nudes Are Nudes...
- r/humblebrag
- This lady was fun
- You would think most people would get the hint after the first 3 messages were ignored
- Im Gay Now
- I’m planning to do a Star Wars rpg game this was an “argument” I had with one of the players
- Me and my friend talked about our favorite music . . .
- Tax rebate
- Nice guy messages me on his alternate fake name account after I reject him on his main. Still have no idea how he found out my car got towed two hours prior.
- Too many coincidences, Did I just find my wife 🤭
- LOTV only out few days... And is already causing me problems.
- NOOOOOOOOO MY TOMATOSSSSSSSSSSS 😲🍅🍅🍅
- Holy shit it worked
- Took the advice of some of you guys and asked **** not to give out my number
- I think I’ve hit my peak
- How to destroy your chances
- 10pm. I wanted to go for a walk, went through some shit and had to clear my head.
- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.
- This is what happens when us DMs don’t put in Dragons, bards find a substitute. Take notes everyone
- uhh wrong person (x post /r/tinder)
- When you match with your coworker that looks alway different in person
- Just found this old one in my screenshots
- Morophilia describes someone attracted to idiots from the Greek word moros
- Does she get it?
- The Leaves, They are a-Changin’
- Do you friends ever just...steal your turnips, and then bury them
- Shes gotta be a magician
- A hamster cage, thats free....just wow
- Joey Balls
- My dad had the opposite problem with autocorrect as most people.
- me🏝irl
- She said she wanted to be a magician, I told her wizards were better
- Found this on r/tinder
- Thatwnqwkqrd
- Responses when I send a good game message: 70% gg, 20% salt, 9% advice, and 1%... this.
- Friend just broke up with her boyfriend. This guy didnt waste any time, and definitely brought his A game.
- oh god oh fuck
- Well fuck where do I go from here
- Got this text from my friend today... I believe he has learned the importance of what we do here.
- I always get the crazy ones
- She was not prepared.
- When your matches don’t respond by Eid
- Hacker voice: “I’m in”
- What the fuck
- How to get a girlfriend off of tinder
- Someone is getting double disappointment
- Jesus we all need sleep
- I thought responding as neutrally as possible would work. I guess I was wrong?
- Text from my trashy Uber driver
- Fake text message
- [Legit] Dayshwo
- Blursed group chat
- Wtf is this shit on r/tinder
- My friend is trying to watch the whole series for the first time before the final season drops. She’s halfway through season one.
- I spent at least 15 minutes coming up with this new opening line and my effort was completely wasted):
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- Cat text
- You Are What You Eat!
- I tried the Hello Neighbor trend
- My straight friend is very confused about the labels we give ourselves.
- Hello brick wall, maybe Ill have a conversation with you instead.
- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.
- Priorities
- He really isn’t okay
- Literally seems like 2 weeks ago
- She said we could tell our families we met at a stop light
- Pretty Ugly!!!!
- A message my friend received
- Tinder knows
- Always the charmer, my father who is divorced from my mother finding out about her boyfriend
- Not the Thanks I Expected...
- A while back u/niegilsux posted about this guy asking a girl for her poop. I added the guy and this ensued (part 2)
- It worked boys
- Fake text message
- Have some Faith.
- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.
- Me irl
- Guess shes going up above...
- Blursed Support Bot
- Listen here you little sh-
- Thought this belonged here
- I did it for you short kings 👑
- Oh no. My feelings. They hurt /s
- Found the toaster line in this group and thought I was onto a winner :/
- You can literally say anything to some people and they won’t unmatch you.
- Fuck you, Neiman Marcus
- Continued: Crazy mother says my 91 overall average is unacceptable
- Meeting my friend for lunch who does not watch the office. I quote this show too much.
- TIL Dana White is in a jazz band (story in the comments)
- Cat text
- This can’t be a real person I’m talking to, right?
- This guy REALLY doesnt want people test riding his bike for sale...
- This is just insulting
- Update: gave her the discount
- Her bio said “I could never love you as much as I love Oreos”
- This could mark a new chapter for me
- KBDfans has excellent customer support
- She’s so hot I super liked her and we matched 🤭 Her bio said “I love potatoes”
- She’s only joking, right guys? Guys?
- Sometimes the shot doesn’t land
- These autocorrect options
- What could go wrong?
- We’re in bois
- I pranked the fake Muks on skype and the results speak for themselves...
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- It’s a close third...
- God and a furry conversate. [PART 3]
- YOU GUYS. I started getting anxiety attacks at work recently, and my husband suggested that I bring one of my plants to work. This is love y’all 😭❤️
- I done gone fucked up
- Don’t know weather this is a complement 🤔
- Keep it classy lads
- l i f e h a c k t i m e
- Yep it worked
- -Five Hours of Winter-
- For context her bio was “only swipe right if you’re gonna hurt my feelings”
- Ah yes the wonderful mind of a tinder gorl
- kinda proud of this one
- Everyone has needs
- Wifes Choosing Beggar Friend Begging for Clothes for Vegas Bachelorette Party Even Though Theyre Not The Same Size.
- she thinks that i know her, but we never even met (we go to the same school)
- I dont want to ejaculate in your hair.
- I told my cousin I was gay today
- Legitimate business
- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning
- Flirting quotes for him
- Man I’m smooth
- Found a conversation I had a while ago and thought it was worth sharing
- The most formal conversation I’ve had on tinder
- I’ve never met anyone with the name nys
- Nice
- Wait till she finds out I dont have a lamp
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times
- My friend sent me this... she’s one of those people ig... weird but okay
- Was complaining that my daily driver was in the shop
- She knew the vending machine line so I had to improvise
- First interaction this guy had with my friend. Went well.
- Time for me to wrap it up boys, I’ve found the one
- An old college friend messaged me. I guess I didnt respond properly because she stopped responding 🤣
- Dom and subs
- To hit send, or not to hit send? That is the question. Yes? No? Let me know.
- Alcohol and tinder didnt mix this time
- Facebook trying to be like Reddit.
- But now time to not message you anymore;)
- Here is proof that I was scammed by cN Predator for $20. Last time I posted about this it was taken down (rightfully so, since I didn’t include evidence)
