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- Alamo for nothing


- Just seeing if I can post here


- Do we sell French.....Fries?


- Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot


- Simpsons frases


- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.


- BILL CLINTON 42nd President


- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!


- ZZZZZZZAp!


- Alakazam pokemon


- Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll.


- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!


- 80s Dance Party


- Art


- Uh, lets see...Ill have...one...uh...


- I can’t be the only one who wants a tegridy randy plush, right?


- DIBUJITOS


- Up yours, children


- “Wait - did you know that theres a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?”


- “Hey... I don’t remember sayin’ that.”


- “Im afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an, ogre.” “I ought to club them and eat their bones!”


- Stickers


- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom


- I dont like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day


- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.

- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.

- I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!!

- These books behind me dont just make the office look good, theyre filled with useful legal tidbits just like that!

- The Simpsons Wallpapers

- Were going to the Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary. I understand theyve installed a new bird feeder this year.

- It’s not just A microphone dad.........

- But, Marge, that little guy hasnt done anything yet. Look at him. Hes going to do something, and you know its going to be good...

- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!

- Now Butters, we dont know exactly what is that girls do at their slumber parties. But if they start, you know, lezzing out, just roll with it.

- Come in? Come in! Mayday! Im losing your transmission!

- Disneys Recess

- art

- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)

- If you watch even one second of PBS and dont contribute, you are a thief! A common thief!

- Quick, mods are sleeping, disband the PTA!

- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.

- Oh yes. A dog like this you HAVE to feed everyday.

- YOU ALSO HAVE SEVERAL DISEASES THAT HAVE JUST BEEN DISCOVERED... IN YOU.

- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!

- Charlie Brown Characters

- Oh dad, you and your stories. Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger.

- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?

- Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot, even hidden in your groceries.

- Kenny is my favorite South Park character

- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

- Curse you magic beans!

- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel

- Lady, hes putting my kids through college!

- meirl

- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram

- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman

- No children, no. Your education is important. Roman numerals, etc. Whatever. I tried.

- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.

- 10 or 23?

- Me? In a nuclear power plant...hehehe Kaboom!

- ♫ And then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode you...♫

- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!

- Just a friendly reminder to try not to be like Scott... he’s a dick!

- Homer, I want that thing out of my house.

- and who could forget dear Rat Boy?

- hello.. uhm.. mrs.. uhh.. bart.... IS YOUR POOL READY YET?

- My favourite Bart line of all time

- blursed white apu

- Happy 420!

- Its all over people! We dont have a prayer AHHHHHhhh

- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!

- Im me?

- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!

- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.

- Youre under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa... pasa... just Moe.

- Hey Lenny, sending some outgoing mail?

- Blursed forward facing Burns and Smithers

- Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!

- Bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.

- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

- Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.

- Lisa Simpson

- My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. Im 31 years old.

- Sad

- Best things as a kid

- Thank You God!

- otto weekend job

- If its clear and yella, youve got juice there, fella. If its tangy and brown, youre in cider town.

- Pipe down sister, I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was actually Liza Minnelli *Shudders*

- Call me Ishmael, dummy

- Guys, please, could you give me 5 minutes?!

- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

- FORA TEMER - não há mal que não piore

- Hey, Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973 and its only good in Rhode Island. And its signed by you.

- I don’t know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.

- Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!

- This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.

- People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.

- Excuse me. Did something crawl down your throat and die?

- simpsons quotes

- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.

- Chinese Lunar New Year: Everyone arguing if its the year of the goat, sheep, or ram-- Stop it! Cant you see this barnyard noise guessing game is tearing us apart?

- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!

- black history

- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?

- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.

- Now do Classical Gas

- Forgive-a-ness please

- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever

- Debate moderators introduce Pete Buttigieg at the first Democratic National Debate for the 2020 election (June 27, 2019)

- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

- HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE. TUNGSTEN!

- Ill keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days

- Never noticed Krabappel had a scarlet A on her clothes in Treehouse of Horror VIII 😂

- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise

- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.

- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!

- Would you be interested in buying some *illegal* fireworks?

- Canada

- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Ohh, baby.

- Bank Humor

- Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, please help yourself to this tripe!

- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.

- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...

- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.

- lecture audio

- Great snake moment

- My God youre greasy.

- Got this joke too late. Token is the Token black character of the show. Tokenism means to add a character just for the sake of showing the cast is diverse.

- Homer, you should be more supportive. Youre right Marge, good work boy........... ♪ Egghead likes his Booky-Wook! ♪

- Khomeini died years ago. But, Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.

- They called me Kid Gorgeous, Later on it was Kid Presentable, Then Kid Gruesome, And finally Kid Moe

- Youll be back! And so will you, and you, and you!

- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.

- Blursed Jon

- I dont want to live anymore!

- I know its stupid, but I generally hope that this kid is doing okay and has some real world friends now.

- That moment when we all saw Jonathon from Rugrats for the first time.

- Merry Christmas from The Simpsons! HOOOOON

- The Simpsons ❣

- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

- I havent seen American die like that since Abraham Lincoln

- What did you say Aunt Selma? Episode 4x13

- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.

- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?

- Welcome to your new home, neglecterinos!

- He was fine, Ralph. Go home.

- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.

- Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?

When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram

- This guy+Trees made me love some Jazz.

- Alright Men, Get Ready to Blast Off. Whoo! Were in Orbit Now!

- Well Simpsie, you up for another wave?

- Sr. Burns

- Yeah, but... without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.

- American dad

- I know you can read my thoughts boy, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly

- Hey Dude, hes raggin on your cord

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- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.

- Am i really that ugly?

- THE SİMPSONS

- THIS ACT IS OVER.

- Anime

- Yeah, you heard your mother.

- No, I do not know what Schadenfreude is. Please tell me because Im dying to know.

- Instagram tbt

- I dunno, Theres some real buzz around lenny

- The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago and very little has changed. It stank then and it stinks now.

- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

- My purpose in life is to witness this moment

- Except for Lenny, he looks great.

- Butters is the best of us. His heart is the size of Colorado... yet he gets mad enough to say something about it. Do you know what I am saying?

- I got interests. and I aint talkin about stamp collectin, although I do find that esstremely interestin.

- Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator.

- NO, YOU CANT HAVE THAT ONE. THATS A COCONUT CAKE!

- American Dad

- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!

- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!

- Whats a battle?

- Kicking and screaming please

- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!

- The FBI director American needs

- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!

- 90s cartoon

- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.

- The original version of The Simpsons (1987)

- Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this cant be happening! Youre operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!

- We could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who til the cows home. And lets just say were both wrong and thatll be that. Now how bout a hug?

- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.

- Hi-dilly-ho. Welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos

- A Charlie Brown Christmas

- ♪ Get your velvety smooth Brazilian wax ♪

- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.

- Id never even heard of a Comptroller until I saw this guy

- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!

- Uh, my shirt fell off...

- YouTube: Spanish

- blursed_lasagna

- blursed_stare

- No, IM the head vampire!

- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]

- M-Murphy, You-you are an elf... Uncontrollably. I think! Nam myoho renge kyo.

- I heartily endorse this event or product

- Anyone else love Hey Arnold as a kid?

- You know, most people dont know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do! Heres a little trick to help you remember: If its clear an yella, you got juice there fellah; if its tangy and brown youre in cider town! Now, there are two exceptions that...

- Went to lunch with friends and met their newly divorced friend, then she mentioned child support payments

- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?

- Best friend song lyrics

- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.

- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow

- Simpsons

- Saxamaphone... Sax-a-ma-phonee...

I’m, I never thought I’d say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram

- Now, what is a wedding? Well, Websters Dictionary describes a wedding as The process of removing weeds from ones garden.

- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”

- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?

- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!

- cartoon aesthetic

- Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalkers father?

- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?

- First thing tomorrow morning Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!

- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.

- Patty y Selma

- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.

- Homer evolution

- Ants huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But Im sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.

- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?

- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!

- But main street’s still all cracked and broken!

- Arnold ❤️ Helga

- here is an ordinary square Whoa whoa slow down egghead

- me irl

- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!

- @film.wave on Instagram

- Thank you door

- Oh look! Its the 12:00 robot parade. Hurry up or well have to wait for the 12:05 parade.

- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.

- First image of earth from the moon. Taken by the lunar orbiter on August 23rd, 1966. (Colorized)

- Im a good...work...guy.

- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.

- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!

- Actual proof that Rachel Dolezal played professional basketball.

- Man, that is flagrant false advertising!

- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!

- All the big words are spelled phonetically

- blursed unmasking

- I am Lugash.

- Disco Stu does not advertise.

- Cartmans secretly poor like Kenny

- Dear Miss Hoover, You have lyme disease. We miss you. Kevins biting me. Come back soon. Here is a drawing of a spirochete. Love, Ralph.

- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.

- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.

- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.

Listen to Bart! Link in Bio 🚨 #ClimateActNI Our petition is live! Every signature counts and it is essential those in the Assembly hear us. For too long they’ve ignored the threat of Climate Change and now it’s time to act. Link in Bio! - @ycanibelfast on Instagram

- Happy Fathers Day to my favorite TV Dad

- “Well everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.”

- Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe

- No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

- I pickled the figs myself

- Aesthetic cartoons

- Can we just have a minute to reflect on how this sub never talks about bottomtooth?

- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!

- Art Humor

- Simpsons - Characters

- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?

- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!

- white nike socks

- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!

- Now, Bart,you must promise not to fall in love with me.

- With the Oscars tonight, theres a lot of buzz around Lenny

- There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.

- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.

- Milhouse: Bart! Nelson hit me! Bart: He sure did

- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready

- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:

- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”

- Lisa Simpson

- Class please! If you dont learn Roman Numerals, youll never know the dates certain motion pictures were copyrighted.

- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.

- Principal Skinner, I need some shews

- Ah, kettle chips, the perfect side dish... For revenge.

- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.

- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan

- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?

- Just so you dont hear any wild rumors, Im being indicted for fraud in Australia

- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke

- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth

- blursed_switcharoo

- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets

- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?

- Could someone send me a png of this guy? (Old design not the new one)

- Systems analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst...
