- Could be a trap, but my fiancee is awesome!
- duolingo had me feeling all confident
- Tattoo ideas
- I hate cluttering my Downloads folder
- David Koresh agrees
- Brand new bar of soap. New deodorant. Fresh haircut. Bed sheets were washed and I made a fresh bed. Laundry folded versus a pile on my dryer. This is how I need to start every morning.
- So yea...
- Can’t see more than 2 miles because of the smoke...
- That feeling when this happens
- Fat mom
- Some actual advice for people of this sub
- I may never look at my own the same way.
- Please be Kind
- This was awkward, especially since I just got hired
- Killing people you disagree should be how politics work sweaty!
- My Dad today, it was a good laugh. (He never reads the cards before he buys them, maybe now he will.)
- funny
- If you ask me, we should be using the 72 Hour Rule [MEME]
- When Im accused of being stuck in 2012
- im sorry
- Such an inconvenience!
- It’s okay, it was Casual Friday.
- I wonder if she knows I noticed...?
- Its so silly.
- When I check my phone in the morning now.
- Squeezable peanut butter just isnt the same...
- I ask myself what new car they will buy me.
- JK, unless?
- Apil Fools Pranks
- Recalling the first time I tried to break the bad news as a nurse..
- No Political or Pandemic Memes
- i need a little while guys ill catch up later
- You can swing your fist all you want as long as you don’t hit the other guys nose.
- I like to be clean
- I mean, it used to be a funny meme and now its not...
- Tenants in my apartments arent allowed pets, but my neighbors have a tiny yappy dog that craps on the driveway constantly
- confession bear
- Special needs quotes
- idiot 🖕😠😠
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- christmas meme
- I really dont like to share
- Theyre incredible hunters
- Sometimes I just pretend like nobody is home
- With the death of RGB, I have some actual advice.
- Attempting to make this point to baby boomers
- Le masturbation has arrived
- It tastes so much better!
- Its the first time in eight years.
- When FB/IG s friend suggestion out of the blue includes an ex-colleague who was a team member for just a week, 10 years ago ...we barely spoke even then and no way was or is now in contact with me!! 😨
- The smell is great too
- Husband and I are quiet people.
- Fibromyalgia
- Ive just never really cared for it, even as a kid.
- Sometimes I feel bad.
- That poor misunderstood UPS guy.
- I have the routers setup page as a quick launch icon on my phone
- Orange man has been fucking obliterated.
- Fuck you for stealing, and fuck your car too!
- Stupid mom 😏😏 Only true epic gamers can relate 😎😎
- Online presentation
- I feel no remorse..he had it coming
- Dogememe.mp4
The “why do you hunt, when you can buy meat in a store” crowd has gotten awfully quiet lately... #eatwhatyoukill #hunting - @lovetohunt_official on Instagram
- Everyone loves Friday, Saturday and Sunday while I can do more Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
- Its not fun when you take your son shopping with you . Especially when he thinks no one understands our language
- Theres a good chance they need to use the bathroom, too
- I think my girlfriend lost her mind.
- My condolences
- geodude
- like seriously who is he?
- True story
- Such is the depth of unspoken feeling.
- One gm wouldnt even let me do something the rules said i could do
- Uhh.. You are going to live where?
- Im a freemason and we are not satanist for the record, but playing on someones ignorance is entertaining
- Oh my god Jonathan dont do it
- IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?! from r/adviceanimals!!!!
- I dunno why...I guess since I was the only non-white in the room they needed my approval?
- After six months of heartache, I feel like this is a great first step to the getting over your ex achievement.
- Found on insta, I mean at least it promotes male hygiene and men doing “feminine” things 🤷🏽♀️
- Ive been trying online dating for a while
- Its what he would have wanted 😔😔
- I mean, I dont want to catch it... But....
- Guess they didnt learn
- Apparently #BoycottHamilton is trending after a video of the cast delivering a message of inclusion to Mike Pence went viral.
- What Do You MEME!?
- Yes, weve been married for four years. No, were not trying to have a baby yet.
- I think they were honestly disappointed
- Its the little things during the weight loss process
- Teen in Chicago serving 27 years
- Uh, no its not..
- I would have told them, but they kept bragging how good an employee I am
- If someone married me just to divorce me I would be devastated...
- Thatll show em!
- Guys it was a joke! It’s impossible to not respect the punch!!
- Hormone Diet
- The Opposite of Confession Bear
- I guess I dont deal with stress very well, obviously.
- I just accepted, knowing that I will lead all to ruin as the procrastinator I am
- Smartphones are used for other things too
- Mostly its because our bathroom is too crowded, but the petty revenge is a bonus
- Just hit me mom!!!
- Its true
- I dont want to face the embarrassment of being at her place, looking for work, alone, like any other day. I dont want her to know how Ive failed socially.
- Bit late, still funny!
- My sister can be impulsive at times. I never thought I would find out about it this way.
- Im probably just a horrible person
- HP Birthday
- Time is money
- Hell get away with it because nobody will remember (made front page)
- This should be more obvious that in often seems to be
- 10/10 Success Rate
- Totally not FPH related
- The landlord sends his regards
- I kept saying to my wife I know her from somewhere . . .
- This should feel awkward, or bad. But it doesnt. Not really.
- Gonna cry?
- I feel a little bad.
- The sad thing is that I can say it 20 times in a row and they still dont understand
- The downside of paying attention
- I know I am suppose to miss her...
- My job is quickly changing my social/ethical beliefs
- As an elected official, I need to make this confession anonymously. Please no Doxing.
- Well at least now we can be open about this.
- I guess theres always next year?
- Funny
- This was one of the saddest conversations Ive ever overheard (mother and ~5 year old)
- Im just not interested
- Because one dick move deserves another
- Anybody else work in one of those open floor plan offices?
- Friends mom was somewhat baffled last Sunday
- Im taking it pretty hard.
- Animals
- Me the last two days
- Maybe we shouldnt let grandma decide things anymore.
- The bravest man on Reddit posted this today in /r/adviceanimals
- The best part about election season being over
- Im such a pussy
- 4th of July
- When youve got foreign friends and...
- No If, And, or Butts about it
- And Ive lost a parent and all grandparents.
- And she was sexy as hell...
- Im 30 going on 60
- Especially if theyre kids of family/friends I dont get to see as often as I would like
- Pleas we need VBUX!!!😟😟😟😟😟
- I could not be more supportive of her choices
- I hide my shame
- Im 22 now. I dont have any serial killer tendencies so Im not screwed in the head.
- Lets see a little pep in your step
- Saw this guy with his son in the organic meats section
- Nothing big too big but big enough to make them realise [P]
- A Policy of isolationism, how befitting
- On some days I feel quite alienated
- My mom does this in nearly every store.
- I repackage it so it looks pretty new at least...
- Honestly this should be the easiest thing in the world. I have no idea why it gives me so much trouble.
- Calm app * TheDailyCalm*
- One of the perks of working in the IT department
- A few good shirts ruined - but totally worth it.
- HIFW some random old Japanese guy kisses me on the cheek after telling me I have beautiful skin
- Almost every one of us can relate!
- Today, I found out where my dentist learns his advanced medical knowledge
- Work week is almost over!
- Stinky 😫😫😫
- Im betting this one really will be unpopular
- Ive worked in various tech support roles over the past ~12 years, and this bias is verified regularly
- Walt Disney Company
- I should probably just go back to lurking.
- Ive been working clothing retail forever, and I still have no idea how to respond to this. Do you want me to agree with you, or lie?
- this is so me omg
- rude jokes
- My day off of work
- My faith in the people of reddit is gone
- I wonder how the cat feels about his pajamas?
- When the 2A crowd claim they need ARs to fight back in case of government tyranny.
- Going to be an awkward morning in the office...
- In my defense, I start coughing when I smell the smoke coming out of it.
- Perhaps my motivations are strange, but Ive already lost 25lbs and Im still dropping, so why not?
- Home is where you can poop most comfortably
- I never saw him in class again after this. I cant stress enough how gangster he was.
- Big sad
- Fourth meal
- Our neighborhood was hit by vandals
- I didnt think cashier work would involve moral dilemmas...
- In response to all the this is what is feels like to be ugly posts...
- Cant be unheard.
- To the reddit trolls on youtube comments
- How I feel riding every day in the Bay Area
- Play Bitch Games, Win Bitch Prizes
- thanks, satan.
- Im a POS, but its pretty funny
- What can I say? I like the space.
- And on a weekday no less.
- Blursed bear
- I couldnt help it, its so convenient.
- What a friendly bigot!
- warren graham
- Need help now
Please 🥺 - @mirandahouse.memes on Instagram
- What’s that, buddy?
- I want to give her a hug, but then shed know...
- This is happening to me right this second.
- I hate the bubbles
- I cant believe it worked
- Just being courteous
- That was not fun
- In all honesty
- Im a lousy human being
- Not sure if this would still work, but I used to do it when Redbox was relatively new about 10 years ago
- Ill have my friends, a new apt, my girlfriend and a new full zipp/sram etap Ritte Ace waiting for me.
- Life!!
- Feminists have really made me worry about things like this, even though its the point of the subreddit...
- Do your undergraduate internships as soon as you can!
- Sometimes I think I have a problem. I see these people as just criminals that the police turn a blind eye to.
- real life memes
- I feel pretty bad about this one...
- Blursed emoji
- Had a great workout, went to our favorite pizza place with my fiancée and just woke up from a nap.
- omg my dad is yeeting all the time now!! 🤣🤣🤣
- I am a horrible friend.
- Sad but true.
- Found this on imgur
- The most interesting bear in the world...
- Nobody complained about leaving early
- Ive been doing this pretty much ever night for the past year and a half.
- For those who still writes that violets are blue.
- Happy Valentine’s Day wifey.
- confession bear
- This was two years ago. I’ve moved on from that job but I still havent forgotten what it taught me
- Pharmacy Technician
- I am going to lose my mind someday
- Since I probably have as much control and responsibility over mine as you do over yours.
- A unique discussion about vaccines...
- I am probably a terrible person but she complains about everything and this would just take it to a whole other level
- I dont care what season it is.
- Most are low-effort crap anyway
- I get more stuff done that I actually like to do this way!
- Im sorry but most of the people complaining have never tried to get out.
- Nature is also my deep dark secret
- Its the best sex.
- Honestly everyone wins.
- Why I hate most people.
- As a fat person who uses the gym year-round
- The smoke detector was driving me insane
- Can’t refinance either, so she’s stuck with this setup for a little while.
- Im in the UK. I dont want to go back to normality...
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- Anyone do this with their prep sheet? It’s satisfying. I do it all the time.
- Shes better off now and in a much happier relationship so it all worked out in the end
- Ive already made up my mind about this.
- I dont get how I felt lonely I go to college and work 35 hours a week
- Standing here judging you:
- I cant believe people would pay money to play it in arcades, either
- Prep on, I guess!
- Went to taco bell, asked for a bean burrito with no onion and extra cheese. Got a bean burrito with extra onions and no cheese.
- After over a year on Reddit, these are my thoughts
- I told him itll be good for his step count contest with the other managers
- I wish I could go back.
- She wont believe me.
- I always call right back :) Love you Grandma
- In my youth, I was a big believer in scorched earth.
- There are some wild ones here on reddit
- Its the only thing thats keeping me going...
- Like come on! These things look amazing
- I dont know why they get mad, its just a simple question
- We all have those dont we?
- Not proud of it, but its what I do.
- Funny Camping :)
- Sad but true
- *sad exhale*
- Every freakin year.
- Ive really started to hate my job so I decided to play a little game at work
- Nobody caught on, they all loved it and I got a bunch of compliments afterwards.
- Sadly, this is what Reddit is turning into.
- i did
- I turn 38 tomorrow. My business has won some awards in its first two years. I got majority placement of my teenage son and he’s doing great in school and life.
- I just did it again
- Fite me.
- Theyre all over campus. Ive had to come up with creative ways to avoid them. They dont even care about the cause, they only want my money.
- Ive been single for seven years and have had to see multiple therapists due to child-hood sexual abuse. Today I just wanted to be close to a woman who didnt think I was a freak for what happened to me as a kid. It was fate that they had a special on...
- Two Dads
- Because lets be honest... In a normal world, hating someone for not wearing a mask is insane.
- She has been letting herself go over the last year...
- Everyone morning I’m just angry that I even woke up for another day.
- I wonder how many of us do the same
- So true
- Endless food, clothes, and sex....why tf dont i love her ?
- I hate feeling like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand, but theres only so much Covid-19 and climate change doom and gloom I can take.
- Its become a habit now
- Not my ideal reason but nevertheless
- Its fun and you know it.....
- I have never been to church
- Valentines Day Confession
- Maybe i’ll get to use them again in the future.
- I really do feel bad about this.
- Sweet sweet karma
- I shower every morning.
- Gueys what does this mean???? 🤮🤮🤮
