- When the sun gets to here, we can drink again!
- The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn’t.
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel...
- Me, when Im looking for a place to rent
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- Well theyll...When they find him, um...mumble mumble
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- Disco Stu does not advertise.
- Industrial Safety
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- At least Im not stuck at the cracker factory like Milhouse.
- And heres a picture even you can figure out. Its a door! Use it!
- I have a ball. Perhaps youd like to bounce it.
- Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.
- Sir. Uh, hello, sir. Yes. You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife...
- See my Vest!
- In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Why do you mock me, O Lord? Homer, thats not God. Thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
- Sir, have you had enough exercise for this morning?
- Saxamaphone... Sax-a-ma-phonee...
- Los Simsons
- I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- Who wants to guess how I got the money?
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse
- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- The blues isnt about feeling better. Its about making other people feel worse.
- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo
- Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there.
- hmmm
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- Hey, Surly Only Looks Out For One Guy...Surly!
- Lobo...Lobo...Bring back sheriff Lobo!
- Oh, uhh ... BARNEY!
- Most people don’t know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Here’s a little trick to help you remember. If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. If it’s if it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.
- Blursed_motto
- Me in 2020
- Funs over, fellas. If youre going to beat up my friend in my bar, theres a two-drink minimum.
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson with the message, I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully.
- Hi-dilly-ho. Welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- What a crappy candle
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.
- Best things as a kid
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor. No I’m not, no I’m not. I’m, um.. dusting for prints.
- Homer, Im worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case, theres only one case left.
- I told you I aint a bear! Rawr Rawr Rawr, no one understands you, she-bear!
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- I am Lugash.
- DONT YOU HATE PANTS?!?
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
- Welcome to your new home, neglecterinos!
- Quick, mods are sleeping, disband the PTA!
- YOU ALSO HAVE SEVERAL DISEASES THAT HAVE JUST BEEN DISCOVERED... IN YOU.
- First youll need a declaration of war. That way everything you do will be nice and legal.
- Animated Primetime Series
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
- social distance
- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm
- It was worth sneaking into town. That was some good corn.
- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?
- Everyones saying star wars this! And Kylo Ren that! But no ones saying worship this! And Jericho that!
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- Lance Armstrong gets a taste of pure oxygen (~2000)
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- Theres a hole in my heart; As deep as a well...
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- ...By the way, Im aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so dont bother pointing that out.
- Blursed homer
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Dude, karma...kar-ma
- You can build a casino over my dead body!
- Comics and Cartoons
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- ♪ You dont wind friends with salad ♪
- Fotografía del reddit meetup México. Circa 2018 (colorizada).
- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.
- Arent there any healthy animals in this forest?!
- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- Kicking and screaming please
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- He might even make honor roll if Dad can control his night terrors.
- Our defence today
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- My dads all stoked cause todays the Fourth of July. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- Marge, dont discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- Lmao
- memes
- “Uh, excuse me, Mr. Simpson. On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- All is well... All is well... TURN TAPE OVER!
- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- KILL IT!
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
- Want me to get the cat down?
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- Theres plenty of Milhouse to go around!
- Ohhh, Im gonna lose my job just cause Im dangerously unqualified!
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Oh my God! He is like some sort of...non...giving up...school guy!
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake
- I remember asking my parents why the parents in this scene cheered after the kids went to camp
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- “Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?”
- Not the elephants!
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Ow! My eye! Im not supposed to get pudding in it!
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- Anime
- I fixed the DVD!
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- Sombreado
- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- Cursed_simpsons
- Am i really that ugly?
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- So Marge, whos your favorite Native American warrior? Crazy Horse! Whoo whoo whoo!
- Broke again eh Herb, just like in real life!
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- You know, most people dont know the difference between Apple Cider and Apple Juice but I do.
- Ive been in prison, Cecil. Ill be happy just as long as it doesnt taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.
- Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better.
- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- I know you dont think youre good enough for me, but believe me, you are. Hell, I done it with pigs. Real, no-foolin pigs.
- “Cheer up, Dad. Did you know the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?” “Yes. ‘Crisitunity’!”
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- Ha ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no-one came to my birthday party.
- Simpsons frases
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- cartoons
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- M-Murphy, You-you are an elf... Uncontrollably. I think! Nam myoho renge kyo.
- “Ha Ha” “Hey, Nelson. Hes really hurt. I think he broke his leg.“ “I said: Ha Ha.”
- Marge, can we switch? I dont trust these guys.
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- Alexsandro Palombo
- blursed_switcharoo
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- GREENhorn?!... WHOs a greenhorn?!.... WHATs a greenhorn?!
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- Homer, dont take this personally, but Ive obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Give it a try, its like kissing a peanut!
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- No, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing.
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.
- Strange, I shouldnt have been able to hear that
- Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
- hmmm
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- No, IM the head vampire!
- Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: You gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
- That lemon tree is a part of our town and as kids, the backbone of our economy. We’ll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead!
- Blursed Simpsons
- Well if it isnt my old friend Mr McGreg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
- O Simpson
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- HEY, MOM. THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory...
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- Now this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I dont know, you might want to wear a hat.
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse!
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Whats a battle?
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Oh, I cant take his money. I cant print my own money. I have to work for money. Why dont I just lie down and die?
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- “Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter, is smarter”
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- Just hook it to my veins!
- Excellent Zutroy!
- Of course everything looks bad if you remember it
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- The Simpsons ❣
- When you drive through Longford for the first time
- Sims 2 Bella Goth watching Dina steal her man, and her daughter getting cheated on from the UFO shes stuck on
- Meu Reddit esses últimos dias só aparece isso, que que tá acontecendo? Estão distribuindo emoji award?
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Mouse pads!!! Get your mouse pads!!
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- F2P Spies.
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
- When Ive got a day off.
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Don’t forget the smell!
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
- Ok, well call it even if I can just have some of that big sandwich.
- Wesley, get mommas pryin bar!
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- Oh yes. A dog like this you HAVE to feed everyday.
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- What’s your name son?
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- A dog like this you have to feed every day!
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
