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Bronte is actually pronounced Bron-tay :0
- @hotchilli.in on Instagram
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- Not interested in this random stranger so I guess I must be a lesbian 🙃
- She didn’t even get the reference
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GUYSGUYSGUYS I HAVE A SECOND ONE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS IN DESC
- This dude coming in hot at 8:30 in the freakin morning
god damn ma
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- My dad unfortunately had to have some time in the hospital, hes been out a few days now, and Janet hasnt left his side.
- licks it
8 Dating Profile Pictures That Drive Women Crazy
Scene/Emo Kid Maker
- I think she wants the D
OMG I CANT THAT EPISODE AHAHAHAHAHAAHHUGHHH
- Is it even a date if no one dies at the end?
tits huge
new pfp bc Im js silly like that 😝
OKAY HI DISCUSSION NOW. Let’s talk about ~second chances~. As some of you may know, I am a Zumba Instructor so I come up with my own content and lead classes. Following workout videos is difficult for me because I am so used to instructing. I tried @jabscommunity on June 30th and was put in the wrong class. I left after 5 minutes because I didn’t think it was for me. The following day, I was sent the correct Zoom link, tried again, and then left again within 10 minutes. I seriously didn’t understand the hype. I saw so many people I follow on this account talk so highly of it, and that’s when I knew I needed to try again. GIVE THINGS SECOND CHANCES. Today, July 27th, I tried @jabsbygina again and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. I could have easily left this class again in 5 minutes, but you can’t give a workout a try until you finish the whole workout. @jabsbygina you killed me, pushed me, and inspired me, and I am so beyond thankful to be apart of this amazing community. I never thought I would look so forward to a workout, and I am so excited to take abs tomorrow! GIVE THINGS SECOND CHANCES. BE OPTIMISTIC. Shoutout to @healthwrach @daniishealthyish @thenutritiousnorm @eatswithsoph for getting me into this!! 💕💕 - @jabwithrocky on Instagram
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Yall my friends are really special
- My crush said yes
Shrek unfolds the truth
- meirl
Day 5 of posting memes of ed Sheeran
- I guess Im his sempi hbu??
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- I think I’ve hit my peak
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edd with a coquette ribbon pfp🎀✨
- Israel is a combination of Iraq and Iran according to this idiot (xpost from trashy)
GravityFalls PICREW
- Ive never wanted to suck a dick so bad that I cried 🙄
3 Weird Dating App Pictures that Girls Actually Love
HE JUST CALLED LOU A F*GG*T WTAF IM GONNA KILL HIM. WHY CANT I PROTECT LOUIS
- Whats happening in Montreal in March...
Madokas reaction to my yapping (cringe)
- Anyone else getting these in place of an actual message?
˙⊹ ੈ✰┆𝑺𝒖𝒌𝒖𝒏𝒂
- Rape is punishment???
- I think I’m doing this tinder thing right
- This kid
- This burn
- Tonight’s special: a dumbass who tried to roast me.
- She actually thought this was funny and we kept talking
- No meme just f
- Thats kinda mean...or does it just make them sleep through the night?
- Canny trust they East Kilbride yins
- Random guy guilts me into not hooking up with him bc he’s fat. Plus he was being shady about how he got my number and sends me gross dick pics🤢
- I feel for this poor soul
- The classic “insult a girl after your rejected” technique. Works every time.
- At least he apologised?
- Not sure I’ll be going on a date with this boy
- She though she had the upper hand
- Listen here you little sh-
- With a small crew, weve been crosstraining cooks to work FOH. A week ago one of our favorite servers said shed train in the kitchen if it meant a chance to come back.
- Converted my friend this last week and hes already spreading the good word
- Found this on twitter
- A bad fake text
- I love my new rackmounts, my wife... not so much....
- I was pretty proud of myself for this one
- Happy birthday!
- me irl
- me😎irl
- My dad’s lazy Saturday afternoon in his cozy place.
- The word youre looking for is straight
- Clearly my response pissed him off so... Th-th-th-thats all folks!
- Begging for Rent by Playing on Friendship
- A hamster cage, thats free....just wow
- Thanks FB memories - I wrapped the showers curtain around the pole in a bid to look fancier?
- Wish I was this smooth IRL
- Bts texts
- Funny
- Measly watching his YouTube crush, Hana
- [Meme] When the patient is a terrible historian
- [Request] What are the odds of this happening?
- I havent been on tinder in over a year. And my insta doesnt have my real name.
- Yikes
- Play a nice game of stardew valley
- I think more people should know about the Tagedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
- alas we never spoke again
- My mother accusing me of having a therapist and telling lies to them
- Blursed Furry Friend
- I think im in boys
- Excuse my French
- He is 6000 miles away so I didn’t think he was actually going to go on a date with me
- Problem is, I am always full of cum.
This Wednesday night on @planetscumlive myself and @yoyofirestone (one of the only good people in comedy) present LAWN AND ORDER. I’ve gotten VERY into lawn care lately and we’re going to discuss everything I’ve been learning. - @chrisgeth on Instagram
- Someone posted on our local yard-sale site 2 days ago requesting emergency help in fostering a dog for 2 weeks while a newly-homeless family waited to move into their new home. I, a complete stranger, offered to home this dog FOR FREE....and this is what I get.
- Where Did I Go Wrong?
- Geez, sorry I asked...
- Dude looking for a TV stand wants basically for free. People give him cheap options, he says to eat his nuts. (picture of my computer because its my work FB account that I cant access on my phone)
- ...red?
- These books behind me dont just make the office look good, theyre filled with useful legal tidbits just like that!
- Pretty sure Im getting unmatched for this
- She was smitten
- teaching my friend DotA; I suggested he play Dazzle and he sent me this
- A total tragedy is brewing in Pleasantview
- Blursed abortion
- Daria TV series
- What you 8
- Her bio said “looking for genuine life experiences”
- I got Tinder two days ago. First guy I ever unmatched...
- To be fair the winter months are harsh around here.
- No Zach, why Zach?
- And the broken english is only making it worse
- Ah I love my neighbour
- The most over the top message ive ever received.
- Half Way (xpost from r/tinder)
- I posted about how late it is and how I can’t sleep. This is the sympathy message I received.
- There’s a Ye tweet for any situation 😩
- I have a hard time believing this guy is actually in his 30s.
Ladies... we thought it was just the boys in NYC/HOB but I am sad to announce men in Ireland act the exact same way 😂#coronavirus2020 - @hobokendatingchronicles on Instagram
- pizza or chicken
- Panties accidentally left in bathroom
- Ah, I cant believe it worked. I dont understand women.
- 25 y/o with shitty attitude gets fired and calls his former boss (with a job and a drug habit that he kicked 10 years ago) a loser.
- A wheelchair?
- This has got to be comedy, right?
- An antivax mother attacking me because i asked for proof of her claims
- Panda Power Ftw!
- Took the advice of some of you guys and asked **** not to give out my number
- Not quite the answer I was expecting...
- Exactly, so it’s not rape
- My mothers sound advice
- Reuploaded after realizing that I shoulda hidden her face
- Starburst 🌟
- My mom had an idea to create fish fins with her cement hands and the end result is a little terrifying.
- Classic tinder dynamics
- Seriously?
- Swing and a miss
- i’m terrible at conversations
- Theres nothing more terrifying than a successful woman? 🤔
- Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove
- You took that Well
- This is how Lucy has been sleeping at night lately 😂
- Damn Joey
- Pythagorassholes theorem
- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom
- Home wreckers smh
- Girls love a vulnerable guy
- My little sister is trying to learn how to knit, and shes giving me a migraine
- Not OC - Accurate representation of every CB conversation
- Tinder knows
- Obvious catfish so had some fun
- Uncomfy Levels at a 💫🧚 Bro thought this guy was Normal
- He owes me £100.
- His entire vibe did a whole 180
- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.
- Tinder conversations
- Holy shit it worked
- Serial killer vibes right here
- OOPSIE!
- Without just?
- Taking their time to a whole new level...
- I can tell my roommate has never fixed anything in her life
- I didn’t know I had multicultural body parts
- Persistence is key
- Boys I found the one and I’m keeping her for myself
- You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
- The importance between then and than.
- I’m bad at openings.
- My favourite Bart line of all time
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- I really wanted to tell that joke, though...
- Face ride
- Theres a reason why this troll is my best friend :D
- “Why he ignore me”
- So close...
- If you ignore that I spelt Bandersnatch wrong three times in a row, you’ll see it works pretty well if you rematch with someone
- me irl
- They grow up so fast
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- me_irl
- My friend got this response when telling the Airbnb owner there was a mouse
- Found this over at r/tinder. What’s updog?
- Update: gave her the discount
Sex with servant 💋 guys ! Kindly do send confessions that you have in your mind or that have happened in your life be it any kind of incidents such as sad,happy,love,naughty,wild,sex,desires,fantasies ! Feel free to tell 😌❤️ Privacy maintained 💯 !!! #kamakathaikal #tamil #tamilincestmemes #auntiesex #auntiesexyman #indiansexvideo #luststories #sexstories #tamilsexstories #tamilsexvideos #tamilkasamusamemes #tamilaunty #tamilsexymemes #indiansexymodel #indiansexytalk #indiansexiness #bestie #indianlesbian #kamam #kamasutra #indianlesbians #tamilhotcollections #navellover #bestiememes #girlbestiememes #tamilhotgirls #indianlesbiannovel #tamilhotactress #sex #bhfyp - @indianrealconfessions on Instagram
- Didnt even think I was worth more than $130, flattered
- Thats a window
- Thanks guys!
- What a dumbas!
- Missed opportunity on my part
- Wow my dumb rap actually worked
- I wanted to share my little sisters response to coming out as trans. Shes amazing.
- Jesus we all need sleep
- Backfired
- Another Treat From My Birdperson Account
- Found this screenshot looking through tumblr, honestly Ive never ran into a nice guy
- It took a lot of courage for my noncommittal sim to propose to his girlfriend, and this was the response he was given 🤦♀️😂
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Who are you, so wise in the way of [disappointment?]
- Im Gay Now
- Her profile said she was looking to marry rich
- FeelsGoodMan :D
- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor
- Blursed group chat
- After my typical pick up line I try to actually engage in conversation 9/10 they go like this
- Ammi right???
- Domming responsibly from a distance 🖤✨
- strange people out there
- She’s only joking, right guys? Guys?
- I really don’t know what to do
- I’m not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash
- Is this how it started?? Actually me and my son....
- He seemed chill (but I was still creeped out) until he revealed he was 21 and I immediately did a 180
- I’ve found my soulmate
- found another one thats old but (gross?) gold. pink is me. -he dmd me about a tattoo across my chest Id posted on tumblr-
- Cut a bich
- #prouddad
- We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close!
- Princessa says happy new year
- Not mine but still depresses me
- So I tried taking a picture of my girlfriends cat for aww...
- I hate tiktok as much as the next woke gamer, but yikes. Even for a fake text this is garbage
- Wifes Choosing Beggar Friend Begging for Clothes for Vegas Bachelorette Party Even Though Theyre Not The Same Size.
- BAHAHAHAHHA
- that’s gonna be a yikes from me
- I hope these jokes don’t grow old 🌲🌳🌴
- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...
- kaBOOOM daddy
- Do you know the Sahara desert?
- I missed out apparently.
- Date went alright, Im more of a Van Gogh now though.
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- My (20F) boyfriends (22M) true colors came out today ...
- i think this is an r/niceguy? honestly....i have never been more confused.
- My bad
- Dont remember writing that...
- REDEMPTION 100
- Been telling this girl train facts for the past few days. I love that my facts are appreciated.
- This guy on tinder
- I ended it before it even started
- Seen on r/tinder. Any question from any person that isnt literally can I get some ass apparently deserves an immediate response from any woman
- A message my friend received
- Why the fuck did this work.
- Take a hint dude
- Her bio said “This app is stupid”
- I think I did it right
- Part 1
- So I shared a twitter post on FB today, and got this message from some dude I’ve only ever met like once or twice. He constantly sends me flirty messages that I try to ignore, but then today out of nowhere I got this.
- Titles=Hard
- [NSFW] First he says hes your dad and then he sends a dick pic
- Cheese puns work every time
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- Walked in on Mr.Whiskers...
- Guys I think I’ve found the one😍😍 I’m sure she’s just joking ...
- Does this fit here?
- Told someone i didnt want the product, they said a bunch of gibberish after
- nanananananananana batman
- It just kept getting wilder and wilder. I think i matched with an incel in the making
- Keeps trying even though he fails
- Ive always liked girls that remind me of my mother
- Casual racism through messenger
«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram
- Creepy real-life Quagmire who feels the need to make everything sexual
- He sent me a photo of himself randomly, I think he was in a group I was in. At least he was polite?
- Why does this community have to be so toxic
- Boy quotes
- Backstory: I forgot to wash the dishes my moms response to this was to hit me and kick me out of the house I threatened to call the police because she treats my 6 other siblings like this as well (physically and verbally abusing us) these were the messages that followed afterwards.
- neckbeard energy
- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.
- She’s so hot I super liked her and we matched 🤭 Her bio said “I love potatoes”
- Tinder opener about Swiss flag
- Batmans true identity.
- It worked for me too!
- Any excuse will do
- This shit actually worked
- Oh wow! I walked right into that one.
- That escalated quickly
- I’ve never met anyone with the name nys
- Boys who changed tire still want me to send nudes
- Anyone know what flag this is? From “King of the Hill” S4E14 “High Anxiety”
- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning
- Give a dog a bone
- I just want you all to know I’m still going with this
- Prouder than I should be of this one.
- Byeeeeeeeeee
- How to destroy your chances
- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal
- Her Bio said Former Banana. I was promptly unmatched shortly after that last message
- Heard you guys like name puns
- Is that from Star Wars?
- Its a win-win situation
- Top Ten Anime Plot twists
- Got A’s on all my finals
- Bird puns continued
- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.
- Are you down for a trai— I mean triathlon??
- Tinder + Woosh = Lame Conversation
- me🏝irl
- I’m gonna have to educate my friend on various lawyerings
- being told off by someone on tinder in the form of a pick up line
- MICHAEL!
- Found this on r/tinder
- Told a guy I was asexual and this happened
- Am I getting too confident?
- me irl
- Im more than a number
- He said Damm girl your ass is fine as fuck like wHy
- I got possessed by someone will actual conversation skills for a brief moment
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- Oh hey, it worked
- When you want to show Facebook your cat but you havent dusted today.
- Update (Part 2) Wifes Choosing Beggar Friend Begginf for Clothes
- Didnt like my fashion,bonded over memes
- Oh no does it matter you are a child tho?
- Spelling is important
- Trophy to the Smoothest girl ever
- Well fuck where do I go from here
- The girl im seeing sent me this lol
- Not sure if Im doing it right.
- Video games and chill?
- These bots arent even trying anymore...
- Catfish plays the most dangerous game... Catching other Catfish
- Not really a nice guy but I didn’t kno where else to post this
- This happened a while back but I thought it belonged here🤦♂️😂
- Me carry conversation with pickup lines duhhh
- It was not a bird...
- Just when you thought it was a simple name pun
- me📞irl
- What a way to open
