- We’re sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service
- Caught this one on my FB feed a while ago and forgot to post it.
(hashtag make insta instant again) comin out of a time of some real life struggles up until the last month or so and I’ve realized I haven’t felt this happy in years 🥰 so to keep my mind feelin pure, I’m leaving instagram for a few weeks as an experiment to see if i can stay on an upward trajectory. not because instagram content is harmful for me- i love love the people I follow- I’m just being horrible at my time management hahaha. I figure that if it’s really so hard for me to put down my phone, then something about it isn’t healthy. (I realize most people won’t even notice or care, but this is for the ones that do and talk to me mainly here because my phone is broken every other month) Aight text me if you need me! see you in a couple weeks 🐚✨🌈🍒🦩☀️ - @haley_bateman on Instagram
Isla insisted on another beach trip so we’re headed to Ponce Inlet for the weekend🌞💛 What my baby wants she gets😉 #IslaBlu #babybum - @kennadyiris on Instagram
- I love Calvins political stance!
- christmas brodent
- There’s a fine line between fighting to keep a relationship alive and refusing to take “no” for an answer, and knowing this girl, I have a pretty good guess as to which side of that line she’s on.
- im literally viking
- Who is the better friend? [FB]
- People like this
- Offload the world
- I couldnt think of where else this image should go... It made me cringe and confused at the same time...
- Whats it like to fall in love?
Feliz día del Maestro, a ellos nuestro recuerdo y homenaje! - @asociacioncalabresa on Instagram
- Ah here we wittness trash practicing its mating call.
- Why do I even keep these?
- The poster child for incurable weirdness.
- And that, kid, is how I mate your mother!
Head empty, only Fire Emblem thoughts left ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ A small comic from a few days ago, with bonus FEH doodle of me & my summer Sylvain #fe3h - @heyluchie on Instagram
- Who wants to guess which scam my relative just started running?
- Dr. Know feels your pain
- Shes apparently too pretty for a shrimp dick
- Yall I cant, it just keeps getting better
- Im just browsing reddit and minding my own business
- That awkward moment you remember some of your followers are related to you
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- I would build you a mansion naked (tinder)
- No words
- 😬
- Im sorry, W H A T?
Makers of samsu heading straight to hell 🤣 - @family_health_gh_ on Instagram
- “I’d love to be refreshed on why the MMR can be dangerous”
- I’m pretty sure this isn’t religious...
- CB is upset that a private school playground is not open to the public during school hours.
- Stop Calling Me a Racist, You N******!
- Apparently CICO doesnt work at all and people who dont fast dont lose any weight. Nope, nosiree.
- Jeez, OP must be pretty stupid
- This girl (cunt) posted a photo of herself and her boyfriend who made her best friend commit suicide...
- I stopped a friend from becoming a hun!
- Am I doing this right?
- In commemoration of Bill Wattersons cat Sprite, the inspiration for Hobbes.
- Literally a choosing beggar
- Well then
- Brother might have a real problem
- Este tipo de gente pendeja (Roja y Amarilla) se llevarán entre las patas a mucha gente
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- Ok kings, how long can you hold your breath?
- Shunned by your own kin
- Secret MLM Training Group - Welcome to our MLM Wordsalad
- Angry about a meme stating if your unvaccinated kids can go to school, others should be able to bring peanut butter. Allergies vs. Preventable Diseases.
- Having People Care About You and Your Weight is Bad, Especially if You Want to Have Kids
- When you mistake a series of wake-up calls for some kind of lack of self-advocacy...? :(
- My moms response to my brother coming out as provaxx like I did
- It was only a matter of time with this lady. An alleged conversation between a nurse and a five year old, as described by her psycho mother.
- Xpost from r/facebookwins
- [Legit] Bacon Call
Happy Fall Equinox! #olioreviews #wearolio #olioisbest #5starreview #naturalskincareslc #smallbusinessslc #onlineshopping - @olioskinbeard on Instagram
- My favorite part of a woman is the cummjs.
- get a boyfriend
- When you cant afford to visit the doctor so you DIY it
- Maravilhoso acordar sem lembrar de nada com essas mensagens no celular
- Guy suing Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande believes that the terrorist attacks were Grandes fault.
- Doing what’s right for the greater good is called communism.
- Why didnt humans start tracking time as soon as the Earth became a planet?! (x-post /r/facepalm)
GAFA #gafa #deconfinement #facebook #amazon #apple #google - @fu_wanting on Instagram
- Girls are so weird
- Think of the thousands of ways you couldve spent the afternoon besides harassing security guards just trying to do their job. Truly pathetic.
- Low Hanging Fruit
Con gran desconsuelo, decimos adiós a Quino, el genio del humor que nos enseñó a reivindicar el sentido crítico, la ternura y a amarnos “los otros a los unos”. La legión de lectores que llevan décadas refugiándose de la aspereza del mundo en las viñetas de Mafalda y sus amigos, se sienten huérfanos y agradecidos de su inmenso legado. - @megustaleer on Instagram
- I don’t know this woman. We have one mutual friend. Get rekt, hun.
- fighting back against diet culture IS a form of radical resistance!
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- To take a pregnancy test
- Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger
- Review of Picsart
- By golly, how would people like it if animals bulldozed a suburb and put in new trees ?!?
When @wmbrownproject stays at your house there’s a good chance that you’ll get a picture your kids think is awesome. #saturdaynightgoals - @deweynicks on Instagram
- Calvin & Hobbes for February 5, 2017
- Remember when dogs invented the computer and successfully launched a satellite to mars?
- EB expects lawyers to do a job for free.
- cabbage
- I still want to know what he did to the car!
- Anyone else has done this!!!
- How to contact Facebook
- I’m in Kindergarten and this is deep
- User using an alt account denies being banned
- I see this stuff every day on my citys local news pages.
- To add to the insanity, this woman claims to have been pregnant for 52 weeks.
- Even after being told „Hello from Germany“, he still thinks he knows more about the country because he‘s been there once.
- Fresh Trail
- Aspering bois
- Proud to be racist
- Welp damn guess hes not a creep hes just a good person.
- #GirlBoss
- **spx**
- Dear evan hansen connor
- Just invent a religion!
- Karens, am I right?
- Sorry David Beckham...
- Does anyone have footage or testimony of this happening?
Macacões lindos da @oshkoshkids - @dallas_shopping on Instagram
- Why?
- Bill Watterson’s description of his characters. I love reading the 10th anniversary book. Watterson’s comments are so much fun to read
- $20M to get everyone vaccinated? Come on folks, we can raise that.
- Book Club Ideas
- Hunbot turned salty real fast. FYI she was following me but we had never interacted. Friends 😂
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- Love bumps
- Pt 1/3 Purple is the DIRECTOR of a daycare/preschool in my area, and the post at the end is at 62 reposts. Yall I think someones getting fired
- So it is decided
- Have a math problem? Ask a tiger
- Break it till you make it.
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- As someone who lost a few lbs on keto, I still find this hilarious
- The answer to life, according to Schroeder.
- Victor is in the phone
- She sells young living. Has bragged about retiring at 30. I’m living for the irony.
- Oof ouch dont go in there
- Incels share a lot of fake stories
- Do Something
- Ive never wanted to suck a dick so bad that I cried 🙄
- Edits like these:
- Is the LJR Factory closed now?
- Turns out homeopathic alternatives to vaccines are expensive, and don’t work! Who knew?
- Murder by truth.
- I was told this would fit in here
- Cant wait to see the final version
- Another anti-vax Halloween costume.
- Oops???
- Being dark skinned makes blackface okay apparently.
- Then why are you on a dating site?
- Someone broke a Skype spam bot
- No response from Karen. Man this never stops being annoying
- hey theres no need to skinny sha- YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE TORNMENT I HAVE HAD TO ENDURE!
- SGAG Stealing (and faking) posts
- Ran into another hun today while searching for apartments. Second day in a row I’ve encountered one! I’m the 8-ball.
- Lol anyone else getting these kinda alerts
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Pt 2/3, shes still going off
Wow!! This review made our day, week, month, year!!! 🙌🏻 #thankful #blessed #KimBurns - @in10cityband on Instagram
- Calvin & Hobbes
- A lovely foolish thing by the very talented knitter and cartoonist David Shenton (and hes my friend - squee)
- Found on a r/askmen post asking how to succeed with women when youre not attractive 🤦
- An all time classic
- Books!
- This is my girl friends encounter with what we believe to be a true nice guy (sorry about quality)
- Could you delete my search history too?
- This job is hard
- I didnt think i would have to pay because i knew you in school.
- Soooo what should I do if someone is breaking into my house? 🤔
- The lyrics Google gives for “Revenge”
Gracias Quino por acercar con ternura la crítica social. - @marcoporchile on Instagram
- Person lost their wallet, had it returned with out the money and a note saying “thanks for the gas money”
- When youre young, its possible to believe that youre a healthy fat but the consequences of the extra weight will catch up to you eventually.
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- Faith in humanity was restored when I saw that all 70 comments are calling him a moron
- We’ve got a winner
- Rest aside, Calvins chivalry game is on point.
- We’ve been brainwashed
- A hacker of the dark web.
- Since one of the other strips from this arc got posted earlier
- I work at a tattoo shop, and my best friend who also works there just sent me this message from a conversation hes having with a potential client. Apparently this girl doesnt get the cencept of no means no.
- Don’t think for a second that the comment swayed their insanity.
- the perfect breed
- Texas boys !
- Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
- Walang ganun, mars!
- 2meirl4meirl
- He deleted it and admitted he lied.
- Its true, I was the robot toy
- Yes, because you should always read the conversation backwards
- Portugal trades with a weird clay
- People who delete explanations
- No, there’s no literature. The nurse just wants your child to survive.
- Socialistic (COMMUNISTIC) or patriotic (pUtTInG AMerIcA fIrST)
- That was all I needed. [OC]
- Another JesuisCharlie cartoon from yesterday [OC]
- Its one thing to gatekeep music, now we gotta gatekeep what types of sound are in music?
See this guy? Posts about it being a hot one... AND STILL WEARS PANTS. Good Job guys. - @shortsonstage on Instagram
- My wife started asking me random questions. This was my first answer.
- Screw You Amazon! It’s your fault I didn’t price check.
- Calvin & Hobbes:Stupendous Man vs Miss Wormwood
- This comic that ripped its format from the Onion couldnt possibly be satire!
- No pizza for you
- Comments on a photo in a local history group. No idea what the Obamas father post has to do with anything, he also liked it himself. Hes not even American and Obama hasnt been president for 4 years.
- what even is this
- Bi Erasure.. this fool is talking like i commented on his page or something and randomly spouted about my sexuality. It’s MY post. And discussing issues that I’ll address on MY upcoming bisexual themed Mixtape. FOH
- Reddit child is woke af
- Shaggy is your shoulder ok? Daphne, where is your face?!
Se acuerdan? @matadoreltiempo ya oyeron HATERS? en todas las plataformas / y el vídeo? Alucinante🥳 - @andrea_chevere on Instagram
- To all the brave Tumblrinas.
- For some reason Google lets you rate places multiple times, let’s slander a church! (xpost r/quityourbullshit)
- Photoshop skills 10/10
- The only politician who will likely be fired that tweets a lot also spoke against vaccines a few times
- The spelling is worse then the lie
- Can you buy shampoo in europe?
- Those damn towers using all our oxygen
- Aliens [oc].
- Continuance of the break in storyline. I think about this bottom strip all the time. Nobody has any idea what they’re doing, we’re all just making it up as we go.
- Subreddits Portrayed: r/LegalAdvice
- This is coming from a guy that looks like a dusty lollipop.
- I thought this too
- Sunsets
- Brony cant get tour at My Little Pony studio, goes on a rant on Google Maps review
- Why do you care about the bodies of strangers online?
- Oh. Oh, no.
- Frank And His Friend
- Alternatives to rubbing alcohol anyone?
- A lot to unpack here.
- Ouch
Please keep social distancing and wearing face coverings. Please! - @hummusjc on Instagram
- Oh boi here we go again
- Sorry if the cropping is weird but this dude is a new level of nice guy. Back story in the comments.
- Ouch, that had to hurt.
- Not sure where to start
- She constantly shares these “stories” of how strangers approach her all the time. Here is the latest.
- What are you saying
- at least no rebex scam in sight
- I really like this moment, the way Calvin looks in the first panel is the way I would look when I got in trouble with my dad
- Moving
- Title
- Date black/brown guys or youre racist!
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That’s why I married you baby @tusharhiranandani ! You crack me up 😂 😂😂😂🤣 love you ❤️❤️🤗 - @nidhiparmarhira on Instagram
- The disrespect and people assuming those if the same age act the same/they’re being hypocritical when in comes to maturity levels
- These strips with the doctor are some of my favourites 😂
- Fuck This Asshole
- Thank you mafia city, very cool
- comment on a post about kylie jenner not wearing makeup during quarantine
- I aint saying she a gold digger
- Unlike most pussies,he actually takes what he wants
- Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
- Was about to puke when i noticed the edit.
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- Clogged toilet
My Love❤️Birthday gift from his poppop. - @ginagilbertnyc on Instagram
- Ah yes. The “small fat” Also reposted cause the username snuck in there
- On a viral video about funny puppies. Common Pat.
- Classic Craiglistian art style
- A few of my daily comics
- From a 2017 Asterix comic
- Centrists be like
- An M. Night Shyamalan twist ending! 😁
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- The warning.
- Different lines
- Entitled Karen Gets Mad that a Restaurant that Doesnt Even Make Quesadillas Wont Just Make One for Her Kids
- This is james who did your tattoos wife
- Introduced the real Sadie to reddit 🤠 She didnt even know about us on here!
- Thank Mother Nature, not scientists.
- What a shame. **sarcasm**
- “Do suppose it means anything? Look, he got out all the tuna.”
- Y!kes
- November 24, 1985. Date when published.
- Hun tries to barter her products for professional lash extensions. Fails miserably.
- Former NLTOG
- Dont break into this overweight boomers house
- Found in the comments of a Jimmy Carr video
- But does Jody have a v6 mustang?
Hasta siempre Quino, siempre genial . 1932-2020 . #Quino #Gracias #Mafalda - @anavirginiaescobar on Instagram
- I basically just jack-off and get straight A’s
- How the hell much is she spending on groceries?
- Goldilocks And The Three Tigers
- the new litter...
- A post someone in my family shared on Facebook + a comment from the original post
- Yeeah.... Not gonna happen lol Also maybe those artists are rude because shes not paying them for their time and supplies..
- I cant believe that in 2020 this kind of thing still has to be said.
- On a post talking about RBG cancer treatments
- Shes so slim
- I was nice! How dare she let someone else help me!
- Panel #4 randomly popped into my head today and I couldn’t stop laughing for a good five minutes. (Feb 10-11 1989)
#Repost @greenpeacebrasil Feliz Dia Mundial da Árvore! 💚🌳 mas fica a reflexão... 😔 ・・・ Quando vamos começar a dar mais valor à elas? Hoje (21) é o Dia Mundial da Árvore e a reflexão provocada pelo ilustrador/quadrinista @gomezstudios nunca foi tão atual. A tragédia do desmatamento e das queimadas precisa acabar. Precisamos concientizar a sociedade de que as árvores são organismos essenciais para a vida na Terra. Futuro dá em árvore! #todospelaamazônia Arte: @gomezstudios - @sosmenosplastico on Instagram
- Oh, the irony
- What is with all these elaborate schemes at the minute? No I won’t be rating your ‘boyfriends’ dick for his birthday. Fuck sake.
- Plz I just want to fit in [OC]
- [OC] Sounds about right!
- Hes a humun after all.
- Reward comic for u/Gangbang_Greg
- Pass.
- Seja o jabuti e sobreviva!
- **REPOST** So this guy is 19 and basically wanted to hangout however he asks these sexual innuendos then all of a sudden he does a 180 and says how he is depressed and that I dont message him then goes on a rant saying to not hangout anymore. (had to repost it because his name was showing)
- This is one proud patriot.
- Thats some mean general knowledge
- Which one of you did this?
- O hexa não veio, mas eu conquistei um título pessoal: minha mãe agora acessa o boatos.org
- Destiny waits for no man.
- Fat people are segregated from society like black and disabled people were! Being fat is an immutable characteristic and the last civil rights frontier!!
- Hmmmm $100, probably not
- Intelligent design
- Interesting.
- I hope someday Im as smart as dad is.
- The Sunday strip that started it all for me. “Give me the bat and I’ll finish the job” dropped me to the floor as a ten year old. Sold ever since.
- The USA is probably larger than all of Europe, each one of our states could be a country
- This Virus has business BOOMING !
- Tentando contar uma piada. (E falhando miseravelmente no processo)
- Stalked mlady for 18 years straight
Sappi amore mio.. 🖊 - @irene.capuanoo on Instagram
- In a random group.
- Unconditional love.
- This person responding to an anti-vaxxer who asked what they would do if their kid needed a kidney transplant but would require vaccinations first.
