- Pressure air rifle i made
- The truth
- Any means necessary
- I used a bic soft feel medium pen in black. But here’s my font :) I still think it could use improvements.
- Karabella
- This is my PT wife heading into her first COVID-19 positive patient.
- I know it’s not totally gardening related but this made me chuckle. This has been me watching my Mammoth Sunflowers grow. I don’t care about anything else.
- Got my old mascara wands ready to send off to Wands For Wildlife!
- [shitpost] Was making a check list before rotations this week
- Hes the best rapper
- I have the right tools but my spark plugs don’t seem to be tightening. Should I use something else? Thanks everyone!
- I just put this on the wall at my high school:
- Blursed Wi-Fi
#lol #lmfao #lmao #joke #jokes #joking #workmemes #work #job #tgif #instadaily #entrepreneur #entrepreneurlife #startup #workharder #workhard #workhardplayhard #jobsearch #newjobnewlife #unemployed #haha #trending #talentese - @yourdayatwork on Instagram
- When you want some long range therapy, but the truck is in the shop.
Lean angle ✅ Body position ✅ Elbow down ✅ @nathangoukerracing shows us how to do it 🙌🏼 #Ohvale #OhvaleGP0 #OhvaleUSA #RiseMoto #MiniBike #MiniMoto #MiniGP #RaceBike #RaceFuel #Speed #KneeDraggers #ifyouaintfirstyourelast #PocketRocket #HighPerformance #MotoGP #MiniMotoGP #RaceBike #MotoAmerica #MiniCup - @ohvale_usa on Instagram
- I took a tally of all the Christmas songs they played in a day at the farmers market to pass the time
- I’m pretty sure that the people pushing vaccinations are already vaccinated.
- I had to pop in to this meat and fish delicacy store to take a pic of their logo
- My mom is using this notepad UPSIDE DOWN
- 2meirl4meirl
- What’s the point?
- I will get my fucking revenge on cancer
- My wife and I just had a baby girl and it took all my strength not to say this in the delivery room.
- On thinking a teacher with a handgun is gonna go full Rambo on a shooter with an assault rifle and multiple 30 round clips...
- Construction site Potta Potties are entertaining
- What should I donate to hang up in my highschool commons ?
- “It is a daytime disco on the ground floor of an industrial office building.”
- So freakin’ true!
- Just another bulk substrate recipe 🍄🍄
- I found someones plan for achieving their dreams
- They definitely made this sign with this sub in mind #seeninthelaundromat
- Foot long bream on a 4lb year line with cut worm
- Safety warning in a hospital
- Good thing we spotted it before getting in the car...
- This NYPD Anti-Crime Cop
- Important question of the day 🤦🏻♀️ #TigerKing #CaroleBaskin #JoeExotic
- Guerre de voisins
- Cant get any dumber
- When you’ve been stressed out and your spouse does something that restores your perspective on life.
- Damn crossposts!
- The employee cafeteria is laying down the law
- I’m still watching it!!
- Countries before UN Resolution 2758
- The red text on this index card disappears almost entirely when inside a red sleeve
- Yknow i had to flex on wisdom teeth
- 68 year old guy does a few laps at Phillip Island GP racetrack on 200 HP S1000RR
- The size of this officer on live PD
- Jimmys new look for season 5!
- illusion games
- No transactions. No today. No thank you.
- It’s not the coils guys stop trying to sell me stuff. I just changed them 2 weeks ago.
- sad to say I haven’t experienced this myself
- Throwback to my favourite note from a customer this year.
- [COMP] Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, you never know what you are going to get. I was on the road to recovery and this happened. I fell in a hole at work. You cant make this stuff up.
- That one time my track bike broke down and I took my R1200GS instead
- The million dollar question
- Sometimes it’s just one of those shifts...
- This guy’s 69 years old...on a 200+ HP S1000RR track bike!
- name a more iconic duo. i dare you.
- Piska och morot?
- 🚨NEW MEME FORMAT!!!🚨
- This should not be legal.
- Working on a new guide: Captive Portals. Currently standing at 4000+ words. Do you like the feature image?
- Blursed answer
- I heart my work place
- A moment of silence for new drivers
- The original change my mind cause people Thought it Was impossible to find
- Harveys got the same story to tell but no one listens
- Our cheesemonger was hungover this morning
- [Misc] Part 2 to yesterday’s front page post...I’ve gone on the offensive
- Students may not understand it...
- A bit nippy out today
- New and improved! Color corrected and better tape.
- Its nice to find this sort of thing on an empty campus every now and then
- Such a powerful photo. I hope everyone gets to see this!!
- Hey guys, I know Im late to the meme party but I just thought of this and had to share it.
- Happens far too often
- Feels bad
- Cooking with the herbs class at our local grocery store. Featuring the middle school chef.
- I have a table with a food allergy... hands me this.
- Not all strangers reading over your shoulder are creepers :)
- Blev blåst på Blocket, hade förövarens adress, telefonnummer och bevis på att jag hade skickat pengar. 5 år senare får jag detta. Brott lönar sig tydligen:
- I am not quite sure why, but this annoys me..
- Worst idea for a brand name amiright?
- This kid kept pulling oranges out of his pocket
- WHOS THERE?
- You’ve been warned.
- I always go above and beyond for my customers to keep them happy, and this awesome note was taped to the door of one of my stops tonight with two crisp $20 bills inside. It feels nice to know that your hard work is appreciated.
- Im tempted to take a Sharpie to it and correct it..
- Got them spearfishing can’t wait to eat them
- Lappkonversation i min trappuppgång
- I have an idea. Lets make all the tf2 classes as the r/dogelore characters. I already have scout, soldier, Pyro and miss Pauling done but I want for you guys to expand the other classes. Then when we have them all done someone post the finished version so we can see the results.
- When your SO starts using your Love Language 💕
Tag a pilot. GO! #atc #flying #boeing #airbus - @loaltitude on Instagram
- I feel FREEEEeeeeEEEEEE
- Lockdown gains
- Note my husband left in my car because I’m going on a four-hour drive. I have owned the car for three years.
- Guardians of the galaxy 3 in space New York
- When you stumble upon the next hot DeFi coin.
- Half of my order list tonight.
- Damn Mitchell...
- I found this stuck on my computer. My heart was warmed.
- We eatin good
- Marker madlad
- Should see the photos i took after the gym
- My FOH manager looked at my spec sheet and asked what a hashtag cake was... 😑
- Wholesome Prank
- Bitcoin is dipping only six months before it’s next halvening...
- 2meirl4meirl
- A note from my 10 year old stepsister, given after she heard me fighting with my mum (story in comments)
- Yesterday a woman came through our stand upset, we hooked her up with her drink on us. Today, we received this.
- This was typed by someone who makes my yearly salary four times over. Seriously?
- Rough night for Nathan
- Kid was desperately trying and failing to do it himself. Fellow passenger asked if he needed help. San Francisco today.
- When you ask for water one too many times
- Homer Sez #1
- I ordered food from a local restaurant, and for special instructions I jokingly said “make with love”. They sent free muffins and I feel the love!
Love letters from customers are always appreciated! Thank you to our anonymous admirer 😍📝💞 #Brunch #Toronto #February #LoveIsInTheAir - @figs.toronto on Instagram
- The cleaning person left this for me
- This sign that says “Don’t Not Use”
- Workout room home
- Priorities I guess?
- theyve been talking for an eternity
I am praying this reaches this young mans parents!!! Tonight as I was leaving football practice with my three kiddos my 4 year old was so tired he started crying and acting a fool as we were getting in the van. My 7 year old daughter started crying because I told her we were having red potatoes as a side for dinner and clearly she wasn’t a fan sooo I threw my hands up and said FORGET it - McDonald’s tonight !! We go through the drive through order food all three kids are now crying for one reason or the other I go to pay - I LEFT MY PURSE AT HOME. Welp now I wanted to cry. I look at the young man with tears in my eyes just from being stressed and annoyed and say “hun I am so sorry but I have to cancel that order I left my purse at home when we went to football tonight” WITHOUT HESITATION he takes out his wallet and swipes his card before I could even say “no I will be right back!” I was like wait no hun it’s ok I will come back through then he replies “no it’s totally fine, my pleasure”. I snapped a quick picture and asked his name to which he replied Wyatt Jones ma’am. I told him I would be right back with cash for him & he tried hard to talk me out of it. I just want his parents to know how KIND & COMPASSIONATE your son was tonight! He made this stressed out momma pause for a moment and realize this is exactly what we parents are trying to do, raise great humans. Well Wyatt sir, you are an amazing human!!! I went back and handed him cash and had to make him take it because he didn’t want to take more than he had paid but I wanted him to know that when you put good out in the world it comes back to you ten fold ! Wyatt, do not let this world change your kind heart young man for its people like YOU that will change this world for the better! [Edited to add that my husband and I created a GoFundMe for Wyatt as we found out he has been working to save up money to buy a car. If you felt moved to please click the link and show Wyatt a little kindness too!! (Be Like Wyatt Go Fund Me ) - @herviewfromhome on Instagram
- Love finding random notes in books
- HELLA A$$
- some1 really hit my moms car and left this message grrrr i am angry she is diabetic (repost from r/ampooperguy)
- This letter my dad found that I wrote to him a very long time ago
- Spotted in an empty loo roll aisle at local supermarket.
- blursed_suggestion
- To Protect And Double Park (my bike was there first)
- The phrase printed on this bag
- guys what is a malware?
- bro funny 😂😂😂
- Couple of fatties I caught today. First one was 3.12lbs.
- blursed_thankfulness
- Ring at work
- My fiancé packed my lunch this morning and included a note so I could log it 😭😭😭
- Picture I took at work and for whatever reason the drill looks photoshopped. It confuses me every time.
- Big Fish
- Kids are smart?
- I made the mistake of putting our buy and make list up in the kitchen.... made it one day and walked in to this. ONE DAY
- Tonight’s Canadian Heritage Moment.
- Proof flags can do good.
- Thank you public school system!
- We are all Pitbull now
- Over and over
- Altered Signs and Graffiti
- Verification
- My sister’s gender reveal “party”. Her doctor wrote the baby’s gender on a piece of paper. At the end of the day the whole family joined a video call where she unfolded the paper! That was it!
- Saw this on the central line. Any idea what its about? All I can find is that hes possibly a production process manager for TFL
- 70 plus year old coworker
- A sign at my work, after several instances of small pee puddles around the bowl
- mAke IT stOp SayiNg iCy ROAds whEn ITS cOLD oUt
- I bring my Switch for the last 10-15 minutes of work when everything is done (I dont get a real break in the first place) but my manager gets to play Candy Crush?
- Take my breath away
- Got a 3d pen for christmas
- The downside of a massive plant haul.... The pot-buying aftermath that drains the bank account even further.
- This one’s for you, Pablo
Sometimes child’s pose is just calling our name 😈 Can anyone else relate? #TeamAaptiv - @aaptiv on Instagram
- This feels really weird, but after a roasting, a toasting would be nice
- Every Chain Kitchen Everywhere Everyday.
- She definitely makes me smile
- Has anyone else worked a kitchen this small before? I mean it works but it’s a TWO man kitchen. There barely room to move up and down the line
- The previous guy that had my office had instructions on how to cut and paste.
- Can I get an upvote for all the FOH that helps put away dishes on a busy night.
- How my health teacher writes notes on the board
- I bartend on the side for fun, and had this super cute fella leave me this tonight 😄 of course i circled yes!
- My 9 year year old daughters sleepover bucket list.
- The wall of truth
- Somebody literally reposted this “meme” on my Facebook, I don’t know if I’m impressed or depressed...
- diy bracelets tutorial
- Where did they get this picture of me....?
- My groups Halfling Ranger is teaching my Goliath Barbarian who was imprisoned and fought for giants entertainment as a child to read
- The toilet door in a dive bar I’m at
- My last shift at my first job last night. Got pied 11 times. Thanks for the experience and thanks for giving me the girl. Some shit bosses, terrible employees, and overall stressful times, but some good times as well, and I’ll never forget this place.
- College
- Love the energy going on in this confirmation email my lady friend received for her olive oil purchase
- They say most restaurants fail before a year...we’re now part of the statistic....shit happens. This ain’t the first time or probably the last...time for another beer 🤘
- Technically Shocked
- Found this on a table at work... I feel man
- Didn’t even stop peeing to take the snap
- Thought my writing looked nice on my logs.
- I think Ive found the love of my life
- I wish I had teacher like him.
- Any buyers?
* Strangers ➡️ Brothers 💉 * I have the best family and friends in the world * graduated ✔️ #birdgang - @youngjoseph2134 on Instagram
- Post gym workout💦💪🏻
- One of my students had to write this to take home.
- Bad day at my internship. I feel like my supervisors are losing faith in me and that I won’t be able to work there when I graduate. I’ve consistently underperformed because of my of mental health issues :( I’m scared you guys! I just want to do well :(
- JOHNNY TESTICLE NOOOOOOOO
- This may be the best resume Ive ever received
- About 10 mins til I have “minor” heart surgery. Ive been told the risks and I’m feeling a little nervous. And yet I smile. Toast me!
- Because everyone does whatever they want on holidays anyway
- i was told to write a poem of what makes 100% me and i wrote the freaking composition of the human body
- This back time to machine 1970 goes
- Wife and I are going through a really tough time. Could use some love. Hell, I could use a slice and a cider
- Cutting board and vegetables
- So my campus had a suicide awareness and prevention day...
- My dream bike isnt a dream anymore!
- You dont say...
- Smores fries
- Almost collided with a bicyclist today. Got this note.
- The laundry room at my apartment complex.
- Nerd memes
- 10/10 on the diagram there Michelangelo
- Wife 9 months pregnant but weather is great...
- That is NOT a parking spot
- Omg found my diary from when I was 12 too!
- It was brought to my attention that someone stole the picture from my last post and was passing it off as theirs on their IG/FB with their own story. Heres proof. Go easy on me, Im still working off my Christmas snacks fueled body.
- Burn from 350F oil
- One of my tables “misheard” me when I asked, “Can I get you anything else?”
- I’m conflicted.
- [v]erification
- Your mom had one job
- An update from my last post. The doctors have done an incredible job. He has some movement but is likely to develop arthritis.
- How is your cholesterol?
- 411 Locals Indeed
- The Usual day for a FOH
- Full parking lot. Found fellow bike to park by. But I didnt want him upset so I wrote him a shitty poem
- You had one last job before closing the restaurant down permanently.
- Im bored and lonely... I spent myself cheering up people in reddit and making their day I need a chat buddy and some toasts for recharge..
- I am not sure what was happening during prep this valentines morning.
- 17 year old kid back, thanks for all the advice heres a pick of my second night
- Blursed Planning
- We’re still getting you guys clean water in your cities and towns!
- New knife day!
- This toast goes out to everyone doing something new in their lives. It might be scary at first, but it’s better to try something compared to wondering what could have been. Leave no regrets.i just moved to another state and I’m excited about a fresh start.
- blursed_English
- Roast my friend for his birthday!
- Had to put this up today after one of our servers no showed and the hostess had to fill in
- Finals are done and I needed some stress relief
- Amateur artist looking to get fucked (metaphorically)
- It’s getting annoying now
- College professor advice
- When the kitchens reopen to full operation.
- Customer left a nice note
- Leaving romantic notes to the prep cooks for the morning
- Blursed_visitor
- 18M, adopted and never knew my mother, was working for Chick Fil A but now working full time at Walmart while also going to online school and playing dnd with my friends
- pretty satisfying grocery list (mostly for my birthday party, i swear I eat more than junk😂)
- I’ll just have a quick shower and a bad neck.
- I’m not surprised people find English confusing. Especially when nouns change words as plurals.
- One of those days
- 24yo single Arab Canadian male who can’t stay in a long term relationship. MMA fighter wannabe. I don’t get knocked out!
- I was scared to check the scale but I’m glad I did! 32lbs down!
- Have to push hard on escalator
- My Friend’s Current 5 Year Plan
- Wiring up the van tonight. Does this wiring diagram look good enough?
- Had a rough couple of weeks 4 trips to the ER in the last 10 days for my back injury I sustained in Iraq. Out of work for quite a while. Feeling really down and out because I can’t work and kids Christmas won’t be as good this year. I could use some encouragement.
- My friend lost a fight with a lawn mower
- How about some love for my boy Richard? Our kitchen assistant does a kickass job sharpening my knives!
- We get married in the mountains in a couple hours! Cant wait to spend forever with this woman!! ❤️
- Merry Christmas to those of us who didn’t *quite* finish all the gift projects 👍🏻
- I work as a cook in a retirement home. My mom made us these great masks to wear in the kitchen!
- First post! Sending positive vibes out to everyone! You are valid,amazing and awesome 💚
- (UPDATE) Burns from 350F Oil
- Thong flash at work
- Hun/brobot tries to advertise in classroom. Teacher takes a stand.
- Sunday fuckday
- One roast go
- A few months ago I shared with you guys about my first solo flight and getting my wings! Today I completed my check ride and received my private license and stripes! I see it as only fitting to share this mile stone with you guys as well! (Original post of my first solo is in comment section!)
- Excuse my filthy feet... Horse stamped on my foot at work today. The big toenail is ripped clean out, just kept it on for protection. Second and third toenails are half out. Off to see a specialist tomorrow, I’ll update as I go!
- I work with children with special needs. This elementary-aged student with ASD likes to watch the opening credits of movies and write all the information down for fun. He did this from memory after watching the movie Chicken Run for the first time this morning.
- 22 year old spoiled kid who has way too much confidence
- Insecure Indian girl who works in a lab. Second roast me post, bored at work, roast me?
- Invaluable Information pt 2 Its Gotten Out of Hand
- Accidental self inflicted stab wound. In a massive stroke of luck, it missed all the nerves and tendons. Came so close to the artery the multitool shook with my heartbeat.
- Quarantined floor at my college
- I am a mcjrotc cadet
- Varicose veins removed from left lower extremity
- My brother crashed his motorcycle shattered his arm two more surgeries to go.
- My valentines this year!
- Excuse me HOW many orders of onions did you want on your pizza!?!?
- ya knock me off of my feet
- Another head to jury. Had my head slammed into a marble countertop while I was eating
- Table saw injury
- Watch your fingers y’all. This is the third time I’ve ever cut myself while cooking. Shortened my thumb.
- 30yo firefighter halfway they a 24hr shift. So much going on in my life right now and no one I can even tell about it
- My crush injury from a wine cellar floor hatch. 2 fractures and plastic surgery was required to straighten and reattach part of the ring finger.
- Was asked to make a varification post (OC)
- It’s that time again. In the last year, I’ve been hospitalized 7 times, has my heart electrocuted 5 times, been denied disability, racked up a ton of debt and yet, I smile. I’m going to be getting another heart surgery in about 30 mins. Toast me to keep my wife and son calm while I’m under.
- Mid-Foot Amputation For Diabetic Gangrene
- Happy Monday 😈
- America
- First day back in the office
- 35M, wife left after years of infidelity, im stuck looking after our 8 kids, while trying to work from home, Moved to Los Angeles 5 years ago, ALL my friends are 10,000 miles away so I have zero adults to talk to face to face. My health is failing hard.
- This guy wants it
- M/21, I’m insanely anxious. Tomorrow I’m reporting a manager at my workplace for threatening to slap me in the face back in February. I’m nervous about the possible results and what comes after. She’s been nothing but sadistic and cruel to me and many others since. Could really use some reassurance.
- M/21 I couldn’t even fake a smile. Today has been so incredibly tough. I’ve not been able to feel happy. I feel like I’m waiting to explode emotionally. Could use some kind words.
- I’m less mad today, but this is 1/2 the list of things to do I walked into yesterday morning.
- M/21. Feeling insanely down at the moment. Despite today being one of my best in years, I still feel incredibly down. I could use some kind words.
- Finish the sentence
- PsBattle: Brooklyn Resident Physician
- How do we feel about the moustache? Yes or no?
- Please roast me
- 22, married, and 5 7’. Make me cry.
- My dad cut a solid half off his finger using a table saw.
- 44 years old, twice divorced & 3 years sober. Come at me, punks!
