- Time passes so fast
- Ill wait...
- Well now I want to change my number.
- Helpful karen
- Every once in a while...
- Thats the spirit
- [HUMOR] Thanks mom
- If you know, you know
- You miss 100% of the shots you dont take
- We all need a Jake in our lives.
- This obnoxiously large barcode.
- Mad signer
- A meme dedicated to my childhood
- This small cut on my finger looks like a ✔️
- Where can I exchange (insert commonly used word for Reddit account valuation currency wich will get the post deleted if I say it) for food and shelter ?
- My throat felt sore. Thought I’d check my side with big crypts. This all came out of one pocket. Wish I got a video.
- Is it there yet?
- Relationship Quotes
- Is this true?
- Soda sweats
- Bruh
- Literal Crappy Design--this toilet paper is ridiculously thin
- Fucking delicious
- And then you crouch down in your chair and hope they don’t see you
- The janitor at my job found a compromise.
- uh
- 2meirl4meirl
- Look how great this drainage works.
- My break room kitchen counters shadow looks like a mid-sized city skyline
- me irl
- School is fun
- This turnstile in Romania.
- KFC Korea Taco Fry. Actual picture in comments.
- Year old spicy Hakka noodles
- Enjoy
- Like, seriously?
- And they wonder...
- smosh is 15 years old
- Cat sentenced
- An interesting title
Tbh I’m never not thinking about her - @brittymigs on Instagram
- Finally figured out how to open with someone who doesn’t have a bio.
- Cheesy Jack Beef Tamale and Egg Breakfast Sandwich on Sourdough
- 2 Chicken Balls for 59 rubles??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Serious gourmet shit
- Unraveling my nerves
- “Uncle, why are you smiling...”
- From A FB Meme Page I Follow
- Do I even have to say why?
- HAHA Pencil go brrr
- Cut a wedge of watermelon and out popped an almost perfect heart.
- Jeez which one do I pick
- I have Raynaud’s syndrome. This is what happens to my hand when it’s cold outside.
Grocery haul for this week! I have been slacking on these because I have gotten out of routine of shopping the same day. I have also been getting @butcher_box meat delivered each month so that takes one less thing for me to think about at the store! The link is in my bio if you want to check them out, I can’t say enough about them. This is also cut my grocery bill (at the store) down so I am spending about $40 on produce each week. What do you do each week to make grocery shopping easier on yourself? #groceryhaul #whole30 #butcherboxpartner #affiliate #sportsfarmersmarket #freshproduce #whole30onadime #whole30onabudget #whole30mama #paleoliving #paleoonabudget - @live.whole.heartedly on Instagram
- My pantry a FREAK
- When someone leaves the toilet paper like this
- Mean while
- Trust me this works
- This is what a McDonalds without seats looks like
- These kitchen rolls that came merged as one
- Salt Free seasoning
- @periperichickenbites on Instagram
- me_irl
- This black wet floor sign.
- Never could catch it...
- It wasnt me I swear!
🥰🥰🥰 - @ben.and.company on Instagram
- What now?
- Sorry, I like self-induction
- Mosquito bites on your hand like this
- Country
- CONCEPT 3
- highdration is important
- Every Strike Thrown in Costa/Romero was Officially a Significant Strike
- Rhetorical question
- Nutt Moment
- It do be like dat
- Ah, Memories
- Trying hard to focus
- Been struggling with handstands. Finally did a one hander (supported).
- Me_irl
- DoorDash doesn’t show their fees on the receipt
- You are doing that too much.
- You mean you dont open the whole roll at once??
- Or you could just t pose, thats fine too
- Meirl
- Made with foam bullets
- Subtle, but cant be unseen
- we‘re out of bricks boss
- Let the car fill up and when I checked back after I heard the click it was 40.00 on the dot not prepaid
- LPT: use large wire nuts to seal the open nozzles of caulk cylinders.
- 10 pounds, boy!
- Accidentally opened a resealable bag of Candy by ripping it under the seal
- To be fair that is a lot for me
- Funny I did the same thing last night.
i think im kinda in love with lev😽😽😽 - @4nime.post on Instagram
- My job is prepared for the epidemic.
- hey siri: how do i make a good tittle
- Facts
- 12 hour shift lunch prep, 1096 cal, 79g protein
- Im scared
- This carton of Beef Stock got an extra cap put on it
- Howdy Sirs
- Found at a museum
- What is the purpose of these sliders?
- I go to check my pms and see this
- Forbidden fruit juice
- That’s so relatable...
- This tile is a different color.
- My coworkers refuse to change the roll. The dispenser looks like this almost daily.
- View from the back porch of my homestead!
- This small park near my house
- Imagine breaking a bone from only the 12th story, weak boned fools
- Why dont people eat when they starve😤
- Invest in tutorials
- How is this weight fluctuation possible. Feeling so frustrated with weighing 131.8 yesterday and 134.6 this morning. I just dont understand and feeling extremely discouraged.
- Found the Riddler’s trash can
- Vegan Costco
- 2meirl4meirl
- Why would someone do that?
The answer is clear: participate in our Trivia Crack tournament tomorrow! - @shhsentertain on Instagram
- Here is Fabuloso a delicious looking cleaning solution, being sold in Walmart, next to fruit drinks.
- This elevator only goes... sideways?
- Just gonna waste some of your time sir
- 7 Smooth up to days
- What the hell is their problem? Do they want me to die?!
- Id be small but at the same time higher than anyone else
- Food porn
- When they leave just enough to cover the roll
- double homework because covid
- Why?? Bathroom door in my local restaurant
- Walmart 50c - $1 seeds. Just so y’all know.
- Forever fat
- The most ambitious crossover
- Wacky Wednesday
- Im no professional, but something tells me Yeah, dont worry was thrown around a good bit.
- When the last part of the toilet roll is wound up so tight that when you pull just one piece comes off
- Too true
- Coach Quotes
- I laughed out loud
- Social distancing at food courts.
- Because you peasants keep complaining I don’t post before I sell out, jump in. $CMI
- Whomever did this is truly sadistic
- Now we need Margemander and Bartle!
- Forbidden Soda Fountain
- New sorters help me out.
- The way my coworker replaced the toilet paper
- Women Humor and Quotes
- Taco supreme flavored sunflower seeds
- At the end of a working day in a steel fabrication shop. Sometimes the dirt seems to be attracted to my veins.
- The stools on the inside have legs of different lengths
- but then you add Fucker to save it
- Bro you are lucky Im on my phone
- These Kellogg’s noodles in Egypt
- Just change the thing
Duh, right? - @flaminhotcheetos on Instagram
Aprovechen los precios de locura! Hacemos delivery en Talca! . . 1.500 CLP 1 pack de 1.1 kgs A partir de 10 packs en 1.400 CLP - @la_harinapan on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- I love my grandparents
- me irl
- #AlohaHawaii #CandyLove #StrawberryCake
- Sometimes less is more
- It be like that sometimes
- Made a lovely salad with yesterday’s harvest. We’ve worked hard and loved our garden endlessly and it didn’t disappoint.
- Strawberries are bae
- Hungry at work, open up a snack. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
- No G Fuel in Europe :(
- The provided straw doesnt match
- We have all done this at Homebase I bet my life on it
- Flat Belly
- Everyday health and fitness
- These are new, not sure about that.
- Counterbalance is cool.
- Lets all hate on studies
- it’s right there...
- Anna’s Juice Plus shop
- Chicago Classic in France - thanks McD!
- This toilet roll has a mini toilet roll instead of a cardboard tube inside
- The Worst Part About Growing Up...
- 430 cal chicken burrito bowls for meal prep this week!
- Present-day office pizza party. Each of us sat at a separate table.
- Living up to the stereotype: the Tea selection in a small British supermarket.
- {Japanese Kit Kat}
- I just discovered that the caps are interchangeable on toothpaste tubes...this is a real game changer
- UK section in my now local supermarket (Sydney, Australia). Immediately stocked up on PG Tips, Marmite and Angel Delight of course.
- Found a perfect use the 200mm tire that came on my GSXR600 wheel.
- Can’t sleep without it
- It’s about damn time the English muffin package is resealable!
i tried 15 different goldfish crackers, turns out they kinda suck ass, you can watch me try them here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiQcMFSoGFs - @prozd on Instagram
- Dear L - thanks so much for not putting your house number in your Uber profile. I could not find your address. I rang you 4 times. UberEats rang you for 7 minutes straight. Now I get to eat your food, and get paid for it too. - Yours, UberEats driver.
- The handles on this door
- Im moving and I have 1 ply toilet paper
- Taste good tho
- I just wanted to eat something sweet. Was forced to close the tear with tape before anymore damage was done.
- Just imagine
- my toilet paper because of the corona virus shortages right now.
- My local Burger King took the Have it your way concept to the next level
- Walking around the mall, now I’m internally screaming.
- This crustless loaf of bread.
- Yes Knorr, salted egg powder is best used in salted egg dishes. Thanks.
- A two fortune, fortune cookie.
- Cool Ranch Doritos in Aruba are called Cool American
- Thanks mum...
- The paper towels aren’t perfect squares
- Maybe just make the gummies twice as big?
- This phosphate free trisodium phosphate (TSP)
- God damnit.
- Blursed plastic bottles
- [Misc] Kit Kat score in Tokyo
- I found an old receipt that says 12 13 14 and 15 in a row.
- I do this too much
- Need to unsubscribe from these
- My girlfriend moved in yesterday..
- Just your average quiet man who lives a a normal life’s fridge
- The tiles on the mall floor are misplaced
- Both the recycling and trash holes go into the same bin
- Mildly interesting or mildly ironic?
- 1/2 ply
- Really???
- Ever since we came back from spring break, someones been pulling the toilet paper rolls out of the dispenser and leaving them on the ground
- Starting a new roll of cheap toilet paper at work...
- Opening a new roll of cheap paper towels
- I eat ass
- Any tips for a level 0 gardener with a sandpit in Rain season Vietnam.
- Ive always wanted to be that house on Halloween.
- Literally works with everything
- 1-ply TP at my friends house 😒
- Since coming to accept my sexuality Ive learned to love myself and try to be better. I cant say Im anywhere near great shape, but my progress has me feeling confident. Wanting to look good for someone is great motivation.
- Every single time
- I never noticed that The Answer book could have meme material
- Blursed_missing dad
- Strawberries in containers
- The way my mom rips out toilet paper
- Started feeling really sick during my fast last night and had to break it a bit early, but I’m getting myself back on track. Going for a 24 hour fast again this week and then a 48 next week. Finally starting to see some fat loss in my waist!
- I’m paying $14,000/yr for this.
- These parking lines and parking breakers arent aligned properly
- I pay TouchTunes to play shitty music at local restaurants.
- In my classroom
- When you line up all the packets to tear rhem open all at once, but the dunce at the sour cream factory misaligned the Tear Here notch on one.
- If my calculations are correct, shouldn’t 7 day be 14 points?
- 1209 Cal - nearly vegetarian day
- It pretty be like that.
- A strawberries and cream fizzy milk drink.
- Me working from home with Comcast.
- Nothing like a fresh paper towel out of the trash...
- I’m not sure if this goes here or onejob
- Who needs a handicap ramp anyway?
- So well done sign that one doesnt have any excuses
- [HUMOR] Well this is awkward....
- When this happens.
- Why is my boyfriend doing this? And why cant he just keep the roll next to the toilet. He always moves them to the counter
- Doppelt hält besser
- Some nice toilet paper from Barnes and Noble
- What do I do, now?
- No way!
- I just found a bone in my McDonalds chicken nugget (napkin for scale)
- The temperature my cooler at work is set at.
- Pretty much that
- My local Kroger has had an ice chest in the lobby giving out free water for the past week. The funny thing is everyone just walks by the sign without reading it.
- A men’s bathroom stall at this Disney hotel still has ashtrays incorporated in the toilet paper dispensers
- cursed_cone
- Did I find the right subreddit?
- Cheap ass toiler paper 🤢
- Nestle toll house bag, me, mixed media, 2019
- My KMs jumped over 80km in the past few hours.. has this happened to anyone else?
- This burger restaurant in South Korea.
- Doesn’t matter if you’re a veteran or active duty. Somethings never change.
- This hall
- Restaurant Supply Stores Are Your Friend.
- This manufacturer of these wood shims is proud that all of them function.
- Someone pinch me I must be dreaming!
- I think they dont understand the way this is supposed to work.
- What the hell is going on here!? Just finished at my neighborhood park.
- Hand drawn to hide the fact that its a shitpost
- [I Ate] Potstickers stuffed with braised beef short ribs and bone marrow from Duck Duck Goat Chicago.
- Cheekin
- How can you walk an entire store but you cant walk around the back of a cart hut to put them away?
- Walgreens in Chinatown, San Francisco has all the instant coffee locked behind plastic.
- Fragile stickers on the outside, “eh, whatever” on the inside
- I just wanted to eat some dumplings
- I got a completely different can of Ginger Ale in my 12-pack from Kroger.
- Lunch chicken and vegetable and soup
- These 2 same flavored beverages are different colors
- Cold Stone cereal.
- Exciting step on our homestead farm. Poured out slab for a timber frame pavilion I’m building.
- Why does toilet paper like this even exist?
- Bought $77.77 on pump 7 completely accidentally.
- This Paper Towel Dispenser
- Snickers Study, Prismacolor pencils, 8x11
- I pass this monstrosity every morning at school
- We’re setting up our high school gym as a temporary hospital.
- Just found this at my local asian marketing! I love snacks that come individually packaged! Plus...60 calories per packet!!! Woo-hoo (theres only about 7 sticks in each pack...but the satisfaction of finishing a bag of snacks...lol)
- Tfw the other lifeguard doesn’t show up so you have a full shift alone during a heatwave
- M/5’11”/SW:260/GW:?????
- This McDonalds has a slanted padded cushion for customers to lean on while they wait for their take out order
- The faster, stronger wiper-upper...
- And then I’m the bad guy for opening it further.
- Forbidden pickled ginger
- A bit too early for this on a weekend. Bishan Block 112 basketball court. We encourage you to throw your garbage in the bins, theres one in every corner.
- The new recycle bins in the office reminds me to the Daleks
