I Wont Pay For That Profile Pics

- It makes it easier I suppose 🤷🏻‍♀️

- Call me?

- The red S is hard to see, so it looks like hoes

- Someone is upset...

- You’re. Not. Starting. A. Business.

- 2meirl4meirl

- sky-high LOAN WTF

- ¿Qué tan descarado es tu presidente municipal?

- Came across this gem in a pregnancy group on Facebook.

- The common thread? He protects ONLY what he sees as his own.

- That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

- Blursed motivation

- According to the TDEE my BMR should be 1,582 calories per day. I got it tested the other day and it’s actually 1,414 calories per day. Obviously I need to increase it but let this be a lesson that if you’re planning on CICO make sure you have the correct data!

- More like the White Knight, amirite?

- Oh.

- Madlad reviews Travelodge

- You damn prisoners! How dare one of you die just because we took her heart!

- Why

- dora memes

- This ATM will randomly give out $50 apparently

- This research study

- Yahoo wants to charge $4.99 per month for technical support for their services.

- Hotels.com, one night listed at $80, actually $215 when you’re about to book

- Seems fair

- Hey, can you pass me the hydroweaslic acid?

- Blursed 🍍 stop sign.

- Palm face

- One sale I’d definitely avoid

- @elmontenews on Instagram

- You won free stuff! Now pay $10 to redeem your FREE stuff!

- A kid flashbanged me (his teammate) after TK’ing me. He texted me this and I said “fuk off” I get a two day chat ban and he, along with all the other Xbox cursers, get away scot free.

- Reminder that on rare occasions a gamer will rise above the rest and do something good and meaningful

- My teen was arrested while trying to prank the school

- This restaurant has unimpressive drink specials

- DMV lines can be long.....

Support Your Friends & Favorite Music 🎶 - @capitalstructureent on Instagram

- Blursed ambulance

- POKHARA, LAKESIDE - Mahaseer cafe

- If you don’t let us spam your email, we will insult you by insinuating you are an entitled know-it-all.

- Typing and speling is my biggest strength

- This is the bloke that threatened to cut the hours of his Maori workers after the Hamilton statue was removed. He’s cracked the shits.

- Now they want to TEXT PEOPLE??? As if Facebook wasnt bad enough!

- “we’re pro-life but we’ll kill ya”

- Logic

- Every single fucking time with any mobile game from Voodoo.

- good PR move supercell, keep it up, proud of u. this will reduce community anger

- Expensive kill

- Parents...

- All the kids are suffering from FONGAJRTOM

- Donate! Hopefully it’ll kill someone!

- I wish

- DAE SCHOOL BORING?!?

- This sign.

- Jets are grounded in Las Vegas

- Start 2018 right!

- Pushing your political agenda in a post about your brother’s drug overdose

- Local crematory I do work for gifted me with the task of fixing up their planters out front ☺️

- Season 24 episode 13? What?

- Time to kill my Sim then..

- Paul Ryan gets destroyed

- Its a slide

- Blursed_Purchase

- Give a dog away cause it’s aging, wants a brand new puppy for Christmas

- Mercury glass lamp

- I love Chineses Massage! (Sign in the main entrance to my office building)

- It helps me be a better daughter and friend!

- On Wednesdays, my local bar prices your pizza whatever hour it is (7pm-midnight)

- Nearly New.

- While more than half South Sudans population is threatened with starvation.....

- I have to pay money for 9/11

- Yea where is your plane karen?

- Advertising Fails

- Career opportunity

- Five star reviews that are just questions from people who have never tried the product

- This deli will make America great again

- X/p from funny. Dont roll and drive.

- Thanks 5 Guys

- This discount

- Thats odd my front tires seem as if they were shot out 🤷‍♂️

- If you need the password to an old Yahoo email and can’t recover it online, the only way to recover it is to pay them to have access to customer support

- Parking Calculus

- [request] I think their math is off, what would it actually be as a relative value and as a percentage of net worth.

- Absolute classic - Battersea car boot sale website

- That’s gonna be a “no” from me, dawg

Another peek inside our inbox Fuckers, sigh, you guys stay busy! #subjectlinesunday #guyswefucked - @sorryaboutlastnight on Instagram

- At All Times...*

- Yay capitalism

- ugh. my friend has struggled with cancer and other health problems, and I am sure shes been suckered into this with the promise of making money and paying off her medical bills. I hate MLMs

- “Work 2 jobs”

- Thats a music video..

- Posted by a great sage

- Im lost in Funky Town, send help

- Blursed_trump

- It’s like a bell schedule...

- Were no Hand hugs Open Masks shakes very to the truth allowed ok ok

- Thanks Cuomo, Very Cool!

- Maybe there should be school if thats how youre spelling it

- Well done to the guard

- Blursed Graduation

- People like this

- blursed_rule

- She also constantly complains about her weight and asks people to send her money for food

- Ah, good ol Facebook memes and typical American entitlement

- Shaw a friend poshted thish on Fashebook.

- Speed traps suck

- Horse humour

- Another day in Maine...

- That time Paul Ryan got murdered over taxes

- casandra can we PLEASe get the sun back at somepoint..

- These vegetables I bought each happened to be the right weight and the right cost to add up to exactly $5.00

- Reviews like this for a 2,000 pound winch, had 500+ reviews and about half of them where 5 stars that had never used the thing.

Give Keith a chance @nytcooking (Roberta’s Pizza Dough) Thanks @gleebz593 ! - @nytimescookingcomments on Instagram

- Steelseries meming on Apple

- The strange cost of water

- Republicans don’t care about lives

🙌🏼❤️ - @untamedego on Instagram

- This shit and the people who believe it. (That’s a UK selling page)

- Blursed_disinfectant

- Vulture, Plain and Simple

- Hey boys look at this great hous-

- I guess the only way is up!

- Perfect Food -

- Saw this in a pub in Scotland.

- This company fills your tank up while you work

- Looks like we survived and I’m still spending most of my days redditing

- Australian bank gets record breaking fine after thousands of counts of negligence regarding laundering and trafficking following Royal Commission into banking

- I think the fuck not

- Fortnite supply drop rework

- All i have to do is enter! And to do that i need to send them money!

- Must be a Karen

- This sign at my local dog park.

- When you do your job to well

- This cab in Chicago charges a pretty steep price to clean up vomit.

- Got a random Facebook friend request. Did a little scrolling and quickly found out why...

- Why cant federal workers just suck dick for money?

- The Fees & Taxes are more than the rental.

- Wife gets a high five

- Blursed butcher

- The Suday Special at this Mexican restaurant

- Local bike shop had protestors because the owner is the mayor. So he made lemonade out of lemons!

Cant miss time trials... - @dragzine on Instagram

- JUST IN: Voting hours extended till 10pm: ELD

#edison #energyefficient #bethechange #induction #cooking - @7leavescafesj on Instagram

- I stole this picture for karma

- What is a group lesbian?

- The Illusionist nfp.

- Buy this cheap! Can’t buy. The cost can not exceed $105 and it’s base price is $198.

- A solid fuck you from voodoo

- Its cheaper to buy 2 six packs than 1 twelve pack. (Currency converted to dollars for convenience.)

- We have a mission

- me irl

- Somebodys upset about the cost of a years lease...

Couldn’t be any worse then how it’s being run now. Bring them on... VOTE! - @fasciadoc on Instagram

- Thats not how it works...sigh

- This honest sign.

- There are no words

- A what store?

- Farm Shops and Stalls / Cafes and Tearooms

Do you think they’re worth that price? 😳 (@korruptmag) - 📸: @cnn - @korruptmag on Instagram

- Town plays gleefully with matches, shocked to get burned.

- 2.99$

- Twat

- Target is very serious about this woopsie poopsie

- Blursed_strawberry_farmer

- This is what 1.5m gets you in the Bay area, California

- This furniture website which doesnt allow to see the sale without entering an email address

Join us on Saturday from 10-5! - @harrisonbrothershardware on Instagram

- She’s interested in felons with no jobs 😭 on tinder

- 70s Grease Party

- 6 Million Dollars!

- This is literally what’s happening..

- When I saw this, I realized just how much we’ve been taken advantage of

- We couldn’t fly at the drone park today because Trump’s visiting mar-a-lago

- Blursed_violation

- Vivacious is doing a daily livestream show, entitled “Quarantina Dancerina”. Can confirm that Ornacia is a regular attendee. Every day at 3pm EST, on IG Live!

- This signs words are upside down, but read from left to right and top to bottom.

- People really do no research do they?

- AINT NOBODY SMOKING DOPE BITCH

- Well, I suppose a late response is better than no response.

- Only in Arkansas...Please be unintentional.

- Revisiting the Sims 1 and this game just understands me like no one else ever could

- Needing advice on firewood for indoor stove. NE Kansas, is $260 reasonable for a chord, is mix ok?

- cursed_school

- DRIVE THE AUTO

- Hate to break it to you, but it is theft.

- Guy gets so heated about the PC Im selling online. Dont be like this guy.

- Anything to attack the libs, even if it makes no sense

- It doesn’t even say it’s anonymous

- Seen in RI lol

- Infant movie tickets cost more than child and senior

- Can I leave my kids alone or not?

- Oldie but goodie

- 40% off swines!

- I don’t encourage hooking up during a global pandemic but please check out UGA’s guidelines for sex to avoid covid 😂😂

- A sign that a colleague spotted at a massage place.

- Finally, they understand!

- Merry Christmas Facebook pals, would you like to send me 5-$1000?

- Yep

- This gas station is providing free gas to the medical personnel.

- OK sir whatever you say...

- Place an interactive Arcade Machine in the Neo Tilted Durr Burger that lets players enjoy the minigame at any time.

- Change.org makes you share 4 time even when you say you don’t want to. Oh, and you can’t see the opt out under you scroll down on mobile

- Egging the firefighters

- Tonight’s plan

- Well thats a shame

- Had to read this again

- My neighbour just had this made

- eat your veggies!

- Blursed review

- The fact that certain people some how beleive the Earth is flat and want to spread their ignorance.

- Perfect banana bread

- The hours on this tattoo shop

- Standards are 🔑

- Blursed sign

- That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works

Reviews keep coming!! Thank y’all for allowing us to show y’all a piece of Texas! - @raisedsouthernbbqco on Instagram

- I don’t like needles. This is the code CVS gave me for my flu shot appointment

- We all need to hope Harvey Weinstein doesnt produce 2020.

- I don’t even know what to say to this

- $175 for a working steam dryer. Didnt buy it, but I cant figure out why its even here.

- me💪irl

- Went super detail on a Railroad crossing today

- It’s the only money I have right now, why not.

- This public ordinance sign has a translation for dogs

- Asda didnt understand the concept of being open 24hrs 7 days a week

- Blursed Crash

- Local FD

Amen !!!! - @officialcodyohl on Instagram

- Texting while driving, are we?

- Halo players are the best kind of people

- This poorly placed ad

- This is blowing up on FB. I know this isnt an MLM per se, but my sister-in-law is drinking the kool-aid and blowing up her FB page with this garbage. Further research shows all the comments are Huns that are buying into this scheme as well. Ethereum...

- Master beam by modi ji. #parody

- Stay a Classy Mesa Arizona

- This is in addition to the pictures of cash she posts after offering pills for sale on Facebook

- Please just Shutup

- People trying to take other people’s’ attention off the serious coronavirus pandemic by making up untrue “radiation”

- Someone shared this the other day and I just tried it today with devils food cake and a diet Coke can, holy moly was it good!

- Blursed_bread

- Slacks hoagies in fairless hills with a helping hand

- Pretty easy to tell

- This Sign Promoting a Clearance Sale on Old Food at a Chinese Buffet

- Oh God, what is it really?

You know what tha fuck going on 🤣🤣😭 - @daddyjimmy on Instagram

- This news website puts an ad every 1-2 sentences

- Yeah and Im sure shes worth it

- so true, what trump hasnt realized yet is that he is killing his supporters. You no-maskers keep it up.

- The age-old story of “figuring out how to pay for a work conference”

- [Request] How big would this mug need to be?

- My home citys carnival has some interesting rules.

- Srry not srry #science

- Im crying

- The United States drops the Fat Man on Nagasaki to end World War II, 1945 (Colorized)

- What a steal!

- Uhhhhh

- What an odd time to close...

- German hyperinflation (1919-1927)

- Guy I used to go to school with. Big oof.

- Remember to always check your brakes

- People are buying these fake disability cards that say they aren’t required to wear a mask due to a ‘disability’ they have which they conveniently aren’t required to disclose

- A petition to change the word no to yesnt (link in comments)

- Church signs in 2018

Wondering how many people are willing to give up $5,000 of their $60,000 a year so Biden can fund abortions for illegal immigrants. Fuck that!! - @joedonnellyfit on Instagram

Coronavirus isn’t stopping Wooster Street!!! ⠀ ⠀ We’re having fun here at Abate’s, all of course while social distancing and following all guidelines and protocols implemented by the CDC and Governor! ⠀ ⠀ Come visit us! Open for take out, delivery, and reduced capacity inside and outside! ⠀ ⠀ Thanks for the shoutout @newhavenregister - @abatesofwoosterst on Instagram

- I think my mom is a Karen. She’s the comment. And she thinks she’s a social warrior for doing this. Every time I go to the store with her, I can’t stay with her because it’s just too exhausting. And now she’s telling my three year old it’s okay to go against rules.

- The cost of data in my Country.

- The Dimensions of this Banner

- That’s too many hashtags.

- Someone has to turn the economy around, why not me.

- Fussy Dry Cleaners

- This piece of trash trying scam people by selling “essential road passes” (that don’t exist) while my state is on lockdown due to COVID-19

- I never signed up for anything, and the unsubscribe function doesnt even work!

- Abusing the amber alert system to influence police to find your stolen car quicker. Wow.

- Pay walling Covid news is a new low

- This type of nonsense needs to stop. Money spent on an education? Scam, no benefit just debt! Money spent on joining hun’s MLM company’s downline? No scam, benefits galore and making $500/DAY is possible, but definitely not a real scam like graduating HS...

- blursed humanitarian assistance

- Canadas Bible belt

- This is England

- Open 8 days a week! But only the ones that fall between Monday and Friday.

- @dane_close on Instagram

- Not to brag, but looks like I’m so autistic that people are writing articles about my exploits

- This sign in my friends hometown

- Fully Professional Football team advertise for Volunteer positions, less then a month after firing paid staff member.

- Blursed Elsa

- Exit sign fonts turn appreciative farewell into a snarky send-off

- $100 in free tacos with home purchase.

- The highest bill any of my Sims has ever received! Luckily she has 5 vaults full of Simoleons!

- They offer FREE calendar then when you open it, it asks for money for the calendar

- This guys work truck has a lot going on.

- jfc there’s another Dunkin *100 yards away* from the one that burned down?? Capitalism is a disease 🤧

- They updated the board😍

- This sign asking patrons to wear masks

- Come on now

- Its a great life living in a town whose local hoodlums vandalize a sign, but are polite enough to leave the extra letters behind.

- Man gets shot while walking his dog

- Just wow. Purple is EVERYONES color

- Wife saw this sign outside our local pub. I think shes booked me a place!

- The things we value the most are priced the highest

- An easy way to resist!

- Drinving lessons anyone?