- Vent violent
- Commute to work
- Arrested immigrants
- man, the nostalgia
- Useless Info: Meltans dot turns into an X when it faints
- It do be spittin facts
- So I guess you need to risk a $100 fine to use the only tire pump at this gas station.
- feast
- If it aint broke...
- death wish
- Huy Lazada chill ka lang
- moew
- Google doesnt give a fuck about Bixby :-)
- Time to bring back French revolution
- the end is near
I dont know about you all but my cat is such a goofy little guy, does your cat bring you surprises? What is the best (or worst) one youve found? #cat #catsofinstagram #catstagram - @hoover on Instagram
- Crazy shit goes down on Amazon too
- Best Buy cancelling my orders without actually telling me why
- Global warming
- Blursed WiFi
- So much cringe.
- (Pt 3) He genuinely doesn’t see a problem with what he said. Btw he’s currently blocked
- Hahah short
- My grandma tried to talk to me about my dads competition, but a more pressing matter arose. (Gracie is her yappy dog)
- I regret being born
- Black Plague more like black gay.
- Set phones to “bubbling brain cells”
- Anime
- That’s too many hashtags.
- Im not a crazed standuser trust me.
- Swat Sticker (REPOST THE ORIGINAL IMAGE GOT DELETED)
- This is perfectly fine
- PSA: Hoax going around about NS Mob Briefing. Remember to always call and check first, and detect some suspicious signs of fraudulent activity.
- Will he be able to return his broken item before the 30 day return policy expires, stay tuned...
- The magic words when asking a friend/family member to do work for you.
- i can only pee in walmart
- Some texts from my grandfather (who had custody of me at the time) on the day that he threatened to throw me into foster care because I refused to go with him after he screamed at my mother
- he do be kinda solid tho
- She seems nice
- Not illegal. Totally safe.
- boutta head out
- Found a wild one on Facebook
- “In Japan lots of the food looked like what most Americans would call garbage.”
- This box of laundry powder is advocating equal distribution of laundry duties
- We know you opted put, but if youd like to stay opted out, go out of your way to follow these steps
- mm tasty
- Aquaman on tinder
- Cash discount per gallon is four tenths of a cent.
- Finally, they understand!
- NOW
- What is wrong with the dang fandom
- You think she’ll respond?
- Found this on Facebook this morning
- Time to do more
- Allahu Snack Bar
- User gave workout app a 1-star review because of the race of its creators [xpost /r/murderedbywords]
- Thanos eye
- Called out an MLM spam post on the local buy and sell, Hun proceeds to PM me and contact “the legal department”.
- Roses are red, children are nappin’...
- Lizzy_winkle, a Roblox creator and a friend I met on roblox back in 2016. She made a lot of models and helped a bunch of Roblox games, recently she passed away due to Leukemia. She had always been the most positive person, they most joyful and creative player I know on Roblox. Goodbye Lizzy
- oh no
- Still waiting
- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor
- Facts
- My parents cat gives no bothers
- obama
- Trying to discipline the seller then ends up blaming his typing conditions
- I really just want to know where that lobster is..
- Candy for free?
- multilingual tears
- This is what happens when us DMs don’t put in Dragons, bards find a substitute. Take notes everyone
- My boyfriend’s gas details were so close to being perfect.
- My friend posted this in our disc
- A married mutual friend got this on Facebook. Cant even come up with a creative intro and get mad when they dont get a laugh.
- Per Cathy: PK is working on 2nd batch of V2 Breds. Heel tab was already fixed. Maybe theyre fixing box and inside tag?
- A modern retelling of a classic
- hello what do you want say
- Sounds Crunchy.
- People trying to use Words with Friends as a dating app.
- Watch for the radiation, y’all. Unless it’s from a cigarette. “I need to order a negative ion bracelet and...”
- Looking at my old chats and replying
- Relentless text messages from Lufthansa that show no signs of stopping
- This gas station sells 88 Octane gas
- top 10 anime battles
- She’s writing me an essay😳
- The stop sign
- NERF OR NOTHING
- geustbusters
- I’m single and crusty
- Was chatting with customer service when they used the phrase “awesome sauce”
- I guess that’s one way to start a conversation.
- F E E D
- « I recycle! »
- But why, why would you do that?
- ew
- when people make a group chat to send TWO messages
- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...
- babypie-ins
- Please Keep Your Little Bunny Tail Away From Me
- I think I should Kms now
- this is a person from my school , i think i want to leave
- Sure, because I can’t think of any reason not to take $50 lower than my asking price AND deliver it to you.
- Needless to say, I swiped left.
- Dick’s Sporting Goods Customer Service - Great Indeed!
- It’s been real. It’s been fun. But it hasn’t been real fun.
- Alentines Ay
- Is head fetish a thing now?
- ITS MY AURA!
- Some vending machines in Japan have a slide for the coins
- oh god oh fuck
- Gives you an STD, leaves you on read
- TBH I was just going to say that the description of the product was misleading and tbe pasta was not pink in color but they right away went with given me the refund.
- At least he understood
- Solid 3 / 10 IGN
- pekochi
- Someone’s gotta tell him
- not having a good time
- When a random head starts singing about being a stalker
- My beautiful city has been hit by corruption :(
- Nobel Prize winner Brian Schmidt questioned by the TSA when bringing his big gold medal to show his grandmother.
- Gotta love the late night spamming 🤦🏼♀️
- LITERALLY KILLING
- Turns out homeopathic alternatives to vaccines are expensive, and don’t work! Who knew?
- Chicken legs
- Sometimes you have to explain yourself
- This is how my morning is going today
- What a tough choice! Which one should I buy...
- So they added emotes into ROBLOX and...
- guess im not talking to this girl anymore.
- The SMS system allows spam accounts to send texts with the same sender as a legit company. Last text was the spam message.
- It’s time
- Is this how it started?? Actually me and my son....
- Where did I go wrong? What have I done?
- When you think you’re getting really good deals, then you realize somebody can’t do math.
- I...um...what?
- Fat spider
- me🏝irl
- Feels bad man
- Random guy guilts me into not hooking up with him bc he’s fat. Plus he was being shady about how he got my number and sends me gross dick pics🤢
- Asriel has a message for us
THOUGHTS ON GOING TO SHOWS SOLO: (swipe for results) also shout out to concert buddies...the best kind of friends in my opinion 👫 - @fondatheatre on Instagram
- Everything funny
- sponge has no insurance
- They literally were willing to lift a ban over chat minutes ago...
- His boss said
- Sigh
- I fricc’d thy mother
- Comedy
- Yes... cute
- They do be ignoring the second part doe
- A hamster cage, thats free....just wow
- Blursed abortion
- Not sure what shes thinking here.
- How to tell them to shut up in detail
- Classic Facebook-Google mixup
- Without just?
- My conversation with our ISP.
- old photo but i still love it
- This random POS who decided to PM this
- *vitality playing in the background*
- Maybe the best one liner I’ve ever come up with.
- Friends not showing up to the meeting they invited you to. I waited there for three hours and no one out of three people came. One of the apologizes later, the other too didn’t.
- I see this girl every week with a new profile and a new bio. This one is my favorite
- This has got to be comedy, right?
- Who got the pickle Rick dildo DM pics👀
- Im surprised roblox lets me say that tbh
- Finding insane people on NextDoor is almost too easy
- Had to do it
- Oh...k
- He really do be playin doe 😳
- When apps pull this shit
- He tried to vaccinate me
- Companies that just don’t care.
- She knew the vending machine line so I had to improvise
- Guess I should’ve said it earlier
- dr disrespect in girl bathroom
- from a while ago
- Excuse me sir
- Life, uhh, finds a way
- What goofy/weird nicknames do you call your partner? I’ve taken to calling my boyfriend “Wise Guy” in a New York mobster accent 😅
- Pretty sure thats just called insanity, but yeah, lets go with youre a psychic
- I’d like to point out that my most recent picture on my Facebook was when I WAS 17
- I don’t even like tictacs...
- U better hurry buster!
- Who are you, so wise in the way of [disappointment?]
- I didn’t swipe right.
- Government
- My dad was the last person I needed to come out. He hasn’t seen me in person in almost 2 years. I wrote him a lengthy letter a week ago and got nothing until this morning 😢
- This trolley ticket machine that accepted money then gave a $2 refund voucher that has to be mailed in instead of a ticket.
- my dad is the same way!!11
- No ma baws
- Sons response to his grandma
i’m not captain cook hun xxx - @depopdrama on Instagram
- Apparently me being asexual is a trigger to him.
- Smooth Scientist
- I have “big titties with an even bigger heart” on my profile.. it’s led to some entertaining interactions lol
- This political party sent an unsolicited text message saying how they want to ban unsolicited text messages, and months later they are still sending unsolicited text messages
- Apparently shooting immigrants coming to the US is laugh out loud funny. FYI, this person isn’t joking.
- There’s just one problem..
- Oh no what a monster
- Orange drink
- This isn’t how you get votes
- Thought I made a curly friend, but now I’m just disappointed.
- Nobody wants to pay a bare minimum of 250 dollars in gifts to go to a wedding
- Um ok
- Thanks for the heads up
- Harvey Norman online chat, doesnt reply for almost 3 hours, but closes the chat if I dont reply after 14 minutes.
- please talk to me
- part 2: electric boogaloo
- I thought you guys would appreciate this conversation between my friend and his wife
- Yes please
- Guy I never met before tried using psychology on me
- ...oh
- Message me if youre vaguely attracted to rooftops.
- Have to agree to have all my information given to a third-party to play a game!
- Broke Everything. Bedtime.
- Maybe women are as attracted to sadness as sadness is attracted to me?
- My favorite food is a week old banana
- Persistence is key
- Jag får väl acceptera mitt öde...
- do it now
- Found this screenshot looking through tumblr, honestly Ive never ran into a nice guy
- New addition to the family and Mom wants nothing to do with it.
- He’s at it again! And for context, in the text notification it only says “(1) FREE TRUMP HAT UNCLAIMED”
- I looked online for insurance quotes ONCE. These are not the only texts I’ve received.
- I’m not even sure what this is.
- Saw this on Facebook. Local paper.
- Im sorry, but I dont know?
- Bumble BFF convo this morning 😂
- Missing yours? Found one!
- McQueen
- I’m planning to do a Star Wars rpg game this was an “argument” I had with one of the players
- Turns out in Japan, dogs emit WI-FI
- My dad writes “come” as “cum” and my dirty mind finds it so funny
- This is why he’s not in Smash. (Repost because the original was accidentally deleted.)
- That’s not how Craigslist works.
- ......what?
- Looking at my old chats and replying part 2
- Love this man!
- Reuploaded after realizing that I shoulda hidden her face
- sacrifice
- Not OC - Accurate representation of every CB conversation
- My “unlimited” data plan from AT&T
- Seriously?
- how is he alive
- Niantic Support claims to be aware of and working to fix gym-limbo issue from yesterday
- Wow, what a hunk.
- I love ~~democracy~~ Tinder
- When your ex hear youre doing better without him
- Mom HOT
- am drown!
- Support now claims they will “provide an update via our official channels at a later date” in response to spawn issue
- When you ask a service provider an important question and they ignore it
- Me_irl
- Artist hits a car and thinks their talent is enough to pay for damage.
- She told my aunt she needs to work on her weight and the size of her mid section even though she is very insecure about it and she had surgery so she has a lot of loose skin. Am I wrong?
- Looking through my old Quotev messages and found this gem
- shits pants cutely
- OOPSIE!
- I think im in boys
- Flonks
- My buddy has always been a realist
- [Legit] That food is giving me flagellants that will wake the Dead.
- Bohemian Patio
- These text messages that trick unsuspecting people into handing over financial information on the hope that they will get a tax rebate.
- I still don’t know who they are
- Being young while (slightly) black in Richmond
- Thought this belonged here
- Incompetent employee.
- She got it.
- You cant scam a scammer
- hmmmmmmm
- Excuse me wtf
- Our hotel has a polite virtual concierge.
- I should start a ‘how to talk to people’ class or something
- We’re sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service
- First pic was of “his” bank account
- a ‘nice’ guy i met on facebook. 🙄
- I think my girlfriend needs some pastaA
- Trees are made of logs. It all makes sense now.
- Told my US friend going to Aldi unsupervised wasnt a good idea for me. Had to describe Aldi, thought it was an apt description.
#confession1 Tag her in comments if anyone has any idea - @satyaniketanconfessions on Instagram
- Wish he would
- But there isnt a covid vaccine to get for her to have her kids returned to her....
- Swipe right if you actually read this...
- “technically”
- Thanks to this sub, I now recognize negging for what it is.
- ‘Because I am big and it is small’ haha... Bf text me with his achievements for the day #australia
- I should ask someone else than Cortana about the weather 😁
- true tho..
- My mother, who has a history of alcoholism and suicide attempts. Gotta love it ☺️✨
- You Missed a turn
- Dont eat Asians
- the american dream
- Im sorry... next time Ill make sure youll have a date...
- This nice guy that I met in whisper.
- [NEWS] @08Tc3wBB confirmed, he will share his r/w expliot for iOS 13.7 (AND LOWER) with Pwn to update Unc0ver after Apple patch it.
- Grandmas fed up and ready for an affair on the computer
- Im in boiz
- Thats kinda mean...or does it just make them sleep through the night?
