- Her bio said if your GPA id higher than mine ill give you head
- Super liked someone pregnant
- My mom be like lmao
- Heard you guys like name puns
- Thanks guys!
- We were just talking and I asked them if they wanted to come over and this happened, help
- Boys, the eagle has landed!
- Fuck you, Karen,
- Matching with a fellow Murican while studying abroad
- Are you ok mom
- When you match with your coworker that looks alway different in person
- Ill Have to Apologize to Jenny for the Spam
- such a gentleman
- Two types of people
- I have no words
- kinda proud of this one
- funny SMS
- I’m too tired for this
- The cringe of the world in one conversation
- That escalated quickly
- Funny Tinder Conversations
- The state of tinder
- My dad had the opposite problem with autocorrect as most people.
- Snapchat?
- Ah yes the wonderful mind of a tinder gorl
- Me and my friend
- Sad ;-;
- Top Ten Anime Plot twists
- A lot of stuff on r/memes is a comedy homicide
- I don’t even know what to think
- Blursed Support Bot
- Tonight’s special: a dumbass who tried to roast me.
- I hate myself. It’s even worse when it’s yourself.
- Can I get an F in the chat bois.
- My bad
- Kik is a goldmine for this subreddit
- Hahaha this was too funny not to share!
- this is a person from my school , i think i want to leave
- Why wouldnt she want a real mans cock instead of her limp dick husband?
- I saw this sorta thing somewhere so I changed it up and I thought Id try it to see if the one and only belle delphine will answer Me (Please belle)
- How did this actually work
- L
- U make me sick
- Bts texts
- Family culture 3
- This just annoys me, like why say “that’s a shame” when you don’t know?
- Not fair
- It’ll help you to stay slim
- I’ve shared so many of this girls posts.. and I admit this one is minor in comparison, but she had reposted this on FB and was in the comments trying to HONESTLY plan how to play this catfish trick herself on someone
- The pay sucks, but the perks are great!
- He sent me a picture of a letter from his crush that rejected him
- Bts texts
- I was pretty proud of myself for this one
- Short and sweet one
- She didn’t say much after that
- I always feel weird when people like this call themselves “severely dominant”
- Pickup Lines
- It’s only been 3 years why can’t you remember me?
- ALL TIMERS
- So far so good
- I’m new here
- messages with my dealer
- It’s her favorite...
- meirl
- Princess Leia is that you?
- Idk what you’re talking about my friends love me
- Am I doing it right?
- Talking to my crush and this was unexpected
- Just wanted to pay a quick tribute to the grandparents out there. Truly Gods among us.
- Found an old message from a nice stranger wanting to make plans to Valentine’s Day!
- i know i’m on a post frenzy, but i thought i had to post this thread of my baby trying to get spankings ☺️
- Ni vet när man inte kommer på vad den där specifika saken heter. Och så en dag trillar poletten ner. Ikväll var det potatis.
- strange people out there
- How to negotiate like a pro.
- Have some Faith.
- Why does she even have a phone? Feel like Im talking to loaf of bread
- The lost city of Atlantis
- I would like to only be referred to as Darlo and Sexo from now on.
- It went over her head
- Couldnt believe I stumbled across this today...
- Gucci Maam
- Anyone else doing this at work? No? Just me? Cool.
- Heard yall like name puns
- Id say die mad but you already died
- Yikes
- Peach you glad?
- I am deeply disgusted
- Couple texts
- Hey...
- I deleted Tinder.
- that’s gonna be a yikes from me
- me irl
- Supportive relationship is the best relationship
- Truuuueeee
- Seen on r/tinder. Any question from any person that isnt literally can I get some ass apparently deserves an immediate response from any woman
- I hate people like that
- Priorities
- The rates are rock bottom tonight...
- Gush is an awful word
- I DoNt MiNd DeAr
- Beauty Quotes
- I said one word
- I love democracy
- Trophy to the Smoothest girl ever
- Paddled along Tinder River to Kik Lake and caught myself a catfish
- Am I doing this right?
- Am i doing the relationship thing right?
- Her bio said she was a fan of The Office. Am I doing this right?
- My roommate knows how to get me to say yes to a 2 am McDonald’s run
- Haven’t heard from her since.. wish me luck fellas!
- “Her man” is in prison, btw
- Are you virgin?
- me irl
- This is sad..
- He is 6000 miles away so I didn’t think he was actually going to go on a date with me
- Its rewind time.
- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes
- Honesty is key
- Oh hey, it worked
- My buddy had arm surgery
- we all know the better profession
- Is this a boomer meme
- r/2meirl4meirl
- My mother, who has a history of alcoholism and suicide attempts. Gotta love it ☺️✨
- I think im in boys
- 3 of those people are dead.
- Fleein Ian
- This dude’s never heard of a keyboard smash and I’m positive he’s way older than me-
- And I need a hello at least lmao
- Backfired
- I did nazi that coming.
- Great roasts
- She was not prepared.
- Thanks gorgeous.
- How To Get Girls: 101
- Dawn is savage
- Easiest question I’ve ever asked
- Meirl
- He sent me a photo of himself randomly, I think he was in a group I was in. At least he was polite?
- Tried the lightning McQueen line from the reddit and it got very awkward quickly
- Maybe I should have led with howr ya now?
- People like this on Tinder...smh
- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball
- Someone I dont know messaged me out of nowhere and tried to rape roleplay with me
- Come on, autocorrect, really? Cant even take a guess?
- Boyfriends be like
- I get messages from myself when I talk to Android users
- Burn in hell ?? ?
- Another Treat From My Birdperson Account
- I....what?
- pretty sure he thinks that tongue emoji counts as a wingman
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- Why the fuck did this work.
- The number of emojis my mom uses when she texts me
- Hell be back... Hell be back.
- Absolute weirdest request I’ve ever gotten. I’m used to people requesting weird stuff from me but never this. 😂😂😂
- Blursed_Gift_From_Grandma
- Goals
- Gives you an STD, leaves you on read
- Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she cant drop her off.
- Found on a non childfree sub
- Bartering with a vanlife friend parked next to me, lol
- me☠irl
- Tinder in Alabama :/
- Potty-training Problems.
- I mean how dare she!??
- My Dad is lying about having cancer to make me feel bad for asking for help because of an eviction warning. Info in comments.
- Got this text this morning for my birthday.
- She was married just a week ago.
- #SketchingShakespear
- Help
- Hmmmmmm
- Update on amino predator
- Am... am I a bad person?
- She was so close
- We might not speak much any more but my buddy remembers the important dates...
- Hm..?
- me🏝irl
- Fake text message
- He is very persistent
- Tried out a line I saw here yesterday, but she took too long.
- You like pizza?
- Boyfriends be like
- Even Tinder is a Jojos reference
- Video games and chill?
- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...
- laughing emojis really help
- cute couples/ one day
- That escalated quickly
- Oh.
- [Meme] When the patient is a terrible historian
- Random Indian guy messaged me saying he had no friends
- Creepy PMs: D&D edition!
- I guess that’s one way to start a conversation.
- I’m a lucky guy.
- me irl
- I will never understand the disrespect I receive from people every day. I am not a robot. I am not worth less than. SWers receive this on the daily. And if you think its ok. You really should consider why you are the way you are.
- Best part of being in the military is our specific type of humor
- Pray for me
- Personally, I would rather be treated as an equal. And 100% sure no one has ever said the words too nice to be more than a friend.
- It’s been a hard day
- Spelling is important
- It’s the most wonderful time of year
- Not really a nice guy but I didn’t kno where else to post this
- Biblical
- And he was definitely proud of this
- Rip.
- me📞irl
- Well shit alright
- I love my dad but I gotta say, his soup game just hasn’t been up to par
- I matched with Jake from State Farm
- Some things never change
- *unmatch*
- I dont know where this fits best. Nothing on my profile suggests anything of a sexual nature.
- Called me and texted me after I rejected him (pt 2 to my last post)
- I think I’m my aunt’s favorite nephew
- Clearly doesnt know when to stop.
- I’ve found my soulmate
- 24 or 44
- Got arrested for Meth and CPS took her kids. Her response? To not tell anyone what happened, blame their dad who now has custody, and tell 3 out of 4 of her kids that she loves them
- Stupid People
- Instagram page uses a fake text conversation about someone being depressed to promote another Instagram page
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- Cursed_friend
- This is so s🅰️d c🅰️n we hi🅱️ my mOm?¿
- Im walkin in the dark here boys.
- First daughter to be a girl 😂
- Told him I went hiking and it went downhill from there
- When a nice guy feels personally attacked
- Texts gone wrong
- No thanks, Chris Hansen
- The whole truth
- Tinder opener about Swiss flag
- Happy Trashy Valentines Day!
- She didn’t even get the reference
- Date went alright, Im more of a Van Gogh now though.
- Love it when they just launch into convos about their kinks. /s
- Missed opportunity on my part
- hmmm
- Well then
- Relationship Images
- 6th times the charm
- Rules 1 and 2 boys😏
- This hits hard woah it’s so deep
- I don’t always troll “nice guys” but this was worth it
- Sharing a gem I saved couple of years ago.
- I reinstalled the app due to boredom and I receive this:
- It is never too early to learn the truth.
- me_irl
- This is sad
- Now what
- We agreed to meet somewhere at 11, the drive is 15 minutes at max
- Meet him in club. Was about to go on date with that guy.. Thanks God I was lazy
- Im so popular
- Do these dudes not know porn exists!?
- Me👶irl
- Well then. Guess I’m single
- Soon-to-be mother-in-laws response to us not visiting for Christmas because Im transgender and she refuses to not deadname/misgender me or let me dress like a woman in her house
- Tinder + Woosh = Lame Conversation
- Didnt like my fashion,bonded over memes
- Making Girls Feel Special
- IMVU guys are interesting... this is extremely r**ey... :( might post more creepy PMs of IMVU because I haven’t seen many on this sub
- Have there been casualties?
- Unwanted Information.
- enjoy the rest of your day sounds a lot better than enjoy the next 24 hours.
- Tinder lines
- Online dating is fun. ✨
- She has a wiener dog but not a dirty mind apparently.
- Babe has a stroke when trying to talk to me
- bada bing bada boom
- YeH
- Normally I have the opposite effect on women
- If you dont succeed at first, try again
- These bots arent even trying anymore...
- Me irl
- Hello brick wall, maybe Ill have a conversation with you instead.
- Um...
- Guys! I’m gonna be a gay uncle in a couple hours!
- She lied
- This guy made three different accounts just to send me the same message.
- Well I wanted to look what it‘s like to be a sexy woman on tinder. So I created a fake account. Wasn‘t disappointed. 5 mins - 99+ likes. But this one killed me.
- First attempt at a name pun. Howd I do?
- Me carry conversation with pickup lines duhhh
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- He didn’t even get my joke 🥺
- Whats the worst that can happen
- Grab Your Coat Bruh
- Cross posted
- He seemed chill (but I was still creeped out) until he revealed he was 21 and I immediately did a 180
- What you 8
- His entire vibe did a whole 180
- 54 is perfect! 😍😍
- Cursed_chat
- Remember Valentines doesn’t just have to be for SOs!
- My Dad showed mild interest in this.
- Some say she’s still waiting...
- this is what dreams are made of
- The things I do to be called precious 🥰
- Well fuck where do I go from here
- Just uhh...Making...food...type stuff
