- I dropped my Becca highlighter. Is this salvageable?
- This tennis shoe with an on-topic outsole.
- Turns out homeopathic alternatives to vaccines are expensive, and don’t work! Who knew?
- Based on the relative moisture content of each item, it seems my cat coughed up a hairball, came back to the same spot later to throw up their food from eating too fast, then finished the day off by catching and eating a mouse, and disposing of the carcass next to their other presents to me.
- Sanity from a dietician on Instagram 💯
- Same person, 8 hours apart.
- LOL Good one IGN
- I reported specifically because it covered content and the window remains over the content anyway...
- My friends everyone!
- Fidget spinner pillow. Guess it doesnt spin anymore.
- You needs grammar lessons
- Wait... that worked?
- So I kept tapping the results in the word suggestions
- Was casually strolling through Walmart and spotted this. Too bad they didn’t leave a phone number!
- Such a great deal
- Found in Romania
- Ok it why doe strips make sense
- Verizon: there aren’t three levels of unlimited. If it needs levels then it isn’t unlimited.
- really funamation?
- APPY HIRTH BDAY
- WHY IS THIS BOOSTING LUST CURTIS THAT’S YOUR CHILD
- Or just be nice to your dude?
- Meanwhile in New Zealand front page news...Babe of the day
- Found this at Target... what a deal!
- They really just put their text over top of the sample text
- I dropped my kylie palette and found out that the palette is magnetic!
- The six pack of Macarons cost more than six individual ones. You werent supposed to notice is what the manager working told me.
- Some asshole put gum in a card slot at Rite Aid.
- Makes me think if he actually did it himself?
- A dog training book that came with a new cage...
- SUDDENLY 12:00
- Finally found Rothys but of course they’re not my size 😭. Catch & release.
- First deity, domination victory
- I found this today, I am not sure why, but the worst part for me is that its like $2 more to get it new on Amazon. Catch and definite release
- The joy of the art of leaving your being shit all over messy the place
- Maybe women are as attracted to sadness as sadness is attracted to me?
- Proof read the newspaper article, kangaroo, giraffe, same thing.
- Funny Stuff
- CryoGen
- Well this was a no-brainer
- My crisps tell me who cooked them
- If you can get it in 1min - a real pro...
- Another Round Please!
- Blursed_calendar
- Biblical warning
- Alpha David
- Creepiest ad for an apartment
- For a wildling he cleans up pretty well.
- And a million more well on the way.....
- Blursed_penis
- The picture caption looks like it belongs in a comic book.
- This mascara ad in which the model is wearing fake eyelashes
- A bug that I dont want fixed - My Fremennik name is null
- ...
- Mistakes were made -- Raid drop pod navigator
- Custom Business Signs
- Thinking of copping from Wish, will definitely share Pics if I do 😂
- Someone stole a pair of shoes from Wal mart and left their old ones
- Denver airport playing up to the wild conspiracy theories
- So... Not the entire store, then.
- When QA finally gets a hold of your code
- Mitr0 and crr got scammed of 1k
- Work is weird at a thrift store!
- I’m doing a religion project and while researching I found this
- The Tiny Small Changes Habits That Change BJ Fogg, PhD Eveything
- Trees are made of logs. It all makes sense now.
- My University launched a new (buggy) app with a twitter like feature. This is the latest bug.
- Why does this have to happen..
- Blursed Frog circus
- *Whew* Almost fell for it... Close one
- This email I just got from my RA
- I’m so excited
- Waiting for an answer
- Something just arrived from the UK
- I Made a Hobbes Sweater in Animal Crossing
- This memorial day “sale” at Home Depot. Hmm...
- Pepsi
- [Suggestion] Add a fairy dragon pet somehow
- Sir, this is a tank top
- Sassy Mouse, Halloween brings out the best knock offs
- A tempting catch and release —Tom Edwards dip bowl
- She knew the vending machine line so I had to improvise
- Theres a section of greeting cards specifically for not birthdays.
- Fortbytes give you a shortcut to the necessary spray/emote/emoticon now
- Estimated - but accurate, give or take 800%
- Lucky weapon find in ancient danger
- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.
- Moto story
- Sunday coupons
- *visible confusion*
- Clickbait IRL
- The Wikipedia article for a dinosaur known as “zuul” uses a picture of the monster from the original Ghostbusters, also called “zuul”
- How to ask your dad to buy stuff 101
- Youd think at least some of these stories would make it into a proper newspaper...
- 3rd Skill Completed on my 200m One Skill At A Time (OSAAT) Account
- Sassy mannequins
- Unexpected error? What does that even mean? Give me my money!
- Found some of the Wet n Wild Halloween and mermaid collection! Has anybody tried any of the highlighters? Got my eye on that mermaid one...
- Oops
- Not letting me access their site because they cant sell my data
- Espresso vs expresso
- If gamers are so sexist and racist, why is wholesome grandchad so eager to share his pro Fall Guys knowledge with young latinas?
- If you hand these out for Halloween to kids...
- The stuff you find on twitter
- i am not cheat u
- Im a veteran of famously depraved games like ck2 and dont starve, and only got into rimworld last month, and i always try to abstain from the most horrible things you can do, but today i took in 2 refugees and the bastards betrayed me. I had to do it...and it felt good
- I wonder how many people here have watched the show in Saint Denis because its actually pretty decent.
- This yak just gave its life to hold up an entire manhunting pack, and gave me enough time to prep my defense.
- TJ Max ftw
- For the wonderful Earthland
- This ice cream place has free lactaid pills.
- Not your usual gore but I winced when I saw this
- eMart for Womens Boot Camp
- Suggested answers on a chemistry test answer key in Texas (x-post from /r/atheism)
- My bill at the Hamilton Hotel came out to exactly $1776
- Just do it. Again.
- What do yall think of the Real Techniques Mega Set?
- I got a coupon this morning that expired nearly two months ago.
- Origins of spider baby?
- Capitalization is key
- Was bummed that this store was closing until I saw the sign
- I hope 2 free plane tickets for everyone is not a scam. OMG, its a scam!
- All I wanted was a Birthday Wish....
- My Sim was so great at acting he won three Starlight Accolate in the same night lol
- Ah yes, my favorite day of the week
- Within same PopSci... the same deal, just different
- Guess who did this on Sunday
- Yes because thats how SEXuality works
- They’re meanies!
- Big Sean Puma suedes for $40 at Burlington (multiple pairs meaning they will be popping up at other locations)
- Jesus christ... build some tables, will you?!
- The damage to objective through walls bug is still in the game after most recent update: i lost 8/16 files during jail build. At this point i think im just lucky i collected the other 8 i guess.
- Had this beauty come through this morning...
- Get in line ladies, Im breathtaking!
- When chef asks you to make up a recipe
- When you wanna look good for the kids
- Saw this at the gas station, Im not sure if its better or worse than MLP
- hmmm
- Oh the things you see while shopping at Walmart for makeup...
- Woody looks a little different?
- my bad i was testing stuff out and accidentally sent you a list of girls i had sex with
- Wow, I would have never guessed that
- What a steal
- Met pingu 3
- Its a bird, Its a plane, Its Super Dennis!
- At my local Costco. Thought you ought to know *faints*
- May not be the most hyped shoe but I’m glad I copped!
- In a hot way
- It would be a shame to see him go to waste!
- Needless to say, I swiped left.
- I know it’s a satire article but it kind of feels like something Disney would do.
- What is she wiping?
- So this is why the apple watch is so overpriced...
- Gourmet Chocolate
- This Instagram account is a gold mine
- BiS raid trinket
- Dr. Dupont, were counting on you for this key technology. When can you steal it for us by?
- Stop means stop!
- You had me at hell!
- This isnt the swan youre looking for.
- I did it! Playing since beta... Oof my wallet.
- Does anyone know why I cant see any upcoming releases on the adidas app? How do I “sign up” for a release? Ive read all the FAQ and I cant find an answer. It hasn’t asked me for my shoe size or anything, just birthday. I live in Manhattan so I should be close enough to the release zone right?
- Meanwhile at a Target in Australia...
- Spotted at Target
- Since you guys liked the last one so much, heres a more subtle one from the same yearbook
- The parakeet on my birds food looks my bird
- First attempt at a name pun. Howd I do?
- Thanks, I hate muffins
- A piece of another poster got sticked to this poster, creating hitler
- The percents dont add up to 100
- If this guys active on this sub which I’m sure he is cause they looked like PK 3.0’s, stop being a dickhead and selling reps and retails.
- [RAVE] I was excited to start school, but Im even more excited about the discounts Im getting now!
- yall I got my book signed/got to meet the author of mortal engines and i was so nervous but I pulled through without fucking it all up
- Bravest Warlock Master, yes-yes!
- May the bloodied crown stay lost and forgotten.
- Omg its Anne and Elise from Frozone 15
- Can’t find a use for your dead pet mouse? Try this!
- She has no ears
- The title of this book.
- The librarian knew
- Thanks to the new level scaling, I finally got around to completing a quest chain I hadnt completed since Cata
- Enby just lost her leg, but she walked back to her bed all by herself, shes a 60% consciousness, and shes only in a little pain. Enby is a tough cookie
- Original price was $30 at TJ, but since all “holiday items” are 50% I got the TF Gingerbread Extra Spicy palette for $15! Can’t wait to try it out
- Hot Fuzeroth
- Im super excited about my thrift store finds today! One from 1967 and one from 1986; I cant wait to knit from both!
- give gift soft the of
- I dont know how I managed to do this, but I shall name him Bob.
- finally got around to swatching this palette i was gifted in june! 💙🦋
- Disciplinary action needed in the Shoe-Naming dept. Seriously, wtf?
- The oddly specific number of vehicles in this advertising mailer.
- T-series supposedly hacking to get subscribers without people being aware of it.
- A hair salon using Valentina’s picture in Mexico
- My professor looks like a Pixar character
- So my TJ Maxx has this giant Buxom set right now. Had to force myself to walk away.
- Talk about bad placement...
- This persons bones weigh over 140 lbs
- [ART] inspired a recent post here 😉
- Cat and release from GW in January | Salem, NH
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- This cyclops in a thumbnail
- Found at the local goodwill only $1.99 for season 2
- Early game: cheapest but very effective 1st killbox design
- It only took them 2 years to catch on to the “latest” trend of contouring. I feel like it’s actually starting to die out now... Also this shit gets left around my job. 🙄🙄🙄
- Dance
- This addiction pamphlet from our local church.
- 25% off Cover Fx plus Free Shipping!!
- Anyone want to buy an 8 Plus because I’m tired of trying to sell it.
- So, I struck out on the Bred XIs. Be happy with what you got, right? Heres a teaser shot of my collection...
- hmmm
- Fifi from Birmingham In todays metro
- Almost 10 years later, Ive finally got it.
- Photobomb. Difficulty level: YOLO.
- living up to expectations
- This box of cookies my dad brought back from his trip to Scotland has a brail label on it.
- Noted: Randy does not like this pawn
- Snow Queen
- What is this trying to say?
- Clubfort heintegrat ionofthe arts
- The wont start bug is still in the game, this time on Evacuate the Shelter. No enemies spawned, no timer, nothing. [Public, dialogues off]
- hmmm
- The author of this book about books
- Instant cop for the sneaker wall
- [Humor] I love the Support Team so much, really friendly people 😋😋😋
- Dear god, its in magazine form now, too!
- Broke ass off white
- My mom bought 95 envelopes to sell these in. They don’t fit by the tiniest bit. It’s easier to see if you zoom on the left side.
- No other deal ever tasted so sweet. Or bitter from what I understand..
- You are smile on camera
- This rug that looks like it’s covered in ants/fleas
- Found in a quick beauty fixes article. Are there actually people who only own one lipstick and would take this advice?
- Im pretty sure they mean the socks but this cant be a good idea
- Date a book at my local library.
- This cushion
- What a steal!
- This mirror’s placement.
- If youre using default nameplates, make sure you have this option checked to make your life with the Exploding affix a lot easier.
- Found the ABH Alyssa Edwards and Riviera palettes are my local TJMaxx!
- Norton interrupts my TIMED practice test (on a demo) to give shameless self-promotion
- This was at Bed Bath and Beyond
- How it’s done dudes and dudettes
- The Trademark-Avoiding Names of Characters
- Blursed_glitter
- Now colleges are teaching young girls that the difference between flirting and sexual harassment is totally based on how it makes a woman feel.
- A weather warning or sexual arousal?
- Eyebrows by the grim reaper
- My Facebook memory threw this at me. It still kills me. We’ve since moved!
- This discount sticker, which wasnt necessary.
- What? Shut up, Rolling Stone.
- Fucking up my font flow
- My psychology textbook has a smiley face in it
- this hair product
- J.Crw is givng me a hdache
- heads up, The Midnight will be in Chicago this March
- What the hell, Tynan.
- I want it all, Anal want it now!
- Three for the price of one
- Completo essa semana seis meses de dieta, algumas centenas de quilômetros de bike e umas dezenas correndo. Com 30 kilos a menos, fui de XXG a G
- Looking young again...
- The Dimensions of this Banner
- That jawline though
- My wristband strap lines up perfectly
- Fool
- Theattta English Ouch
- Media scare tactics
- I repaired a taxidermy mount of an extinct passenger pigeon
- From a magazine warning about going blind from filler. (Abbie from Geordie Shore)
- Pirates so keen to siege me they didnt even wait long enough to let their raiders recover.
- $10 coupon you can’t actually use...
- Barbra Streisand DVD I found. The weird cover makes it look like a baby bondage fetish film.
- Crow is mean, and I don’t like it.
- As a designer, I can feel the frustration and anger of the guy who forgot to remove the dummy copy across this advert in todays London Evening Standard
- She Whatt??!
- Today I received a UPS package from 1996
- TIL that the borders in each shrine just say DUNGEONDUNGEONDUNGEON over and over again
- Sign outside of Oklahoma Pizza Shop [x-post /r/Oklahoma]
- Finally got KBD pet at 5108 kc :)
- Pro Tip: Thank the bus driver and for some reason it will give you progress on the Cozy Campfire challenge, Pretty useful if you want to finish the challenges fast and easy
- a very nice killcam
- $9,000 off a mattress at Sears
- has anyone else seen this new packaging for Maybellines The Nudes palette?
- Breasty
- Amazon is now sending out wish list catalogs
- Blursed_makeup
- Anyone else use GoodNotes to mark up their patterns?!
- Large meat body pillow for cheap
- Cursed_Magazine
- You are a Bold One!
- Cursed bible
- Not sure how to feel about this.
- me irl
- Looks like Ralph broke something
- The staple placement on my train ticket makes it look like this lady has angry metal eyebrows
- Sigma sent me this email. I am so gullible.
- Levis 20% off purchase $100 or more. In-store and online
- 2 games both in the toy section...so. many. Questions....
- I caught her in a raid
- Cop or drop?
- Since were posting humorous makeup things, heres one thats been sitting in my camera for a while.
- This journal being sold at Target
- Fancy seeing you here.
