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- Texts from infants...

I got double trouble... which she-ra and the princesses of power character are you?

inhaler


- I Know Right (IKR)

I love them, plsss

god troubles me / tianji


- Frostlords Seax, cast Mighty Cleave for 4d20 damage, 20 minute cooldown, 1d10 regular damage with a 30% chance to snap-freeze the area around the resulting wound; grants elemental affinity to the wielder for duration of time in frozen environs

Dylan is in Trouble β€οΈβπ©Ή

Double Trouble Non-Binary Pride Profile Picture


- Confident words

β§ Teen Titans



- because Japan: weird hazard sign (I guess the japanese part says something like dont stare into the laser beam)

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- Either Im color blind or this pool button is deceiving. Push the red button?

double trouble doing idk π΅βπ«

Double Trouble


- cursed_waterfountain


MF DOOM


- WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

my g

tianji


- Geeky Stuff

Star Tianji β God Troubles Me

we love a non-binary queen


- Back you go, to waits for a woman of less discriminating tastes.

Loki PROFILE PICTURE

double trouble


- How to donβt


the god of timeless idiocy


- When u see it

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Double Trouble Non-Binary Pride Profile Picture


- My Dell laptop came with a multitool built into one of the expansion slots

Double Trouble my beloved

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- Mixed bag

mariana adams foster icon

β§ raven


- I bought some olives! Or, well, i thought i did.

dikui | god troubles me



- Our home and inspector put these on many outlets throughout our home. What do they mean?

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emo now i guess


- FB Page

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- It do be like that


- Found this gem of a sticker on a piece of equipment today.


- Random quotation marks.


- Kerning. Google it.


- How to handle your momβs enormous erection


- Weird ALbuquerque


- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.


- When preparing for his role as Dr Richard Kimble in The Fugitive [1993], Harrison Ford hired a one-armed man to kill his wife.


- Fence Llama reminisces with Pallet Bear


- The prices dont end in 9


- Hahaha! LOL!bahaha! Lmao! CTFU! ROTF! Lhh!


- My Girlfriend found me two great gifts at a Garage Sale.


- Morden Family!!


- The shipment for my case, PSU ans AIO got delayed by a week. City boys make do.


- blursed Bus


- when you just want some water


- Hamilton


- Prohibition signs


- This is not my shuttle...


- me irl


- Animal Funnies!


- No wonder the 1 Week old PC kept blowing fuses...


- Wax was dripping on a table at work, I thought it looked kind of cool


- You have to feel for it ...


- Sad but true reason I love Futurama


- Have been waiting my entire life for this moment.


- The mispackaing of one roll of toilet paper I found at work today.


- This is a sign that I live in the ghetto


- Green Socks


- Cursed_Warrior


- Very warm indeed.


- This certainly-effective sign preventing burglaries.


- Thigh Socks


- Banksy art


- Blursed meat


- Co-host Fashion Finder


- I DID IT!


- Cant Launch the rocket without the internet bc they will show u an ad after the rocket runs out of fuel (Rocket Sky!)


- Be kind


- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!


- hmmm


- Door go brrrrrrr.....


- Yellow Pages still delivered to our doors. All of them go right to the trash.


Retweet from @musicboxchicago - @sunraycine on Instagram


- These jalapenos


- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.


- Hello, its been a while


- Mmm yes i love chicken.


- This sour patch kids bag


- My tic tacs box has an outsider


- Future footage of a chef coming out of his lockdown hibernation.


- He was fine, Ralph. Go home.


- hmmm


- The ticketing office at the train station wanted us to know this with exclamation.


- When my AP Environmental Science students have to answer a free response about housing developments.


- Blursed_Honk


- Umm I think Ill change the babys diaper once we get home.


- I see youβve played knifey-spoony before


- Need some help! Could someone please tell me whats the difference between the two presser feet?


- Wouldnβt want to run into this in the dark


- This sign prohibiting the prohibition of these activities.


- Ever get that feeling?


- Someone working at my local theater has a sense of humor...


- The closest thing to winter in florida


- 3D printing


- blursed_border


- feeling high n horny lol, p(m)s open


- I broke my left knee and now my feet almost look like theyre from 2 different people.


- I love playing on my WiWi!


- When a certain kitty thinks itβs fun to pull out the entire string.


- Thanks, I hate getting the wrong brands


- Get Down And Open Wide! ~


- Unfortunately, I doubt this notice.


- Close to Home Comic


- aesthetic, but make it yellow


- Donβt tell me how to use the toilet


- π³


- No, thatβs German for βThe Bart, The.β


- Daily Living


- Beer Coasters


- hmmm


- Parking dues for a friend of mine: his job pays for his downtown parking and he got a new pass two and a half years ago. Kept the old pass to see how much debt he could accrue!


- While were on the topic of crappy elevator panels...

- funny geek quotes

- Tween boys halloween costumes

- Patty y Selma

- Blursed spaghetti

- Weird Flex, but okay

- My Swiss Army Doorstop comes in handy often doing Real Estate Photography

- Playing Apple to Apples with my family. Some one got *TRIGGERED*

- Blursed_Button

- How much cheese on this cheeze it. It did not taste great

- Thats...... Well.... Not for kids I guess. Also the faces are crappy.

- David Muir

- what flavour you want?, Cheers flavour, please.

- Fuck it, Im done.

- To wash your hand you have to press the bottom of the faucet with your hand.

- Invisible buddy hug

**in Canada please read as βchequeβ - @simpsonfamilyquotes on Instagram

- No beans, also hammers are 500$ if you want one. (x-post /r/funny)

- Computer coding for kids

- [M]Ive been aching for release since I got here.

- Sketchy: Im not even kidding, because if you really think about it you cant even see it. So, how can you know just how bad radio frequencies and microwaves and cellphones and stuff are getting you

- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

- Whoβs got the key?

- Kitchen Queen

- hmmm

- God, shmod--I want my monkey man!

- I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SPECIAL EDITION PRINGLES CAN MORTY!!!!! WADDAHYATINKABOUT THAT MORTY!!!!!!

- The Table Salt I Have Contains Sugar...

- Youll have to pry it out of my dead hand

- This elevator has a low oil lamp.

- Sockerbit...

- Do you want turnstile jumpers? Bc this is how you get turnstile jumpers

- I guess I should just stay home...

- This. When the zipper breaks apart.

- These elevator buttons

- The shape of the tap

- Its Halloween, everyone freak the fuck out and spam every subreddit.

- 4/20 gift from an engineer, he doesnt smoke and I love the gesture.

- Hope this is his spare

- A toast! To the coolest pair of glasses in our friend group! (Any excuse to drink)

- Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

- Rate my thick piece of meat

- Both know who gets all the attention

- The total weight of our luggage.

- SHOCKING NEWS

- Helping my Buddy move his dishwasher. This little guy electrocuted himself. Dishwasher still worked.

- funny

- Nokia Komi

- now i know where all my weed is going. Just for fun. Stay healthy.

- Strict definition of βGeneral Wasteβ at work

- Saw this across the road as I was waiting for the bus...

- Ive always found this warning sign at work to be amusing

- Blursed_Hunting

- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.

- How to silence your users that complain about bad art

- hmmm

- A good elevatror

- hmmm

- Just a dude who passed out while rolling a joint on the subway

- Cursed_SunnyDeer

- Good guy bar door

- Avengers, assemble!

- Tailgate delete?

- Whenever I do the dishes in my PJs

- This Key cleaner

- Face

- hmmm

- Neddy? Neddy!

- Ladies, now I understand your disappointment in clothing.

- That one friend who doesnt wear shorts at all through the summer, but as soon as it starts getting cold out I see him in shorts and a Hoodie all the time

- Click it or ticket!

- One of these is not like the other.

- No smoking signs

- The most Canadian reason for not picking up a pizza.

- A Displeased Outlet

- me irl

- Why though..

- Just a friendly reminder on a dumpster

- My friends didnt get the joke.

- Nancy Quill

- fake pockets.

- If I fits, I sleeps.

- First, destroy the moon.

- childfree

- Is Fale even a word?

- How to enjoy sex with your husband

- This thumb

- When you walk through snow and your pants get wet

- Pray that nothing goes wrong.

- When your coworkers are too lazy to get a new Bus tub

- Hydrogen peroxide uses

- Its just one of those days

- 1990s.

- Overheard a conversation about why the gas detection alarm no longer texted anyone at night.

- 9gag funny text

- My Booth had a Killer Name

- Push it twice.

- The buttons on this parking garage elevator are an example of excellent modern and human design

- Great tits

- Painful

- Red Hair Quotes

- A Plumbers Life

- That shit will traumatize you π³

- Lisa only has one set of eyes lashes on this Simpsons sticker.

- What the hell, does this sign mean???

- βDonβt worry boy, when you get a job like me, youβll miss every summerβ

- Button placements on the elevator

- Well... If you insist...

- This tissue box has a Sudoku on the bottom of it.

- Building took a lightning strike. Lost internet for week.

- How to get picked up from soccer practice by your step-dad

- My Kids Jacket Has Multiple Name Spaces to Facilitate Hand-Me-Downs

Van Gogh in the wild - @jonoforbes on Instagram

- Yeah meet me on West 57th and 6 1/2 .. 0.o

- Fetus Deletus

- My hotel elevator has 2 open door buttons

- hmmm

- Saw this at school today...

- Friend saw this in Chicago this morning

- BlueTooth Info

- Random dicks at my school (Episode 1)

- Silent Hill

- Welcome to Stockton California again.

- Being random in 2008 and photoshopping my hips flawlessly because they were βtoo bigβ

- Comedy

- A place to park your dog.

- The struggle was real

- My syrup is happy!

- This messed up goldfish

- Carrots

- hmmm

- this handlebar

- My wife will never find her gifts this year!

- This is what you get when you pay 4.99 for a board game.

- How to fake an incident report after raiding the wrong home as a plain-clothes police officer.

- Longest 12-15 minutes ever

- Funny

- My friend apartment building does not have a 26th floor

- Maybe Im not as handy as I thought.

- Joke of the day.

- My brothers birthday present arrived today. Kudos to them for following my specific instructions.

- Common Core

- This lift has a β24/24β service.

- Alternative βͺοΈ

- The absolute devastation of clicking a bomb in minesweeper.

- I saw this and took a photo: how did it happen?

- Funny weed pictures

- Thick and veiny

- Envy 2

- Helping hands

- I honestly hate that

- hmmm

- Which came first, the instructions or the buttons?

- This is why we canβt have nice things.

- Found Willy Wonkas elevator

- My sons John Deere gator toy has an incredibly small (5/32 or .4 cm) wide Warning sticker on it that says Riders can fall off and be killed. I couldnt read it without taking a photo and zooming in.

- everything beer

- Stubborn Fat

- This sticker from work.

- Theres a WiFi thing on an old server that I use. Instead of sticking something in there do any of you know if theres a partner connector on Amazon or eBay or something?

- kiddos

- 48 hours into my water fast and I weighed 233.8 when I started it. Weighed 281 in september.

- moldovan fire extinguisher

- how this picture i took while exercising ended up

- NO/OFF

- Its funny, cause its true.

- Party girls

- Elevator buttons.

- The name of this lift company makes me think theyre in the wrong business

- When package does this

- I open this freezer 20 times or more a day, never noticed this. Everyone got a laugh when I pointed it out... Yay Engrish!

- hmmm

- Neat

- I didnt know a cheese grater could have a nervous smile...

- Our dryer is broken, so we improvised

- Blursed_wii

- ahhh Redfern! you never disappoint

- Really guys... you couldnt even find a nut?

- I have achieved the impossible!!!!

- This has the makings of a great WTF moment.

- Talk about kicking ya when youre down

- This elevator is not letting up

- Do I twist it futilely or start all over again? Never fails

- My employers idea of cable management

- My friends electronic cigarette has a tiny face on it.

- benerdect cumberhatch

- My Sawhorse at work that looks happy to see you

- These easy-to-follow instructions

- Awesomeness!

- Mmm McDonalds ice cream machine has a whole new appeal to it now

- Bet that feels nice...

- This spelling mistake i see everyday at work... the other labels are correct...but not the biggest most noticeable one!

- How often does this actually happen?

- My nub Halloween costume

- Ice expanding out of a pipe

- The taps in the kitchen donβt match

- hmmm

- We did it boys!

- I almost shat a little when the phone rang at my parents house.

- [M]e and the rest of my day...first of many more to be rolled in the next 24hrs πβ

- Walking into work and the first words I hear, βdo you want the good news or the bad newsβ
