
misturixobanai modern au


- I was interested at first, then realized its $93, and my kiddo is potty training.

i have an announcement to make



- I found him you guys




- DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BOARD THE HELICOPTER

⣿⃟▨ ֹ۪ ⊱╍ ꒰ ˖ 🗯️ ݁ . ꒱ 𝗺 . 𝗹ady 𝗶con !



- Tired puppers


Chikn • Chikn.Nuggit


- Me, day 2 of PC Reach, eyes bloodshot from gaming until 3am, desperately trying to focus during the final classes of the semester


My dms are open for vents (mind you it may take minutes to an hour to hours to respond but i will)


- Billy? Is that You?


DENKI IN A SKIRT,SHINSOU YOU LIKE THIS! Ill give you more shinsou just ask me to By: Minoru Mineta


- 17. Best Dressed

⌦ ❝ 𝐌 . 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐍 ❞

۫ ꣑ৎ


this is me🙈🤣 follow @thesauceposts for more like this✨ -⠀⠀ -⠀⠀ -⠀⠀ -⠀⠀ ( Tags Ignore)⠀⠀ ______________________________________⠀⠀ #funnytext #funnytexts #twitterthreads ##relatabletextposts #twitterthread #funnytextpost #tumblrtextpost #tumblrtextposts #tumblrmeme #tumblrfunny #tumblrlol #textpostaccount #relatablepost #tagyourself #oktweet #comedy #funnyquotes #nichememes #threads #perfectsayings #selfcarethreads #hitsblunt #confessions #selfcarematters #dankmemes #twitterthread #twittermemes - @thesauceposts on Instagram

⌯ ! genshin impact — ۪ » 𝅄 art by lyrieeeee on tumblr ✩

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- My mom using my messenger to comment on a video my sister sent me to show her


chat I cannot find this account, I wanted to see if it was real 💔💔💔


- Elf on the shelf

poor 3

quizzical ross on treetownsound


- Well, J, Im kind of in the middle of something.

sad snoopy

Clear el gato photo


- So I was browsing facebook last night and came across a wish ad.... Im sorry, but I dont think cats have fetishes


So Pinterest stops trying to force me to buy sh!t


- mmmmm t̸̿a̷̛̦̓͐̓̐͑̂̎̈͗̿̋̕̕͘s̶̬̐̐̾͒̈́̓͗͒̓̚͘͝t̵̛̎̃̐̆̍̍̍̍̐͋̿y̷̯̽̃̑̈̓̏̔̇͆̍͠͠͠

in a horrendous mood expect some unhinged posts

Hex haywire: a stylish pattern


- The great toilet paper depression

✩ Its appreciation time for you all!! {look in description 3}

AAAAAAAAA


- The classic “I know what I’m doing when I carefully put my hand in a ventilation fan”


Rentry Mask


- Are you ok mom

Lonely 💔

Guys im starting a cult


- I cant top this, right now this is my highest tier screenshot.


- Got inspired by r/blackpeopletwitter


- Ubi sticking to their roots in the new glitchy AF Breakpoint (Ye I know the game is in Beta but its out next week)


- She should really open her own salon.


- Satisfying AF.


- When you hire an expensive prostitute in TF2


- Orang like you never seen him before!


- Im a mEmEsTaR


- My brother is so domestic..


- um


- Found on Yahoo Answers. There was a photo and everything (cut it out because my editing is poor and I’m not comfortable exposing someone’s face). People are this dumb...


- Dude that part made me cry


- A price drop, you say?


- These odd flying carps leave a blue smoke trail


IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION that Astronomy Club, our most recent weekly rec, did not get renewed for a second season on Netflix despite being quite literally one of the funniest and most well done sketch shows out there— and this is not just our biased opinion, this show *literally* got perfect reviews. It *literally* has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Can someone tell us why tf ThE kIsSiNg BoOtH tWo is #1 trending on Netflix right now while Netflix has never promoted Astronomy Club a day in their life AND ALSO how FuLlEr HoUsE got renewed for 5 f*ckin seasons?! LOL @netflix UR TRASH EVERYONE GO SIGN THIS PETITION LINK IN OUR BIO !!!! - @americasleastwantedimprov on Instagram


- Pet supplies


- weed memes humor


- Coraline


- Funny!!!


- @marijuana.lovers.page on Instagram


- At this point I wouldnt be surprised if I was a mistake.


- There goes my luck for the decade.. 1 in 425,429 at 61


- Cloudrest was fun!


- This and a blunt


- Pokemon GOs Egg menu distance counter is inaccurate and rounds up for no reason.


- Dog Bath, Bed, Beauty and Spa time


- blursed_teletubbie


- Stick it to T͝H̜͔͚͙̩ͅẸ̴ ̺̜͚̱͎̦M̴̰̘̺̫͎͔͖À̜̥͍N̬̫̣̩͇̟̳


- Shoe Lace Spikes: +10 Defense Against Meth Attacks, Retain Magazine Collection


“What are you doing down there?” 😊 Follow @golden_retrievers_official if you love dogs - Credit: @thatsmysuperdog - ➡️Follow @golden_retrievers_official ❤️ ➡️Follow @golden_retrievers_official ❤️ ➡️Follow @golden_retrievers_official ❤️ - Turn on post notifications 📫 - ✨to feature your dog✨ Follow and Tag me in your post for a chance to get featured💕 . . . . . . . . . . ❤️ #goldenretrieverpuppy #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenpuppy #goldenretrievers #goldenretrieverlove #goldenretrieversworld #goldenretrievertoday #goldenretrieverpuppies #goldenretrieverlovers #dogsworld #goldenretrieversofig #goldenretrieverlover #goldenretrieveroftheday #goldenpup #goldenpuppies #goldenretrieverpup #goldenretrieverdog #goldenretrieverphotos #goldenretrieverlife #goldenretrievers_ #goldenretrieverfunny #goldenretrieverhype #retrieversgallery #officialretrievers - @golden_retrievers_official on Instagram


- Nah Im good. Lets u u u h h h h h h h


- Happy birthday!


- Made with nostalgia


- They’ll get it


- hmmm


- Got my first Dread the Empire toy tonight :3


- Why the long face, husk?


- SCHooCH


- Blursed Dogtopus


- Blursed doll


- Dang it


- Wifi laundry, because.


Once again I fucked around because I was bored, and made this: - @odh.svg on Instagram


- I just realized what my Chickens kibble was made out of...


- Try and quit now


- Kindergarden intensifies


- I cant be the only one.


- I dont want to think about this...


Road trip with mom. Credit @goldens_of_chicago Use #myfavoritegoldens to be featured - @myfavoritegoldens_ on Instagram


- at least justice was served


- My sis still doesnt know why I stole her pillow


- Funny & Truths


- This game never ceases to amaze and disappoint me simultaneously.


- I have a mighty T H I R S T.


- Hmmmm... Ok lets do it.


- Blursed babies


- I called this the beached whale


- *DIY- Refashion Jeans & Shorts- Up-cycled Denim


- THE ULTIMATE BIRD


- Our kid’s school did a Secret Santa at school today. First time ever. This might be the last year as well.


- He knew the answer


- This little girl ran out of energy at an adoption event (German Shepherd Rescue of Orange County)


- Only in South Africa


- horses have a power i can even begin to grasp


- I feel like this could be memed


- The holy trinity


- Adult Jokes


- *Paranoid intensifies*


- Anyone else or is this just me 😂


- Do NOT transgress past the garden


- this is my best screenshot


- These “ads” on Instagram that try and make people feel bad for followers. This is just a new low


- Salt water taffy


- At level 349 I finally achieve financial security.


- Talk about a growth spurt. Also thats a plantain in his cheek.


- Wow thats a photo realistic house right there


- hmmm


- SWEG


- Whos ready for this new journey milestone


- V I O D F I L L


- A boss monster for my game


- Her nail


- This person is selling slime for 1000$


- It’s big.

- Kinda worth it tbh¿?

Depois de semanas de luta, precisamos deixá-lo partir. O pior momento na vida de quem tem o privilégio de conviver com esses seres especiais. Sebastião chegou em nossas vidas há quase 8 anos, superou todas as expectativas de vida ao nosso lado e agora leva um pedaço nosso com ele. Agora é juntar os cacos para seguir a vida. Quem já passou por doenças terminais em seus bichos sabe o quanto cansamos emocionalmente e fisicamente, então essa semana vou dar um tempo em tudo, viver esse momento e em breve volto à rotina. Agradeço demais a todos colegas que me deram suporte nesse momento, como é bom contar com uma equipe dos sonhos para meus bichos. - @joiceperuzz1 on Instagram

- Just rolling around an empty trunk.

- My old plug had a kid

- Petco $1/gallon in USA running with $10 off $60 coupon for Black Friday! Buy online, pick up in store;

- H i m

- My dog hates moving

- god i love this game, you’ve never seen it all

- You’re not a real one unless you have one of these in every room of your house

- Buy me.

- Kyle doing the fallen Peter Griffin pose

- Legit as F

BAKAMAYACAKSANIZ ALMAYIN!!!!! GOLDEN..... OTOBANA TERKEDİLİŞ... TRAFİK KAZASI.. AYAKLAR KIRIK.. İLERİ DERECEDE UYUZ... @adanapegasusveteriner de GECE TEDAVİSİNE BAŞLANDI.. SEBEP YİNE EGOSU İÇİN GOLDEN ALAN.. SONRA ONDAN KURTULMAK İÇİN OTOBANA ATAN BİR İKİ AYAKLI.. ARTIK İNSAN DEMİYORUM.. KLİNİKTE TEDAVİSİ SÜREN O KADAR HASTAMIZ VAR Kİ.. KLİNİK DESTEĞİ SAĞLAMAK İSTERSENİZ🙏🏽. If you can’t look after them, don’t get a dog!!! This is a golden retriever that once had an owner and the owner left him on the side of the road. People here love buying dogs such as golden retrievers to impress their girlfriends or families lr friends, but not because they actually love dogs. End of story, a dog that has no idea how to survive on the streets suffers immensely. These people cannot be people, rhey are two legged disgusting creatures. We rescued this beautiful one from another city where some animal lovers reached out to us. Both Legs broken, and she has high degree mange disease. As soon as she arrived late last night we began her treatment. We need your help, please! We already owe a lot of money to the vet but they also cannot say no to us because they also care a lot for injured and abused stray animals. @adanapegasusveteriner İŞ BANKASI IBAN TR070006400000160260318732 BİR CAN BİN YAŞAM EĞİTİM DERNEĞİ @simh3it @jeremyamram #satınalmasahiplen #sokakhayvanları #straydogs #donate #donatedogs #goldenretriever #helpdogs - @simh3it on Instagram

- ᶒtȩ̛͟rnäl & uncrȩ̛͟äted

- horses get stuck in the craziest ways

- Kids say the darndest things.

- Blursed Dolly

- Blursed massage

- do you have the coin?

- Dog whelping box

- Fortnite is trying to copy PUBG once again... They really deserve to get sued...

- The Sorcerer Supreme, Dr. Strange.

- mentally, this (or the big hangars) are still my drop spot every match

- Damn, thats rough...

- Best I can do is $314

- Blursed_Kirby

- There is no racism in Russia.

- Long Leather Boots dont have spikes in game.

Direct result of the drastic fall in rent prices and increase in jobless man-gypsies. THANKS RAVI! - @hobokenmemes on Instagram

- I wonder if the people on the other Island are friendly or if they go around brutally murdering eachother with Shotguns and Mounted Turrets too

- The reflections are I̗̳̱͚̺̗̺͆ͨ͐̌ͪ̉̔̇̈̂ͭ̑̂̎̔̂ͦ͛̏ N̖̲̞̙̬̠̱͈ͤ̏̒́ͯͨ̔̔̒̐̿̐ͮ̈́͋͛͌̓ͦ ̦̳̲͓͕̦͈̻̤̩̩͇̜̖̩̭̘̠̫ͦͥ͛̂̒͌͌ͫ̅͑̾ͨ͋́̍̏ͦ̃͊F̍͋̏̄̍́͂ ̮̜̥̪̼͈͇͚̭̽ͦ̋͑̌ͫͨ̏ͯͧ̇̊̊̚̚ͅĪͩ̉ͨ̇ͩ ̗̫̩͚̳̟͚͎̥͖̱͕ͬ̈̈̌N͒ͨ̊ Ĩ̦͈͍̫̈́̿ͭ̍̈ͧ͌̄̊͛͊ ̤̙̦̼͇̫̪͔̝̭͎̻͔͈̤̘͔ͥ͗̀̂ͫ̾ͅT͇͚̲͎̺͕̔ͪ͆ͩ̌͌ ̜͚̹̱̗̟̻̩̯̫̳̘̥͇̓̅̀ͅE̮ͩ̄ͥͯ̀̉

- He will eat you.

- He is travelling to another dimension

- The Unclean (SCP 093) model.

- Don’t get sell my nana

- Hide your kids

- Found this bad boy hovering by my ship. shame it was literally the only thing on that planet that didnt kill me.

- Wow. I think Im going to live here.

- I’m sorry

- Gold Pills

- Lololol

- Why is this purple? Ride the lightning BTW

- Blursed underage smoking

- Out of sight, out of mind.

- Oh hi mark!

- I bet its naturally lubricated

- What if we kissed under the Silent Hill gas station 😳

- When your power tools start smoking.

- Why would you want these?

- Me and the boys noclipping into the backrooms

Huh? @drtyxj_2001 #beatnotbabied #meme - @beat_not_babied on Instagram

- One-shot a giant, apparently named Achilles

She is all of us ... - @thecanggupole on Instagram

- Found a wild Gek

- Found a radar grid and a radio tower right next to each other, so i made this!

- Bro, check out my sick new tattoo. Its VyKeen for strength

- Saw this guy replying with this image to like 30 different posts, thinking that smoke and viruses have the same properties or some shit.

- Click clacks. What a blast!

- Butterflies sucking on human blood [reposted, bad title]

- Help.

- It’s becoming more challenging to find things to do in the epilogue - now John is hunting the most dangerous game.

- We have successfully caught the Z͘ A̕X̀͞I̵̡̧S͟ ̸̧T̛͜H̶͏I̛EF̵̛. The z axis has been restored.

- Heel Fissures

- Grounded defines the laws of physics

Helmut Newton doc opens this week at @hotdocs_! Its hard to pick a favourite Newton photo, but these sexy drumsticks get our vote. 🍗🍗 #photography #documentary #HelmutNewton #TheBadAndTheBeautiful #chicken #drumsticks #heels - @pov_magazine on Instagram

- So Uniteds been uping their game as of late

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Fuck

- Just imagine, using a mothers addiction to get more followers

- portable helicopters when???

- Thanks for having my back momma

- Babe I can’t quit now, I’m in an instance

- She loves when you pet her with your feet and rub her face! Does this for at least 20 min a day!

- Slightly photoshopped out but WTF Wish... found on Facebook

#roadtrip #journey #love credit to @charlie_laurenspup - @doggyshowcase on Instagram

- A Gatorclaw at the Moment of Death, Spews Caps (Fortune Finder Perk)

- I’ll take it

- it’s certainly a look

- Pardon my dirty tank but this is my big girl.

- Better practice than tr_walkway.

- Events & Competitions

- Anyone need a shield potion?

- (Mass Effect 2) Anybody got any theories with this one?

- I think Mr. Krabs finally calmed down about the shutdown

- Heist edit style to remove the tiki face paint (sorry for the bad editing)

- Submit to G E K

- Found this cool deer looking creature and thought you guys might like it.

- This is so sad can we get 50 likes?

- Cholla cactus lighter case

💓 - @thegoblinmilk on Instagram

- Weve been wrong all along. Theyre gonna make sure we no take candle ever again.

- Sometimes I do feel like I’m coughing up a lung

- hmmm

- Saving the world together! Um, Jelly?... Watcha doin?...

- DE wont let me subsume Warframes, so Ill subsume Teshin instead

- Baddie

- Moments before the meteor that killed the dinosaurs hit earth. 65,000,000 BCE (Colorized)

- Claudette teaching her new friend how to be a Blendette. Pls tell him he is doing a good job. Hs is nervous

- I like making supernatural ladies 3/4

- I mean why not, Right?

- gmod tn YEETER, what is this a crossover episode

- The Hard truth about Double standards

- Good ol’ Hosea, always loves a piggyback.

- woof_irl

- I’m not sure I should post this here.

- It’s been a whole year since these came out and they still haven’t sold out.

- she knows 😳

- 10 photos taken moments before disaster

- Smh epic tsk tsk tsk

- Frozen items showing up not frozen..? (rip frozone combo)

- Me irl

- That one moment of satisfaction on the Killcam...

- Prison

- Found while looking for video games on craigslist. Why...

- Impeccable taste

- Avengers, assemble!

- Kiddie Kingdom in one picture

- Devil is doing this

- [AoC] Nintendo wouldnt DARE but I would gladly take it

- now i know where all my weed is going. Just for fun. Stay healthy.

- Hilarious? Terrifying? Both?

- Hast thou heard the news?

- Is that a Jojo reference?!

- I don’t have pierced ears but now I wish I did :-(

- Marcurio doesnt like being photobombed...

- A masturbation glove

- FOUND THE VENDETTA FLOPPER IN PARADOX CASH CUP

- forbidden milk (dont drink)

- Kids these days

- Make the revs task only or shut it down for the time being like BH till the problems solved.

- This advertisement

- Me_irl

- When you throw up at school and you’re waiting for your mom to pick you up

- SCP-610 sculpture I made hope you guys like it

- Elsa and Anna lookin a lil worse for wear

- Sho-lah suckers!!!

- How you look when you ddos blizzard

- Snagged this beautiful Orochi! Itll match my bi pride Ika!!!

- S̪̦͚̥̲͔̗ ̝̼̙͢T͏̜̙̤̲̟ ͍̭O̖̺̮̗͈̭P̤͎̤̮̬͖̯͞ ̘̦̫͖̮̭̩͜ ͉̥̘̞T͇̱̮̜̱̲H̻̻͕̥͔͕̰a̹̮̦̤ ̙̳̞B̡̟͉U̴͕̖͖ ̸̩͓r͎ ̟͙͜N̡̪̳͉̪̤̳.͏̲͙̙̠ ͖ ̢̖̪̯̻̰͕F҉̘ ̫E̥̰͎͓͞ ͎̞̘E̞͜.͉͍͈1̗͉̹̜͙̪Ş̯͈̟͕̞

- And this is why I dont like Knifestorm effect

- It goes even beyond our reality

- Im stuck on this screen, how do i get out without restarting game?

- Cursed_Pork

- Whats your favourite implementation of the Wii U GamePad?

- This ghoul has the longest neck Ive seen

- Poison Headcrab: Scary for a Reason...

- This was a screenshot from over a year ago and I’m still confused

- Î

- Galactus do be close doe😳

- WIDE FACTS #1

- meirl

- We might want to rethink this whole diplos as pets thing...

- Sad man

- I thought It Would Be Nice To Add A Way To Roast Apples At Campfires For 6 Seconds To Get Roasted Apples. They Would Heal 20 Health To The Player.

- Cigarrete Smoke.

- True

- This dude has the secret to defeat Saxton Hale, But I dont know what is it?

- 3d Anatomy

- Thanks I hate baby Mr.Clean

- Possibly Rare Horse.

- Big pp baby

- Have a feeling the Bi-Plane may spawn here...

- Everybody gangster till hand sanitizer costs this much. Corona sucks

- Awesome Ant Stuff

- bleak, me, digital, 2020

- At least we have something.

- Dont Sleep With The Women Of The Golden Bazaar

- Cursed_SunnyDeer

- Killing in PUBG? So uncivilized.

- Tip: Dr Doom and his Henchman don’t attack shadow disguises.

- Dont try this at home! 😂

- and I will call him George

- Me in real life! 🤤

- The BirdScout is now extinct

- oh no oh god oh fuck

- [OC] [ART] Guan-Yin, Mastermind Rogue of the Tsui Tong

- I made a cow! Okay a dog cow but its cowesq I think ?

- Moo cow! Nabbed my first Bad Dragon! :)

- A face only a mother could love

- Found my new living exocraft

- The smoke study

- “Ugh no moooooom”

- D͟͠O̶ ́͘͝N̡̛̛O͘T͝ F́͟E͏E̵̡D̸͏͢ ̵̀C̨R͟O҉̷N̸͠͞ḐO̵͏G͘G̶҉ ̵̕T͢Ó͠͠ ҉FI͘ŃSH̶́͟ ́͡!̷

- Stonk market crashing

- Zook

- I think were good on the condiments.

- a very nice killcam

- Wondering if anybody else does this 😂

- Elephant Spiders- The continents most terrifying beast of burden!

- me_irl

- Idk why but this picture of Peely just cracks me up

- Found this sleepy boi outside Virgils cave. Thank God I left Dogmeat at home before heading there.

- One aspect of Team Rumble I love is seeing the Escher-esque nightmares 30-40 people building on a single spot produces.

- In da butt

- Weed

- Shes kinda slow

- I cant believe Ruby got brutally murdered in 0.5 patches

- cursed_box

- Cursed_Neat_Freak

- EA messing around with the necromorphs name in dead space 2
