- A Siamese cat with Vitiligo
- He’s been a handsome cat all 15 years of his life but today may be the end for him. He’s been the greatest cat I could ever ask for, I’ll never be able to thank him for his love. I’ll never forget about your tuxedo, George.
- When I post the wrong group the first time 😳 but some people wanted more so here’s what happened after 💓💓
- Theres a reason why this troll is my best friend :D
- OOPSIE!
- Bird puns continued
- My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
- Instagram scares me :) pt.2
- MEANWHILE ON FACEBOOK
- Art:Male Form
- found another one thats old but (gross?) gold. pink is me. -he dmd me about a tattoo across my chest Id posted on tumblr-
- Boyfriends be like
- avengers
- She’s a keeper
- Classmate slept over and borrowed my Powerbeats pro...
- Dragon Age: Inquisition
- ...red?
- The best SO she could ask for
- All marvel movies
- Deep in thought
- My friend is going to see his girlfriend tommorow, she lives in a different country, for Christmas. His Dad is going to say goodbye and she gets upset. This is a constant problem, everyone is out to spite her personally...
- Funny Harry potter memes
- Oh hey, it worked
- Found on r/memes
- Part 2 to my previous post
- Cute
- I cant have a piece ful nap without a dinger in my inbox.
- Casual racism through messenger
- Dom and subs
- Loved their car to death... RIP TSLA
- Sometimes you gotta think on your feet
- Merry fucking Christmas to you too
- Marvel Civil War
- We got her guys! I did it
- Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000.
- Introduced my friend to reddit. This is what she did.
- Gabriel reyes overwatch
- Jay Ali can get it
- Alright.
- Told someone off today. Men, get it together, I cant even tell you how many times I get this shit
- What the fuck
- How can I explain this any further?
- Animal Companions
- Where’s the prank? Another POS trying to do this licking “challenge”.
- Deadpool
- Here is the pick up line from the post earlier (saw this one a few days ago and gave it a try)
- Paint me like one of your French cats
- my thoughts while watching new spiderman movie
- There is something seriously wrong with this guy I’ve tried getting him kicked out of our friend group for behavior like this
- Someone posted on our local yard-sale site 2 days ago requesting emergency help in fostering a dog for 2 weeks while a newly-homeless family waited to move into their new home. I, a complete stranger, offered to home this dog FOR FREE....and this is what I get.
- I didn’t know I had multicultural body parts
Signed The Black Black Panther and Marvel Consumer World Management. 🖤🐾⚔️ #BlackPanther #ChadwickBoseman #Marvel #WakandaForever 🙅🏽♀️ #WaysToHelpFixTheBullshitThatIs2020 - @okcmeinatl on Instagram
- My mother accusing me of having a therapist and telling lies to them
- My friend got this response when telling the Airbnb owner there was a mouse
- My mother and father show up outside my apt without notice and demand I go eat dinner with then even though I’ve been living independently for six years. The last time I saw them they made me cry in public so I’ve been putting off seeing them. They haven’t apologized.
OKAY HI DISCUSSION NOW. Let’s talk about ~second chances~. As some of you may know, I am a Zumba Instructor so I come up with my own content and lead classes. Following workout videos is difficult for me because I am so used to instructing. I tried @jabscommunity on June 30th and was put in the wrong class. I left after 5 minutes because I didn’t think it was for me. The following day, I was sent the correct Zoom link, tried again, and then left again within 10 minutes. I seriously didn’t understand the hype. I saw so many people I follow on this account talk so highly of it, and that’s when I knew I needed to try again. GIVE THINGS SECOND CHANCES. Today, July 27th, I tried @jabsbygina again and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. I could have easily left this class again in 5 minutes, but you can’t give a workout a try until you finish the whole workout. @jabsbygina you killed me, pushed me, and inspired me, and I am so beyond thankful to be apart of this amazing community. I never thought I would look so forward to a workout, and I am so excited to take abs tomorrow! GIVE THINGS SECOND CHANCES. BE OPTIMISTIC. Shoutout to @healthwrach @daniishealthyish @thenutritiousnorm @eatswithsoph for getting me into this!! 💕💕 - @jabwithrocky on Instagram
- She’s only joking, right guys? Guys?
- My cat’s shadow (looks like that 3D glasses effect)
- This lady was fun
- Can’t find an effective method of controlling this pest!
- Blursed Anchor
- When you see something you shouldn’t have seen
- Gabbi, make me happy
- Looks like Im quitting tomorrow
- He’s may not be the most photogenic, but I love my sweet boy.
- what are your guys’ predictions that we are getting more rap tomorrow for the launch trailer? lol
- I honestly didn’t think it would work
- Meeting a new friend for the first time
- Tinder profile
- Random Derp cat for my morning ❤️
- Plants have just been appearing at my boyfriends place...
- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes
- 2meirl4meirl
- Nice guy tracks down a girl from tinder and shows up at work, doesn’t understand why that’s creepy. Was upset for being left on read.
- Fun fact of the day: being friends with the opposite sex isn’t allowed. (From a friend)
- A good mommy checks in on her little one ♥️
- Bruh how did you miss that? She looked for it and everything!
- Nice response though
- I told what I thought was a bot to go away, and they did!
- I dont think she understood
- My news feed delivers. Some people smh
- Met on tinder, she planned a date and bailed to be with her ex... texted me a month later
- Tammy Need Not Know About This
“Even the fact that you go to Aveda” 😂😂😂😂 - @byubarstool on Instagram
- Anyone else have something like this happen?
- ME AND ASIF ARE FRIENDSHIP
- Extreme lowballers
- The rates are rock bottom tonight...
This Wednesday night on @planetscumlive myself and @yoyofirestone (one of the only good people in comedy) present LAWN AND ORDER. I’ve gotten VERY into lawn care lately and we’re going to discuss everything I’ve been learning. - @chrisgeth on Instagram
- We havent spoken in a year, and when we did, she messaged me first. We dont even gi to the same school; and I never bullied her
- We hooked up awhile ago, matched on Tinder and this is her opener
- Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf
- I told my cousin I was gay today
- Flirting quotes for him
- Stop doing this.
- Always enjoy this turn around
- Me_irl
- My little sister is trying to learn how to knit, and shes giving me a migraine
- My boyfriend is a marine, he’s very masculine and stoic, so I never expected him to admit he wants to be my sub. I’m so happy oh my GOD
- Tom Holland - Zendaya
- Shadow🖤
- Literally saved his life today. He stopped breathing and began turning blue. He is much better now. Hes a shelter kitty.
- Have there been casualties?
- Man I’m smooth
- I was discussing captain marvel and the MCU in general with a friend when autocorrect jumped in
- Her bio said she goes to law school.
- I knew something was up
- Sometimes you have to explain yourself
- [Meme] When the patient is a terrible historian
- I suppose this old opener still works.
- My saves
- KitKat basking in the sunlight on her perch
- Meetme is literally shit tier
- Geez, sorry I asked...
- Because thats every girls dream
- I’m not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash
- ßâm, killer of parents, stopper of adoptions
- At least he apologised?
- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...
- Classic tinder dynamics
- Hes been laying like this for THIRTY MINUTES with this EXACT SAME EXPRESSION LOOOOOOOOL
- Gotta love grailed
- Normally I have the opposite effect on women
- I’m too tired for this
- My attempt to buy something on Facebook marketplace.
- Threatening to join the 27 club because Im not interested
- Tinder profile
- me_irl
- me irl
- No amount of messages will make me want to help you jerk it to me
- I am sun bathing Daddy.
- Deadpool Y Spiderman
- I’ve been waiting for payment on my photos since Sept 1st. I finally hear about my half of the payment last Sunday. The head photographer didn’t even ask to borrow the money-just took it upon himself to use it. I saw him posting at an expensive amusement park next day.
- Sassafras in a dramatic sunbeam
- Memes of 2015
- I can do you no harm
- Looking down on her human. Typical cat.
- I hate advertising on Tinder
- What you 8
☺️🙏 - @asahi._._.azumane on Instagram
- Cheese puns work every time
@_freeprofucts__ don’t trust this SCAMMER - @avneka_art on Instagram
- Mooshy little buddy
- I wanted to be nostalgic and play with Cleverbot but now I’m really uncomfortable and terrified.
- The importance between then and than.
- Well then. Guess I’m single
- Bts texts
- Harry Potter mems
- Guess he doesnt wanna make me his princess then?
- Danny devito
- So close...
- Take a hint dude
- Babysitting this cutie for a week, reddit meet Dexter!
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Holy shit it worked
- couple goals\ best friend
- #SketchingShakespear
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- funny quites
- Backfired
- meirl
- AutoINcorrect!
- why i say never burn a bridge, everyone knows someone...
- Look at this simp from upclose
- Caught him watching the birds in this position.....
- My dads mega chonk, she hefty
- Her bio said she cries about math a lot
- My kitties went missing over two years ago every now and then I think of him wanted to share him here.
- Tinder opener about Swiss flag
- Lmao
- Disney characters as humans
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- REDEMPTION 100
- Stupid texts
- Cats — blacks real quick
- Low-key me asf 😂
- If you ignore that I spelt Bandersnatch wrong three times in a row, you’ll see it works pretty well if you rematch with someone
- I just want you all to know I’m still going with this
- My friend is onto a hot new ICO
- A CHOCOLATE HIGH
- i think he oofed..
- Superhero Texts
- Panties accidentally left in bathroom
- I was trying to take a nice picture, and she meowed. This picture perfectly reflects her personality
- GTA funny
- Blursed Conversation With Spouse
- Why do dudes feel the need to mention their height
- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor
- This delivery driver
O-100 real quick . . . . . . . . . . . . #tinderconvos #tinderbio #indiansontinder #tinderprofile - @indiansontinder on Instagram
- Half Way (xpost from r/tinder)
- 5sos funny texts&imagines
- This beautiful beautiful man Dacre
- I posted about how late it is and how I can’t sleep. This is the sympathy message I received.
- Bartering with a vanlife friend parked next to me, lol
- Me_irl
- Me explaining raffles to my gf
- Asymmetric bob
- Not the pussy I was hoping for but 🤷♂️
- Converted my friend this last week and hes already spreading the good word
- Starburst 🌟
- By popular request...and still not getting the message
- Missed opportunity on my part
- In my bio a part reads, “I’m an open book, assuming you can read”
- Im not even really sure what to say about this one
- Persistence is key
- Face ride
- Friend showed me this. Some rando wanted her to dog-sit just because she fosters rescue dogs.
- Keeps trying even though he fails
- i may not get anything tangible out of this match but i will get my 7 orange arrows
- My older sister has always been my makeup guru so when she wanted to join reddit, this was the first subreddit I told her about
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- Now what
- Every fuck given is gone so im layin it out
- How to destroy your chances
- She though she had the upper hand
- 5sos imagines michael clifford
- I still dont understand..
- Exactly, so it’s not rape
- cute crush quotes
- Girls love a vulnerable guy
- Ah, I cant believe it worked. I dont understand women.
- Wish I was this smooth IRL
- Interesting title
- bianca?
- Lets take a feels trip
- To be cool.
- Texting with my wife. Sent her a cock pic and this followed....
- What could go wrong?
- Am I using deez nuts right?
- Guys, I met him, for real
- Dolan twins imagines
- Tonight’s special: a dumbass who tried to roast me.
- He really isn’t okay
- Might have been posted before
- nanananananananana batman
I... milagro get out * milagro walks away as I continue to play with peter* - - - {open rp} - @jaime_reyel_3rd_blue on Instagram
- We don’t like cats
- Her profile said she was looking to marry rich
- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.
- that’s gonna be a yikes from me
- cute couples/ one day
- Not really a nice guy but I didn’t kno where else to post this
- spideypool
- being told off by someone on tinder in the form of a pick up line
- Dark YouTubers
- How to get a girlfriend off of tinder
- Give a dog a bone
- Magcon imagines
- Oh.
- Sometimes the shot doesn’t land
- I’m planning to do a Star Wars rpg game this was an “argument” I had with one of the players
- Dodge the red flags!
- Do your thing, reddit!
- Cute relationship goals
- She actually thought this was funny and we kept talking
- Goals
- Wish my ring bear and I good luck!
- Outlander ❤️
- Found the toaster line in this group and thought I was onto a winner :/
- I think I’ve hit my peak
- Right now or I’m out
- I hope these jokes don’t grow old 🌲🌳🌴
- LOTV only out few days... And is already causing me problems.
- Tinder + Woosh = Lame Conversation
- art
- Freckles forgot to pull her tongue back in when I caught her attention.
- I guess you’re not a real man if you don’t drive a truck fellas :/
- fan favorite
- Yikes
- Beauty Quotes
- Fucking dumbass Billy, he should go back to english school because he is a dumb fuck.
- Me_irl
- I really think I’m dying
- The chipmunks are back for the year. So tempting!
- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning
- Superhero Texts
- Assassination Classroom
- Jesus we all need sleep
- Not sure if Im doing it right.
- 🤦♀️
- My buddy had arm surgery
- Shutting down Gotham via Texts from Superheroes
- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal
- This guy made me kinda want to die
- This could mark a new chapter for me
- Boy quotes
- Ammi right???
- Thought we had a real connection
- Her bio said “I could never love you as much as I love Oreos”
- When your friend flakes for ice fishing twice... you roast him
- Fuck you, Neiman Marcus
- 😐😐😐😐😐
- She didn’t say much after that
- You can never be too careful
Shout out - @pirates_of_the_carribeen on Instagram
- A mouth?
- My friend and I turned off autocorrect on a dare. This happened almost immediately
- Jenna Lynn
- After my typical pick up line I try to actually engage in conversation 9/10 they go like this
