- New cat, I call him the Borax kid. Really like this picture
- Working on my book hasn’t failed me yet.
- What a shitty thing to do a day before the wedding
- i’m terrible at conversations
- Posted in a fb moms group, a 15 year old is starving her unborn baby.
- This rare sighting on a friends WhatsApp story
- Called me and texted me after I rejected him (pt 2 to my last post)
- Who wants to bet they will definitely have a camo wedding dress? This is wrong on so many levels, poor girl!
- Hello? Who’s there?
- Sad ;-;
- I ended it before it even started
- Um, okay. You do that then. As a moderator I sometimes get hate mail like this...
- I guess Im his sempi hbu??
- Daphne Moon
- Fake text message
- Oomph there it is. Btw im in England while this guy in American so his reasoning despite knowing its impossible and im in a relationship is hur dur no date = free nudes
- No, I dont want to be your sugar baby.
- My baby was yawning and I caught him with funny expressions
- Oh lawd hes sittin!
- When you see a handsome guy with a cute about me and he ruins it with this
- Connor strikes again
- Dude gets a new phone number after I blocked his first one.
- I’m fake for not falling for a scam
- Why am I stupid
- Most awkward message Ive ever recieved on Tinder
- This is from my sister, who is 7 years older than me and still tied up in the family’s (unfortunately close-knit) bullshit. The “help” was $2k I had been repeatedly told “not to worry about” for classes. I left home when they made me get rid of my cat, as one punishment, and I finally snapped.
- This is just insulting
- Some say she’s still waiting...
- Working on my jokes, nailed it.
- Desperate
- he’s gone 🙂 ...
- When people just post news on FB just because of the title and dont even bother to read the story.
- Super liked.
- Dorm life.
- My buddy sleeping by the bedside.
- A Facebook mom trying to get to know my husband
- Missed opportunity on my part
- do we like bendy girls here too?
- Reddit, please dont let me win.
- Well thats one way to fluff the fuck out of your resume. Ill take it
- A girl I used to go to high school with.
- What could go wrong?
- Her bio said she was a fan of The Office. Am I doing this right?
- My friend just up and had a stroke
- Too many coincidences, Did I just find my wife 🤭
- The majestic Domestic Shorthair perched upon her throne.
- Please don’t correct him
- It’s a sign if you match twice!
- Turning bisexual was a terrible idea.
- This guy with no fucking context
- Excuse my French
- Why even give me the option??
- Idk if this is creepy or just rude, the comment was about a girls new profile picture
- When you match with your coworker that looks alway different in person
- When your friends is a jojo fan
- Instagram scares me :) pt.1
- Send me your Social Security number while you’re at it
- This happened after I told someone I was asexual wtf is wrong with people
- Curled feetsies make the world go round
- Thanks, I hate Mike Witowski
- He didnt tell me he changed his mind until I was waiting on him for 5 hours...
- Feelin cute, might taking a selfie
- My (now former) friend gets upset if I dont text him back right away even though he knew I was busy at work. Check the time stamps. This is the 100th and final time hes done this.
- Classic nice guy lmao
- Too rude?
- My occupation is listed as “Mailman”
- Hopefully our first date goes as planned, wish me luck!
- MGTOW Guy purposely matches with single mom to tell her off on the first message
- Does my cat resemble a raccoon? So many people tell me she does
- In a high school council chat with 30 people....
- The yarn cave holds... and still has not collapsed on itself...
- When reddit communitues take over your conversations
- After being gone for almost 4 months, Thomas the train has finally come home!
- Oh my that was direct
- Because thats every girls dream
- What you 8
- This is Panthro. I caught him last night.
- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball
- When I broke up her name for a pun
- r/CreepyPMs
- Why does this community have to be so toxic
- Remember when tinder group used to be a thing?
- Do you see what I see?
- Told me friend I just got a cousin last night and he sent me this
- Asked if i wanted a dickpic. I said no....
- the edge...
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- big man is only 2 pounds from his goal weight!!
- Found the one
- Tinder lines
- Harry Potter!!
- It’s a close third...
- “fuck feminist” -dude who’s sad i would accept a dick pic from him
- She lost the laser.
- This person got banned from a chat because they talk like this. Im not an admin.
- I may get bashed for posting this, but this is just so FAKE! Posts like these are honestly disgusting.
- Ah yes the wonderful mind of a tinder gorl
- Top Ten Anime Plot twists
- SORRY, not sorry
- It shits me when I take time out of my day to be available for people like this
- “I wanted to see ur tits”
- Hi
- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning
- Harry Potter is my main wingman
- Caught out!
- This absolute charmer thought it was okay to ask about my husbands schlong...
- I mean how dare she!??
- FeelsGoodMan :D
- Krampus is having an existential crisis...
- Guy Ive known since I was 13. Ugh
- To be fair the winter months are harsh around here.
- Nice guy, guess he gets all the chicks
- I had to call him.
- my small girl that doesnt want to get lost in new
- Boyfriends be like
- Straight men this is not the way to ask for a blowjob.
- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes
- I’m not about to make you chicken fingers if that’s what your getting at
- Harry Potter will always woo the ladies
- He actually said maam!
- Oh hey, it worked
- Well thats a new one.
- It really is a small world.
- Paint me like one of your French cats.
- Im not even really sure what to say about this one
- Don’t know weather this is a complement 🤔
- [Meme] When the patient is a terrible historian
- My number neighbor gets it
- Keep his balls empty...
- The number of emojis my mom uses when she texts me
- I thought it was funny, apparently she didnt
- ITS ON MY COMPUTER SO ITS MY PAGE!
- I pranked the fake Muks on skype and the results speak for themselves...
- Guys be careful of this person on Tinder. She was trying to convince me to come round. Knew it was a scam from get go. But always try to find out why.
- Except it isnt that spelling of accept...
- Get ready for trouble, and make it double.
- Birthday cake condolences
- Hey favorite spot to lay.
- Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
- For context, my name is Will
- Heard yall like name puns
- U make me sick
- Im honestly suprised that worked...
- And thats a fact
- He tried to set himself apart from the other, run-of-the-mill dick pics
- We got her guys! I did it
- Some things never change
- She lied
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- My name is Mason. No unmatch yet...
- Hey
- Releasing the name of a confidential informant on facebook.
- The post is about her using PR’s Miracle Oil on her baby’s head....and this isn’t the first instance of her peddling an MLM.
- My bio has message first to win a prize 🎉
- Her bio said she likes to exchange dog pics, I didnt expect this to work
- That escalated quickly
- These bots arent even trying anymore...
- *unmatch*
- Im married
- Blursed group chat
- Her profile said life sucks, go big or go home
- Madlad
- Krispy Kreme is only giving free (dozens of) donuts to healthcare workers, obviously not good enough for Facebook
- Got A’s on all my finals
- People like this on Tinder...smh
- Hi this is ____ from daddy’s on demand!
- we all know the better profession
ICU - @eolivaphoto on Instagram
- Where Did I Go Wrong?
- Shouldve said looks like aprils comin before winter :(
- Got home from school to this, what the fuck?
- s t r o c k
- Biblical
- Heard you guys like name puns
- Just woke up to all this
- I did it for you short kings 👑
- Tldr: This Fortnite Kid Attempting to dox me for my insta and psn
- Hello brick wall, maybe Ill have a conversation with you instead.
- And he was definitely proud of this
- I said one word
- Was taking to my friend, then I decided to be weird, so here you guys go
- This image speaks for itself. Im perfectly fine and just tried to threaten him. I aint falling for guilt tripping
- Asking price 300. It felt good not replying.
- 2meirl4meirl
- Im very open about being into girls and yet....
- His entire vibe did a whole 180
- He asked me nicely, and he said I wanted to so that means I should! (Some parts of the convo were skipped but it just involves me talking about how I’m not interested because I have a girlfriend and of him asking for pictures)
- Her bio said she was a amateur fortune teller
- Are you down for a trai— I mean triathlon??
- Now what
- Haven’t heard from her since.. wish me luck fellas!
- My little kitty
- Plenty of Fish? More like Plenty of Catfish
- that escalated quickly
- Boys, the eagle has landed!
- r/englishmumsfacebook “me too”
- She was not prepared.
- Uncomfy Levels at a 💫🧚 Bro thought this guy was Normal
- We don’t like cats
- Can I get a quick F?
- I just want you all to know I’m still going with this
- Scary how easy this was
- Can confirm. Was booty called.
- Are you virgin?
- me📞irl
- this is what dreams are made of
- Smh be smarter out there boys
- I hate people
- Tell me whisper isn’t a cesspool of horny men
- Didnt like my fashion,bonded over memes
- Can’t even leave their cats alone
- Take a hint dude
- This was on a video of someone taking pictures in a pumpkin patch
- Unmatched. Worth it
- Party planning can be so difficult
- Seen on r/tinder. Any question from any person that isnt literally can I get some ass apparently deserves an immediate response from any woman
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- First daughter to be a girl 😂
- Op is a video of woman getting dunked on
- Meetme is literally shit tier
- She don’t look too chonky in this pic but believe me she THICC
- From stunningly sexy to worthless & constipated! This is a guy Ive never actually met & have repeatedly turned down his advances. He continually saved my Snapchat stories, then I changed my relationship status on Facebook to in a relationship with someone, not realizing that he was entitled to me
- this is a person from my school , i think i want to leave
- My (20F) boyfriends (22M) true colors came out today ...
- You Are What You Eat!
- This happened.
- So my tinder name Is AdviceWizard and basically I just help people out on there and todays match got a bit interesting to say the least. (Sorry for the bad editing.)
- Winning
- This dude’s never heard of a keyboard smash and I’m positive he’s way older than me-
- After I got the screenshot he sent me a dick pic he got off a porn site and tried to convince me to cheat on my boyfriend.
- Didnt even think I was worth more than $130, flattered
- Raise your hand if you think Im a prude
- Huns are calling it respecting freedom of choice now apparently. Thats a new one. (She blocked me after this btw - good riddance!)
- Just being honest
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- Ive been out of the game for far too long, an I doing it right??
- Another moron on a lesbian dating app... Sigh.. Love how theyre offended by a loong answer...
- Badass will handle the drug deal himself next time
- Me carry conversation with pickup lines duhhh
- So apparently me sexting my boyfriend of 8 months makes me a whore, good to know
- me_irl
- Thanks to everyone who advised me on getting a second kitty. Meet Kaia!
- Thanks guys!
- strange people out there
- Well I wanted to look what it‘s like to be a sexy woman on tinder. So I created a fake account. Wasn‘t disappointed. 5 mins - 99+ likes. But this one killed me.
- I think Im in, boys
- yo what the fuck
- I think I did it right
- When theyve outted themselves then backtrack like 🤔🤔🤔
- This cutie was lost and i adopted her and later found out she is deaf but i love her
- Found the magic number! Ive been managing to eat at around 1400 a day for a couple weeks and it is producing amazing results! Since February Ive been losing about a 1.9 pounds a week, just eating at deficit, but since switching to 1400 a day, Ive lost 8 pounds since Nov 10th. Down 1 more today!
- Skype Session
- Im colored too
- Another thing from my private rp group. This girl sent me hi for 2 months. She also sent me a drawing of her stabbing her classmates but I deleted that conversation because I thought she would leave me alone after that.
- Video of stranger jerking off? Check. Crusty sock laying on their thigh? Check.
- Saw this in /r/pcmasterrace with the captionconverting my gf to pc was surprisingly easy
- Thigh school
- Matching with a fellow Murican while studying abroad
- Tinder + Woosh = Lame Conversation
- Getting the hang of this period
- Older man sends dick pics&tries to convince me to sleep w/him by offering $3,000
- I’m not sexualising you, I’m just calling you sexy
- Cut a bich
- Cursed_2018message
- Pretty sure Im getting unmatched for this
- He sent me a photo of himself randomly, I think he was in a group I was in. At least he was polite?
- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.
- To protect my reddit reputation lmao this is what came up on my timeline. I saw a fat cat. I laughed. I posted it here. I’m not lying trying to rip a picture off the internet and say it’s my friend’s. I never knew this fine chonkerino existed until this morning. Sorry for living under a rock.
- My moms kitten Lola being absolutely adorable.
- Thought I would post another IMVU one because the last one did well, this was just really ominous?
- This is progress! My mom (who usually is pushy about having kids) just inherited her mother’s jewellery and said this to me! Also side note I love tortoises and will be adopting one soon
- This guy messaged my girlfriend yesterday
- Wait where are my manners??
- First person to not yell at me for correcting them
- Do you know the Sahara desert?
- Every fuck given is gone so im layin it out
- It worked for me too!
- The girl im seeing sent me this lol
- If her horse likes you, shell like you. Thats a new one for me
- Does this fit here?
- She’s never tried waterboarding
- If you dont succeed at first, try again
- Freckles forgot to pull her tongue back in when I caught her attention.
- I matched with Jake from State Farm
- Titles=Hard
- Not really a nice guy but I didn’t kno where else to post this
- Making Girls Feel Special
- Every man ive EVER talked to thinks this is all I’m good for. (Not just men on dating sites)
- Why the fuck did this work.
- me irl
- What a lad
- Why...
- Finish your jokes people
- Um cara que deu em cima de mim há cinco anos atrás, está há cinco anos no vácuo e não desistiu até hoje. (obs: sou homem)
- Ive always liked girls that remind me of my mother
- Here goes nothin...
- Cursed_friend
- That’s messed up
- Fake my death
- Woman of her words
