
- My character bestows life-giving magic


- Good morning after a got my FWB’s hard dick.


- TBH I was just going to say that the description of the product was misleading and tbe pasta was not pink in color but they right away went with given me the refund.


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- A worldwide pandemic the likes of which we have not seen in a century: BuSinEsS aS uSuAl


- You expect people to assume you are gay if you are in a gay bar?


- Remember Minecraft roleplays?


- He needs our help


- Meth seeking fur missile


- Funny


- Pay 👏 our 👏 frontliners 👏 adequately👏 for 👏their👏 labour


- LGBTQ+


- ah yes, the saga continues


- Tony Hawks twitter is a gift that keeps on giving


- Hi I’m May and I love bags. ♥️


- Life is beautiful


- If you lucky Ill let you ride my bike


- He stole all my socks just to lay in them all day


- Its cozy in here!


- True


- me irl


- To whoever did this: I hope you didnt have any emergency when you put that because the meat section was less than 10 feet away.


- Packing for the big move, my cats are enjoying all the new hiding places


- Buying a watermelon because why not


- BTS AU


- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...


- This shit ain’t that complicated


- Couple texts


- Turns out there are a lot of bullshit jobs out there


- #tfios


- 0-republican real quick


- Keep your head up King it happens to everyone


- Relax Martin you’ve got an empire biscuit


- Audrey is lost


- Pet snails in for a ride of their life. Sad but funny at same time.


- you are a big boi


- Being 49 and not being able to reach the raspberry ripple


- Snuggles, my real life totoro


- I could probably crush a watermelon with my thighs


- [F]19 Quick pic before a meeting!


- my booty (oc) x


- Closet cat is watching me defecate.


- She likes to hide in the towels


- Swipe right


- Good morning luvs! How about some breakfast?


- You have to love how self aware Sydney Sweeney is


- I love these Wyoming jokes on twitter.


- Lunchtime: the quest for more time


I got this email from a customer and wanted to share my response. - @jeffbezos on Instagram


- A home is a home no matter what


- We couldn’t find this little weirdo for an hour


- An employee at Lanigans Bar in Kilkenny obviously wasnt too happy...


- “I only eat fast food and walk a few times a week, but it’s not my fault I’m 470 pounds.”


- Lord of cuteness


- Threw it in the trashcan to the left


- Being Vegan


- Just hanging out in her plastic bag.


- Hmm... this package is a bit fluffier than I expected.


- Small boxes can appear giant to tiny kitty!


- My blob Binx loves hiding in boxes


- Quick lil drop for you guys! 3


- Hes looking for fights in every division


- to be fair, how many silent letters do you need [Legit]


- Capatalism works


- You?


- funny chat


- Big shout out for the fellow frugal shoppers! I saved 2 dollars on something I was already going to buy!


- I wasnt kidding when I told you guys he refers to all of his friends as daughter, brother, etc. toodles!


- The government re-opened restaurants and forced us back to the office. Now theyre blaming us for the 2nd Covid wave


- 🐆🐟🐈


- Blursed Clothes


- I see you.


- In her im-mad-at-mummy hidey hole


- This just about sums it up.


- As a woman, i always knock when i hear people having loud sex.


- When I get negative comments on my outfit


- So proud of her new shirt :)


- Deal Of The Day


- Nodded not clapped!


- Hes a big kid now


- Some libright brainwaves


- Who wants a taste?


- I was eating outside and felt someone paw at my foot.


- This cat loves bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.


- Fucks sake Karen


- Just to mention a few of brilliant job of Barrett


- This person that had at least 25 items in a 12 item or less self checkout lane


- This is Thor, so named because he has purrs of thunder. He was born to a stray on our property 15 years ago today.


- Scrumptious seagull


- When you want to nap in the sun, you dont let a curtain stop you


- Stane caul


- April fools


- Tony Hawk problems


- Hold up...😝


- These criminals had to be caged after escaping minimum security kitten box (day 9)


- Im sorry, what? I dont think I have ever met a single sane person say god I wish I was fat! so Im gonna guess that it IS universally undesirable


- This is Nixxie, shes, uh, special.


- I understand the concept of condom design and would like to propose an explanation


- Calm her down guys!!


- We owe our president to the lord and the electoral college

- Ralph Sepe is on our side now.

- Hey! I Like It! Lets Go Jo ...

- meirl

- The monster under the bed

- That is quite an impact

- Only certain burritos

- Interesting ragdolls..

- He’s not wrong.

- Thats a good question actually

- People who shop like this

- Her best smile!

- My Neighbors cat has one biege toe.

- Fair trade

- The bag has eyes

- She ain’t worth it

- 9 year later... Anyone brave enough to escort her off the court?

- Fear the hoover

- You guys like my cat? Hes so full of shit

- [Sanity Sunday] You have to know what youre against

- My local convenience store has a ShopCat! (xpost /r/aww)

- Nerd Alert!

- AMAZINGPHILL

- The panther in my living room.

- handy humor

- ARROW

- Binx has a new collar! Reposted because of personal info visible

- You gotta always look at the bright side of things

- The look of love

- Baristababyjazzy

- Facebook Friend goes to Universal Studios

- Truth

- All right guys lets get started.

- Sending thoughts and prayers

- Happy new year lads. Who owns this impressive rack? 🤩

- john lemon

- Haters gonna hate.

- Stella. Judging me.

- What was that??

- Onyx is wishing you all a good night

- How’s this for a double take?

- “They don’t care if you die, they care if you sue”

- At least you get half a can of soda.

- Learned about a new breed! Havana browns are the chocolate labs of the feline world. Gorgeous, grumpy Katos looking for a home

- Catsby wears the pants in this family

- cats

- Our school lunch card scanners look like xenomorphs

- Pregnant and flashing at Walmart

- Things to ask siri

- nerd puns

- Old lady likes burrowing her way into the back of my drawers and peeking out with a little meow.

- You say this carrier is for my new “brother.” What the heck is a brother?

- This just got posted to my unis Confessions Page. Can confirm, am the two birds.

- She is scared of heights but still climbs the bunk bed ladder.

- Adorable Animals

- Should I let him out?

- 🍍🍍 [f]

- The cats not out of the bag

- Dressed my dog up as BatMan for spooky season a few years ago. I miss him being so little

- [Humor] I love the Support Team so much, really friendly people 😋😋😋

- Cat

- A girl I added on Facebook posts statuses like this every 20 minutes. This one made me hit the un-friend button.

- Off work....

- Curious what’s mommy going to wear today🙄

- We Freaking love squirrels!

- Car Kitten

- I gave you the good stuff.

- Meet Rudy. 4 week old stray we just rescued from a gas station parking lot.

- Hard at work

- We will never forget you note block

- Arrest him

- College Slut Deepthroats BBC On Snapchat

- a bit disappointed i won’t be getting fucked for the holidays

- Cerberus: a criminally small kitten we fostered

- Helping or hindering the folding of the laundry?

- I hope she dm her

- This

- My buddy found a new nesting spot. Jordy looking uncharacteristically photogenic

- Pleeeeeeease

- The mighty Bobcat

- Happy birthday little dude

- A lot of kids look up to this lad smh

- Idk if this is allowed but this is how I imagine all of us feel

- Been a while since Señor Pickles made his debut. Ive had him 3 months now. Love him so much. Paper bags are his paradise.

- Full-stack developer means

- [IG] Saturday night story

- Lunch in suburban schools...

- Lizbeth Eden being cute (Twitter)

- My hard cock sticking up out of my open jeans.

- Sierra Nevadas Bill on Sierra Nevada Estate-worth $9-10 a bottle?

- Cant help it

- Introducing our brand new model: now with pockets! [OC]

- Even Elmo eats Onions sometimes.

- FYI, I asked Kraken about the risk of Tether being a fraud, they answered me back in 15 minutes and here is the full answer.

- Brought our lil guy home yesterday after a surgery. He was adamant about sharing his feelings with us.

- Alohomora bitch

- Latina

- The outside world is so big when youre only 3lbs..

- She usually looks angry. A rare sight....

- Suns ous, tits out.

- Is this considered lingerie? [F]

- Who me?

- My roommate almost walked in on this picture 🤷🏻♀️

- [OC] Pale gingers can be sexy too

- Canceled concept

- If I dont lay out an article of clothing, she will start stealing with her cuteness

- /r/GAMES DOESNT CARE ABOUT GAMES

- My very feminine friend handling this situation like any gaybro [x-post r/gay]

- [OC] just another girl.

- My kitten does this when she hears me yawning in the morning :)

- choke me while we fuck?

- Its been a long week!

- Animals

- Chonk and teddy

- Kiss my girl. Go home.

- Bad weather coming so I took down some of my outside decorations. Drewfus thought it was a bed.

- Shhh, enjoy the sport. - This is what NASCAR is worried about, somebodys wife complaining about latency on Twitter.

- Thanks I hate the end of the world...

- When you got a militia meeting at 6 but first you gotta direct traffic

- Soon...

- HOW THE F*CK DO FAT PEOPLE IN EUROPE MANAGE THEIR LIFES???

- I can’t tell if he hates or loves this carrier

- Some horror movie shit right there.

- Looked and called her for 10 minutes. She was amused she had fooled me.

- she knows 😳

- Little Zoey is a Rescue Kitten

- Started to pack for a trip and kitty did this...

- Count Dooku’s Halloween outfit 🎃

- Hope everyone has a great weekend!

- Fluffles she’s here she purrs and loves ya all!

- To celebrate reaching 50 karma, here is Muffin hiding in a drawer I left open for two minutes

- Always working hard [f]

- I hope your cock is harder when you see my naked body! [OC]

- now you’re just some bunny that I used to know

- hey im new here and i wanted to share a picture of my cat i took last year on my birthday (he is 2-3 years old)

- Bringing this beautiful lady home today. Update in a few days when she comes out of hiding from my current pets. Meet “Yuki.” Who will also be getting a new name to start her new life.

- Remember Grey? He was hit by a car and we took him in. He’s getting a final check up from the vet. Wish him luck:)

- “Chipotle is my life.” -Poppy, 2019

- Someone did not appreciate the fireworks last night

- My eyes are up here ^

- The cashier at a Wawa dressed up like a mom for Mothers Day. He had a bra and everything.

- She Has The Perfect Pair Of Tasty Asian Titties!!!

- hmmm

- Dont be a fucking scammer, get more tits. Simple! [F]

- Paying for your cart full of groceries at the garden dept check-out

- Lucipurr

- A lucky cat in a Luckys sack.

- Come get in line to suck it

- my cat in a bag

- hope you are into medium size too

- Im no longer allowed to use my clothes hamper..

- Happy Sunday from Caesar the big grey bear!

- have my titties and my face

- I area my cat decided to sleep instead of her cat bed

- My sisters kitten Bee decided her bag was now his new bed

- Monty is feeling a little bagged up during quarantine.

- Showing of[f] my Halloween costume 🎃

- she self tucked into the scent of fries

- Leo enjoys pulling all my clothes out of my dresser so he can lay in it.

- Super Cat!

- Reddit meet Arrabelle!

- I dont recall this guy being on my shopping list...

- It’s a cone of shame that’s a flower...

- Here’s a quick flash for ya :)

- Those killer eyes!

- I love Lucy, Lucy loves pants

- Every year we go to Florida, and every year he thinks hes coming.

- Its BatCat!

- Just wanted to share my dick with yall (M20, pm friendly)

- Hello there

- Anyone else enjoy a little classroom fondling?

- Lil thong and no bra at work [f]

- me irl

- Woah!

- When your boobs are so big they broke your dress clasp 🥴

- Who Doesnt Love A Good TEASE

- First time posting. Feedback appreciated :)

- and suddenly

- Furever 21

- The super neat towel displays are just one tucked in to a foam cut out

- Nothing quite like taking my bra off after a long day

- She always does this before I leave for class

- (F)emale carpenter... This is what Im hiding under my baggy workwear!

- (F)irst post here

- Smoll tits, big heart (f) 👉👈

- [F28] Looking for all the wrong kinds of attention.

- My black hole likes the cheap bags

- I want to post more often but I get shy 🤭 forgive me

- Those Tits Are So Goddamn Hot

- Do u like them? 🇬🇧🌸

- We adopted a cat from a shelter maybe one-two months ago. This is him after being carried in plastic bag he crawled into and looking like he discoreved a new world. He hates being carried on arms tho :D

- Really feeling myself [OC]

- Thighs

- My Facebook memory from 3 years ago belongs here. I cringe at myself.

- Looking for some paperwork and she just hops in there.

- Getting ready [F21]or work. How does my new uniform fit?

- Somebody wants to go to summer camp too.

- (M) Bi bull at your service! 😁

- Confess your sins to me baby

- Esther goes to the Vet

- Bathroom flash!
