


- Ouch




- I checked into my hotel and this is how the toilet paper was mounted.

ππ«π’π§π§π².ππ¬π‘π¦

Power of Positivity (@LIVEpositivity) on X


- All the other kids with their pumped up kicks intensifies




- My roommates laziness never ceases to amaze me.

The truth ππΎ



Whelp - @bluehasnoclues on Instagram


Im not okay anymore


- Two-Ply paper towels that rip like this every.single.time.


dokuro chan oshlt no ko cry abt it π€·π½ββοΈ


- Coffee

101 Bible βI Amβ Affirmations To Declare Over Your Life

ok is dry and then Ok is like a dad who uses π daily


Its not coffee!! - @thedonofsocialmedia on Instagram


β


- @itsgabikiss on Instagram


not for me BITCH


- You can only get the coffee you ordered if you served in Afghanistan.




- fair enough to be honest


Talk Tools


- In a week dominated by news senior FG and FF members broke lockdown and social distance laws on gatherings, the Sunday Indo gave a FG TD a full spread to attack Sinn Fein instead


anti therians are more cringe than therians will ever be


- Beyond lazy.




- My colleagues, ladies and gentlemen




- Classic risk risk no reward situation.

Ranking Disney Snacks from Worst to Best



- The entire roll wasnt cut properly.




- Meryl Streep as Donald Trump


- I work with monsters


- This is Sickening


#votingfromnorway - @troiani1 on Instagram


@ms.business101 I need that Trump special ASAP please & thank you ππ½ - @mgthemortgageguy on Instagram


- This is how they solved the toilet paper problem at my workplace.


- Trump


- Kids these days


Wow. Just wow. This is the nonsense weβre up against. We represent these familiesβfour same-sex couples and their children who were *specifically* discriminated against for their sexual orientation. #lgbt #lgbtq #fightforfamilies #mizegregg #kiviti #equality #justice #pride - @immigrationequality on Instagram


- Great Prank


Grandpa wanted his family to know he is always with them - even after his passing. + So before he passed away, he had his favorite shirt made into a pillow, and attached a powerful note. + βThis is the shirt I used to wear. Whenever you hold it, know that I am there. Love Granddadβ -- Photo: thepenisblue / Imgur β’β’β’ @globalpositivenews @globalpositivenews @globalpositivenews . . . #caring #heartwarming #positivepsychology #globalpositivenews #news #somegoodnews #tanksgoodnews #Positivenews #positivenergy #positivity #onemillionactsofgood #mademecry #imnotcrying #imnotcryingyouarecrying #messages #lovemessages #messagesoflove #pillows #pillowcovers #pillowcover #familyloveβ€οΈ #familymatters #grandparent #grandparents #grandparentslove #grandfather - @globalpositivenews on Instagram


- I just want to play pp


- Pepper in Paper Towel


- Facepalm on the American Justice System


- @cscplans on Instagram


- 2019


- Get it? Because shes a man, sweaty.


- So true


- Been noticing this a lot on this sub recently


- Went from βNO COLLUSION!β to βCOLLUSION IS MY RIGHT AND DUTYβ real quick


- These toilet paper rollers that dont fully rotate, combined with easy to tear toilet paper


I dont always agree with the guy but man, this would be entertaining as hell. . . . #2a #2ndamendment #usaπΊπΈ #america #liberty #freedom #sleepyjoe #iforgotthismessage #igmilitia #pewpew #makeithappen - @ballisticink_official on Instagram


- I REFUSE to even glance at any ad that does this or F YOU GIANT AD THAT I CANT GET RID OF


- My daughters laxative is to be applied rectally. This was her reaction when I explained what that meant.


- Satire is funny when its done right.....this is not the case


- Iβm just curious


- I AM IN LETS DO THIS


- The placement of this Trump ad at the top of the US Corona Virus stats page.


- Poisonous Coffee Mug | +2,5 poison effect, +4 good taste [special effect: When you drink the coffee so far that you can read the bottom of the mug, the poison gets a boost of 0,5 percent]


You truly went through hard time ππ mehn the shit is so heart breakingπ BUT GOD GAT YOUR BACK @heisrema @tundednut_jnr #remastory @donjazzy #remaxhustle - @tundednut_jnr on Instagram


- Out of office ainβt what it used to be


- a message to the prankster


- More gold from the Sanders Campaign


my stoned ass was spot on LMFAO #peepeepoopoo π€ - @sanjanaelina on Instagram


VOTE! - @stevenlafuente on Instagram


- The Fuji Fold.


- Oh the irony is breathtaking, isnt it?


- My local pizza restaurant just wants world peace


- me irl


- Wage slavery is still slavery


- Someone couldnt be bothered throwing away the last toilet paper tube


- This kindergarten class from 1979. Specifically the kid in the middle with the Jefferson Starship shirt. Hes the STAR OF THE DAY.


- Democracy, 2018-style πΊπΈ


- Big if true


- Ana Navarro


Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL. #defundthepolice #arrestthecops #breonnataylor - @angelopintoesq on Instagram


- DIY TRICKS


- In hopes this brightens your day


Bravo Belgium β€οΈ - @kendell_geers on Instagram


- Weird marathon


- Got a free miniature roll of toilet paper today.


- People who put the toilet paper roll on the stand facing the wrong side


- 1984=2018. Dystopia Made Real...


- Spot the kitten


- She really is out of touch and got rich off real estate while in office like a crook.


- I think the janitor might be doing a little experiment. Theres a clear winner here.


If you ever have an opportunity to use your #privilege to speak up for people, do that. We almost all have some form of privelege, either because of our age, our gender, our location, our job, our education, etc. Always use it to speak up for people if the situation arises. The migrant families in cages and left in destabilized parts of the world, couldnt speak to millions on their own behalf, to make their case - but I could, so I did. Its challenging working in media because you cant just go off on some unrelated diatribe, as that would be inappropriate. Its a topics driven industry, whether on-air or in print. Thankfully, this was the topic on the table, it was totally appropriate and I had an opportunity to use the facts to speak up for people who were being wronged. Always do that. . . If this isnt my favorite moment on TV so far, its for sure in my top 5. A moment of levity π in an otherwise pretty heated debate about the #border, #immigration, the rights of #AsylumSeekers and the responsibility the #UnitedStates has for the ripple effects of its policies around the world. #FlashbackFriday . . The fact that it made a few headlines is just icing on the cake. ππ . . I meant to post this yesterday for #ThrowbackThursday... thankfully theres #FBF and #LaterGram. π . . On Justice w/ @judge_jeanine Pirro on @FoxNews with @stephaniemhamill. | March 30, 2019 | . . #FoxNews #JudgeJeanine #News #Politics #DC #WashingtonDC #TBT #TV #Television #Commentary #PoliticalCommentary #BlackLivesMatter #DailyCaller @DailyCaller #Analysis #Democrats #Republicans #TheWall #BorderWall - @johnnyai on Instagram


- My news feed after the debate


- Violence is funded as a first priority


- This government issued 1-ply toilet paper is doesnβt have part of the center roll.


Good morning to everyone except vegans who do this β§ β§ β§ and trump β§ β§ #environment #science #earth #climatechange #climatechangeisreal #climate #savethebees #savetheplanet #planetearth #thereisnoplanetb #makeadifference #nature #conservewater #gogreen #globalwarming - @environmntal on Instagram


- Best Billboard Ad of 2020?


- This is how CNN (a supposedly left leaning and progressive news site) covers Trump talking about the Military Industrial Complex?? Holy hell man, this is getting insufferable.


- But First...


- I work with a bunch of animals.


- 2meirl4meirl


- Funny how nobody in their right mind would take the drug Trump recommended. Not even Trump himself.


- I thought this only happened in horror movies


- Absolutely Disgraceful


- Blursed_ English


- This is fine (posted today on Facebook)


- theyβre dead


- Funny


- A bit delusional donβt you think


- [OC] Bar chart of toilet paper options


- I put these in a public bathroom at the same time. Id say this settles the debate.


- This 2.5-ply toilet paper roll


- Ive tried to post this twice today and my failure in itself has become mildly infuriating.


- The last square in the house, and no more to be found at stores.


- [shitpost] True Story!


- Orange man strikes again


- See ya there!


Biden v Bully - @kengoodmanphoto on Instagram


- Single sheet challenge because here in the US, this s#*ts gotten outta hand

- A floating roll of toilet paper.

- Alexa, play America the Beautiful

- Everyday she gives me more reasons to be thankful we dodged that bullet.

Who couldnβt use a giggle today. Also, @bravotv letβs make it happen. - @flavorpalmbeach on Instagram

- Baby Stand Baby Read

- I like my coffee how I like my soul.

THIS. - @willie.garson on Instagram

- Do you have the β½οΈβs to share this?

- Take notes

- These kitchen rolls that came merged as one

- This shit right here

πππ . . #bluelivesmatter #alllivesmatter #backtheblue #bluelives #bluelinestrong #brothersinblue #blue #police #policeofficer #protect #policelivesmatter #policeofficers #cops #copslivesmatter #cop #courage #thinblueline #thinblueline #deputy #deputies #sheriff #supportcops #supportpolice #strong #supportlawenforcement #trump #trump2020 #maga #kag #conservative #wakeup - @back.the._blue__ on Instagram

- The little things...

- My boyfriends job title is actually solutions engineer. This was his solution.

- Why?

- me irl

- Me - 1, Cancer - 0

- FOX responds to Flynn pleading guilty

Iβve been trying to keep my voice constructive and stay away from denouncement... but, RUFKM?!! π€¬ - @jasonleelewis on Instagram

- 2meirl4meirl

- Toilet paper

- My hotel room put a sticker on the end of the toilet paper and it rips when you try to take it off

- You can set your watch to it!

- Never do anything half-assed

- This sign !

- Everyone has the right to vote by mail and support the USPS

- Defund the police.

love to see it - @votermemes on Instagram

- Tim describes his nuanced political outlook

- If you do this you are just the worst type of person

- Funny Politics

- So guys, we did it.

- This is the playbook; itβs gonna be a shit show.

- Two time loser

For reals! Thanks @thequeenchristine π - @reaannsilva on Instagram

- Scrolling through twitter and seeing this, Jesus, im British btw

- Hmm...

I guess nows the time to formally announce my candidacy for president of the United States! . . . #tuna #tunasalad #tunasaladsandwich #tunaforpresident #republicanvotersagainsttrump #rvat - @tuna.salad.sandwich on Instagram

- The billionaire president, who dismantled the affordable care act. Now cant afford the medical bills for catching the virus he called a liberal hoax for months...

- Black Friday Deals

- Light Racism?

- I feel f@$%ing personally attacked.

- This toilet paper is shorter than the cardboard roll

- You will not sleep for 5 days

- You did it. You broke Ron Perlman.

- My expectations were low but holy shit

- Choices

- Looks like Iβm actually paying for it

- Blursed yearbook

- My toilet paper and step ladder looks like a scared Muppet

- Gotta love the industry.

- Horrifying.

- Yay. Instagram

- Thats Why They Need That Much Toilet Paper!

- No wonder he was best friends with Epstein

ππππ - @mafiosalareina on Instagram

- It is normal right?

- All this winning!

- Pictures of Obama

- Use there tactics against them

- I love it when they call themselves out

- Kamala Harris

- funny quotes

- This...

#truth #vote2020 #notsorry #blm - @sashacharninmorrison on Instagram

- Iβm not surprised. Just disappointed

- Mail I received has click Bait on the envelope

- Absolute scenes in the office kitchen

ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ I need a new accountant π€£ - @franceswangtv on Instagram

Passing this along, thanks @tamishawaden ! Please vote and please vote for anyone but Trump. It could be Biden, or if youβre a conservative, an actual elephant. No election in our lifetime has been more important. Trump has held up a mirror to Americaβs deepest ugliness. Let us not gaze idly into it another four years. - @samcohenmanimal on Instagram

- Radical Mslm.......

- When the paper towel rips off like this

- Trim the Ivy Hedge Fund

- Quit whining

- βtreasonous tradersβ

- This real estate agent

- My roommate who doesnt replace the toilet paper roll, just puts a new one on the counter.

- Say it! Let your voice be heard!

- My State Put an Amendment on the Ballot that would Allow Religious Kids to Opt-Out of Classes that Disagree with their Faith. It Will Likely Pass, but I Did my Part!

- How can someone think that was fake

- me_irl

- ... but he didnβt want to panic anybody about COVID-19!

- I was so satisfied after reading this

- Republicans love to lecture about qualifications, until it comes to them

- Why is my boyfriend doing this? And why cant he just keep the roll next to the toilet. He always moves them to the counter

But theyre just LiStenInG aNd lEaRniNg... EvRy1 gOeS tHru a RevOluTioN DiffERenTly... Bullshit... If the tweet above describes you, then you just didnt care. Just be honest - @jacquisneal on Instagram

- Iβm not sure what to say about this

πΈβ - @onlyinbos on Instagram

- Inconvefeable!

- America Land Of The Free?

- Sunday Heralds TV Guide

No, I donβt feel that at all. 1619. 1739. 1776. 1831. 1863. 1865. 1890. 1921. 1954. 1963. 1965. 1968. 1969. 1979. 1985. 1989. 1992. 1999. 2012. 2014. 2015. 2020... and every year in between. - @saulwilliams on Instagram

Trump mawaa π - @manamthopuluehe on Instagram

- This is how dumb they sound

- President Trump is in some real good company, aint he?

- @afrosandknives on Instagram

- The number of Trumps recorded lies, contradictions, and denials are irrelevant.

- Great idea.

- Scary cuz its true

Thoughts? - @firstwarrior on Instagram

- Best comeback Ive heard in a while

- He doesnβt get a choice.

8th year anniversary. We completely forgot! #8thnervecafe #8thnerve #coburg #coburgcafe #gaffneystfoodmile #coffee #barista #industrybeans #noisette #australia #melbourne #ubereats - @8thnervecafe on Instagram

These are two houses in my neighborhood. They are across the street from each other. Donβt just stay on your side of the street, PLEASE get out and VOTEππ½π€ππ½β¨ #yourvoteisyourvoice #ifyoudontotherpeoplewill #haveasay #standforsomething - @luminouslupe333 on Instagram

- Hologram Stickers

- To answer an age old question.

- #BlackLivesMatter

- Thats a lie. Most jobs regained were due to certain sectors being able to open. Tell the truth for once .

- Pretty accurate :/

Dying!!! - @jaywwalker on Instagram

- and then there was this...

- Pretty much..

- Yβall saw the debate. Yβall know what to do

- Amazon recommendations on point

- CNN probably should have thought through this headline

- Yeah go Hong Kong! Workers rights! Socialism! Unions!

- Fresh roll of toilet paper. Every. Fucking. Time.

- Totally agree. It makes me angry that I pay thousands in taxes and all he paid was 750.

- Good lord..

- Follow-up to my earlier post about the paper dispenser in my schools bathroom; I hereby prove wrong the people who told me to just grab it with two hands

- Roommate keeps changing the toilet paper and throwing away the old roll with this much still on it

- *Insert Alanis Morissette gif*

- if only those were her words..

- Trying to start a new roll and the glue makes it rip

- A very good summary of the hypocrisy of the media....

- mmmm

- Highest total Ive seen is $120 MILLION

- As a Canadian Redditor browsing r/all

- My dad *CAREFULLY* rips in the middle no matter the circumstance...

- Just.... Please swap it over, cmon dude, really?

- Wait a minute

- This is literally whatβs happening..

- I think this paper towel roll is encouraging me to murder...

- An add literally asking you to work yourself to death.

- Only in our dreams π

Thank you, Mr. President! ππ»ππ» #registertovote #vote2020 #BidenHarris2020 #obamaisstillmypresident - @tesschallis on Instagram

- YOU HATE AMERICA!

- fallout quotes

- Where do I put it???

- Haha gif

- Wut?

VOTE ππ½ HIM ππ½ OUT #dumptrump #byedon #votehimout - @womenforbiden on Instagram

It could not have been worse... - @jimmyvanbramer on Instagram

- How dare the government protect my child from disease?

- Donald Trump speaks truth

Wap Kon George π π ππΉ - @jamesandjonas on Instagram

- Sad but true.

- ouchie ouchie im paper

- The size difference between European paper towels and USA paper towels.

- Dear Liberals & Independents

- Ummm, okay?

- thatβs how sick and dysfunctional the become

- Just a bin of toilet paper.

- Get a room

- If it was we would all be married by now

- No, the h is silent in the British pronunciation, too.

- My toilet paper package came with a partial roll

- Adventure time

- How dare that lady comedian be so vulgar!

- 2meirl4meirl

- How the presidential should happen

- SLPT: instead of worrying about death completely tank your life until youre begging for it

- π€

- Why cant you just finish the first roll?

The @nytimes released a bombshell report investigating and analyzing tax return information on both President Trump and his companies. While Trump claims hes paid millions in taxes, the data says otherwise. To learn about the reportβs biggest takeaways, hit the link in bio. [AOC on Twitter] - @mic on Instagram

- A Trumpian choice for Democrats

- Thin toilet paper my mom bought today

Today is #NationalCoffeeDay Here is a message from the back of my #Coffee What do you think goes best with coffee? - @JoeRockNY #Rock #WBAB - @1023wbab on Instagram

- Why would someone do that?

- Oh how the turns have tabled

- Mommy

- When the toilet paper does this.

- Finland

- Yes, I read the whole gory Mueller Report. No doubt about it.

- Showing promise

- Bernie knows what the people want

Whoever wins, we lose . . . . . #memes #meme #memesdaily #dailymemes #dailymeme #memesπ #funnymemes #funnymemesdaily #funnyhaha #haha #hahafunny #dank #irony #ironicmemes #biden #win #trump #funny #cringe #dank #dankmemes #awesome #ayylmao #epicmemes #shitpost #america #cringememes #ironic #ironymemes #trumpmemes #bidenmemes - @theshekelman on Instagram

- The whole government is sick and corrupted. This like everything else will eventually be swept under the rug and forgotten.

- Thoughts and prayers to Chris Wallace too

- Austin Coffee Shop Embraces Its True Purpose.

- Before I go typing I set it up to put in a bag. It looked pretty cool

- Other peoples poop

- My paper towel roll has a single ply strip between the towel layers

- sPOiLEd miLLeNNiaL bRAt tHrEAtEns iNnoCEnt tRAdiTiOnAL sOCieTY wiTH mALiCioUS viOLeNCe

- @thedankfables on Instagram

- He knew it. He chose to ignore it.

- Indeed

- It isnt the same

- This badly worded Trump poster

- How i actually feel. Best bumper stickers

- .

- Someone help this guy.

- One venti titty latte please

- Idk hed probably still find a way

- Throwing it back to the old days

- How to piss off Trump

The media still living in a fantasy world where trmp is a normal president. He was NOT there to pay respects. He never pays anything unless forced to and he certainly doesnt respect RBG. They wont say he lies, because that would mean assuming something bad about him. But they will make a wild speculation like this. Zero chance he was there to pay respects. - @tomangleberger on Instagram

- Just because your kids cant read yet doesnt make it classy.

- Perfect

Thank u @gone_todash_19 for always letting me swipe ur posts. This is all I want too!!! @joebiden #biden2020 #bidenharris2020 - @melanietbaker on Instagram
