- My boss found a bottle of Trump Ice that expired in 08 while cleaning out her desk today.
- They look like brothers
- Verification. Time for some fun in the future once this is verified.
- Looking for a mouth to fill
- The refreshing taste of Dr. Foot
- It may only be 8 inches, but it SMELLS like a foot.
- “Give your balls a tug ya tit f*****”
- My balls are so full... thoughts? 🍆💦
- My hard cock sticking up out of my open jeans.
- I’m way too horny today!
- Make me purr like a baby walrus
- This inconsistent color coding seems.. dangerous.. 😬
- Allagash has instructions on how to “rouse your yeast”
- This can of soda that expanded in the freezer has an appropriate label design.
- Some could say I’ve been blessed🤷🏼♂️
- This White Walker Johnnie Walker scotch
- 8 inch teen cock, 1-10?
- Feeling heavy-handed
- I need somewhere to put this
- Some forbidden fruit juice.
- This is not bourbon whiskey.
- Baby Memories,1940s-50s
- Can somebody help me with that?
- I like this one... hope you all do too... 😈
- Back at it again. Should I keep posting?
- Would you rather suck my cock or balls 🤷🏼
- Tell me what you think...
- Is it weird that pictures of my cock get me hard?
- lets drink!
- Bottled water that tastes like regular water but has as much caffeine as coffee
- This Crown Royal ad from 1984
- I wonder how loud the explosion was?
- Hard like rock, thick and veiny cock.
- It just popped out
- You guys wanted a softy pic so here you go
- Let me please you 😳
- Can I get a few likes for a Cock so hard that it’s bursting out of my pjs 😘
- They put the wrong tab on this monster
- Was craving something new while jo to my fellow sexy redditors, decided to experiment with a glowing lightsaber in my virgin asshole. Still don’t know if I like it, wanking did seem to feel better so idk...
- My local distillery is making hand sanitizer.
- Love my veins
- I’d love a bro to cuddle
- Dying inside glass in a way thats bong-safe?
- How you doin’?
- More than a mouthful
- Morning, everyone!
- procrastinating...
- Would go in
- Mouth full.
- 19 yrs old. Bored and lookin for rates :) just took this today. M or F is welcome!
- Cheeki breeki
- Decided to buy it. Fuck it lol
- One of my first nudes.
- Forever hoping youll be able to take every inch of me
- looking for a woman who wants to play together 😋
- How many Appointments do i have?
- So theres actually a bottle of liquor shaped like this. It had balls and everything...
- Who wants to eat this meat...hot little twinks dm me
- Sunday night 6/16 | denver CO
- Standing tall and proud
- Morning wood 😏
- Like my softie?
- I(m) just dripping...rate me and PM me if you want to talk dirty...
- Really need a hole stretch
- Came out of my shorts 🍆😉
- I’m up!
- My imported bottle of beer doesn’t show the exact alcohol content but instead shows a range .
- 18 and a little insecure
- An unopened Pepsi from the mid-70s
- Just chillen
- Like if you would sit on my 19 year old cock
- So horny need a release
- In honour of ‘thick Thursday’, how do I place? 😛
- [M21, PMs welcomed!] I guess, in a way, this is a failure of the toilet paper roll challenge
- No.
- Anyone wanna chat 😘
- Forbidden Vodka
- From the makers of Aspirin. Introducing... Heroin.
- The neck of this beer bottle at dinner.
- Im a grower.
- Ive always felt like I have a pretty unique dick 🤔
- Happy Friday!! Hope you enjoy
- 3/4 erect, such a nice hang no?
- Im back guys did you miss me?
- Do you like my Cock. I know no one except people searching on new will see this but will you give me a 1-10 rating. I just want to know 😃
- Ngl your parents would think I’m a bad influence if we dated
- Horny on Saturday.
- Big dick😉😘
- Who wants to help me? Comments and PMs more than welcome ;)
- What do y’all think?
- 🤤 I love my boyfriends cock
- My bad bro
- hmmm
- My sisters Fiance asked me to be a groomsmen and I’m super honoured.
- Thoughts? Im 40...and have never really gotten an honest opinion
- Ready to play!
- Once you go forearm you never go back
- Got this in at work today but had a hard time getting a good picture: Ale brewed with black pepper, hickory bark, dandelion root, spices, molasses, and maple syrup with cayenne peppers, star anise, raisins, and dates added.
- skinny boy, large cock
- Should I post here more ? (:
- How can they even call this whiskey.
- What do you guys think? Pm me
- I’m skinny, my dick is obese
- It’s too soft ! Can you help me?
- Q: is it possible to haves it long, fat, not bent, and veiny? A: yes 😇🍆
- blursed_bang
- Had to break away from class to deal with a massive distraction / 28 #DC
- This thing wont let me sleep, someone help!
- Daddy dick
- Found this at my friends house. I want some of that Stalinade
- The wine cork fits exactly in the liquor bottle, and vice versa
- been a while, heres a picture
- VERIFICATION
- I’m a sucker for compliments
- verification post
- 👍 or👎! You decide.
- Is my size acceptable? [M25]
- Even though Im straight, it still makes me hard to know how many guys enjoy my manhood.
- New Coke Flavour available in Australia
- Excited because it’s Friday 😏
- These quarantine days are getting long
- Opinions?
- My moms 80s era Pepsi bottle from Russia
- 99¢ for this jug/jar
- This Interesting Shaped Icicle
- This is my swamp
- Hello? Yeah, this is cock
- OC
- I went to the CineGear Expo at Paramount and they had Red Brand water (now with 4K distillation)
- I have a dig bick. You read that wrong 😜
- Good morning
- I thought this was vodka when I first saw it
- What do you think of my Aussie cock?
- Well, I guess thats one way to tame a werewolf
- need salt ?
- Precum fun
- Just add friction and watch it grow!
- Turned 18 a few days ago. Plenty more pics to come!
- Lockdown.
- Can vs Cock 🔥
- Leaning tower of meat
- Sounds...appetizing?
- Im a literal cum fountain 💦
- I want fuck you ❤️💕
- What do you guys think
- The hand sanitizer our truck ordering company is sending is now.
- Here here drunkards
- Blursed_Water
- I have no idea how my penis measures up. Can you rate it for me?
- We have lift off 🚀
- You wouldnt like me when Im horny.
- Scrolling, and if you think it looks good, click ⬆️
- Through an odd turn of events I learned that I have the bigger dick than all of my roommates. Not sure what to think but an odd sense of pride.
- Dress slacks
- Give me your honest opinions
- Cock head peeking out
- I have a slow-mo video for those interested
- Rate me and if I like your profile, I’ll send you my Kik smooth twinks, bubble butts and big uncut cocks all get me going 🤤
- Like if youd suck me dry (;
- to the 4 people that see this,, uhh hi😳
- Verification
- Anyone like veins?
- Sitting at my desk and I couldnt contain it..
- My view
- Some cock for you :)
- My semi-hardon at work earlier today, Dms welcome!
- Study cock, pls rate
- Hi, I’m a hung 22M who loves showing off 🥵🥴
- I like my women how I like my shaving creme
- it be like that
- I drink because it makes me feel confident. I wish I could be this comfortable when Im sober
- I got scolded for posting a funny pic instead of a “hot” one, so here’s this!
- (M) What do you ladies think?
- Monday Stiffy ;) [Brisbane]
- “Soup on the rocks” - not sure if it’s been posted here before, will remove if it has
- Just poking through.... (19)
- The hand sanitizer at the bodega near my house
- Heres my weapon of mass destruction
- Hows my custom made Jugger-Nog? [COD]
- Not sure about massive, but it’s big. Like it?
- Would love to be balls deep inside you
- Welp, ass needed
- Size comparison.
- Looking like a banana 😅
- Try this on for size ;)
- Do you like my cock?😏💦
- I am both suckable and fuckable 😉
- You’re going to need that bottle.
- Put it in your mouth and suck hard
- Slayed the stage earlier this week. Time to drink up before I start tomorrow night, Slainte!
- Size comparison
- Heres a little comparison for you all
- Just realized it was my cake day. So to celebrate, heres my dick!
- Thanks, I hate Thë rïtüä£
- Think we could have a good time?
- When your parents tell you there’s DayQuil in the medicine cabinet but it expired almost two years ago...
- Thirsty?
- My length x
- Do you like my Covid-19 safe cock?
- Half white/half Latino, all the brown went to my dick
- My dick
- Any love for an uncut?
- My hand sanitizer expired in 2011
- Wrap your lips around it and suck
- Just quit my job afyer 2 years becaise i was still at minimum wage and doing the most work when new guy is making 11 an hpur.
- Wanna smash?
- Wine made to look like vodka
- Try this on for size ;)
- Decided to get a little drunk on a Thursday and in the mood to do something stupid 😉 Here’s my penis
- I see your Armenian Brandy chair and raise you one Armenian Brandy shoe
- Love is shit. Booze is good
- Last post of today hope you like it?
- Hard day at work 🤷🏻♂️
- 24, and juuust over 8ins. PMs open! Should I keep posting/where else should I post?
- blursed drink
- Want to s[m]ash?
- Follow my twitter for more of my soft monster
- 3am tugs
- Needs a wet mouth around it
- Womb Raider. [OC]
- Phil Swift would be disappointed
- Blursed_quote
- stolen rum brand
- Let’s celebrate pride together! 💖💜💙
- Nsfw my first post should I post more
- Chocolate covered bacon. That is all.
- Just hangin out
- Do you know what time it is? Cock oclock 😜
- If girth is your thing youll love my meat
- Told myself I wasn’t gonna drink during the week but it’s fucking Monday so I made an exception.
- Shamelessly seeking penis validation...
- Thoughts
- Not the tp roll challenge this is the paper towel roll challenge
- worth it? 😂😉😉
- is this big enough?
- Like it?
- Tying the Knot
- Do you like my big fat cock?
- Care for a monster ;)
- This water bottle is shaped like a dumbbell
- Lets hear it?
- Verification
- Was hard all day yesterday but didn’t jerk because one of my twink fwbs wants to fuck today. Said he wanted as big a load as possible. I aim to please... 😈
- First wedding present arrived today, for the best of times!
- Anybody tried this? Is it an energy drink?
- The bong of the people
- Is he massive enough ? 😈💕💦
- Who thinks they can fit this in there mouth, las vegas p2p if you dare
- Dick out my jean
- I’ve been told I’m big?
- Should i post more? 😚
- Honey bear for scale 😉 giant Swiss cock (relocated in the US) joining the massivecock game
- Quality and Desing
- Worship my cock while I get more and more wasted
- Hot Evening ☀️ Cold Beer 🍺
- Looks like R* have introduced Event Weeks to RDR2. All Tonics are about 30% off ATM
- Make sure to stay hydrated...
- wanna get dick drunk?
- I’ve never had a beer do this before
- Drinking alone tonight. Rate my cock and choice of beer
- You all asked for more!! So here it is 😉 Let me know what you think!!
- My hard cock
- Delicious Dr Foots!
- Soft monster
- I need a little pick me up! Rate my soft cock?
- 20(M4F) Comparison with a bottle of beer
- I’m 8 inches but I wish that I was an 8/10 😔
- Any men here into feet like me? I wish I had mine wrapped around a real cock.
- Me irl
- Do I fit in here?
- another one ☺️
- My Boss is so damn hot......her body makes me so hard at work everyday 😅👅👅👅👅👅🤩🤩💦
- Dibuje una peñafiel
- Comparison.
- Could anyone use some wine?
- Username checks out
- What do u think?
- This Farrah Fawcett soda I got at a store called pop con. They sell other cool sodas like this too. Like marble soda.
- Loving my new Aela from TTC
- Verification
- Take a sip?
- Rate my cock (big cumshot in comments)
- Bout to start just putting random things next to my dick for a fun size reference and other recommendations???
- Pope’s Pizza gave us a 2.5 liter soda.
- I know that everything’s bigger in America but this is just too much
- Mocha?
- Ding dong
- For scale :)
- For size reference, a bottle of beer or cider is 7in around.
- Im not the biggest, but boy is this thing hard to hide when Im hard.
- Saw a couple guys comparing to wine bottles so I thought I’d give it a go too
- Massive or no?
- 20yo
- Calibrated Toilet Paper Roll Test
- All my pics look small without something for scale
- Behind me, you can see a rare sighting of toilet paper
- Just a dad with a dick....pm welcomed!
- Usually a struggle but once it fits they love it
- Need someone to milk my dragon
- Her bfs cock on the left mine on the right
