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- It’s that time of year where I buy boxes

- My eyeliner shavings made this tiny rose and I want to make it into a necklace. Any tips on what I could use? Some sort of resin or even some super glue or something?

- Saf•t•pops

- Blursed America

- hmmm

- You water that makes water

- Doesnt get better

- Spicy Skittles FTL

- blursed_mentos

- This can of Pepsi from a 12-pack with nothing inside it ...

- My cat looks like the one from cat food brand

- This Pepsi “blue” I found in China

- Booty in blue panties

- What Cock should I wear with my outfit tonight??

- Do you like this doggy position

- Our favorite pizza place has take-away pizza in paper bags! not zero waste and I am ready for the criticisms of ordering pizza in the first place, but way less wasteful as thick cardboard and those plastic things to hold up the lid! and I can compost the cardboard disc.

- When you leave the couch for 2.5 seconds. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

- Found this beauty in Poundland

- Free-Use Hatsune Miku Futanari Fuck Bot

- Vegetable-shaped fruit snacks

- This funky Corona beer bottle

- My Fruit by the Foot had two in it.

- Oldest bottle of Alcohol in Chicago (survived Prohibition - and it’s tasty as fuck)

- My mutant “clover” lifesaver gummy

- My kitty wonders how well do you follow instructions? 🤔

- Salami and whipped cream taco.

- Found a purple sour patch kid today.

- Blursed_kt kt

- Steven has a whimsy

- Men kom igen nu, Fanta...

- Hope this helps you work up a sweat 😈

- Can my 50 yo wife still rock a thong

- something extra special came in the mail today!

- My ❤ got some frosting on Valentines Day ❤

- Bottle of white Maker’s Mark that you can only buy from the distillery.

- I love this set I just got in the mail

- Blursed_pizza_delivery

- Feel so naughty today 💙💙💙

- These loafs that got reduced from £1.10 to £1.10...

- Love her tights

- Couldnt find my cat for a half hour. When I finally did, he looked at me like I had ruined the greatest heist of all time.

- This beer bottle cap has a riddle under the lid.

- Peek-a-booty [f]

- I dont know where this belongs but its a 5.5% alcoholic abomination.

- [Image] improvised nipple clamps...would prefer your teeth nibbling on them though! (F)

- Ride it [f]or me

- drinking a berry soy milk smoothie out of an old tomato sauce jar

- Blursed_dr.pepper

- My bruise after my punishment

- aight imma just leave this here

- Looks like R* have introduced Event Weeks to RDR2. All Tonics are about 30% off ATM

- [F,19] so sad nobody liked my last post 😢

- Felicia was seized from hoarders by the local pound. I adopted her. Today’s small victory: got her to jump on the couch by patting a spot.

- Just why

- Daddys favorite

- Hmm, there is something funny about those water bottles...

- My uncle suddenly died today. 2020 can go fuck itself

- Lets hear it?

- Thought this one was really sexy

- Melty Chonk

- This is not bourbon whiskey.

- Paint me like one of your French girls

- Im pretty sure thats illegal in most states

- Found this guy on our apartment steps, took him to the shelter and no one claimed him, now he is ours!

- hmmm

- I have been leaving a bottle of honey in the work kitchen as a healthy alternative to sugar. The previous one ran out so I put a new one yesterday. Saw this post-it from someone today. :)

- All pink Starburst

- So much love with post #1, lets double it! PMs always welcome! 👅 photos always welcome!

- Blursed_Water

- Pewds needs to call a lawyer

- The hand sanitizer at the bodega near my house

- Do you think I’m fit? 😉

- Monday Stiffy ;) [Brisbane]

- About to take the trash out.

- I post her on here all the time, but it’s only because I’m so overwhelmed by how much I love her.

- All I’ve had today, is like, six gummy bears and some scotch

- I’ve never seen this flavor before

- Trying my garters without panties today

- Coca cola mini

- Her asshole showing through her blue undies

- Forbidden vodka

- Please pass the Hello Kitty

- Anyone up to make one on the other side?

- Maybe it’s been posted here

- Why wouldn’t she sit in the sink?

- Yummy juice for my tummy

- I am trying to make a statue/bust out of quilled flowers! I only have the face so far but I like how it’s looking

- Hey Mistah J. Wanna take your Harley out [f]or a spin?

- These individually wrapped prunes

- What do you think about dark gray stockings?

- I love myself💋🖤

- Forbidden Yakult

- I found an old bag of Cheetos

- I’ve seen people saying they can’t get any flour in their stores. I’ve solved this somewhat by getting it directly from our local mill ( this was about €5.) There is a good possibility you can do the same where you live. A lot of them you can contact or have a small store.

- Slayed the stage earlier this week. Time to drink up before I start tomorrow night, Slainte!

- Sunday bun-day? Whiskey helps... [F]

- Merica, fuck ya!

- This sriracha packet in the shape of a sriracha bottle

- Girlfriend’s Gran has a Champagne bottle from Lady Diana’s wedding

- 3,001 Liters

- Spanked and stretched with my new plug. [F]

- Ass is sticky from cum 💦

- (F) can I sit on your face??

- Cursed_lemon

- Guess which one I put into my huge cup of coffee?

- I opened this box of steering fluid and just felt sad.

- Was feeling extra cute today. 💖 [OC]

- Hanky pants!

- Wendy’s Twitter

- Try this on for size ;)

- My haribo gummy bears are all stuck together

- Oof

- She voted...

- Found this at Walmart

- Upvote if you think Im girly enough😘

- My hard cock sticking up out of my open jeans.

- Would you fuck my thick gf?

- Do I turn you on?

- I had a hardened piece of bubble gum, so I hit it with a hammer. It split almost perfectly.

- Thank you for keeping us safe from evil chocolates, Border Force

- 1, 2, 3, 4. I am nothing but a whore. 5, 6, 7, 8. Lemme get on my knees and demonstrate 💋

- These water bottles that were wrapped in place on this palette of water.

- First day back in the office

- If I can’t find anything nice to wear then I’m not going!!! *grinch voice* [24,F] 🎄

- Chupa Chups drink in Korea.

- stolen rum brand

- This drink has no air bubbles in it

- Getting ready for Comic-Con tomorrow.

- Thanks for helping me wrap presents Sheila Princess!

- My official application to femboy hooters 😊

- my cat is self aware- she knows she can be a real dick sometimes 🤭

- This rumor is SLANDER, change my mind

- hmmm

- Couldn’t even wait to take the panties all the way off before he put a finger in! 😜

- hmmm

- The way the air bubbles are designed to line up with the wing design on the back of this bottle.

- hmmm

- TWO zingers for the price of one!

- Opened up a pack of gushers and all of them were red

- JIIIIIIIMMMMM

- Back arched with my tight pussy ready for entry 28[f]

- Cursed_springs

- Blursed coke

- Delicious

- gooooood morning

- All of the Gushes in my package were red.

- blursed_cock

- 🔥Catch an eye full of Sumeria_ 😯😯😯

- Dreams do come true.

- Hurry home Mr, Im waiting...

- Would you fuck this mom of 3?

- How nice of them

- [F]eeling pretty in pink

- Blursed skittles

- traveling this week, without the [f]iance. 50% of my luggage is lingerie

- Yeah no thanks

- With Nurses Week coming to an end I wanted to send my appreciation to all the people that love and care for us nurses and what better way than with a naughty work booty pic 🍑💞[F]

- For the handful of people who actually sort by new 🥺🤍

- Coca-Cola with coffee extract.

- Lucky isnt eating due to her pancreatitis and had to get a feeding tube put in. The vets loved her because she was so well behaved for them, they put a heart on her bandage

- My coca cola tic tacs dont have coca cola printed on them

- Sexy Saturday

- Buddy started a diet finally. He’s down 1/2 pound in a month. He’s pouting, but it’s for his own good!

- My favorite time of year: clearance easter candy!

- Eat your heart out baby ♥️

- 2 of his favorite things. 😋

- Went to do some recycling. Person in front of me dropped off a load of Star Wars Pepsi cans from the late 90s.

- I have so little experience 😢 You wanna be my sex teacher? SC: GertrudaNymphet

- Santa Claus of air balloons came to my office to give me a Christmas present

- Wait.. Is there water not suitable for vegetarians and vegans?

- Pink. Peach. Peanut Butter.

- They forgot to perforate this battle cap

- He has no idea were throwing him a party tonight.

- Doctor Doctor, give me the news!

- I found this salt at my great Grandparents house! I think its from the 90s!

- Found a sour patch foetus in my bag of sour patch kids

- This creamers best selling point is apparently cholesterol free.

- My Sour Patch kid is waving.

- This champagne has a cap instead of a cork

- After getting whipped. Before getting fucked.

- This package of cherry slices says 2 pieces/serving and 4.5 servings per package or 9 slices per package. This particular package has 7 full servings for a total of 14 slices.

- cursed_coca_cola

- Hard to find cute panties that cover me completely lol

- Nice job PETA

- Forbidden Vodka

- Move the panties over

- Someone come take me and fill me with their babies

- hope I fit in here!

- That’s just full potato right there

- Feeling thick today 19yo

- I inherited a mildly interesting bottle of soda

- Cheddar lacks privacy

- This White Walker Johnnie Walker scotch

- In Sweden, are the coca cola bottles white.

- Virgin cock

- Thanks for the new set guys 🖤

- PewDiePie Coke

- Got another free bottle of Buffalo Trace. This stuff is amazing!

- Slaves may only apply [f]

- another one ☺️

- My big guy in his big guy box📶

- i think pink works for me ☺️

- Just your average weeknight😛

- These three musketeer bars have motivational words on the wrappers

- This spherical Coke bottle.

- So me in you, or you in me ? ;)

- My new knickers just arrived. I hope you like them...

- Tying the Knot

- [f]eel like a lil present in these new panties, care to unwrap? 🌞

- Hello kitty soy sauce...

- “I’ll make you feel better”

- This giant bottle of wine I bought today

- Grav bong using Casamigos bottle i made before the global pandemic🤠

- Hair of the dog; for the dog.

- Classic Coke and Cherry Cokes design is so similar that it confuses customers on the regular

- Fair to say, I’m a drunken hunk Lol

- I got one and a half candy inside the pack

- I was doing a window demolition at a school and found an old German beer bottle in the wall.

- Imagine coming back to your room after a con and see this. What do you do??

- In position, now who’s going to spank me?

- This tasted disgusting

- Hoping for a round 2 (f23)

- My in-laws cat Xenophilius gets his cast off in a week! They should have renamed him Alastor for the way he clunks around the house :)

- “Thicker style”

- I’m not too old to play [f37]

- I’m way too horny today!

- [f] Valentine’s Day knife play with Lilpengu1n

- Took a ton of L’s this week. Today included. Did manage to win one raffle though. Should help ease pain of the L’s. (Shitpost)

- This container of moonshine that looks like an old bottle of turpentine.

- cant seem to get out of bed today. would you wanna join me?

- Have to appreciate the skill, but the taste is awful

- The late Princess Bug. Her impression of an orange.

- I found a Coke with Coffee added in Thailand

- My fav set

- What is this white powdery thing on my rose plant? I think it is causing it to die

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- Årets produktion är igång!

- Happy Hump Day from College!! (F32) stay tuned, maybe you’ll see what’s underneath later.

- Time for dinner. Cheers

- Am I the only one that thinks this just looks like a clove of garlic?

- Can I serve you, Master?

- This newspaper dispenser sells bitcoin

- who wants my massive girl-cock in their tight little boy-pussy ?!😈💗

- New Christina piercing 💞

- Hand sanitizer in a bottle that makes it look like vodka

- Fucktoy (OC)

- I think my heart just skipped a beat.

- 💙💙

- And I wont be able to get any pussy until tomorrow🤦🏿‍♂️

- Absolutely stuffed 😈

- Wine made to look like vodka

- Fuck me daddy, cum see more of The Milf Next Door👅

- My Boss is so damn hot......her body makes me so hard at work everyday 😅👅👅👅👅👅🤩🤩💦

- Ohh Reddit how I’ve missed you! Your favorite slut is back!

- There was a piece of glass in my gummy bears

- Thoughts

- For the extra bitey patients

- Who donates a perfectly good bartenders practice bottle?? Definitely one of my stupider purchases...

- hmmm

- He’s losing weight but he’s still enormous. Tea for scale

- Corset and Stockings

- My life is a complete shit hole. And, heres dinner

- I’ll be your “Top” ramen, cheap and full of sodium 🍜

- Ghost tits?

- For size reference, a bottle of beer or cider is 7in around.

- Forbidden vodka

- GF loves to dress me up and play with this pink hole!

- [image] [37] couple of monsters for you all ....

- He is sooo pretty ❤️❤️❤️

- Didnt have time to take pictures last night. Heres an oldie but a goodie 31[f]

- For scale :)

- Ran across this today in a store. Icee 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Sadly there was no blue raspberry.

- Ice cold bong on a hot day, li(f)e is good!

- Comparison.

- Should I do it. Every upvote I take a shot. I don’t have much to do today

- I still have a Bud Light bottle with the Born on Date of 9/11/01.

- Hanger challenge (f)

- I didnt know Wade Boggs had his own whiskey

- Anyone know how i could cleanly cut this bottle for a GB top set?

- This water bottle is shaped like a dumbbell

- My grandfathers old friend stole a truck full of french brandy during 1972. He gave my grandfather a case and he still has them!

- Blursed beer

- I’m having peanut butter and jelly for dinner tonight.

- I see your Armenian Brandy chair and raise you one Armenian Brandy shoe

- [36/32][MF4MF][Cleveland Ohio] Looking for a fun ongoing play couple.

- Enjoy cock. Erm...coke. [F][OC]

- Keep it CLASSY

- It’s boring during the international break, so I thought I’d share this pic of my Man Utd bottle of wine I got in 2014. Signed by Bryan Robson and Andy Cole when they played here in Denver. I’ve vowed to not open it until we win the champions league again.