- Funny
- Got this Thank You Letter from my neighbor after she was locked out of her condo.
- Heart-melting
- A real man drinks beer!
- Seems like you can now adjust your profile picture before uploading it
- But I couldn’t that far get my head up my ass
- Beautiful words in english
- Blursed_world record
- Monday, Again
- Walk in already occupied? No problem
- Pügz, he who peered into the Void
- make it happen guys!! reddit 😎do youre thing
- First Installment of my Silly Server series. Enjoy!
- Tru
- Give em a millimetre and theyll take a kilometre
Too soon? #savehalloween #spookyempire #halloween #halloweeniseveryday #conlife #pumpkinspice - @spookyempire on Instagram
- Found this hanging at my local city hall. 1962: My my how times have changed.
- A low effort drake meme that shows only thie dissatisfaction part. I believe, if used properly can reap huge profits. Thoughts?
- Odd Future
If you wanna play Live Evil this is how to do it. Not a friend request on Facebook and message. Sphinx are basically in... - @heathen_steven on Instagram
- Uhh.. I dont even know where to start.
- Roast my friend for his birthday!
- I found this while stealing a car in Portland.
- So I had to get my wisdom teeth taken out on my Reddit birthday. So instead of cute animals, heres me with a ridiculous ice-bag on my face.
Tuesday Trivia & Tacos w/ host @ryanstriviasucks!! Sign up for trivia is at 6pm & FREE to play!! We will have the Laker game going!! Open from 4pm-10pm!! . . #wayfarercm #tacotuesday #trivia #lakers #food #drinks #fullbar #craftbeer #orangecounty #costamesa - @wayfarercm on Instagram
- Im panicking.
- Proof flags can do good.
- Scumbag Spotify
- Cowboy Crab: Wanted Alive
- Michael Myers Memes
I find this creepy😳 - @sarah_petunia_18 on Instagram
- Ocean Puns
- Good bro Frank
- Arrangements have been made.
- Creepiest fortune cookie I ever received!
- Art soul
- Lead Brick | Uncommon ...Projectile? (Lore and Description in comments)
- posted on grabe. its funny bc like travis but fish
All the time! @billmillerbarbq - @folklores_coffee_house on Instagram
- I found a group hello note on a display fridge in Ikea. Had to complete this.
- I let my friend draw an eye on my paper and had her turn it into mike wazowski
- Best friends
- This is definitely something a serial killer would have in his basement
- What even is that thing
- From a FB friend convinced that net neutrality somehow means that the FBI owns the Internet
- Funny morning memes
- Great list
- Spoopy scary skele-bois
- gay fat mod 😡😡😠😠😤😤😤
- We almost lost my dad last night. Hes on the mend, but is stuck in the hospital for about a week. I decided to cheer him up by jazzing up the whiteboard in his room.
The wait is finally over... 🎶🤩🎶 - @chalk_venue on Instagram
- I guess a sock is too obvious.
- What the frick is dis real?? 😳🤔🤔
- I like to send in food with messages to the BoH
- Music - Metal
- atheism 👎
- memes
oh 👏 #deadbydaylight #dbdmemes #dbd #deadbydaylightmemes #dbdmeme #gaming #dbdnews #gamer #dbdsurvivor #dbdkiller #deadbydaylightnews #behaviourgames 🔴HILLBILLYS CHAINSAW🔴 - @dbd_memez on Instagram
All fun and games til Frank starts screaming on the outro - @yandhi_memes on Instagram
The “why do you hunt, when you can buy meat in a store” crowd has gotten awfully quiet lately... #eatwhatyoukill #hunting - @lovetohunt_official on Instagram
sorry for the lack of responding and posting. really busy and shit is stressful rn - @nightmaregoth on Instagram
- Funny kid notes
- Wanna?
- The laundry room at my apartment complex.
- That sub became absolute garbage once karma whores started to join in
- That ref tho...
- [Image] The best motivation came from my dad
- Im the only Caucasian in my basement. I found this note in my kitchen today...
- Musical Chairs
Im afraid you have... Walrus. Like, comment, follow and share for more! - @sealions_daily on Instagram
- I love gifs
- oh?
- I kept track of whenever I leveled up in Halo Reach. Ended up with a little over 200,000 MM kills by the time halo 4 was released. 👌
- No Fuck. Or No Fuck. There Is No Fuck.
- I think we have different definitions of Perfect
- thats what u get 😑
- FRIGHTENING
- Dice Shaming
SEASON 🖤 ONE 🖤 FINALE - @datingsuckspodcast on Instagram
We’re at @portlandlobstercompany this Sunday from 5 to 8! Come get crackin’ 🦞🍽😋 - @ocandtheoffbeats on Instagram
- Hipity hopity your soul is my property
- No.
- Omg guys it bad
- Hey Dwight👋🏻
- Free drink voucher with incorrect date
- Everybody STOP, Its isnt what your think.
- This note left on an ambulance attending an emergency
- HANDS UP RETARD
- Tyler 😡
- I somehow ordered a no thanks from McDonalds
- Blursed emoji
- Funny
- Man fuck this cringe ass baby😤😡
- Blursed stall
- I know the spelling is wrong.
- Karen And Her Angel Babies Dont Like Your Beepy Sounds
- Blursed beanie
- Baby Wipes
- Blursed moist
- Geeky Quotes
- LPT: Make a to-do list filled with trivial/meaningless tasks that you can check off throughout the day so you feel like youre actually accomplishing something.
- I student teach 8th graders in an very Urban district. I found this note in my class one day.
- He do be right doe
- Le wtf have I made has arrived
- Ricky
- is funy👍🏽👍🏽😝😝😝😝
- I think my girlfriend lost her mind.
- Financial Freedom [x-post /r/funny]
- Grandfathers funeral was today. My 6 year old cousin wanted to leave a note with him
- I’m sorry, no
- Boyfriend woke up the old man who lives above us from his afternoon nap.
- Anyone want some?
- Thanks Turbo.
- me_irl
- baby platypus
- Mormon Muffin
- This is a common occurance on the hiking trail in my area...
- My nephews hilarious apology note to his teacher; to be fair, hes right.
- Cook couldn’t find her thermometer
- New Year Memes
- @teddybearsmusic on Instagram
- This fell out of a book in my middle school library...
- Who tf asked.
- Picsart background
- Thanks, I hate pubescent Karma whores...
- Dating is hard.
- Must eat
- HAND EM OVER
- Found this at a summercamp toilet
- Just once I wanna hear Call on Me live; that’s all I’m asking
Dont be that guy tonight...phones away for pub quiz! Cant wait to see you for it, flick us an email at info@cookbrothersbars.co.nz or call 03 365 1775 to book your table! P.S....all tables of 4+ get free curly fries 🥳 - @stranges_lane on Instagram
What if I cut your veins into little peices after enjoying the scene of your throat floating on the merry go round ? The most spectacular view is when my tiny little teeth chew up your gums while polishing your soft ears as it shimmers with the my sound. You know , you cant hide anymore ! For my snake eyes will catch you anyway , Sinking you in the blood of your own sins , Teasing you with the crocodiles skin. By the way , Whats the sound of your boiling blood ? Well to find it out , I need to taste it first , So let me pour it out through this big gun . Murderers are possessed when they perform torture , Is the theory of your guts ? Hahahah , there is no way you can run away from all the ghosts that seek you as the sauce to their bread buns . That little tongue of yours , Speaks to me like a misery, So let me cut it off , Just for you , Cause I am blessing disguised as your failure . Its weird how you all act innocent and think no ones gonna find out about the demons living underneath your shoes , Which are dying to escape out , So let me free em for you By exploiting your buttocks with bubble gums And your holes with earthworms, Sealing your red lips with pain and your pale-ness with a touch of my blackness.... ~PLUTO . . [ Are you ready to run away cause you wont be able to escape anyway ] . . #spooky #scary #murder #haunted #horror #creepy #demons #devils #blood #torture #night #dark #evil #fuckedup #possessed #evillive #messedup #loststories #earthworms #teeths @scary.stories @scarystoriesmovie @scarystoriesmovie @scarydisplay - @_sheisdeaf_ on Instagram
I’m losing - @thatkupcake on Instagram
- The cleaning person left this for me
- I thought you guys would enjoy this gem from brunch service today.
- does this mean sesam street is canceled
A brand new black owned social media app is almost here!! Be some of the first to witness history when this sets sail!! @imrjtherealtor 🔥🙏🏾🚀🖤 - @quellzonten on Instagram
- he likes piss...
- Just another bulk substrate recipe 🍄🍄
- My employees are so considerate. Im allergic to peanuts.
- Fibromyalgia
- Received this after parking outside someone’s house on Christmas Day... was only visiting family for an hour... Happy Holidays everyone!
- A mechanic tried to take advantage of my parents; Im not impressed.
- My fiancee used to leave me love notes on the whiteboard, now I get this.
- Found at a local coffee shop
It’s Friday, you know what it is! @methodmanofficial - @ticalofficial on Instagram
- how 😳😳
- hmmm
- Frick you 😡
- The hero behind the scenes
- Not for kids
- When will it happen
- White kinda sus
- For everyone calling me a karmawhore and liar here is proof it is my room from yesterdays post
- Says a lot about soceity 😔
- Bats
- Blursed album cover
- On a classroom door
- Got out of class late.. Came to my car to find this.
- this note left on a car frequently parked in no parking spots in a city neighborhood.
- This swearbox from our favourite movie
It’s been a refreshing few days tracking the new @thewiltmusic record. Shouts out @soundofspace @snugrecords @fourfingerrecords - @brysoncall on Instagram
Until tomorrow. #messyfucker - @tomhollingsmusic on Instagram
- DNOT DO TI!!!
Thank you for the good compliment. #kouramen #ramen #noddles #japanesefood #japaneserestaurant #casualdining #westpoint #blacktown - @kou.ramen on Instagram
- My cousin, who has down syndrome, wrote a poem called Important Things.
- Not my kid
- friday the 13th memes
- Our dish washer has, apparently, decided what on the closing check list is not her responsibility anymore. This will be fun to deal with.
Picking up @kristenweaver today!! - @ttiefenbach on Instagram
- My mother works at a locally owned pizza joint. She just shared the delivery directions on the latest order they received.
- Got a letter from my daughter today. Good timing, I needed it!
- Banana bred at da workplace today?? 😳
- Why is this still a thing?
- A drunk guy at work asked for a job today. I told him to bring me a CV. He asked for a pen and wrote this: His amazing CV.
- was so proud to find this
- Dont pretend you didnt do this
- You just cant make this stuff up
- this has been designated a heresy free zone
- There is nothing like kitchen humor
- Oof
Please improve your gluten free menu prezzos. We would love to be able to have a proper family meal together. - @coeliac_kids on Instagram
- this shit
- Nothing. I have nothing you can eat
- Have to push hard on escalator
- 4th of July
- Friend of mine just moved into a new house. Took off all the heating vents to paint them, and this was behind one of them.
- Send in the 🤡 clown
Thank you for tuning into our show last night! We had over 10K viewers! Follow me on twitch, subscribe to my YouTube, follow me on Spotify, follow my Twitter, listen to the album. If you ordered a vinyl don’t worry it’s coming soon! - @rockayye on Instagram
Hmmm seems right - @danmeadows94 on Instagram
- [humor] finished my nighttime routine, looked in the mirror...
- Imagine not transcending into the shadow realm like smh
- this man came up to me and said this... should I run?
- Damn Mitchell...
- I need it
- If only
- I feel pretty bad about this one...
- A new clue from a live drop in the Place d/Armes, Montreal.
- @brett_boone on Instagram
- ha laugh
- Found this on my bike today, made my whole day.
- FUNNY MONDAY MEMES
- Me_irl
Greet him in the comments. Also I love this image Creds: National Geographic Society • • • • • • • • • • [Tags]: #frogmemes #budgettsfrog #frogmeme #itiswednesdaymydudes #chonker #froggy #マルメタピオカガエル #lepidobatrachuslaevis #frog #frogcore #frogpage #frogmemes4life #frogstagram #frogsofinstagram #frogsofig #frogsofinstagram🐸 #frogsoftheworld #roundanimals #frogs #toads #amphibians #memes #toadgang #toadstagram #frogsofinstagram #petsofinstagram #amphibians #frogpositivity #toadpositivity #cuteanimals #dailymemes - @round.froggos on Instagram
- Tooth Fairy Letters
AI algorithms are data-hungry. Be sure to feed them regularly and keep their diet varied. 🤖🥩🥦🍍✅ #artificialintelligence #deeplearning #data #engineering #facialrecognition #developers #garbageingarbageout #machines #machinelearning #gpus #dataanalytics #logic #software #computervision - @lifeatkairos on Instagram
- me four hours after saying “these tabs ain’t shit” 🤭😳
The fun thing about moving is finding old stuff you forgot about. This was the setlist from the first tour I did with Trivium. “Power Ranger ending” February/March 2017 - @alexbentdrums on Instagram
- Blursed bear
- i’m pickel dick
- Apparently its such a problem, they needed a sign.
Sweet 19! Känns som jag fortfarande är 13, men men🎉🎉😎 - @elias_shamoun on Instagram
- Late christmas...
- My 12 year old daughter likes to write her own birthday cards.
- Guilt trip saying my friends parked car prevented then from seeing their dying grandma.
- please dont put any c*rse words my mom reads them
- LOOK AT IM GOOO 🏃♂️🏁🐵🦆
- A sound guy I know just posted this on FB.
- Poop pants baby 😳😳😳
- JADE WEST
#nobeard what the fuck happened? - @neelabhsagar on Instagram
The more filth you watch and listen, the dirtier your soul gets. That is why you see dirty souls in colorful black and white suit. Follow @amkbthreads for more... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #ramzan #babydecor #taqwa #masjidnabawi #allahswt #muhammadsaw #hadiths #sahihbukhari #hadithoftheday #surah #palestinian #yemencrisis #moroccan #karbala #holyquran #astaghfirullah #sujood #iloveislam #allahisthegreatest #deensquad #allahisone - @amkbthreads on Instagram
- I think the lads at the local Chinese are havin a laugh
- Small spooktober drawing I made at work
- Message for Miley Cyrus
- It says in huge letters DO NOT BEND, now my comic is split in half
- SCPs as Pokemon Part 2: 012-040
- Dat Cray
- Throwback to my favourite note from a customer this year.
- Bro that’s epic
- Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
- Brutus in real life????
- My 9 year year old daughters sleepover bucket list.
- screwed her 😎😎😎😎
- Randy dandy haha
- Best Work Quotes
- Does this belong here?
- fucking iduot
- pizza rOLLS
Poem of the street Found before the rain destroyed This perfect poem - @nilswloewen on Instagram
- Im a huge fan of his
What would I do without this little Bug in my life? - @tonyschiavone24 on Instagram
- I taped this to my fridge as a daily reminder that I need to improve.
- My neighbor works a lot and is always in pain because of a car accident. I take him home cooked food once a week and he has told everyone in our neighborhood Im such a nice person. Now I feel kinda bad.
- Discovered my girlfriends recipe for meatloaf...
- My dad committed suicide, and I really want a tattoo in his handwriting. This is a sample of it. Someone suggested I post here for help.
- My cousin got this left on his car.
- Found this in my girlfriends pocket.. not entirely sure what it is, but Im impressed.
- Ravenclaw class 2010?
- Theres a cat around our building Ive been feeding. Came home last night to a can of food and this note.
- Gold digging 101
- Nice, really drives home the point with the skull and crossbones
- At a bar in a small town that I was traveling through. youre always safe here.
- @michaelianblack on Instagram
- Me irl
- oh no guys!!!1! 😱😱
- My dads puns just never cease to amaze me
- are slash wosh loser
- Boyfriends Grocery List
- Pog in exchange for nut
- It’s okay buddy retard
- This is how I text with my 6-year old.
- Bernie Sanders fricking hot though 😍😍
- First post! Sending positive vibes out to everyone! You are valid,amazing and awesome 💚
- My daughter’s restroom rules
“Would you just look at that” I’m sure everyone’s experienced this before and been asked a million questions to go with it lol 🎣🤙🏼🇺🇸 • • • #SoCalBadfish #SoCal #Badfish #Fishing #FishingApparel #SupportLocalBusinesses #SaltWater #LosAngeles #FishingLife #SouthernCalifornia #California #Tuna #Yellowfin #Barracuda #SurfFishing #TightLines #Fish #Yellowtail #BluefinTuna #CalicoBass #Bass #Bluefin #YellowfinTuna #Photography #SanPedro #Angler #LAHarbor #WestCoast #LongBeach #SanDiego - @socalbadfish on Instagram
- Dont need no new memes
- Missouri Lottery Pick 4 numbers for 9/10/12 were consecutive numbers
- The ConkCrete Golem - common summonable that is slow and does heavy AoE damage. Weak against anything water related.
- i need a little while guys ill catch up later
- funky munky
- This is a national issue that the goverment is trying to sweep under a rug
- I bring my Switch for the last 10-15 minutes of work when everything is done (I dont get a real break in the first place) but my manager gets to play Candy Crush?
- cleaning
- Confused by servers twice today.
- From a Chicago area Facebook page
- Ball
- pi is only 3 doe
- In my local bar bathroom
- This....
- Pictures of prince
- Funny
- 😲😲😲I cant wait
- Sex calls
- fuck drake
- Birthday card from u/dafer1993s 102-year-old neighbor, transcribed by someone with gorgeous handwriting (x-post from r/pics)
- I hda to cal posin contral
- 3 My servers
- SMH (suck my hdick)
- It’s shit
- Jax teller quotes
- Tried once it was terrifying 😳🤣
- It was blue
- Sorry if Im a bit late but, i want to know what you guys think of my 2020 goals
- Working on FOH and BOH relations.
- Raw canned rolls 🤤
- Professional af, HEARD YA SASSY ARSE
- Mornin retards
- Woke up after a night of heavy drinking with this folded up in my pocket.
- The Usual day for a FOH
