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- yea, no.


31 “The Rock” Memes That Prove Dwayne Johnson Is Unstoppable


- Why ruin a perfectly beautiful door?




- hmmm

Instagrammable Murals In Austin



- Book Proposal




- Mr Peanut Gets Lucky




- Horror Movies

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- The drawback to joining a worthy cause.


The Strangest Food Memes to Avoid Before Dinner


- Is it possible to learn this power?

Oh nooooo

Eminem with Hello Kitty


- The Best Creature In Far harbor


Wife Breaks Down After Husband Plans A Trip 2 Months After Their Baby Is Born, Has His Eyes Opened


- When she stipulated on Tinder she prefer the big ones !

обои на телефон с гусями

Two Tpot pfp!


- smoking hot

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BLACK CATS


- The Entity got sick of me complaining about my bloodweb


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- Cape

its 3 am rn

Found this masterpiece on twt @Yunicorn_corn


- Alexander Macqueen.

we love you too sam 3



- I told you before, their eyes should be blue! Treyarch dont know enough about zombies

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- An Alchemy Halloween


- Beer Genie


- Giving out friendly advice to the speed ladies.


- Beat your kids to prevent riots


- “Human skin” shoes


- I went to Dragon*Con in 2010 and saw this person. She was more than happy to let me take this picture.


- Im not sure if this look will catch on a whole lot.....


- Raven


- This is no way to treat your king, peasant from Wattpad


- cursed_match


- Dead Game


- Ah tumblr, you always deliver.


- april


- Hell from The Garden of Delights (Hortus Deliciarum) c.1180, Manuscript (facsimile), Bibliothèque Nationale, Paris. [830x609]


- Just faced a freddy that slugged and let us all bleed out. One of the most boring games ever, zzz.


- I ran into the giant bug and now i look like a world boss strolling through town


- Cock magic


- Found a reference to the film The Witch


- Not really sure what I am looking at


- Same girl from my previous post


- Do you know other creative uses for graffiti?


- In my youth, I was a big believer in scorched earth.


- Details


- You can make sangria in the turlet.


- Plz dont damage the cords


- While they all look good, they also all look like they have a BMI over 30 so, no, this doesn’t surprise me


- realistic temporary tattoos


- The Disappointment, Me, Digital, 2019


- Ambushed by an Imperial wearing the most random loot Ive ever seen.


- This drought


- An early Sanity Sunday!


- Cursed_Neat_Freak


- Da stunties brought friends! Waaaaagh!


- Heroin hunnies are heroin chic


- Thanks I hate MMA


- Not mine, but...


- Forbidden brain


- i draw a penis but my teammate put a face over it


- Infected Mushroom [1200 x 800]


- Anyone Hungry?


- Where did they get this picture of me....?


- body special effects makeup


- Me n the boys at Big Kahuna Island (mossrock glitch spot)


- ...und grausig gulzt der Golz...


- 3 am


- hentai_irl


- Competing with your sister to fuck your dad


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- Mariah carey daydream


- The most wanted character of Assassins Creed is back!


- insta photo


- In shape for beach 2012


- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP??


- Legitimately don’t even know where to begin with this one...


- Amazing observation, Thonnir. I wonder what gave it away?


- Anyone fancy going down The Bell? You might win an award...


- Are Robots Ok? (Art by sukabu)


- Fuck Cupping.


- Anonymous


- just two undead chillin the soul cairn


- I just wanted to be a real man...


- Okay, THIS Is Epic!


- # mushroom´s #


- I want to thank that guy who joined the Divine Surge mission yesterday and with his HBG helped me complete a mission I had been trying to do for a few hours. I cant find it on steam so I do it here. Thanks Sozuma 3


- My Character is Permanently Wrinkly -- Any Idea How to Fix?


- 😋 slendermans gay cousin


- I need advice. I have 4 abusive Dads.


- Republican views


- Dayna Dagger


- My dad posts things like this to my facebook wall


- paper face mask


- When you throw up at school and you’re waiting for your mom to pick you up


- Guess what’s gross too? Knees, apparently


- celebrity gowns


- happy valentines day


- Found a bunch of Ninjas squatting in Shadow Warrior 2, had to do this.


- My game glitched and now I have an entirely black wolf!


- So one of My buyers got kidnappedAnd when I went to save him all of the guards were unkillable as well as non-reactive but they did take a limb damage so here’s this


- I guess those useless membership cards could come of some use.


- art and technology


- BAD HAIR DAY


- cursed_wtf


- Ubi sticking to their roots in the new glitchy AF Breakpoint (Ye I know the game is in Beta but its out next week)


- Fortbytes give you a shortcut to the necessary spray/emote/emoticon now


- Dont be a liar

- Ladies night at a local club...

We told you we had another big announcement: @metalsucks is premiering the video of OXYgen! Check it out and let us know what you think, we really tried something different here and we want to know what our fans think of it 🤘🏻 Link to the video in BIO! Video by @jakovburov228 . . OXYgen is out now on all the streaming platforms! Listen to it on Spotify 👇🏻 https://open.spotify.com/album/70eobRsmekeXXEu1bjc8UB?si=_jaKXe2JTHW4CtsNSkhIxg . . @k2musicm . . #OXYgen #themodernageslavery #metalsucks #deathmetal #deathmetalband #deathcoreband #deathcorebands #extrememetal #deathmetalmusic #italianmetal #deathcoremusic #deathmetalbands #deathmetalhead #italiandeathmetal #metalrelease #metalsong #newmetalrelease #jakovburov #metalreleases #deathcoremetal #newmetalreleases #metalalbum #metalgram #metalforever #k2music #technicaldeathcore #metalband #metalheads #metalheadsofig - @the_modern_age_slavery on Instagram

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- Tip: Dr Doom and his Henchman don’t attack shadow disguises.

- awweeee sweet!!

- How you look when you ddos blizzard

- Scream

- A is for Awesome

- we all know the truth!

- A search for crew socks

- Sorry for bad edit Im on mobile but this should be a reward for killing the non exsistant along with maybe 100 dubs instead of 50 and the Title.

- Blursed_photoshoot

- Funny screenshots

- Blursed AliExpress

- Craaaaab Peeeople

- A Brief Glance at Sexual Dimorphism in Lesser Soan

- Run.

- cursed cave

- bones

- Who else would like to see huge megafauna in the game like the behemoth in Stephen Kings The Mist?

- cursed_queue

via @sumeaguiar • • • • • • Rio Mambucaba Ofertório, 2020. Minha cabeça comporta carne, matéria de vida, que se desenvolve em fluídas águas em tempos de calmaria e de trombas dágua. Me vejo ofertando esses peixes. Amarro-os em minha pele, sentindo as escamas a cortarem e a pressão dos corpos dificultarem a minha respiração. Permaneço imóvel até esquecer dos sentidos que residem em mim. Meu pescoço treme com o que ofereço, percebo que a carne quando fora do seu lugar, pesa e com tempo se decompõe. O cheiro se intensifica a cada pássaro que se aproxima, em outras condições, eles já teriam os devorado, mas a quentura do meu corpo os afasta. Por mim eu nadaria em águas, não acredito na natureza dessa oferta, mas quando a maré tá baixa é difícil de se caminhar pela terra debaixo do rio, o chão gruda nos pés enquanto sinto minha boca seca pedindo pela cheia. Me acostumo em não ver pelos olhos, em sentir meus lábios racharem. O sol que senti em minha pele do lado direito, já sinto estar em cima de mim. Questiono o porquê da ação. Penso em como a cabeça, peixe e rio se relacionam de diferentes formas para cada corpo que os encontra. Sinto perder minha cabeça no rio e encontrar outras. Me vejo ofertando esses peixes. Tento achar formas de não precisar ofertar. Busco compreender a malícia em negociar. O cheiro se intensifica. Escuto cada vez mais presenças próximas a mim, elas questionam se minha natureza está viva ou morta. Me finjo de morta. Meu corpo continua quente. Permaneço imóvel até esquecer dos sentidos que residem em mim. fotografia: @anisyaguar - @_false_face on Instagram

- Women who work for MLM makeup companies and use the makeup to make themselves look beat up and bruised (this MLM supposedly donates money to a relevant charity) to sell more makeup

- Hevy is thnos

- This got out of hand quick

- What we all want to do

- This is my friend, Nuke. He has the VR Headset and i thought you guys would like to see it.

- The hunt, me, digital 3d, 2019

- SAVE THE DAUGHTERS!!1!

- Galactus do be close doe😳

- War. The Second Horseman.

- hmmm

- Weird Hairstyles......

- The silent slaughter

- Accessories

- “Brain In a nightmare”

- hmmm

- I just scratched my head and remembered Jurassic Park

- AJA

- #phaSe1 festival: actie=reactie de beweging centraal.

- Attention to small details. An elk eating tree bark :)

- Albinism

- What do you get when you cross a drama queen and a cheater? This probably.

- That one moment of satisfaction on the Killcam...

- Killing in PUBG? So uncivilized.

- Pete, God of Tinder and Keeper of The Mothers Void

- Celebrating my Mex American heritage with this look. A drag inspired Chola look. 🥰

- [ART] Isekai Meikyuu de Harem o Ch 37 - Sherry kitaaaaaaaaa!!!!

- First time Ive decided to share a screenshot. I got it perfect!

- Grandma

- Celebrities :: Lady Gaga

- His face must be real sticky

- Doll Sculpture

- Drawing high heels

- Somethings wrong...

- I found Sinding just casually strolling on the outskirts of Whiterun. Guards didnt seem to care either.

- Amusing

- For anyone complaining that the sidekick is too big

- Never get that drunk you pass out in a party 🥳 🤣

- My favourite glitch. When assassin personality makes you wield your dagger backwards

- My favorite comparison 🙄

- embodiments

- Welcome to the gym

- “Sponsored”

- I get youre stoked that I picked you up off the road. But this may be a little much, Sir.

- Van Horn is always fun.

- Porque?

- May have run a little too hard today

- Sometimes, when they die, I think they dropped all their magic cards.

- ALEXANDER McQUEEN

- Oh deer

- Your hand sir, seems to be broken.

- sᴛᴀʏ-sᴀғᴇ-sᴛᴀʏ-ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ-ʙᴇ-sᴇᴄᴜʀᴇᴅ

- Never be the first one to pass out at a party

- Hermaeus Mora engraving the final word of Bend Will shout on Storns chest is always a brutal sight to see

- BLACK

- A hot girl and a good joke

- Call me Goldilocks! Ive got three bears, and they are NOT happy I ate their porridge.

- Jinkx would just like to check in with yall

- Something to be proud off and show off /s

- Well said!

- horses have a power i can even begin to grasp

- Closest thing to a T-Rex Ive seen in this game so far😀 Looks awesome!

- .: Hussein Chalayan :.

- Why!!!

- Borg Couture

- La Tomatina

- Damn horse body slammed the ground and left an imprint.

- I propose: the gentleman golem. He opens doors for you. Thats it.

- The Queen may forget, but Razum-Dar shall not.

- [OC] Hello guys! I just wanted to tease here my brand new SFM comic. When its finsihed it will be posted on my reddit/twitter and maybe here too. If you interested in my work please drop a follow. Its 100% free. (I dont have a patreon or anything like that...)

- Kill la Kill

- Just some of my adventures while still in my first play through, finally made it to Novigrad

- Wtf Leg tattoo

- Someone forgot to chenge their disguise. Is Latrox Une being a double agent canon?

- Decided to play First-Person mode, and a Cougar attacked me while on Cinematic Scene towards north of Annesberg ... I never knew that the Axe could be this handy (zoom in)

- Halloween Diorama

- The blood vessels of the human body. Gives me shivers.

- Oh no

- a new Hockey team ........!

- 2019 Halloween Costumes

- Im stuck on this screen, how do i get out without restarting game?

- hmmm

- Inigo, say cheese

- My new ride! 😎

- I really like punching people, and throwing fireballs (which, according to who you ask, is kinda like punching people who are too far)

- hmmm

- Cursed_costume

- Saw this on a Facebook group. Highly unlikely but I would love to see this happen! Plus a lot of the newer fans of the show have no idea who any of these people are and it would give these queens so much exposure. They need to pay bills too!

- Dark Art

- ARTISTIC FASHION EXPRESSIONS (sculptural and avant garde designs)

- La Tomatina

- Bababooi

- I don’t.... what even is this..??

- Have a feeling the Bi-Plane may spawn here...

- The Flower will use custom colours you will set for your warframe, not its default colours.

- When the world is ending but youre an essential worker

- Freaky Flotsam (redux)

- Thickness Sickness

- Ill take that over live, laugh, love any day.

- Not sure what happened...

- How do I break it to him

- My favourite, at least it _Was_

- Im no dentist, but that does not look right...

- Futuristic Sunglasses

- Claudette teaching her new friend how to be a Blendette. Pls tell him he is doing a good job. Hs is nervous

- Alpha is a better term...

- I can guarantee you theres gonna be some idiotic fanboy who tries to use this as proof of the existence of the Rake

- He should have grabbed the crowbar...

- Beauty Treats

- Was removed because of identifying features now fixed

- Marcurio doesnt like being photobombed...

- Good predictions,or something else? Let me know!

- 1st day of Chameleon farm. Started at 8:30am got it at 10:45am. Legit had the gut feeling of me getting it quick too.

- American Horror Story

- Weve been wrong all along. Theyre gonna make sure we no take candle ever again.

- Bro, check out my sick new tattoo. Its VyKeen for strength

- 2hp per sticker, 5HP per emblem.. this babies got 1000+ hp!

- Reich On Time

- Natural shelter with installed light

- Ilustración

- Help I got an allergy!

- DE wont let me subsume Warframes, so Ill subsume Teshin instead

- Does this NPC outfit exist for players?

This is my submission for picture prompt by @twinksfly . Image Credit: Matthieu Bourel . . Title: The metamorphosis of my face . . My face is derived from the substance of emotion with common fusion reactions in the same epicenter. I defy any chemical axiom by metamorphosing with each kiss in a perpetual magnetism, that ecstasizes every synapse and atom tranquilizing me. Its a redefined chemistry by the decomposition of time for the reactions in the center of your kiss... . . @twinksfly @weloveglobalpoets @bybtpoetrysupport @poets.anonymous_ @savantpoetry @antipoeticrevolution . . #me #love #poetry #photo #philosophy #writingprompts #antipoeticrevolution #bybtpoetrysupport #weloveglobalpoets #savantpoetry #poetryprojectx #poetconnection #poetssociety #poetsanonymous #poetsofinstagram #silverleafpoetry #writerscommunity #poetrycommunity #evepoetrygroup #shortpoems #bymepoetrylove #writersofinstagram #closerlivespoetry #youcultivatedfools #yourheartbeatstrong #bleedingsoulpoetry - @christina_gya on Instagram

- DIY Poppy Troll Costume

- Dare to stand and face the Prince of Hunt

- blursed_fashion

- This person must be tall with all that reaching theyre doing.

- 2.6.4 Survivor Buff. Good luck catching smoke!

- Just got a imbued heart from a crawling hand task, What are the chances. uim btw

- Idk what mod did this but it sure surprised me to see septimus is not messing around no more

- So the pallets were invisible

- I feel like this could be memed

- The Inadvertent Giant Dildo Wrapping Fiasco...

- I miss those nights...

- Just a little cloud of guts. I do LOVE Skellige!

- Blursed_cosplay

- My icy fingers claw your back...

- Men with makeup

- Just havin a dance party with my buddy Lunk.

- *giggles*

- Old lady cartoon

- At this point just throw the whole hand out

- my attic

- hmmm

- Can we take a moment to appreciate this how much of an absolute unit Sif is

- This was a great idea

- Hast thou heard the news?

- Mimi’s reunion dress that Ru wouldn’t allow her to wear lol

- Something seems off here.

- Tree Bark Skin

- One-shot a giant, apparently named Achilles

- Thanks, I hate thigh-high boots

- Skyrim news: A stutterer summoner summons three giants at once. The bandits did not expect this... The most interesting thing is that the summoner himself did not expect this.

- Pssst...

- That skeleton dragon was one of the cooler enemies Ive seen.

- Got the headless rider to stop to take a selfie with me. What a champ!

- Runic armor set obtainable on March 17. Looks pretty good!

- Y

- We might want to rethink this whole diplos as pets thing...

- Dystopie

- Idk why but this picture of Peely just cracks me up

- A face only a mother could love

- Thats very interesting

- Female Cranial Fillet

- I just...I just dont know.

- AWKWARD MOMENTS

- This is sketch

- 24-hour update, Teshin still not subsumed, but a small tree has appeared? Looks like the one behind him at the relay...

- Found this sleepy boi outside Virgils cave. Thank God I left Dogmeat at home before heading there.

- foot pics

- [One Piece] More manly than well ever be.

- cursed_bucher

- You thought gold large Ruiner was big? I present gold large Plesioth.

- A human must have bred with an in-bred caribou.

- just gonna add this to the list of weird stuff to randomly stumbled upon

- [MQ Spoiler][Media][PC] Final Confrontation, My favorite screenshot Ive taken since launch.

- In da butt

- We were admiring each other’s horns and decided to go have some beers
