- S Voice still listens even after I disabled all permissions, disabled the app itself AND force stopped the app. (Im not sure how to flair this so I picked what I thought was fitting)
- My mom text me this while I was shopping.
- 7 person scam
- Result.
- I’m so done with these fucking guys who try to get my bank info 🙅🏼♀️
- We were talking about documentaries, I didnt reply for a minute and he corrected himself.
I appreciate the dm love but I’m getting mixed signals fam😂 - @slickshoota on Instagram
- Funny snapchat
- After not seeing my family for 2 years cause theyre traveling, i finally got to show my stepfather my warhammer collection, might say it made an impact..
- Married & on tinder
- Facebook sending a ton of notifications about my secondary account
- Okay is spelled differently on this iOS notification.
- Hes the best
- Every time
- It does sound weird
- Bug “Subreddit Suggestions” jumps below the first result
- tell me more...
We all know that one guy! #hunting #deer #deerhunting #outdoors #hunters - @ahla_org on Instagram
- I asked to go to a friends house for a couple hours... Got a cussing out with a side of racism. I’m 17 btw 😐
- Recruiters really getting desperate.
- Anyone looking for a professional?
- In light of the Nike/Kaepernick marketing campaign controversy, I encourage every one of you to boycott the Acromyn Presto drop later this month.
- Just casual playing BitLife as a 5 year old
- I think my little cousin had a stroke
- Do I speak in truths or lies?
- Let’s just say, Kim made the move first 😳
- Incognito mode
- Me_irl
- Part 2 - Tldr: Fortnite Kid Attempting to dox me so I give him my instagram and psn login
- Bought one thing
- Trending sa r/Philippines pero banned sa r/duterte? Hahahahaha. Toxic.
- I went in the bathroom for 2 minutes and my chef thought he’d keep me in the loop.
- Fingers crossed fellas 🤞🏻 my gf [21] talked about fucking her high school friend for awhile
- meirl
- [Image] Duolingo gets it
- How to stop spam. A tutorial.
- *softly* Dont
- Keep it going
- 2meirl4meirl
- Wish me luck.
- i think he oofed..
- Red ranks be like:
- Huge potential in new UFC memes! Invest!
- Case closed
- these people keep texting and calling me, asking for Ellen.
- I see how we lost to the emus...
- My Guilt-Tripping Mother is shocked when she realises I don’t want to spend time with her during the pandemic.
- Thanks Satan.
- Not too much money
- messages overlap
- 10pm. I wanted to go for a walk, went through some shit and had to clear my head.
- r/AskScience Flair Color scheme
- And thats a fact
- When trying to crosspost, you cannot search for a sub, you have to scroll through all of your subscriptions
- The way eBay lists their shirt size filter.
- I just recently switched to iOS and this drives me up the wall.
- Failed to save due to: Failed to save
- All in good fun!
- There’s just one problem..
- LEAKED PHOTO of JJ and Deji after reaching 10M on their channels
- Today is the day!
- What a gross assumption smh
- how do they even think they will scam me like this
- Waking up to cute texts from bae
- - Você acaba com desmatamento ilegal se legalizar o desmatamento. Salles, Ricardo.
- My boss continues to praise my small efforts.
- Oh you already did half an hour of work with tools that we let you use? It means nothing unless you pay us.
- When youre trying to take a screenshot but you dont hit the power button and volume down button in perfect sync
- Wow, thanks u much brain
- My profile pic after reddit change the pic to circle instead of square
- Teemu Pukki scores brace and finds form in Euro Qualifier!
- All of these option return to this screen leaving you still unable to comment.
- I tried, guys...
- 2meirl4meirl
- My cat went missing a couple days ago. I posted everywhere online with my number. Didnt take long before I got this text
- Rigo Rd.
- Text written white on white.
- What the fuck
Just the beginning 🔥😈. @bobbysarn - thank you - @bossrooh on Instagram
- So I just got this random text.....
- My dad is this dumb
- I think this is a bit too much
- Damn, I’m never gonna find the one y’all smdh
- SMH (suck my hdick)
- Im bulking fam allow it
- That a**hole appliance had it coming
- Reddit used to have subs on the post page in alphabetical order, but now....
- Think Profit
- I really think I’m dying
- If you put uwu owo in google translate it’ll tell you it’s igbo and this is the result in English
- They cant vote kick you if you leave the game yourself
- Reddit at this moment
- Every single re-watch....
- Thank you Ring
- First of all, I don’t use Netflix; secondly… I would’ve liked some more effort at least
- Throwback when I introduced my friend to Bojack Horseman. This happened when season 4 premiered. I’m pretty sure she didn’t make it.
- Ok.
- [Icon Concept] Just a quick Retrowave/Outrun inspired app icon idea I made
- Can’t get the rest of the definitions for my school work without signing in...
- We probably knew what wouldve come next
- Every time I take a photo on snapchat
- Multiple calls and texts daily from political researchers and volunteers. Had this number for like 14 years and I still get mistaken for this Kathleen person
- My friend and I turned off autocorrect on a dare. This happened almost immediately
- Guess what type of content was on his profile - This was sent to me after I posted an image of myself with a caption that included my age(15). He knew exactly what he wanted.
- This idiot commenting on every new /r/askreddit thread with your mom
- It do be like that
- Google said it so it must be true
- GrubHub drivers can cancel your order if they see you dont tip enough
- Got a Weird Stain on my Coco GD4 ts1’s and that’s her reaction. best middleman ever.
- Suspicious Seagulls (via ig @crows_of_six)
- Christ
- Part 2: Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000
- I forgot my password but Instagram is, once again, f-ed up
- Be concise
- Kira queen
- Fucking Reddit. I swear.
- Genuine answer
- I was giving away a free sofa and had this funny encounter
- It’s just having an orgasm while eating food but with a plot
- The Deji curse
- I didnt wanna reply to a guy that had his bulge in his pfp and this happened..
- Evade owner has his players on a no salary contract with a 10k buyout...
- i hate when subscriptions spoilt the plot :/
- But why, why would you do that?
- i was so close
- After trying to comfort my girlfriend about her chest size, we ended both saying this golden line
- I did not want to do this but I have to buy time for MrBeast
- That’s good right?
- Why would you say something so brave yet controversial.
- Oh my god
- Oh cool, the thinking emoji counts as a Chinese character
- Picture in Picture works perfectly!
- I literally have the year i graduate high school in my instagram bio, but ok buddy.
- Stuff like this... during class
- I made my Dad’s phone autocorrect ‘no’ to ‘yes’ for an epic prank! Thanks for playing along dad!
- My boss...
- Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000.
- My phone doing this, with a Charging Cable i use for almost 3 years now.
- OHH, YEAH!!!
- This guy blindly follows anything he sees related to Islam even though some of his Quran teachers told him that hes wrong and calls me brainwashed for stopping him from using the n word.
- Thank you WHO, very helpful (see full image)
- yuh
- I get raided by these boys all the time, its annoying as fuck
- There is a hacked Apollo version being shared online with Pro features unlocked that needs to be taken down.
- at first i thought he was joking, but i was dead wrong
- Telling him just how he is going to worship my girlcock...
- Bunch of people reaching out to me to learn to code during quarantine
- Companies that just don’t care.
- Sally = my crazy grandma who my mom is ‘nothing alike’
- Bitlife notification that scared the crap out of me at 2 AM
- This political party sent an unsolicited text message saying how they want to ban unsolicited text messages, and months later they are still sending unsolicited text messages
- What goofy/weird nicknames do you call your partner? I’ve taken to calling my boyfriend “Wise Guy” in a New York mobster accent 😅
- But its my kids birthday...
- iMessage activation error
- I’m not sure I should be able to add these flairs...
- I’m new here
- This guy made me kinda want to die
- in response to the new tv spot released today
- Fs in chat for me boys
- Blocking teamsnaphat will automatically unblock them
- G
- I got my wife to watch a couple episodes after she said she didnt like it. Then this happened
- Made with Snapchat because that’s still more sophisticated than memematic
- Only wanted to play on the bus...
I was brushing my teeth before I left for work around 5:35am and Riley walks in the bathroom. I’m usually the only one awake at the time so she kind of startled me. She continues to give me a hug and kiss half awake. Later in the morning while I was at work, my sister sends me this screen shot of their text conversation.... 😭 I won’t do that much overtime anymore baby girl! #GirlDad - @doperific on Instagram
- Maybe because its still 5:28 of the freeking morning!
- No, just please get help.
- JAMES CHARLES KEEPS TEXTING ME (this is so sad)
- It’s like magic!
- This game promotes other games through notifications
- Stoopid mods trolled 😎😎😂🤣
- Here I am
- This entire shitstorm of a website
- Whoever is responsible for this is worse than Satan
- Taking orders
- Title
- believe it or not
- Android wont let me put Facebook services (cannot be uninstalled) to sleep.
- Shrimp and Crab
- Blursed 1st Grader’s Reading Assignment
- when people make a group chat to send TWO messages
- A friend posted this as story. Twitter is already showing the location as Bharat that too in Hindi. I thought the plea was at the court. Any idea what is happening?
- Kinda creepy, mostly funny. Can’t believe they based their profile off of a cartoon character.
- thanks okbr for following our instructions time 2 jack off now
- Scumbag CNN
- Feeling cute...
- he types too fast...
- Wait what???
- Madlad has no fear
- Life is hard!
- Apparently it high quality
- This notification that keeps popping up every two hours.
- Random text I got
- You look like a hard worker!...
- Rodman is heartbroken about Kim
- The way this game think how confirmation works
- If you ever wondered what a stoner girl’s group chat looks like, here ya go!
- Thanks for letting me know what did you change
- The S is slightly off center
- sorry, buddy, there’s a travel ban.
- A few seconds after following the official Fortnite account on Instagram.
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- I said no multiple times
- I dont know which one to click
- double stroke
- Is this how the process usually works when buying reps? I tried to purchase from Monica’s site but it didn’t ask for PayPal info
- I have to wait 20 minutes on this slide and clicking next will only restart the timer. Thanks Georgia DDS.
- I am the Creepy one fs (story: this guy texted me first asking for naked pics first so i decided to troll him)
- This happens with multiple movies!
- I had a mega stroke
- Blursed WiFi
- Well thanks for clearing that one up for us
- put proper descriptions on my alarms
- Asking how my friend was feeling after she had an eventful night
- I’ve never had an interaction with this man in my life. For the record, the voice message was him saying hello. Blocked.
- My school won’t allow me to check my schedule a day before class
- Blursed_texting
- Idk man. Thats pretty gay
- Better UX
- When the new Sidemen Sunday video comes out
- me_irl
- My dad in the family group chat
- We need reinforcements
- Someone at my job tested positive for covid, I just contracted a cold. This is how my manager responds to asking for sick time off
- Google Chrome iOS’s tab indicator once you have 99+ tabs open
- 2meirl4meirl
- What are the chances
- i think my mom forgot the english language
- I got a 2 week ban on PewDiePie submissions because I said that I don’t want any 9 year olds watching jojo because Jojo is rated MA for a reason
- Destiny
- I am very fucking gay
- No I didnt fall but thank you for asking! (got out of car while windy and my watch started beeping. It was about to call SOS before I stopped it.
OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND - @textsfromyourex on Instagram
- So this is currently happening... I just wanted a pizza.
- Little backstory, my friend created a story anyone could post to, as long as it was a rock with a positive message written on it. Applaud my comedic genius.
- 2meirl4meirl
- No drywall is safe
- When youre bi and you cant choose between no homo or no hetero
- I download this YESTERDAY!!
- Had to do it to them
- DNOT DO TI!!!
- Keyboard suggestions are next level insults
- Does this count?
- Trying to cash on somebody accidentally buying it!
- I know we’re going through Covid and all but..I have a feeling this guy was trying to steal my package lol
- The bloody wind broke the neighbors fence so i fixed it for him. All i ask in return is good karma.
- spent an hour arguing with this guy who thought the modern warfare trilogy started at MW4 because they messed up the numbers
- R.I.P. Kobe, even pornhub mourns your death
- I am encited
- Gotta pump those numbers up, mate
- Are you ok mom
- Fishy
- Hes been my friend for 2+ months. People like him is why I have trust issues.
- Stop Frickin Marketing Me.
- Me and my mum be on the same level
- I think we have different definitions of Perfect
- Guy grassed on him for stealing pencil case. This was his response
- we just share a brain
- Thurally
- Talking about the Infinity Gauntlet pipe from yesterday
- I never blast my music.
- the truth about reddit
CRESTFALLEN OUT NOW , link in bio for Spotify. You can also find me on Apple Music, YouTube, and Audiomack 🥳🔥 - @iamnickkthagxd on Instagram
- Wanted to see how I was utilizing my time during this lockdown.....
- Glad to see this is my most used app.
- Well damn
- Cursed_Chat
- hej hej
- We’re sorry that the currency exists
- A friend got hacked just after I posted graduation pictures. The link asks for your Instagram password and takes you to a rewards website that claims to give away iphones. They then use your password to spam your friends with phishing links.
- Not sure if this is a dad joke or just crappy design.
- I fixed this by turning my phone off and on again.
- Thank you random citizen
- I love hitting my dealer up (:
- Thatll be a big nope from me, boss.
- f in chat
- Always has been
- Winter is the time for high bird nation
- My first template
- Hopefully they start using this system all over NZ
- im just out armband
- My aunt sends a new message for every single word in the sentence...
- This bullshit
- Saw the top and instantly thought of this sub
- Blursed Snack
- Little gem from instagram
- Cursed_Snack
- Who tf asked.
- “those ok’s were supposed to be in different time zones”
- This quarantine is killing me.
- I wonder if my daily catch is available?
- I don’t really know where to post this so I am going to leave this here
- Even at home, I know a prep list when I see one.
- Butt, Fuck you!
- Jerry jones
- NEVER, try to type fast with CapsLock on
- Blursed_Skype
- Small spooktober drawing I made at work
- I repeat I did not
- I just wanted to text
