- This fortune cookie message came out of a shell.
- Google said it so it must be true
- I’m not sure I should be able to add these flairs...
- New Samsung update doesnt allow you to disable bixby or change the button to open it. Preasing the volume down button also opens it
- Celeb lookalike
- My boss continues to praise my small efforts.
We know your texts look something like this... #BudsChickenSeadoof #PalmBeachCounty #BudsClub - @buds_chicken on Instagram
- I get that you cant delete Health data, but they could have at least put an arrow on it.
- The profile description made it even worse 🤦♀️
- I guess I should go to sleep before I break everything in my apartment.
- 2020 is weird
recent mugshot of yatchy after being arrested in atlanta for going 150+ mph in his ferrari f8 on interstate 75 - @prxda.jpg on Instagram
- Never forget!
- There is a hacked Apollo version being shared online with Pro features unlocked that needs to be taken down.
- cursed_discord
- Wtf man!
- If you ever wondered what a stoner girl’s group chat looks like, here ya go!
- Someone at my job tested positive for covid, I just contracted a cold. This is how my manager responds to asking for sick time off
- I made a thing! — keycapsets.com (beta, feedback is welcome!)
- Well then
- My boss...
- Congratulations Poland !!!
- Always has been
- what the hell is sex 🤔
- Bruh how did you miss that? She looked for it and everything!
- My face when she skips my $1000 donation
- Asking how my friend was feeling after she had an eventful night
- What this person posted after getting this notification. A father of 4 lost his life protecting someone else. Thought y’all would enjoy some white trash.
- Which app should I open this link with?? I cant decide, guys... [OC]
- Case closed
- My 12 year old nephew to his mom
- Some would say
- when people make a group chat to send TWO messages
- Trending sa r/Philippines pero banned sa r/duterte? Hahahahaha. Toxic.
- I’ve never had an interaction with this man in my life. For the record, the voice message was him saying hello. Blocked.
- Worthless
- Sad ;-;
I was brushing my teeth before I left for work around 5:35am and Riley walks in the bathroom. I’m usually the only one awake at the time so she kind of startled me. She continues to give me a hug and kiss half awake. Later in the morning while I was at work, my sister sends me this screen shot of their text conversation.... 😭 I won’t do that much overtime anymore baby girl! #GirlDad - @doperific on Instagram
- Please stop I’m scared
- put proper descriptions on my alarms
- Am I doing this right?
- Nutella is catering to the “Hit it and quit it” crowd now?
- spent an hour arguing with this guy who thought the modern warfare trilogy started at MW4 because they messed up the numbers
- Me and my mum be on the same level
- Games that do this shit
- I can‘t view my bank account‘s balance without saving the password via Touch ID
- Cant even read the article without making an account
- Rigo Rd.
- My Slim Jim has two in the same package
- This political party sent an unsolicited text message saying how they want to ban unsolicited text messages, and months later they are still sending unsolicited text messages
- This Pringles vending machine in Japan.
- Text written white on white.
- When youre bi and you cant choose between no homo or no hetero
- In Soviet Russia bounty hunts you
- Every time I wanna binge a show
- L*M*B*O
- Lyft tries to trick you into downloading their app by giving you notifications about a ride you never ordered through the Samsung browser.
- Samsung is advertising their new Note 10... on my new S10+
- Belongs here
- Teemu Pukki scores brace and finds form in Euro Qualifier!
- First thought after wake and bake
- Home sick from school and got bored
- Trolling Chic-Fil-A, my new morning pastime
- Grandma called me to tell me happy birthday when I was in class..
- What the hell
- Keyboard suggestions are next level insults
- Reddit is finger pointing again for the servers going down, then asking you to buy gold.
- Blursed WiFi password
- A friend posted this as story. Twitter is already showing the location as Bharat that too in Hindi. I thought the plea was at the court. Any idea what is happening?
- One weird trick to make sure I block your news stories!
- i hate when subscriptions spoilt the plot :/
- Title
- These people are such enigmas
- This notification won’t go away and I can’t figure out what it is. I even tried deleting the app and reinstalling.
- This quarantine has everybody thirsty.🍆💦
- Bug “Subreddit Suggestions” jumps below the first result
- First pic was of “his” bank account
- Was this response too rude?
- i think my mom forgot the english language
- me irl
- Well damn
- @tednewsome on Instagram
- Ok.
Jerusalem rising #paradigmkiss - @zahreddinesays on Instagram
- Happens every time
- I saw someone do this so I wanted to do it too, and honestly, I didnt expect this (Im a girl btw)
- Sadly he didn’t understand
- Im confused
- Do you know how many babies are murdered for your baby powder???
- Does this count?
- Everyone needs some TLC
- Weve all been there
- When you rate Spiderman 2
- Leaveing your password on a laptop.
- sorry, buddy, there’s a travel ban.
- Trying to unsubscribe from Instagram like booster emails
- When you’re expecting Tony-Max, but you’re being fed Poirier-Max
- Idk if this is good, but its all i have. Amino is fricking weird
- me_irl
CRESTFALLEN OUT NOW , link in bio for Spotify. You can also find me on Apple Music, YouTube, and Audiomack 🥳🔥 - @iamnickkthagxd on Instagram
- In Soviet Russia, security questions answer you
- Dang them beans thick boiiii
- Oh cool, the thinking emoji counts as a Chinese character
- The idea of sending anti-vaxxers to China to test their resolve
- Does this count?
- gay fat mod 😡😡😠😠😤😤😤
- Stop Frickin Marketing Me.
- It do be like dat sometimes tho
- 2meirl4meirl
- Little gem from instagram
- A day in the life of a small toddy goth gf?
- Microsofts Pix has some serious explaining to do.
- I never blast my music.
- Fresh Pork
- What are the coats?
- My sisters conversations
- Hes ready
- I got this ad on YouTube
- Is this real?
- Sometimes I want to punch that voice
- Checking out
- I didnt wanna reply to a guy that had his bulge in his pfp and this happened..
- Blursed name
- Facebook sending a ton of notifications about my secondary account
- Tru
- So I was looking at stats for this sub and found the most popular keywords....
- My girlfriend moved in yesterday..
- Damn, I’m never gonna find the one y’all smdh
- Spicy Skittles FTL
- Hes been my friend for 2+ months. People like him is why I have trust issues.
- Cuz that all thats on here
- Anyone looking for a professional?
- MSI is very linguistic
- Beauty Quotes
- But why, why would you do that?
The next Moderator - @greillycomedian on Instagram
- No I didnt fall but thank you for asking! (got out of car while windy and my watch started beeping. It was about to call SOS before I stopped it.
- Friend send this to the group chat
- The wonder of Reddit Mobile
- @sport_quote_ on Instagram
- Best local corn chip imho
- A friend got hacked just after I posted graduation pictures. The link asks for your Instagram password and takes you to a rewards website that claims to give away iphones. They then use your password to spam your friends with phishing links.
- Companies that just don’t care.
- treat you better
- #BelieveSOMEwomen...
- my freinds said i couldnt but now, im finally frank
- Blursed_eye of sauron
- Mmmhmmm gooroo akechi mmmm
- Maybe because its still 5:28 of the freeking morning!
- This box of Band-Aids doesnt have a slot to put the tab in to close it.
- The shit Garfield eat
- It was time for a break.
- I am very fucking gay
- Every time I take a photo on snapchat
- Plain Plane Shaped “Plane Crackers”
Can anyone guess what year this was made? #PEAKSquad - @peakauto on Instagram
- I’d do it
- cursed photo memories
- Chronicle Advice
- Madlad has no fear
- Kira queen
Nothing quite like a genuine American snack food. - @mattbluefoot on Instagram
- *a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh*
- I don’t think I could
- I don’t really know where to post this so I am going to leave this here
- Today is the day!
- WOKE PRIME MINISTER! BUY BUY BUY!!!
- How to stop spam. A tutorial.
- It’s a good thing I turned off my phone ringer. Guys are getting desperate! Stay safe 😂
- Trust No Bitch
- Thats not an Apple though
Just the beginning 🔥😈. @bobbysarn - thank you - @bossrooh on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- Red ranks be like:
- There isnt a word in the english language that can define how much I HATE my piece of shit phone. Streaming I-heart radio and goofing off here. Over 114°.
- Guthib.com
- Wish me luck.
- Two tubes saves marriages
- A tack on titan
- MEMI🆖 AINT 🅰 CRIME🔫👌🏻 NI🅱🅱A😤💯💯👀
- im just out armband
- This notification that keeps popping up every two hours.
- Boiled egg sandwich
- Quotes
- f in chat
- Jerry jones
- Till de som jobbar på XXL vill jag bara säga...
- Can’t get the rest of the definitions for my school work without signing in...
- Pharmacy Technicians
- What PewDiePie really wants the most in life
- Milo (which is sold uncommonly) in a can
- art of seduction
- Talking about the Infinity Gauntlet pipe from yesterday
- 2meirl4meirl
- Winter is the time for high bird nation
- me_irl
- Life is hard!
- These pringles...
- Guy grassed on him for stealing pencil case. This was his response
- Every time
- Alexa play the pillar men theme
- Cursed_Chat
- I am the Creepy one fs (story: this guy texted me first asking for naked pics first so i decided to troll him)
- Wait what???
- Thank you random citizen
- Idk why I’m posting this it might not even work
OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND - @textsfromyourex on Instagram
- Flavored with natural flavors.
- meirl
- I love hitting my dealer up (:
- I had just returned from college for a week, i sure felt welcome.
- he then sent me his soundcloud profile. this isn’t how you promote your music, dude.
- My first template
SEASON 🖤 ONE 🖤 FINALE - @datingsuckspodcast on Instagram
- A random person texting you is not a police issue
- My phone doing this, with a Charging Cable i use for almost 3 years now.
- This bullshit
- Bruh
- This quarantine is killing me.
- I dont know which one to click
- Fun size
- Genuine answer
- Thurally
- A little slut with an audience. Wish I could have been there.
- This entire shitstorm of a website
The answer is clear: participate in our Trivia Crack tournament tomorrow! - @shhsentertain on Instagram
- Bar cook 90% of my career. Took a job out of my league, this text from Chef makes it all worthwhile. Keep going y’all!
- Not sure if this is a dad joke or just crappy design.
- Little backstory, my friend created a story anyone could post to, as long as it was a rock with a positive message written on it. Applaud my comedic genius.
- i need a little while guys ill catch up later
- The cafe at this hospital sells mustard packets for $0.25 each, and in a wildly inefficient manner.
- That looks awful heavy
- My aunt sends a new message for every single word in the sentence...
- Hopefully they start using this system all over NZ
- iMessage activation error
- Bunch of people reaching out to me to learn to code during quarantine
- I just wanted to eat something sweet. Was forced to close the tear with tape before anymore damage was done.
- Perfectly pulled the wrapper off the back of my pills.
- Well shit
- Me🚫irl
- Blocking teamsnaphat will automatically unblock them
A few weeks ago, I asked you what your go-to icebreakers and pick-up lines were. These are some of the best (IMO). Maybe slide one of these into someones DMs? Our episodes How do you ask someone out? and how to turn someone down? with @abbiechatfield & @flex.mami are both out now - link in bio if you havent listened yet. - @searchenginesex on Instagram
- he types too fast...
- tasteless memes
- Made with Snapchat because that’s still more sophisticated than memematic
- SMH (suck my hdick)
- The S is slightly off center
- Cursed_Snack
- Google Chrome iOS’s tab indicator once you have 99+ tabs open
- hmmm
- I am encited
- Gonna drop this one
- That a**hole appliance had it coming
- Its always there no matter what I do...
- Super hot deaf guy from /r/pics, has a sense of humor as well. (Check out the shirt.)
- NEVER, try to type fast with CapsLock on
- Do I speak in truths or lies?
- I repeat I did not
- No biggie 🤪🤪
- Guys who should I pick for custody?
- They knew
- Are you ok mom
- This happens with multiple movies!
- Thatll be a big nope from me, boss.
- stuff like this on snapchat, what if we just don’t want to put it on our story?
On our second day of Biblio-TECH: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone edition, book club members were sorted into their houses through WizardingWorld.com and claimed their wands. Everyone crafted their very own wands based on their Wizarding World profiles. We learned that objects are important elements in magical stories. They help determine what a character can or cannot do and move the plot forward. During this book club meeting, we all participated in a wonderful wizarding duel! The Hufflepuffs won over the Slytherins! Check out our wands (3 of 4)! #BookLovers #BiblioTECH #Bookclub #HarryPotter #MagicalObjects #Wands #Potterhead #Hufflepuff #Slytherin - @discovery_academy_ph on Instagram
- Even at home, I know a prep list when I see one.
- I Guess...Kill Guardians?
- Glad to see this is my most used app.
- OHH, YEAH!!!
- Okcupids new logo looks like it tripped over
- No drywall is safe
- An interesting titlr
- I used to use Imgflip
- Here I am
- Blursed 1st Grader’s Reading Assignment
- I left my polar pop out in the car last night and the soda pushed through the styrofoam.
Id give theses noodles a solid 9/10 pure flavours😍 Rich with soy and chilli not over powering with a slight hint of onion one of the best noodles I think I’ve every consumed - @ramenreviews2020 on Instagram
- Opening Breadcrumbs to Make Meatballs
- I have to wait 20 minutes on this slide and clicking next will only restart the timer. Thanks Georgia DDS.
- We’re sorry that the currency exists
- Butt, Fuck you!
- Gee, thanks for the update, Apple Watch
- Telling him just how he is going to worship my girlcock...
- Saw the top and instantly thought of this sub
We all know that one guy! #hunting #deer #deerhunting #outdoors #hunters - @ahla_org on Instagram
- Funny stuff
- Better UX
- bj queen, who is she?
- I just wanted to text
- I fixed this by turning my phone off and on again.
- Daily Living
- They put the apostrophe on the wrong syllable
- Who tf asked.
- Blursed Snack
- Small spooktober drawing I made at work
- UwU Im sowwy to intweruwpt you. UwU I just did a Fucky Wucky
- @j_phlip on Instagram
- BBQ Sauce is Bar Bekü SOS in Turkish
- PENIS NOSE
