- 40 year old wants me to stalk her ex husband on Facebook.
- Asshole loan company makes it impossible to text back the stop command by turning off the signal on their side.
- Yall want in on this ground level MLM opportunity??
- Google, pls
- So.... its not trackable?
- Kira queen
- Trying to delete my imported Facebook contacts. I guess you just cant.
- Thanks Tinder, you lost me a good date.
- My friend has my back. I might add her...
- People keep getting all these sexy moments, and I get this...
- My teacher not explain what is and isn’t correct
- Just show me the last person, Facebook
- That’s gonna be a “no” from me, dawg
- Why we buy reps - zebra AU launch
- Those people really are the worst
- My phone constantly nags me to buy more iCloud space so it can automatically back up my data. There’s no way to turn this off as far as i know.
- Please dont start a conversation like this
- The max tip value in DoorDash $12.07. Why the tip limit?
- Mobile won’t let me view the document I need to look through to get my stipend.
- Great job, Google
- Converted my friend this last week and hes already spreading the good word
- Australian internet in a nutshell
- cursed_textrobot
- She got it.
- This person was a great help but I had to laugh at this
- Spam to personal phones.
- Douchey dude tries to insult a woman and accidentally compliments her instead. Dear lord, I love it so much.
- Who else is a total unabashed sub 😅
- These scams...
- 2meirl4meirl
- British Gas customer services at their best
- Well what now?!
- Im a Bitch cause I dont want to talk about my sex life to a random stranger.... Cause random strangers are entitled to know stuff that personal.
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO SEASON CHICKEN! WHY ARE WEBSITES LIKE THIS??
- Niantic support feels generous today
- Cheers Maw
- Just got a new 16 GB phone (yeyy *sarcasm*) and the system takes up 7.3 gigs (yeyy) but to transport my data to from my old 16 GB phone (same deal... 8 GB is system) I have to delete all my fucking shit to transfer it over
- Google only giving me bad options to choose on an iDubbzTV video
- god will test my trustworth
- The X on this ad is just text
- I will never understand the disrespect I receive from people every day. I am not a robot. I am not worth less than. SWers receive this on the daily. And if you think its ok. You really should consider why you are the way you are.
- Oh no...not you too!!
- She was Reuben-esque.....
- Why yes I do have some questions
- Finally figured out how to open with someone who doesn’t have a bio.
- Mhm. Aha. Yes. Now I know what to do.
- am i being too mean?
- Seen on r/tinder. Any question from any person that isnt literally can I get some ass apparently deserves an immediate response from any woman
- What a gross assumption smh
- Sugar mama slid into my dms. THIS ONE, no matter HOW MANY TIMES I told her no, would NOT take no for answer. And to those who saw my post months ago, NO I did not interact with her in a post.
- Star-Lord referenced in Logics 44 More! And he got his name right!
- Review of headphones
- Two in one day this morning!
- Time to find a new service provider. This doesnt affect me since my phone is unlocked, but will screw over people who are locked.
- My older sister has always been my makeup guru so when she wanted to join reddit, this was the first subreddit I told her about
- WiFi requires gender for sign-in
- Some girl I matched with on bumble in Florida. Tried to find out the name of her business but she never answered. Gross 🤢
- [Funny] Stuff
- Well this is uncomfortable.
- To have a casual conversation about a movie
- Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
- Talking to a former coach. Tennis is depressing. I love it so much.
- These text messages.
- Her bio said, Send jokes, not weenies
- Try saying Tristian once
- Sooooo is this where the conversation resets?
- me irl
- Instagram art page asking for money
- BREAKING NEWS: THANOS CAR IS NOT THANOS CAR
- What is UPS trying to say here?
- These Buy/Sell/Trade sites get sad.
- LMAO
- Boku no REEEEEE
- Love waking up to cute messages from the group chat
- Apparently we have different ideas of being Santa
- Short but sweet
- This dude is running for a Legislative District position. No I’m not blacking out his info because he is running for a PUBLIC office.
- My stupid butt decided to reply no on some dudes comment that said dm me girls this is the result. I hate humanity sometimes. And sorry for the format, screenshotted the dms made a picture in dms to blur out any details of who he is.
- Texts from infants...
- The S is slightly off center
- i think my mom forgot the english language
- Its all about the long game
- What was I supposed to say?
- Introduced my friend to reddit. This is what she did.
- Whoever did the advertising for Fitbit on Tinder needs to cool it with the truth.
- Solid 3 / 10 IGN
- Shit like this still happening
- Companies are taking advantage of COVID-19
- Matched with a girl who likes felix so I thought I’d slide in real smooth but I just sound like a prostitute who works for exposure
- A while back u/niegilsux posted about this guy asking a girl for her poop. I added the guy and this ensued (part 2)
- I spent at least 15 minutes coming up with this new opening line and my effort was completely wasted):
- The whole truth
- He’s a real tough guy in life
- Multiple calls and texts daily from political researchers and volunteers. Had this number for like 14 years and I still get mistaken for this Kathleen person
- Y u do this to me Globe?
- Now we play the waiting game
- That’s not how Craigslist works.
- howoow
- I missed out apparently.
- This spam woke me up at 4 am for no reason wtf
- 85 yr old mother-in-law. I have been hovering over the send button for an hour.
- Really Microsoft?
- This payment app charges for reminders which are set by default
- Wasnt expecting that.
- This literal fascist
- I contacted Gillette on live chat just to politely tell them that I will no longer be purchasing several P&G products. The lack of my money won’t change anything but the lack of many would
- GOTTEM
- Yeah, take me to main main.
- People who do this
- how do they even think they will scam me like this
- Tara, reset na natin yang promo mo, ilang oras na lang naman din. Mamaya busy na ako.
- Saw this line posted here and just had to try it.
- The guy who last had my phone is an interesting dude.
- [Social Media] People like this... :/
- Person in grey thinks that can catch someone’s cancer
- Where’s my Robux
- First attempt at a name pun. Howd I do?
- [OC] Avast antivirus signs all E-mails sent from your computer with their advertisement without asking permission(e-mail sent to phone to emphasize size)
- No u can’t c my bra
- So do I text Stop2end to End or Stop2stop to Stop?
- My friend got this message yesterday from a local restaurant. It shouldve made his birthday special.
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- Huy Lazada chill ka lang
- Griefer got upset and immediately went into passive mode because I whipped out my RC tank. Kept spamming me with party invites and pulled out the classic “I don’t care”
- What happens after you dismiss your voidwalker
- She wants the manager.
- Karate Tournament
- Dating apps are truly a blessing
- Avicii: True Stories documentary qualified for Oscar nomination
- The lad obviously hasnt listened to Slaves.
- Does this fit here? Made me laugh.
- Duolingo spreading blasphemy
- Thank you for closing the ad, but leaving the ad window to block half the text
- oh no
- Wont leave me alone
- Is this legit? I have never got such message before and they are asking for screenshot which makes me think something is not right
- Waited 2 hours for support to message me for my service not working. This was the response.
- *tilts heads confusingly, making a uwu face*
- Good boy
- My school is doing a poll for some reason. You could see why Im pissed
- A true master of insults
- Listen to what all OK
- ..I just wanted to look for some new books to read.
- No, I dont want a smart meter!
- Spooky.
- When you have the Kyrie S1 Hybrid reserved just for you on Nike+
- I super liked her so I could use the Scott Pilgrim pickup line
- Cursed_Americanschoolnoises
- Texting with my wife. Sent her a cock pic and this followed....
- What goofy/weird nicknames do you call your partner? I’ve taken to calling my boyfriend “Wise Guy” in a New York mobster accent 😅
- Oh Im SOOOOO special
- l i f e h a c k t i m e
- Not my mom but fuck her
- I’m new here
- Hey, can you pass me the hydroweaslic acid?
- I dont think they will be able to fix those,🥺
- Im keeping this as proof for the next time someone says Im not a real nerd.
- Dick’s Sporting Goods Customer Service - Great Indeed!
- Instagram advertising there account via a notification that I obviously did not subscribe too.
- This was sent to my underage sister
- Well now I know how to cook
- why why would i trans
- I cant delete my account without giving them my phone number
- Can someone give me this image for both blue and red with a transparent background?
- Im a magician... I can make girls disappear
- Please just Shutup
- Welp
- A mover we got a quote from a few days ago just sent out this text to me... And 7 other strangers. Honestly, has this ever worked for him before?
- People who dont mark their items as sold. -_-
- why i say never burn a bridge, everyone knows someone...
#LIMBO by @AMINE OUT TONIGHT! thank you @tminus @boi1da - @hey.hotz on Instagram
- I’d prefer cat facts
- I dont even know why Im surprised
- At least he apologised?
- Seriously?
- What’s the point of unsubscribing then?
- I took some advice that were given after posting the conversation I had with a tiktok “influencer” yesterday. This is what the first person I made the offer to said.
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- Companies that just don’t care.
- The thing is Im a dude and this guy messaged me after I commented on his post (has some real CREEPY stuff)
- No amount of messages will make me want to help you jerk it to me
- I’m so done with these fucking guys who try to get my bank info 🙅🏼♀️
#sushantsabne - @sandeep_sabne_official on Instagram
“Vi abbiamo promesso che cercheremo di riempire il vuoto lasciato dalle clip e le chat, perciò ecco a voi una nostra versione della chat delle matte che ha scatenato il delirio” . . . . #skam #skamfrance #skamitalia #druck #skamaustin #skamespaña #skamnorway #dajesana #sanaallagui #lematte - @skamitalianonufficiale on Instagram
- Anyone else experienced this particular scam?
- My mom had something wrong in the brain
- Sends an unwanted photo of his genitals, but IM the whore.
- Had to do it
- Keep going, you say?
- This app covers over everything to display its notifications like an amber alert without having the display over other apps permission. My phone was locked when this came up.
- Definition of perfection? I think yes.
- Im honestly suprised that worked...
- Talking to a roblox scammer
- Damn Daniel
- Ive never been good at spelling.
- Doing what and why
- Most awkward message Ive ever recieved on Tinder
- My seriously UNHINGED ex-coworker. He was OBSESSED with my friend and sent me screenshots of him harassing her bf. Luckily her bf is a savage and doesn’t give two shits (last 3 screenshots at end). Also he got kicked off the police force for a DUI and more
- Thought I was onto a winner when I saw the toaster pickup line on here
- Do you know the Sahara desert?
- Belgian names give ample opportunity for idiotic messages
- u have been judged.
- She doesnt get it
- Looks like we’re walking tonight boys
- Got this gem from someone I’m only acquaintances with... she sent the ‘how to’ message from the party planner along with the actual message...
- Aaaaaaaaaa
- Not what I wanted to wake up to
- A day in the life of a London commuter
- It’s a never ending cycle
- Beaches are Open! Beaches are Closed!
- The warning I sent to our hero after observing socialist behavior from my school’s TPUSA branch
- Help! Hi all! Sorry if not allowed - looking for some help with this row 5 instruction? For Patons Allan Gardens knit brioche shawl. Im doing a trial so I dont keep ripping out messed up rows...and got to this row. 😒 specifically for the [BrK1. Yo) twice. BrK1] all in next st. Huh?
- Prom Proposal..
- Titles=Hard
- At this point, I’m almost certain Hulu is just screwing with me...
- The chat option to shop for plans on Verizon wont let you see the plans unless you sign up for promotional texts and calls
- Why?? Just one notification would be enough.
- Im in boiz
- When text posts arent allowed :v
- Low-key me asf 😂
- Jag får väl acceptera mitt öde...
- When Edward thinks he knows Futurama, but he dont.
- Just why
- So I was browsing r/Warframe, found a link to the forum post about next mainline, and suddenly... 😎
- This seems to be the only way unicode urls are ever used
- Tinder profile
- Uh- what a dodgy url. Is this another one people are seeing?
- Received a friend request from a relatives fifth Facebook profile. This is his first post.
- Writing the bio to make it look like the page is followed by big personalities
- My straight friend is very confused about the labels we give ourselves.
- BRIAN
- She’s interested in felons with no jobs 😭 on tinder
- Could be a troll but also a very real possibility its legit. Well never really know but we can hope...
- I got tired of being a lil cheesy
- Well okay then...
- Her bio said “if you peaked in high school, stay away from me”
- First time using someones name as an opening line. Howd I do?
- My friend sent this to me last week and I responded a minute after then he didn’t respond.
- She wanted to ask how my day is going
- GTA funny
- Also, replying back with STOP does nothing.
- I had a stroke
- When people do this
- [Legit] That food is giving me flagellants that will wake the Dead.
- My wife trying to buy a headboard on OfferUp led to this lovely exchange
- But I dont know English.
- WHAAT???
- Or is it because that they’re straight they believe women are better looking then men?
- I forgot my password but Instagram is, once again, f-ed up
- My username says Im 15... still got this
- Exposed a creeper
- Best Buy cancelling my orders without actually telling me why
- Found an old message from a nice stranger wanting to make plans to Valentine’s Day!
- Flonks
- Needless to say I didn’t browse this website.
- Car dealerships!! Also I couldnt view this vehicle last weekend because in was in the shop for minor repairs and an inspection lol
- This dating app match probably isn’t going to go anywhere
- Didnt even think I was worth more than $130, flattered
- Pretty Ugly!!!!
- Part 2 reposted because info
- *teabags in halo*
- PSA: Hoax going around about NS Mob Briefing. Remember to always call and check first, and detect some suspicious signs of fraudulent activity.
- I see how we lost to the emus...
- Am I doing this right?
- Ass licking
- När denna dyker upp på flickvännens skärm
- I posted a picture of my nails
- My cook is supposed to be in tomorrow at 7am and he just woke up from a nap. He thought he lost his job 🤣🤣
- 19 person scam at 3:30 AM
- Die Telekom ist voll im papierlosen Zeitalter angekommen.
- GTA pug rugs
- At least he was honest...
- No, just please get help.
- Im worried about some of the player base of this game... first two messages came at half time
- Thanks google
- Apparently not talking for over 3 years and living with my current SO mean nothing when it comes to getting laid, but at least I’m still a bitch.
- What’s the best chat up line
- I don’t know which one is the madder lad. (Sourced from r/ChoosingBeggars)
- Not the answer he was searching for.
- I dont fucking care how inundated they are over their $9.95/month promo... Im cancelling my brand new MoviePass account because their customer service SUCKS.
- What kind of meat, exactly?
- Avengers
- I’m getting these texts sent to me daily
- När man ska sälja något på Blocket...
- Remember the guy selling the $4000 authentic supreme yeezys? He blocked me after this...
- A real Conversation I had with my friend
- But it was too late, she now knew the truth
- Wish me luck boys
- Posted this on r/preyingmantis but it definitely fits here too. Happy whatever Wednesday y’all
- These
- Theattta English Ouch
- Litterally tried to say “sure, I’ll be on in a few minutes”
- This guy occasionally comments on my artwork and now this? I feel like I just broke up with someone.
- Fortnite bad
- ok mr hou chill damn
- This is a hard Yikes
- Received an SMS telling me VicRoads are offering 3 month rego payments. Now Im against 3 month rego payments because they send this message.
- We were talking about documentaries, I didnt reply for a minute and he corrected himself.
- Turns out this Spanish nightclub as a rather interesting lost and found policy
- We probably knew what wouldve come next
