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- Throwback to a shit meal next to the bleach
Gudetariel by planetairy on DeviantArt
- I cracked one of my brothers chicken eggs but the membrane didnt pop, so I peeled back some shell to take a better look.
Neiru Aonuma
- This guy crammed a bag of garlic cheese curd inside the fuel filler door on top of the gas cap. Either he though that would fix his evap leak, or lactose intolerant vampires kept syphoning his fuel.
harry styles as a grandmaβ€οΈ
βΒ°βmomoe | hazl.x
- Goose eggs are perfect if youre a dipper!
Momoe Sawaki in the ending.
- The way the red pigments in my tea settles at the bottom before I stir it.
jack manifold
- Blursed Happy Face Sponge
Silly SFX Crew
Β°momoeΒ° wonder egg priority
- I made deviled eggs. Nine of 10 had double yolks.
Pip eats cement for breakfast
- Alkaline Meals
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY
- Wrinkled egg
MY BOOβhhj [ β ] - 50
- Our third egg since apparently my wife cooked the first two yesterday without telling me the special occasion
17 Wild Images That Made Me Say, How Is That Even Possible?!
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- Legendary
β chiemi β
- Eggs in various developmental stages
- This happened to me while making breakfast this morning, good luck right?
- Ok
Wπtπfπ Tπoπrπd?
- Oilz McKenzie
- Cute Food
Jack manifold
theyll never find me
- The Blue Men Groups way of signatures; taking some of the blue of their face and wiping it on what you want them to sign.
β rika kawai β
πππΎπ πΊπΎππππΎπππΌ !
- Egg without a shell
Genshin impact memes
Dream-....?
- My egg turned inside out
sussy baka ed
Kaoru
- My egg had a dent on the side rather than one of the ends
- Soft boiled to be exact.
- Baked Parmesan cheese a la Dominos
summertime
- This egg cracked vertically.
People actually ship barabra x venti wtf
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- The ultimate peanut butter scoop
I got this egg Felix
The ultimate discise
- Homemade rootbeer float with crushed potato chips
- My eggs look like they are frowning back at me
- Theres a mini orange growing inside my orange.
- This squishy egg that was laid without a shell
- I got a triple-yolk egg
- Desserts
- The lid of the salt dispenser is in my breakfast
- Instant Pot treat
- [Homemade] Double, double egg yolk breakfast.
- I cracked 3 twin eggs in a row!
- This huge area of exposed egg inner membrane
- I was drinking milk and noticed that the glass did this, Im a mod now
- Cheesy ramen noodles
- Boiling Da Xue Shan Dragonball [Album in comments of my venture]
- Cracked open an egg for breakfast and got a full stop blood red egg
- I would definitely buy it
- Does this qualify? was peeling this hard boiled egg and the shell came off in satisfying two big pieces.
- At my restaurant were always trying new things, staying on top of trends and such. Thats what todays amuse bouche is all about. Innovation. Experimentation. Exciting. With that in mind I give you gluten free onion rings. Ta Da
- Iridiscence on egg yolk
- The way my second egg broke my first egg.
- someone pissed in this sink (you can smell the urine)
- I paid full price so I expect a full cup. I didnt even use the 50 cent coupon
- I found an egg inside an egg! (Un-cracked and normal sized egg for scale, and image of whatβs inside the baby egg in the comments)
- Sliced this cherry tomato in half, then realized it was Canadian.
- My olive oil is smiling at me
- Friend tried to fry an egg
- My Easter egg looks even cooler without the peel.
- Ah-egg-ao
- 3/4 eggs from the same box have double yolks
- My yolk landed exactly in the middle of the egg
- Blursed eggs
- Forbidden white chocolate truffle [OC]
- Mango Lemonade Macaronsπ Adding this flavor to my summer menuπ ππ₯ The filling is made out of Swiss Meringue Buttercream with freshly squeezed lemon juice and homemade Manila Mango Jamβ€οΈ
- My Easter egg froze in the fridge...
- hmmm
- Forbidden ravioli
- The way the eggs and cream separated while I was looking for the whisk.
- ab ovo
- This tiny egg
- 3 in a row???
- I got four eggs in a row with double yolks!
- Very realistic looking lemon-soap
- hmmm
- Eggsalent Knockout
- This egg today, a flour coated water balloon.
- Next time Im trying this with corn seeds to see if they pop right as my eggs fry
- Where did everyone go, Bruh? ...wait..
- This is an egg yolk!
- I cracked an egg but its membrane remained intact.
- Vertically cracked egg
- PsBattle: this scoop of peanut butter
- Breakfast
- ARTISTIC MODERNISM - EASTER 2017
- I cooked an egg and it had a happy face.
- Thats no egg...
- 3D printing
- I had never seen an egg like this before.
- The shape of this egg I ate yesterday...
- The way the makeup sticks to the plastic. Sorry for potato quality.
- Accidentally cracked the egg shell without breaking the inner membrane
- This tiny egg has 2 yolks
- This egg had a tiny yolk.
- Me_irl
- My dad bought this tiny pan to cook eggs for sandwiches on
- The majority of my rigatoni was standing up in the pot when it was done cooking
- One of my eggs does not have a smooth shell
- Well, I did it again, kinda. The way this cheese eats the hamburger patty.
- PsBattle: Double yolk egg
- What is the probability of getting double yolk egg in a row. 2 eggs with double yolk. Unbelievable!
- What happens when you let a beer In a freezer over night
- My egg has two shells
- One of the tea eggs I made for breakfast today. θΆεΆθ
- All I had to do was add the seasoning to these PERFECT scrambled eggs....
- My fridge doesnt work properly, so Im making my omelet from frozen eggs today.
- Had some red eggs and ham.
- Blursed_Egg
- This very pointy egg.
- Housemate and I got bored.
- First time this has happened to me. One egg, two yolks
- I did βshoot the bullβ and it ended up splashing my poor leg
- hmmm
- Gluten Free Bread
- Egg laid without a shell
- Forbidden eggs and bacon
- The cup weight has been removed
- My soap looks like an egg
- Oddly ping-pong like egg.
- I cracked Six eggs, but got Eight yolks...
- My egg yolk spread around the edges of the egg when it fell to the pan. Never had this happen before.
- PsBattle: Smiling egg
- The eggs were in the back of the refrigerator and one was frozen solid.
- This egg reminds me of Eve from Wall-E
- This carrot looks like a miniature orange
- This egg in my friends fridge is so old the shell has started to disintegrate.
- When you try to take an egg out of the carton but its glued to it...
- My breakfast turned into a boiled Valentine
- Perfectly separated egg yolks
- Letβs go like this pic guys !!
- My egg popped in the pressure cooker
- Eggshell with more than 2000 drill holes, Franc, 2016 (r/art)
- Accidental homemade tofu
- The way my hard boiled egg turned out this morning.
- The inside of this boiled egg
- My first attempt on soysauce egg. It taste really good especially with any type of ramen π€€
- Until today, seven of the dozen eggs that I bought have been double yolks I cracked these two open and I did not expect one of them to be a triple yolk!
- Carved eggs
- This egg I dropped that now resembles the Death Star
- This egg yolk is soft, medium, and hard boiled.
- 2 yokes in one egg, almost didnβt realise halfway through grilling.
- Kinder egg inside a Kinder egg
- Egg Benedict
- The most important meal of the day
- This pill shaped egg one of our chickens laid
- Never again. Extra large egg just had extra large white.
- My hard-boiled egg looks like the Death Star.
- Hereβs to today being the easiest day to write the date! And no, 1/1 isnβt better because if youβre at work that day then youβre hungover.
- I hate when this happens
- Forbidden fuzzy peaches
- Cracks me up.
- This egg has the sun imprinted in the shell.
- The way my egg cracked this morning.
- I give you...a fresh chicken egg in Arizona. Its a dry heat though.
- My silk tie egg!!
- I went to crack an egg and only the shell broke but not the membrane
- This oddly shaped egg.
- Deconstructed poached egg
- my daughters kinder egg had double layers of chocolate
- This perfectly formed heart on my eggs this morning
- A boiled egg froze in the back of my fridge
- Someone left eggs in the cooler over our 3 month shutdown...
- Gender equality poster
- Good Morning! Would you like some greggs?
- The universe told me I need some balance in my life when I cracked my eggs this morning
- All Hail Broke Loose in Dixie Today!
- This morningβs egg had two yolks
- Neighbor has chickens and this egg has no shell.
- My peeled potatoes created potato shaped residue in cold water.
- My husbands breakfast. He may be trying to murder me.
- Fuck sake
- Fried up a pile of shredded cheddar
- I was able to pick up a yoke with it still being intact
- When the yolks keep breaking during the brunch rush
- Forbidden Buttercream Frosting
- One of my eggs had twin yolks!
- Awesome Science!
- Air fry toy
- This extra tall egg that had 3 yokes in it
- Three local farm egg yolks and one store egg yolk
- This photo taken right after a water balloon popped
- MIL was right, I cant even boil an egg.
- Blursed egg. Ngl, looks pretty good
- Nothing more wholesome than the entire Internet working together to make a photo of an egg the most liked image on Instagram
- Humpty dumpty isnt having it today.
- This wonky egg
- My fridge froze one of my eggs.
- Cursed_breakfast
- Not-quite-hard-enough boiled egg
- I plucked a yolk.
- My wife cracked some eggs into a bowl and out came a random smile
- My eggs made a smiley face this morning. Auspicious omen or nah?
- Happy face sponge made a dried happy face in the pan I didnβt finish washing last night.
- Poached egg
- I tried making onion ring eggs
- Just a ball of mozzarella
- Cracked a chicken egg without breaking the inner membrane
- This boiled egg that exploded while cooking and looks like a snail.
- 5 yolks out of 3 eggs
- My coworkers egg froze in the work refrigerator.
- This peeled raw egg
- 2 months ago my chef decided to put me on sautee, a station I had no prior experience on. I think im finally getting the hang of these scallops
- Forbidden real chicken of the sea [cowrie shell]
- When youβre reading a Covid19 article and this pops up in the middle
- One of my boiling eggs broke and made a web on the pot
- When life gives you lye, make lemons
- My egg came out like Mickey Mouse
- Our new microwave egg poacher
- We cracked two eggs, got four yolks.
- Mmmmm lemon drops. My favorite
- The yolks on you. Pun provided by roommate.
- hmmm
- My bite created Eggman in this hard boiled egg
- [Homemade] An Old Fashioned Cocktail Sphere topped with Orange Zest
- I hard boiled an egg. Delicious!
- Our duck laid a soft egg - it peeled like a banana when I had it for breakfast
- My yolk seperated itself from the egg white this morning
- I hollowed out this jawbreaker
- Messing around with sous vide eggs. These were boiled for 5 mins then cooked sous vide for about 45.
- This eggshell with over 2000 drill holes in it
- At least someone was happy to see me this morning.
- Had two double-yolk eggs today
- Blursed_instructions
- This scoop of peanut butter
- All three eggs were double yolked.
- I work at a news station. The light bulbs in the dressing room all have baked on a makeup-colored dust.
- Forbidden Egg
- meπ₯irl
- My gelato looks like an egg
- What are the chances?
- Kinder egg had 2 layers
The babies are growing β¨π₯ donut has 5 eggs now ππ #cute #conure #conuresofinstagram #parakeet #parrotlets #petsofinstagram #parrotsofinstagram #greencheek #greencheekconure #nutcase #donut #charlie #zorro #yellowsidedgreencheek #cinnamonconure #funny #babiesaregrowing #yay #exciting #mummy #daddy #parronts - @the_three_conurteers on Instagram
- Egg laid without a completely formed shell.
- Thanks I hate soft egg
- when people leave their used egg shells in the carton
- My friend cracked an egg and this happened
- My friend asked me if he could make a fried egg and this is how he made it...
- One egg two yolks
- This double yolk hard boiled egg
- This egg cracked the long way.
- One large boiled egg, rolled in salt and freshly ground black pepper
- Egg popped when boiling, but cooked fast enough to contain the yolk.
- My hard-boiled eggs broke and became a weird hard-boiled/poached egg hybrid
- I had two double yolks eggs in my breakfast.
- The way this egg cracked
- Egg where shell came off but not the inner layer
- Lost 25% of my eggs in the peeling process
- I whacked this egg on the edge of my sink and it didnt crack.
- The way this egg cracked
- Egg cracked while boiling and made a tiny cup
- Boiled egg looks like itβs hatching a chick
- The way this burst when I boiled it
- My egg this morning is in the process of splitting into twins
- These yolks look almost flower like
- The Way This Egg Turned Out
- My fried egg blew a bubble
- The way my eggs landed in the bowl, they look like they know theyre about to be eaten, and are not taking it well...
- [Homemade] Ramen egg
- Making a cake and the Eggs formed a circle
- I sucked on my still warm hard boiled egg, now it has a nip
- PsBattle: This double layered kinder surprise
- I was eating peanut butter and it made a face on the back of my spoon
- Making eggs in the morning, felt a slight opposite pull when taking my eggs out my carton, turns out the bottom of the egg is stuck onto the carton and it made a hole on my egg, leaking its content on the carton as well as my clothes
- I partially peeled this raw egg
- Cracked a raw egg with the membrane intact π
- This egg was full of blood.
- The way these yolks match the bowl colors.
- No words needed
- The symmetry of these egg yolks
- Called my 4 y.o in kitchen to see the really cool egg that had a double yolk, she laughed It looks like buttcheeks, Im not eating that
- I had a second, smaller egg growing inside my first egg.
- I had double double eggs for breakfast this morning.
- Our favorite part of the process: licking the bowl
- The yolk of an egg frozen from being too far back in the fridge.
- I got double yolks today while making scrambled eggs
- One out of 18 eggs was frozen solid
- My friends egg had a skull in it
- I Dropped an Egg But It Didnt Leak
- ITAP of Pennywise in my frying pan
- This egg has no yolk
- This egg froze at the back of my fridge.
- This egg peeling fiasco
- Got a double yolk egg while making breakfast today
- cursed_egg
- Wanted a soft boil egg and tried to peel it too soon, the yolk fell out so easily. Still taste delicious
- I cracked an egg without breaking the inside layer
- Forbidden Hard Boiled Egg
- As requested: the Sapphire Gem megaegg unshelling! It WAS a double yolk
- Something tells me I waited a little too long to collect the eggs today...
- 2 of 3 eggs I cooked were double yokes
- We cracked 6 eggs in a row and they were all double yolks.
- There was an egg in my egg!
- My eggs made a smiley face
- One of my chickens laid an egg without a shell.
- All these 4 eggs were double yolkers
- This...
- This is a tiny egg that was inside another egg. You see how small it is by the fact itβs in a 1/4 measuring cup.
- My fridge froze my eggs.
- These yellow M&Ms are two different colors
- Frozen egg on toast
- Pristine hard boiled egg
- Double yolk egg i found today.
- My deformed hard boiled egg
- Boiled eggs, one of which was slightly cracked
- Blursed egg
- Hard boiled egg with some leakage.
- My dishes look like a giant egg
- I went to crack this egg and it was frozen from the fridge being too cold
