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- Found these cleaning air ducts. I think someone forgot their lunch.
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- Ill remember the please next time I ask my girlfriend to make me lunch...
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- Found in a Florida grocery store. Thats how you sell produce!
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Here’s a quiz for you on World Diabetes Day. 🤓 Which of these foods – a white bagel, a banana, sugar-sweetened soda, or processed meat – has been linked to the highest risk of type 2 diabetes? You might be surprised to learn it’s not the white-flour bagel or the sugary soda. And it’s definitely not the fruit. The type of food that has been most closely linked with type 2 diabetes and insulin resistance is, in fact, PROCESSED MEAT. Processed meat is any meat that has been cured, smoked, salted, fermented, or has added preservatives- for example, salami, sausage, bacon, ham, bologna, cold cuts, deli slices, hot dogs, & chicken nuggets. Just one 50g serving per day – about two slices of bacon or ham – is linked to a whopping 37-51% increase in the risk of type 2 diabetes. This is not to say that a white bagel or sugary soda is good for you. In fact, sugar-sweetened beverages are also linked to type 2 diabetes, with each 250ml serving per day increasing the risk by about 21%. Refined grains (such as a white bagel) were not linked to a higher risk of type 2 diabetes in a recent mega-review, but in other studies, high intake was associated with higher cardiovascular and diabetes risks. What about fruit? Quite a few studies have looked at this question and not one has found that fruit increases the risk of type 2 diabetes. To the contrary! A 2017 study of more than half a million adults showed that eating fruit was linked to LOWER rates of type 2 diabetes, and to LOWER rates of diabetes complications and premature death in people who already had diabetes. BONUS TIP: To maximally lower your risk of type 2 diabetes and reduce insulin resistance, fill half of your plate with veggies, emphasize beans instead of meats, eat whole grains (each 30g serving, about 1/3 cup of oatmeal, lowers risk by 13%), enjoy your fruits whole; exercise regularly; and maintain a healthy weight. References in comments (& link in bio to my published scientific review on this topic) #worlddiabetesday #diabetes #carbs #meat #fruit #eatplants #plantbased #plantbaseddiet - @veg_md on Instagram
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Suck a Bag of Dicks Pack of 25 - Etsy
- This is [m]e. Unshaved, havent been working out, and floppy (almost) wanting to bare it all for you and hopefully learn to accept myself 🤷♂️
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- Oh shit, my pants fell down, hold on, let me get them
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- $5 and Pringles? WORTH A SHOT!
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- Went as Patrick Bateman to a Halloween Party last night...🎃
- No title can do this abomination justice.
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- These new hot dog buns look great, thanks Walmart!
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- Wake n bake! For everyone who rolls Ls or Js what’re your favorite wraps? And where you from? My top 3 are def white owl, backwoods, and raw cones. 21 M, Massachusetts 😛
- Atonement
- 🍆🍆
- Job opening: must have excellent oral skills and hand/eye coordination
- Friends staged an intervention after finding this 99 cent fake crab meat sticks in my fridge :\
- Someone gave me the middle finger
- Theres a lot more to be able to see 👀
- [OC] just spotted this fresh peanut butter ad in the wild...
- Seriously????
- When you lose money by buying in bulk
- Mother: What do you want to buy for school, son? Son: Beer in a can?
- I bought this jumbo sausages online and they barely cover half of the hotdog bread
- Road head anyone?
Southern Solidarity is close to reaching their current donation goal. We highly encourage you to help them get over the hump. In these violent, chaotic times, we need to make sure our grassroots organizers have the resources they need. - @thou_band_official on Instagram
- Saw this drink at a grocery store today...
- me🐄irl
- Passenger seat is open....
- Me trying to pretend to be happy.
- Blursed_BigMac
- Saw this on snapchat, Pop Tart Casserole
- 30% less what?
- Forbidden marshmallows with instructions.
- Just hanging out
- He has no idea were throwing him a party tonight.
- Adult Cakes
- [M] Dick dance to celebrate verification
- An Overhead Look at the Devastation in Hawaii
- Join me for coffee?
- Why would I waste my time to make just to have 12 individual ones?
- Cant be too careful now
- I thought you said non-perishables?
- Imagine if I posted this...
- Unleashed
- Meet my new girlfriend, shes virgin now, but today we are home alone😈
- Which snack do you prefer: Pringle’s or my cock?
- If I turned up for our date, which look would turn you on more, left or right?
- Truck stop mirrors in the Midwest are pretty good
- Blursed_Rare Cheeto
- Blursed Instructions
- Someone left a whole meal on a shelf at Walmart
- Who wants to [m]ake me cum?
- Cum hang out with me😈
- Deep conversation here
- Coming home from a long day at school and popping a Mini Deep Dish Tombstone pizza in the microwave
- Sausage, Egg and Bacon muffin from a Universities Cafeteria
- An old but a goody. Golly she is fit as a fiddle.
- A video was demanded of me trying out my Secret Santa gift. I was thinking about so many of you smooth little bros here on Reddit I wish I was sliding into instead... more to cum. 😉
- [M] You can watch, if youd like
- At work help me get hard [m]
- Good girl!
- Who needs some toilet paper?
- Excited because it’s Friday 😏
Its sad how toxic and immature our culture has become that something like this is to be celebrated. Some of yall men really need to step up and get back to being MEN. Niggas will real live gladly pay 18 years of child support just to smash this girl based off her looks alone. Wont even know if she got teeth, an 11th toe a crazy husband ANYTHING. Smmfh Id smash her too, just not raw she looks too strategic. Im digusted by this, anybody got her IG? - @cranklucas on Instagram
- Had some car fun yesterday.
- I’m hornier than I am pale, so DM me for more
- NTUC FairPrice tries to cash in on the Cattelan banana art news story
- So big. So beautiful. So sexy.
- First day back in the office
- My eyes are up here ^
- Hi ladys
- Rate my Corona cock...
- Who wants to watch me shower? PM me
- This Who Cares cat litter looks good on shelf, but as soon as you pick it up by the handle... well...
- Tug on that
- My friend bought this horseradish root that looks very phallic
- I can never figure out these Best By dates :(
- Free Umbrella for sale
- It really works, trust me
- Chocolate covered bacon. That is all.
- Mercury glass lamp
- People who price gouge
- Thanks, I hate tater thots
- I haven’t shot a load in 2 weeks 💦💦💦
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- Is my size acceptable? [M25]
- Two packages of fruit snacks mushed together into a delicious, squishy, sugar log. The best way to eat them.
- 9 inch big dick. Pm welcomed.
- There is a God
- A quick flash
- My zoom attire👔
- (M)idday boner
- hmmm
- Best foods in the cabinet starter pack 2 as requested by Jujiboo
- So close to cumming
- 100 first class tickets to space 👽
- Flavored with natural flavors.
- ‘Drink Smirnoff’
- My class was assigned to write a poem about a picture that meant a lot to us. This was written by my friend while high off his ass.
- Banana anyone?
- Your Uber driver whips his dick out, leave 5 stars or suck him immediately?
- Rate this workers cock m25
- My coworker got a new place. Say hi to their roommate!
- Poster for a Safe Sex presentation at my school... (apologies for slightly blurry photo)
- Home from work [M23]
- GRAMMARLY.COM
- You can order breast milk flavored lollipops.
- My groutfit
- Stay home so I dont have to save you
- Who wants me inside them? 😏🤤
- Its the little things im going to miss the most about living in New York
- sexy
- Its been a long day
- Weapon of destruction
- Something about a downward dick
- Sometimes the light hits just right
- Playing with my Soft cock while driving. Wish someone would catch me to help make it hard..😈
- just a bathroom, but being in public makes it better right?
- Finally at home😥
- This Lifesavers candy bag.
- Fancy Meat for your buns
- One of my favorite ;)🇩🇪
- I Think About This Picture Often
- No underwear; pants open exposing my hard cock.
- When someone asks for a proof picture with a middle finger in it. 🤷🏼♂️
- Masking it
- Hey, need a ride?
- Here’s that sausage for you. Let me know if you need anything else okay?
- We bought this when??
- Local burger joint. [OC]
- My cock at my desk. 24
- This guy is only ever two layers of clothing from freedom
- Just begging to be played with
- This is how i must protect what’s mine
- (M) need a ride?
- Blow me in here
- Who wants a taste?
Red alert!! These amazing donuts are coming back!! - @aldiglutenfree on Instagram
- Subliminal karma whoring at its finest.
- Let me take a deep look into you..
- A heavy one
- Gimme that sweet validation to go with my morning coffee
- Verification for this girthy cock
- Enough for you?
- Wish someone would blow me under the desk during my zoom class
- Love this picture hope you all will too
- Hello 😁
- Got horny in the changing room
- Im in California. There was, I assume, a bag of chips intended for Canada. It had slightly less net weight, but was the same price.
- Mormon cock tall and proud!
- Letting it flop for some Verification
- 🤤🤤🤤 it’s sooo big ❤️
- Isolation got me all horned up. 😈
- Wanna be my bathroom bitch?
- I love my dick
- Worship BBC
- I know that everything’s bigger in America but this is just too much
- I may need some help cleaning up
- Hey guys, i havent posted in a while so here you go
- 53 23. Think it fits? Still not full.
- This hooker looks like a ham
- So horny Today .... i need a drpping wet entry 🥰🥰🥰🥰💦💦💦😍
- I’ve never seen this before but it makes sense if you don’t want to deal with the mess of batter and frying your catch.
- Anyone wanna see more just shoot me PM.
- He wanted to come out for a look around.
- While housemates are in their room...
- Tasty
- This bun has been labeled individually.
- Who wants it
- I’d love it if you wrapped your mouth around my cock
- In the airplane bathroom with my mile high CLUB🍆✈️
- Your powerlifter is back! Great response from my last post so as a reward...M/23 PMs welcome
- My Pakistani cock
- Working hard or hardly working?
- big dicked dude
- blursed chipotle
- On/off
- Road head anyone?
- My favorite command- I was happy to find him parked outside my house
- After work
- Verification
- 18 - What would you give it?
- Prince Philip Sausage
- Any horny ladies wanna watch [M]e cum at work?
- Its -4° outside but Ill still take a pic
- Breakfast anyone?
- Lil guy saying hello
- sit on my huge dick
- [21]Wanna go to pizza planet?
- Verification
- Is Pepsi okay?
- Standing at full attention
- My dinner for tonight. Aldi hotdog saussage with a dash of ketchup, served on a blue Ikea plate.
- I failed the toilet paper roll test.
- Dress up cock
- The garage has the best lighting! PMs are always welcome and Id like to k.i.k with any ladies too!
- School bathroom
- Hanging Out In The New Fit
- Now serving number 3. Haha
- Thick and veiny
- Clothed Cock :-)
- Upshot
- Happy New Year
- [M21, PMs welcome!] Anyone wanna be a mother in time for next Mothers Day? :)
- Saw a couple guys comparing to wine bottles so I thought I’d give it a go too
- Pulled my cock out in the bathroom at work
- Im sorry, Im just 21 cms (8.2 inches)! Still massive though, right? (More in the comments)
- TGIF heres my big cock
- Just one I took at work while no one was looking
- What do you guys think
- Feeling heavy
- Meeting her parents like
- And a big morning to you too!
- As I say..... Coffee and Cock is served
- It’s going to be tough to focus at work today.
- Really hoping another server bumps into me🤷🏻♂️
- Don’t really have anything to say other than I’m horny as fuck lol
- Ill need your resume first
- Can I add mine to the sea of dicks here?
- My bagel doesnt have a hole
- Hey so I found these crackers... Can I eats them?
- Dont think I am massive but was suggested that I post here. You guys are HUGE.
- One of my first nudes.
- What yall think of my thick cock?
- Care for a monster ;)
- 8 in thick cock in the public restroom🤭💦
- Maybe I should shave
- Horny at work. Looking for a nice ass to pound
- This veiny dick needs verification 😫
- I make with Love
- Hard at work... again....
- Could anyone use some wine?
- Just a dad with a dick....pm welcomed!
- [Verification] hope this works 🤞
- *Verification Post* Ive been planning on posting to this sub for months. Glad to finally be apart of the club ;)
- Feeling horny at work think about wet pussy
- VERIFICATION
- Ready to be hard.
- VERIFICATION
- Always ready and horny......and you? 😏😚👅💦
- Pretty happy with how this one turned out
- Look up at [m]e as you suck it
- skinny boy, large cock
- Its been one of those days. (This isnt even my bathroom)
- Verify me?
- Save the planet, carry a reusable bottle.
- Always awkward in the office.
- Did you want cream with your coffee?
- Dildo
- verify me pls
- Verification please :)
- Verification
- Bon Appétit 🤪
- Pizza hut
- Hi Target dressing room ;)
- No chance lol
- Hope everyone has a great weekend!
- Verification. 26 gay male here
- For size reference, a bottle of beer or cider is 7in around.
- Verification
- New toy I got today I cant wait to get home and try it out. If you want to watch kik sissyboitoy690
- Verification
- skip church and suck my big dick
- Verification
- Happy Monday everyone!
- Thoughts? Im 40...and have never really gotten an honest opinion
- Got a semi at work, cockrings just really turn me on.
- [Verification] Mods, free my dick from purgatory on Juneteenth ✊🏿
- Heres a little comparison for you all
- Big day of revision. Distraction needed
- verification
- Take this as a reminder to stay hydrated ;)
- Anyone need a venti pick me up?
- Quick snap on my lunch break
- And I wont be able to get any pussy until tomorrow🤦🏿♂️
- Who wants my BWC? 😳😚
- Soft boy hours
- Can I get a Verification for my 18yo cock?
- Verification : Photography is Hard
- Do you like how thick my cock is?
- Ding dong
- Please!
- Whos feeling thirsty?
- Bottle of Beer
- Let me brush your teeth!
- My hard cock
- Bout to start just putting random things next to my dick for a fun size reference and other recommendations???
- Obey your thirst
- 20yo
- Verification
- Any love for an uncut?
- Calibrated Toilet Paper Roll Test
- Anyone is thirsty?
- Ketchup or mustard? [M4F]
- Heard bros love a BBQ 🍖
