36+ Times People Said Hilariously Weird Phrases

i love his homeboys


- @coping_with_ptsd on Instagram




- husband anniversary

Oliver - Fundamental paper education



- Thought this would be appreciated here.




- Divorce with kids


✨BIBBLE✨


- #Be The Change

THE EYELASH IS SO CUTE

that’s why i hide my phone 😩😭


- Topics to talk about

Biiiggg eyesss :0



Truth. - @_essexcountycreates on Instagram

SomeThingElseYT



- Selfish Quotes

Kairiki Bear “バグ” (BUG) mascot icon

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- Absolutely true


funny bunny


- [Image]Let physical fitness be more than a goal in 2017. Make it a way of life!

ALIEN STAGE WHISPER LETS GO 🔥🔥‼️‼️

Moving forward with hope 💪


- Passion Quotes


3 got broken so why not?


- Attention!!!

trending pfp to save!

The horrible feeling after ugh


- Beautiful Love Qoutes

WAAAAAHHHH IM CRYING I HATE EVERYTHING 😭😭😭



Enjoy your life while creating your own footsteps. . . . #quoteoftheday #annesweeney @disney . . . Model Mgmt: @elodietusac @revalushionmanagement . . Photography: @alexzuniga_ . . #model #fashion #commercialmodel #fashionstylists #fashionphotography #abudahbi #amsterdam #bahrain #berlin #capetown #dubai #helsinki #istanbul #karlsruhe #lisbon #london #madrid #nyc #oslo #paris #queensland #saopaolo #tokyo #toronto - @revalushionmanagement on Instagram

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- Dear Students...

MY SONA!! -I need to make an actual drawing of her cuz..



- Isolation quotes

He is thooo

SIGMA IN THIS DRIP || BSD || sigma || art cr: lumopassingby on twt/X!


- Sky Full of Stars

⋆ ˚。 ⋆🕸SomeThingElseYT🎧⋆ ˚。⋆

the god of timeless idiocy


- GEORGE ORWELL QUOTES

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- Failed relationship

★

He is thooo


- earthing

bandori memes

🌱 ▸ ִֶָ 𖥔 ٚJ֪i҄xl҇y֢֮ ʿꜝꜞ 🍵


- @zodiacpoint on Instagram

No more school ig🤩/j

meluniemartinuz


- great quotes

is this to much information? 🙁



- bullet journal quotes


the god of timeless idiocy


- Drama Quotes



- Wedding officiant script


- Beautiful witch


- Divorcing a Narcissist


- angel messages


- @adhuraa_ishqq on Instagram


- Gut feeling quotes


- BIRTHDAY DAY CARDS


- Inspirational Quotes


- Eckhart Tolle Wisdom Quotes


- me against the world


- Akash


- @stoprhinopoaching on Instagram


- Phsycholgy facts


Tag a sister😍😍 #sisters #goals - @sisters_goals____ on Instagram


real talk. - @morningbreathes on Instagram


- Healthy mind, healthy life


- proud quotes


- No Matter What!!!


- Aging quotes


- Gemini Life


- End of friendship


- [image] Love and accept yourself first.


- Wrong Love


- Future life quotes


- Beliefs Voodoo


- William Wordsworth quotes


- Breast Cancer


- Moon meaning


- Brainy Quotes


- Rachels Challenge


- Capricious


- JOANNE KELLY


- Zen Words


💁🏻♂️🦋 - @tyce82 on Instagram


- Relationships


- Tara True


- IPSA


- Gemini quotes


- Relationship rules


Smile, my badass Survivors. Smile, fierce Thrivers. Celebrate your strength and resilience. 💛💥 Leila #survivors#smile#henrikadamsen#leilad#warriorspirit#chronicillness#rebelthriver#mentalhealthwarrior#instadaily#empath#soulwork#healing#chronicpainwarrior#yoga#rebelstrong#ellahicks#survivors#domesticviolence#rebelthrivertribe#ptsd#youarenotalone#rebelsoul#fromsurvivingtothriving#loveliveshere#encouragement#thrive#rise www.facebook.com/rebelthrivers - @rebelthriver on Instagram


Tag your love ❤️ - @lovers.empire on Instagram


- Relationship issues


- Introvert


- badass quotes women


- What Is An Empath?


- Bad Life Quotes


- Law of Attraction Books


- Sikh Quotes


- Zen Master


- Being Sarcastic


- I choose happiness quotes


- --Imperfect--


I get really defensive when speaking about PCOS to someone who tries to palm it off as not a big deal. I couldnt imagine what it would be like to have PCOS and be dealing with the same type of people. . Due to my role here I get to see behind the curtains as to what it feels like dealing with PCOS on a daily basis. I hear the struggles, the pain, both emotional and physical, I also hear first hand just how incredibly frustrating it is dealing with the symptoms of PCOS but also dealing with people in your life who just dont understand, and worse still, dont want to understand. . Humans are emotional creatures and when were dealing with some real sh!t, you dont expect people to perform miracles for you but, you do expect people in your life to at least empathize and try to understand. . And the thing is that if the shoe was on the other foot you know that they would expect as much and, you know that you would be there for them just as you wish they would be there for you. PCOS can be a lonely thing to have. . Its why I make posts like this, to share stories so you dont feel alone, so you can see that there are people that do understand or are at least wanting to understand. Youre not alone x . . . #healthyPCOS #pcos #pcosweightloss #pcosdiet #pcosweightlossjourney #pcosawareness #pcoslife #pcossupport #pcosfood #pcosjourney #pcoscommunity #pcoshelp #pcoslifestyle #pcosfriendly #pcosweightlossmotivation #pcossupportandpositivity #pcosfitness - @healthypcos_ on Instagram


- Sammlung


- Law of Attraction Art Dreams


chose love. be love. spread love. elevate in love. chose to be happy in all circumstances. recognize that every moment is divine. connect to this in every moment but especially in the times that appear to be chaotic. the great awakening of the planet. we elevate in love, in service to love. words by @creigcrippen #ceremony #ceremonymeditation - @ceremonymeditation on Instagram


- Look Whos Talking


- Asparagus


- Gemini moon sign


- Inspirational


- Quotes


- After the Wedding Is Over - Marriage Ideas, Quotes and Advice


- Quotes


- Who was that Masked Man {Woman}?


- Adyashanti


- Boyfriends


- Sayings


- Jay❤


- Affirmations


- Asparagus


- big dreams


- Lost in life


- Derek and meredith


- Astrology


Hit the like button if you’re working hard towards your dreams! 🔥 - @globaldoctors on Instagram


I create this account for people like me. To give and to receive support. To help and to be help and most importantly to give people the opportunity to tell their story. - @rape.survivors on Instagram

- 2020

- Blessed are the pure of heart...

- Astrology

- Attitude Quotes

- basically my life...

- Immersion Week in Crete

- History: meaning to investigate.

- Taurus (2017)

- Untitled

- Quotes

- 2019

- #LoveIsBeautiful

- stop caring quotes

- Dont Lose Yourself

- Army

- Forensic Anthropology

- back brace for posture

- Adult Life

- Embrace change

- Amazing words

- All my Fab Things, places, photos, ideas, ....

- These things are not asking to be judged by you.

- Kevin Hart #funny

- Words

- CANCER ZODIAC SIGN

- story story...........

- Take care of yourself quotes

- motivation

- Time quotes relationship

- TOGETHER AGAIN

- ideas/to do

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- Percy Jackson 2

- Goals.. dreams..success..

- Anise Seed

- Tennessee Williams

- Abuse

- Daddies hurt too (miscarriage, stillbirth, baby loss)

- Pices quotes

My micro poem for Monday. Bleeding Heart. #micropoems #micropoemmonday #iger #brokenheartpoetry #influencer #poetsandwriters #poetrylovers #bleedinghearts Photo credit: Pinterest and rightful owner I would love a tag if you choose to share. 😊 - @pearlsutton_ on Instagram

- Ascension

- PISCES Traits

- harriet beecher stowe

- 2015

- Philosophies

- Sales People

- [Image] Dont Swim If You Dont Have To. Make a bridge!

- Negative People Quotes

- Everything will be fine

- Scorpio anger

- Aquarius

- Francine Rivers

- Inspirational quotes

- Agturus/Magemis

- Aaron Hernandez

- BPD

- Aries ♈

- Abuse...emotiona/l mental/ verbal...

- Keep Calm& Stay Strong

- favorite things

Be strong, not rude ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Be kind, not weak ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Be bold, not a bully⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Be thoughtful, not lazy⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Be humble, not timid⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Be proud, not arrogant ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Let’s work to create leaders!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #theashleyknightcompany #yourlifeyourplanyourbusiness⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ __________________⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #bizmomlife #mombossliving #wifemomboss #mominbusiness #femcity #shedesignedalifesheloved #businessbydesign #creativechicks #workingwomansworld #workfromhomelife #womeninbizz #hustlewithheart #littlebigbusiness #femalefounded #creativecommunity #hersuccess #bossproject #planforprofit #creativebusiness - @ashleyknightco on Instagram

- Aging With Humor And Grace

- Divorce sayings

Agree or disagree?🤔Would love to chat with you guys below about this and create a really powerful, supportive, conscious conversation together. ❤️ * If your a human, you’ve probably struggled with a situation like this... and it can get really tricky and confusing... we’re here to help support you on your journey. 💯 * #relationshipadvice #fullyalive #relationshipquotes #consciousness - @relationship.renegades on Instagram

- ac Psychology

- Bpd

- Life Lessons

- Funny quotes about kids!

- @travisdalluge on Instagram

- Beholding the Glory of God

‘Why do you want to work in yachting?’ 😂 #yachtstew #yachting #yachtstewardess #crewlife - @louiseoverend_yachtstewagent on Instagram

My thoughts tonight. - @e.e_cummings on Instagram

- bell hooks

- 2018 Year of the Butterfly

- Aroma

- love of my life quotes

- Back to School Essentials

This is a great way to earn a #favoritehuman #bestfriendever status #UTCMocs ! Accept the challenge-tag/share this pic w/someone who has impacted you! #utcleadership #connect #mocsflytogether #utc2024 #utc24 #utc23 #utc22 #utc21 - @utcleadership on Instagram

Quote by Mark Caine.. 👏 - @poet_byk on Instagram

- CATO QUOTES

- You Can Do!

- Breathtaking

#love #TagsForLikes #TFLers #tweegram #photooftheday #20likes #amazing #followme #follow4follow #like4like #look #instalike #igers #picoftheday #food #instadaily #instafollow #like #girl #Iphoneonly #instagood #bestoftheday #instacool #instago #all_shots #follow #webstagram #colorful #style #swag - @domesticviolence on Instagram

- Doctor Who

- Quiet people

- @physcology.facts on Instagram

- life hack

- addiction

- Bad Dreams Quotes

The famous David Oglivy some quotes about ADVERTISING - @advertisement_agency on Instagram

- Erma Bombeck...

- *Humorous Prompts

- Sagittarius man

- Accessory Vignettes

- About Life :)

#reservedseatpoetry #poetsofindia #poetry #poetsofig #poems #poemsoninstagram #poetsofinstagram #authorsoninstagram #authorsofinstagram #poetryisnotdead #writingcommunity #writersofinstagram #compliments - @reservedseatpoetry on Instagram

- Angel numbers

- amazingly true

- Short inspirational quotes

- Appreciate Life

- Birthday cakes

- @mindoftheathlete on Instagram

- Best zodiac sign

- Sisters by heart!!

- Quotes

- Aquarius

- Capricorn

- Shyari quotes

- cecelia ahern quotes

- Aries

- Law of the universe

- My life - BDSM

- Dill Weed

- Enjoy Fitness

- my moon sign

I am not good at asking for help but I sure can offer it to others so if this sounds of interest to you or you know someone who could benefit of this opportunity, please do get in touch. I’m all ears! - @edvinasbruzas on Instagram

- Art for walls

For those fathers who choose to not be involved ☝🏾 - @single.parents.strength on Instagram

- know your worth quotes

- Thug Unicorn

- depression

- Bad toxic relationship

- Leadership, Coaching & Business

.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #communication #communicationskills #istatements #healthyrelationships #assertive #assertivecommunication #couples #couplestherapy #couplescounseling #recovery #traumarecovery #shermanoakstherapist #emdrtherapy #selflove #radicalselflove #selfacceptance #mentalhealthawareness #depressionrecocery #mentalhealthadvocate #alyssamariewellness #attachmentstyles #innerchildwork #anxiety #socialanxiety #liamancao #alyssamancao - @alyssamariewellness on Instagram

- For Consumption

- inspiring message

- Broken Hearts

#innerpeace - @goddessrhythms on Instagram

- Appreciate her quotes

- Attitude

- I wouldn’t have it any other way.

- LEMON Quotes

- Truth in advertising.

- Addiction

- Breakup Quotes

- Quotes about true friends

🖤 #service #servicework #serviceworkers #hardtimes #toughtimes #trying #growing #healing #human #goodhumansonly - @sunflowermoonlife on Instagram

- ENFP

- Caresa means beloved

- Beauty Quotes

- Blogging Is Our Jam

Gemini - @sidharthsagar.official on Instagram

- Addiction

- Abuse quotes

- Wishful Thinking...

- Anti bullying

- Writing Prompts - 7th Grade ELA

- Distance relationship quotes

- Manipulation Quotes

- Sorry, maybe if you appeal I might consider

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- hijab quotes

- Cancer zodiac facts❤️

- Cancer

- Best man speech examples

- Putting others down

- Ascendant Sign

- Facts

- Monday Motivation

- All Over The Spectrum (Facebook Page) - Facebook & Blog

- 18 Tough Love

- Beliefs and Spirituality

- Nurse Quotes

If the universe is making you wait… be prepared to receive more than you asked for. #nolimits ##raam2021 - @goldstein_leah_ on Instagram

- house rules

good morning . #saturdaythought - @alliaalrufai on Instagram

- bad grandma

- Essential oil for men

- This is so true :(

- Congratulations wishes on success

- 69Cancer

- atheism/antitheism

- Astrology

- Greener Grass

- Aquarian me

- @traceylsmith on Instagram

- All ARIES

✨Energy focus for the week. 🙌🏽 - @zoii.co on Instagram

- fake friends

- Petty People

- love quotes

🌱 WATCH UNTIL THE END @AVEDA #COVID19 #CORONAVIRUS #FLORIDA #REPOST #TAG ⠀ TAKING 15 MINUTES OFF OF A SERVICE SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOURE SANITIZING ON BOOKS ALSO, SELECT AVEDA SALONS NOT HAVING CHAIRS 6 FEET APART, ALSO HAVING EVERY STYLIST WORKING AT THE SAME TIME AND NOT SKIPPING CHAIRS!?!?!?! HOW DO YOU SANATIZE THEN?!?!⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ I didnt want to do this, but I felt I had to. TOM PETRILLO & AVEDA FLORIDA are wrong and they have been guiding their stylists and salons into an even more dangerous environment than it already is. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Its been reported. Now its time to share your story. #standtogether stylists! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ This is your time to make things right again. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ Let me add this, for a particular salon, you have no right to fire someone because you singled them (and 2 others) out to take a Covid-19 test and made no one else take it to return to work. While others were exposed and not tested. ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ @thesalonpeople @aveda @fox13 @baynews9 @tampabaytimes @bucscheer @tblightning @cltampabay @thisistampabay @stpetefl @rondesantisfl @flbog @scottforflorida - @thechelvis on Instagram

- Auntie Natalie

😢 - @trollbajil on Instagram

- So true

- Things get better quotes

- Asparagus

- Quotes on eyes

- Adyashanti Quotes

- Quotes About Time

- Gemini quotes

- Me! Aint no changing

- Aquarius

- Arugula

- Addiction & Recovery

- Anaïs Nin

- Diversity

- Positive Quotes

- Boundaries & Co-dependent

- Brene Brown
