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- Flirting quotes for him


9+ Unconventional But Beautiful Succulent Garden Displays


- These last two weeks are gonna be tough

Let It Go

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.


- Cute relationship goals




- How 🤔 to get 😘 a girl 😩 to come 👀 💦 over 😂👌

20 Humorous Comics About The Daily Struggles Of A Girl You Would Definitely Relate To

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- Oh my god


Sanguine Sangria with Apple and Pomegranate — Will Frolic for Food


- Female pulls the automatic I have a bf line, loses a sale


ig : skuullyy


- Creepy PMs: D&D edition!




- The only 4 texts my dad has ever sent me. From his flip phone.

Funny cat pitctures: The Many Hilarious Ways of Our Feline Friends

We are challenged to change ourselves. Victor Frankl Inspirational Quote


- *Angry loli sounds*




- Credit to u/dontgiveashitssssss OP




- Tinder profile

50 Tearfully Funny Memes And Posts About Work And Adult Life In General

Mobilidade 🧘🏻♀️ Flexibilidade


- Wtf is this shit on r/tinder




- This queen’s time is finally coming to fruition. Itty bitty steps, but I couldn’t be happily vibrating any harder. I’m looking forward to the day that I get to watch my man fuck and cream his cake like he deserves. Thanks for letting me share my delight. 👑




- Well, You are an asshole.




- Told someone i didnt want the product, they said a bunch of gibberish after

Compilation : Auriana

Whenever I am in a difficult situation where there seems to be no way out, I think about all the times I have been in such si


- RIP to the ships that didnt get to happen

🍨🍰🍭🍦🍫🍬

richie tozier kin


- me🏝irl



- Story of my life.


- Tammy Need Not Know About This


- Ishigami: I want to die


- I wanted to share my little sisters response to coming out as trans. Shes amazing.


- Meeting my friend for lunch who does not watch the office. I quote this show too much.


Lmaoooooo Rp @hardcorecomedy2.0 ^ Via unknown - @insta.single on Instagram


- What you have done has made God very unhappy


- If only I’d known earlier that you automatically win a debate by saying “actually I’m right”


- Someone is getting double disappointment


- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor


- Thanks guys!


- Not sure I’ll be going on a date with this boy


- Joey Balls


- I really think I’m dying


- Im sorry... I couldnt even think of a clever title for something as stupid as this


- Sure, because I can’t think of any reason not to take $50 lower than my asking price AND deliver it to you.


- Boyfriend goals


- Her profile said: BTW i’m a brown girl just in case that offends you


- She actually thought this was funny and we kept talking


- me🥫irl


- Extremely relatable


- You go to horny jail


- Morophilia describes someone attracted to idiots from the Greek word moros


- He is 6000 miles away so I didn’t think he was actually going to go on a date with me


- hondurickroll


- Slicc, got a date within 5 texts


- Her bio said “looking for genuine life experiences”


- Another 177013 meme


- My buddy had arm surgery


- No kiss before the final episode!


- Literally seems like 2 weeks ago


- My heart just melted!


- Told someone off today. Men, get it together, I cant even tell you how many times I get this shit


- Roll with the self inflicted punches


- Jokes About Men


- that’s gonna be a yikes from me


- In a high school council chat with 30 people....


- This burn


- We got one bois


- What could go wrong?


- [OC] Taking hints


- It IS pretty good stuff though...


- Sure he did..


- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.


- Ive come to the conclusion that I like you all more than my tinder matches


- She though she had the upper hand


- Aaaand I’m back. I think I need a hospital at this point


- Extreme lowballers


- Found the one


- I always get the crazy ones


- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.


- Fake text message


- This is from my sister, who is 7 years older than me and still tied up in the family’s (unfortunately close-knit) bullshit. The “help” was $2k I had been repeatedly told “not to worry about” for classes. I left home when they made me get rid of my cat, as one punishment, and I finally snapped.


- When you dont want to tell him your new boyfriends name


- Usually they unmatch me by now, I don’t know what to do next


- Fake text message


- what are your guys’ predictions that we are getting more rap tomorrow for the launch trailer? lol


- Here is the pick up line from the post earlier (saw this one a few days ago and gave it a try)


- It’s a close third...


- Who said romance was dead?


- Random guy I’ve never met asks me for sex?


- Ladies and gentlemen... I got her


- I left her speechless


- REDEMPTION 100


- Bartering with a vanlife friend parked next to me, lol


- I just want you all to know I’m still going with this


- Guys, I met him, for real


- Im Gay Now


- Relationship trust quotes


- i’m terrible at conversations


- Got us some fresh blood bois


- It shits me when I take time out of my day to be available for people like this


- You talkin mad shit for someone in ora ora-ing distance


- Thank you r/memes, very cool!


- ...red?


- My bio has a few ironically used “fuckboy” lines, I’m glad she followed suit


- Take a hint dude


- Her picture was of her in a mermaid costume. I think I’m in


- BREAKING NEWS: THANOS CAR IS NOT THANOS CAR


- But im hungry


- A friend sent me this


- You bastards make Yotsuba cry...


- Ive been out of the game for far too long, an I doing it right??

- I must confess : I wasnt hoping to get back with my ex.

- Slow Laptop

- am i being too mean?

- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom

- Me_irl

- My friend is going to see his girlfriend tommorow, she lives in a different country, for Christmas. His Dad is going to say goodbye and she gets upset. This is a constant problem, everyone is out to spite her personally...

- It was time for Papa Shirogane to leave, he had seen everything.

- [meme] #prayforlowballers

- Biblical

- This is going well

- see you soon little fella

- Panties accidentally left in bathroom

- Making Girls Feel Special

- Just found this old one in my screenshots

- Her bio said “This app is stupid”

- Her profile said she was looking to marry rich

- me📞irl

- Im... Flattered?

- Hacker voice: “I’m in”

- l i f e h a c k t i m e

- The most formal conversation I’ve had on tinder

- Found this over at r/tinder. What’s updog?

- He’s out right?

- We were just talking and I asked them if they wanted to come over and this happened, help

- TIL Dana White is in a jazz band (story in the comments)

- Consider it done

- Video games and chill?

- He really isn’t okay

- Well that escalated quickly

- An ex contacted my friend, and once again shows he hasn’t changed.

- LOTV only out few days... And is already causing me problems.

- Thought this belonged here

- When They Cry

- Satou Kazuma, symbol of gender equality

- I pranked the fake Muks on skype and the results speak for themselves...

- Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf

- Got A’s on all my finals

- (Pt 2) So I’m toxic bc I feel uncomfortable giving my bank info

- Does this go here?

- Nobody wants to pay a bare minimum of 250 dollars in gifts to go to a wedding

- Friend: isnt it only crazy people on Tinder? Me: Ive never ran across any...

- Her bio said “I could never love you as much as I love Oreos”

- Half Way (xpost from r/tinder)

- Ya girl got a cute girls number!!! Can’t wait to see her again 💕

- Might have been posted before

- ME AND ASIF ARE FRIENDSHIP

- meirl

- Wow sick burn

- I’m not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash

- The definitive best girl

- “fuck feminist” -dude who’s sad i would accept a dick pic from him

- Over 40??

- Saw this on Facebook. Local paper.

- College fucks us all

- You Are What You Eat!

- MICHAEL!

- Christmas ‘came’ early

- Cat text

- NiceGuy back for round 2

- Fight song lyrics

- A while back u/niegilsux posted about this guy asking a girl for her poop. I added the guy and this ensued (part 2)

- Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove

- Senpai never lies.

- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.

- O please no... Not the hang glider

- Cant complain, shes right.

- Might as well share the rare occasion something like this actually happens to me

- There must be a mistake

- Oh no. My feelings. They hurt /s

- I’m bad at openings.

- Cats — blacks real quick

- Dont forget

- That escalated quickly

- I know the messages are old. But this was rotting at the bottom of my PM list, so I thought Id use it.

- Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she cant drop her off.

- This is so deep, can we have hot gay sex 😭😭😭😭😭

- Arigato anon-san

- Her name was Edmary and she wasn’t having it

- Finish your jokes people

- Part 3 the end

- So I shared a twitter post on FB today, and got this message from some dude I’ve only ever met like once or twice. He constantly sends me flirty messages that I try to ignore, but then today out of nowhere I got this.

- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball

- How was I even supposed to respond to this?

- funny quites

- Everyone needs a father like him.

- Starburst 🌟

- Bro did him dirty

- Open up your eyes on how you view sauce

- This lady was fun

- No Zach, why Zach?

- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...

- Don’t know weather this is a complement 🤔

- Wait what...

- I have no idea how they even got my number

- Loud sex bad.

- My friend is trying to watch the whole series for the first time before the final season drops. She’s halfway through season one.

- I think I’ve hit my peak

- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times

- Cowboy Bebop

- Exactly, so it’s not rape

- I’m not his granddaughter, but he thinks I am. Also I’m 14...

- Here you go little guy.

- me_irl

- A message my friend received

- Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000.

- 2meirl4meirl

- me irl

- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”

- Persistence is key

- A friend of mine sent me this earlier, I have no words.

- Such kids are rare.

- I’m scared

- Every post from this guy, I feel looks I lose another braincell.

- well then

- YOU GUYS. I started getting anxiety attacks at work recently, and my husband suggested that I bring one of my plants to work. This is love y’all 😭❤️

«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram

- I really wanted to tell that joke, though...

- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes

- Double Tap

- Not really a nice guy but I didn’t kno where else to post this

- Im not even really sure what to say about this one

- She didn’t say much after that

- I think the detector just autocompleted his phase

- Cursed_TextMessage

- [Sans is Ness flashbacks]

- Its very cyclical, actually

- Do you know the Sahara desert?

- Tinder knows

- Is this when I run?

- All energy drained

- She’s so hot I super liked her and we matched 🤭 Her bio said “I love potatoes”

- Casual racism through messenger

- You can literally say anything to some people and they won’t unmatch you.

- She said she was religious

- Sankakus video loader is so damn slow

- I think she thinks she’s being funny

- Im sorry Humans

- OOPSIE!

- An offer she surely can’t turn down

- Truly emotional scene

- Oh wow! I walked right into that one.

- Name pun that worked

- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.

- We can still dream... [Your Lie in April]

- Am I doing this right?

- Heard you guys like name puns

- Aiming for a 50

- The Leaves, They are a-Changin’

- Me again and for a fact, Tiramisu (an Italian restaurant where I live) is my favorite restaurant 😎

- You dont need to be an over giver to maintain your relationships. Learn to respect yourself.

- Too many coincidences, Did I just find my wife 🤭

- Cursed love

- Jesus we all need sleep

- This is a good one I found

- You took that Well

- We don’t like cats

- This girl was looking for someone to fix her speaker, I offered to do it for free... Hilarity ensues

- How to get a girlfriend off of tinder

- Ah, the life of being a Female on twitter...

- This could mark a new chapter for me

- Some things never change

- Ah I love my neighbour

- Keeps trying even though he fails

- Meeting a new friend for the first time

- I don’t get it

- How to destroy your chances

- Nudes Are Nudes...

- Found this on r/tinder

- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning

- If only it could happen like this

- Best friend goals

- An old college friend messaged me. I guess I didnt respond properly because she stopped responding 🤣

- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal

- Im more than a number

- “You’ve got hell to pay and I’m the God Damned Devil!!!!”

- I really thought it was just some joke ...

- Missed opportunity on my part

- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button

- Why does this community have to be so toxic

- Cut a bich

- Am I doing this right?

- “Lol”

- Sometimes the shot doesn’t land

- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”

- Brother in law called me “sleezy” for sharing a buzzfeed article about LLR, and calling them corrupt. Btw, my sister told me that she has yet to make a single profit, she “reinvests” in more stock.

- Give a dog a bone

- I have no bloody clue!

- Nice guy messages me on his alternate fake name account after I reject him on his main. Still have no idea how he found out my car got towed two hours prior.

- My assignment: I cant believe youve done this

- Keep calm and mute chat

- How to shut down a creepy DM 101

- Hehehe

- I thought it was hilarious...

- Wow my dumb rap actually worked

- Genuinely thought I’d made a friend to joke around with and then nope

- She said she wanted to be a magician, I told her wizards were better

- I need you to STFU

- Profile said 18. He wasnt.

- Playing the victim and name-calling, the usual for my mother. And yes, her profile photo is a cartoon Trump holding a baby.

- Daily life of horny weebs
