- Flirting quotes for him
- These last two weeks are gonna be tough
- Cute relationship goals
- How š¤ to get š a girl š© to come š š¦ over šš
- Oh my god
- Female pulls the automatic I have a bf line, loses a sale
- Creepy PMs: D&D edition!
- The only 4 texts my dad has ever sent me. From his flip phone.
- *Angry loli sounds*
- Credit to u/dontgiveashitssssss OP
- Tinder profile
- Wtf is this shit on r/tinder
- This queenās time is finally coming to fruition. Itty bitty steps, but I couldnāt be happily vibrating any harder. Iām looking forward to the day that I get to watch my man fuck and cream his cake like he deserves. Thanks for letting me share my delight. š
- Well, You are an asshole.
- Told someone i didnt want the product, they said a bunch of gibberish after
- RIP to the ships that didnt get to happen
- meširl
- Story of my life.
- Tammy Need Not Know About This
- Ishigami: I want to die
- I wanted to share my little sisters response to coming out as trans. Shes amazing.
- Meeting my friend for lunch who does not watch the office. I quote this show too much.
Lmaoooooo Rp @hardcorecomedy2.0 ^ Via unknown - @insta.single on Instagram
- What you have done has made God very unhappy
- If only Iād known earlier that you automatically win a debate by saying āactually Iām rightā
- Someone is getting double disappointment
- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor
- Thanks guys!
- Not sure Iāll be going on a date with this boy
- Joey Balls
- I really think Iām dying
- Im sorry... I couldnt even think of a clever title for something as stupid as this
- Sure, because I canāt think of any reason not to take $50 lower than my asking price AND deliver it to you.
- Boyfriend goals
- Her profile said: BTW iām a brown girl just in case that offends you
- She actually thought this was funny and we kept talking
- meš„«irl
- Extremely relatable
- You go to horny jail
- Morophilia describes someone attracted to idiots from the Greek word moros
- He is 6000 miles away so I didnāt think he was actually going to go on a date with me
- hondurickroll
- Slicc, got a date within 5 texts
- Her bio said ālooking for genuine life experiencesā
- Another 177013 meme
- My buddy had arm surgery
- No kiss before the final episode!
- Literally seems like 2 weeks ago
- My heart just melted!
- Told someone off today. Men, get it together, I cant even tell you how many times I get this shit
- Roll with the self inflicted punches
- Jokes About Men
- thatās gonna be a yikes from me
- In a high school council chat with 30 people....
- This burn
- We got one bois
- What could go wrong?
- [OC] Taking hints
- It IS pretty good stuff though...
- Sure he did..
- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.
- Ive come to the conclusion that I like you all more than my tinder matches
- She though she had the upper hand
- Aaaand Iām back. I think I need a hospital at this point
- Extreme lowballers
- Found the one
- I always get the crazy ones
- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.
- Fake text message
- This is from my sister, who is 7 years older than me and still tied up in the familyās (unfortunately close-knit) bullshit. The āhelpā was $2k I had been repeatedly told ānot to worry aboutā for classes. I left home when they made me get rid of my cat, as one punishment, and I finally snapped.
- When you dont want to tell him your new boyfriends name
- Usually they unmatch me by now, I donāt know what to do next
- Fake text message
- what are your guysā predictions that we are getting more rap tomorrow for the launch trailer? lol
- Here is the pick up line from the post earlier (saw this one a few days ago and gave it a try)
- Itās a close third...
- Who said romance was dead?
- Random guy Iāve never met asks me for sex?
- Ladies and gentlemen... I got her
- I left her speechless
- REDEMPTION 100
- Bartering with a vanlife friend parked next to me, lol
- I just want you all to know Iām still going with this
- Guys, I met him, for real
- Im Gay Now
- Relationship trust quotes
- iām terrible at conversations
- Got us some fresh blood bois
- It shits me when I take time out of my day to be available for people like this
- You talkin mad shit for someone in ora ora-ing distance
- Thank you r/memes, very cool!
- ...red?
- My bio has a few ironically used āfuckboyā lines, Iām glad she followed suit
- Take a hint dude
- Her picture was of her in a mermaid costume. I think Iām in
- BREAKING NEWS: THANOS CAR IS NOT THANOS CAR
- But im hungry
- A friend sent me this
- You bastards make Yotsuba cry...
- Ive been out of the game for far too long, an I doing it right??
- I must confess : I wasnt hoping to get back with my ex.
- Slow Laptop
- am i being too mean?
- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom
- Me_irl
- My friend is going to see his girlfriend tommorow, she lives in a different country, for Christmas. His Dad is going to say goodbye and she gets upset. This is a constant problem, everyone is out to spite her personally...
- It was time for Papa Shirogane to leave, he had seen everything.
- [meme] #prayforlowballers
- Biblical
- This is going well
- see you soon little fella
- Panties accidentally left in bathroom
- Making Girls Feel Special
- Just found this old one in my screenshots
- Her bio said āThis app is stupidā
- Her profile said she was looking to marry rich
- meširl
- Im... Flattered?
- Hacker voice: āIām inā
- l i f e h a c k t i m e
- The most formal conversation Iāve had on tinder
- Found this over at r/tinder. Whatās updog?
- Heās out right?
- We were just talking and I asked them if they wanted to come over and this happened, help
- TIL Dana White is in a jazz band (story in the comments)
- Consider it done
- Video games and chill?
- He really isnāt okay
- Well that escalated quickly
- An ex contacted my friend, and once again shows he hasnāt changed.
- LOTV only out few days... And is already causing me problems.
- Thought this belonged here
- When They Cry
- Satou Kazuma, symbol of gender equality
- I pranked the fake Muks on skype and the results speak for themselves...
- Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf
- Got Aās on all my finals
- (Pt 2) So Iām toxic bc I feel uncomfortable giving my bank info
- Does this go here?
- Nobody wants to pay a bare minimum of 250 dollars in gifts to go to a wedding
- Friend: isnt it only crazy people on Tinder? Me: Ive never ran across any...
- Her bio said āI could never love you as much as I love Oreosā
- Half Way (xpost from r/tinder)
- Ya girl got a cute girls number!!! Canāt wait to see her again š
- Might have been posted before
- ME AND ASIF ARE FRIENDSHIP
- meirl
- Wow sick burn
- Iām not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash
- The definitive best girl
- āfuck feministā -dude whoās sad i would accept a dick pic from him
- Over 40??
- Saw this on Facebook. Local paper.
- College fucks us all
- You Are What You Eat!
- MICHAEL!
- Christmas ācameā early
- Cat text
- NiceGuy back for round 2
- Fight song lyrics
- A while back u/niegilsux posted about this guy asking a girl for her poop. I added the guy and this ensued (part 2)
- Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove
- Senpai never lies.
- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.
- O please no... Not the hang glider
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Might as well share the rare occasion something like this actually happens to me
- There must be a mistake
- Oh no. My feelings. They hurt /s
- Iām bad at openings.
- Cats ā blacks real quick
- Dont forget
- That escalated quickly
- I know the messages are old. But this was rotting at the bottom of my PM list, so I thought Id use it.
- Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she cant drop her off.
- This is so deep, can we have hot gay sex ššššš
- Arigato anon-san
- Her name was Edmary and she wasnāt having it
- Finish your jokes people
- Part 3 the end
- So I shared a twitter post on FB today, and got this message from some dude Iāve only ever met like once or twice. He constantly sends me flirty messages that I try to ignore, but then today out of nowhere I got this.
- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball
- How was I even supposed to respond to this?
- funny quites
- Everyone needs a father like him.
- Starburst š
- Bro did him dirty
- Open up your eyes on how you view sauce
- This lady was fun
- No Zach, why Zach?
- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...
- Donāt know weather this is a complement š¤
- Wait what...
- I have no idea how they even got my number
- Loud sex bad.
- My friend is trying to watch the whole series for the first time before the final season drops. Sheās halfway through season one.
- I think Iāve hit my peak
- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor whoās been in my home many times
- Cowboy Bebop
- Exactly, so itās not rape
- Iām not his granddaughter, but he thinks I am. Also Iām 14...
- Here you go little guy.
- me_irl
- A message my friend received
- Last year I checked my bank account and saw that my mom stole my money, almost $2,000.
- 2meirl4meirl
- me irl
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was āblonde or emoā
- Persistence is key
- A friend of mine sent me this earlier, I have no words.
- Such kids are rare.
- Iām scared
- Every post from this guy, I feel looks I lose another braincell.
- well then
- YOU GUYS. I started getting anxiety attacks at work recently, and my husband suggested that I bring one of my plants to work. This is love yāall šā¤ļø
«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram
- I really wanted to tell that joke, though...
- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes
- Double Tap
- Not really a nice guy but I didnāt kno where else to post this
- Im not even really sure what to say about this one
- She didnāt say much after that
- I think the detector just autocompleted his phase
- Cursed_TextMessage
- [Sans is Ness flashbacks]
- Its very cyclical, actually
- Do you know the Sahara desert?
- Tinder knows
- Is this when I run?
- All energy drained
- Sheās so hot I super liked her and we matched š¤ Her bio said āI love potatoesā
- Casual racism through messenger
- You can literally say anything to some people and they wonāt unmatch you.
- She said she was religious
- Sankakus video loader is so damn slow
- I think she thinks sheās being funny
- Im sorry Humans
- OOPSIE!
- An offer she surely canāt turn down
- Truly emotional scene
- Oh wow! I walked right into that one.
- Name pun that worked
- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.
- We can still dream... [Your Lie in April]
- Am I doing this right?
- Heard you guys like name puns
- Aiming for a 50
- The Leaves, They are a-Changinā
- Me again and for a fact, Tiramisu (an Italian restaurant where I live) is my favorite restaurant š
- You dont need to be an over giver to maintain your relationships. Learn to respect yourself.
- Too many coincidences, Did I just find my wife š¤
- Cursed love
- Jesus we all need sleep
- This is a good one I found
- You took that Well
- We donāt like cats
- This girl was looking for someone to fix her speaker, I offered to do it for free... Hilarity ensues
- How to get a girlfriend off of tinder
- Ah, the life of being a Female on twitter...
- This could mark a new chapter for me
- Some things never change
- Ah I love my neighbour
- Keeps trying even though he fails
- Meeting a new friend for the first time
- I donāt get it
- How to destroy your chances
- Nudes Are Nudes...
- Found this on r/tinder
- Lockdown wonāt keep me from winning
- If only it could happen like this
- Best friend goals
- An old college friend messaged me. I guess I didnt respond properly because she stopped responding š¤£
- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal
- Im more than a number
- āYouāve got hell to pay and Iām the God Damned Devil!!!!ā
- I really thought it was just some joke ...
- Missed opportunity on my part
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- Why does this community have to be so toxic
- Cut a bich
- Am I doing this right?
- āLolā
- Sometimes the shot doesnāt land
- For context, my bio is āI work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.ā
- Brother in law called me āsleezyā for sharing a buzzfeed article about LLR, and calling them corrupt. Btw, my sister told me that she has yet to make a single profit, she āreinvestsā in more stock.
- Give a dog a bone
- I have no bloody clue!
- Nice guy messages me on his alternate fake name account after I reject him on his main. Still have no idea how he found out my car got towed two hours prior.
- My assignment: I cant believe youve done this
- Keep calm and mute chat
- How to shut down a creepy DM 101
- Hehehe
- I thought it was hilarious...
- Wow my dumb rap actually worked
- Genuinely thought Iād made a friend to joke around with and then nope
- She said she wanted to be a magician, I told her wizards were better
- I need you to STFU
- Profile said 18. He wasnt.
- Playing the victim and name-calling, the usual for my mother. And yes, her profile photo is a cartoon Trump holding a baby.
- Daily life of horny weebs
