The Shocking and Heartbreaking Scenes in Kids Shows You Cant Unsee
- I bet starbucks sells it
56 Funny Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Look Twice (New Pics)
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Y U P (mybiggart on Twitter) - @bustle on Instagram
CAT ☆☆☆
(1/2)
- We goin swimming?
No nine tails?
- Normalize femdom
𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔡𝔞𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔩❥
i love my ex
- Gaming setup [OC]
kurapika
- Cops with no leashes
The performative activism from all y’all who claim to be “allies” but then defend cops is disgusting. Remember that Black people do not have the luxury to wait on “reforming” the kkkops with BS faux racial sensitivity trainings that have already been attempted & DON’T FUCKING WORK. “Reforming” the police makes about as much sense as asking “why don’t we give the Nazis some body cams and racial sensitivity training?” “Reforming” the police makes about as much sense as asking Black people to please just hold out a little longer and be murdered “a little slower.” SICK AND TIRED of every single one of you bootlicking cop apologists saying “not all cops” “two wrongs don’t make a right” “this is not the time” or progress “happens slowly” and Black people just need to “wait their turn” for any form of justice. #AbolishthePolice #ACAB #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor #BlackLivesMatter - @muchachafanzine on Instagram
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- Damn neighbors
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क्या आप एक भारतीय डिज़ाइन गीक हो? 𝔸𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕟 𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟 𝕘𝕖𝕖𝕜? 🧑🏾💻 #locallabs #wedesignlocal #indiandesigners #indiangraphicdesign - @roshneed on Instagram
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@iHugYeojin ★
- Wick
Beom Gunwoo icon pfp
- Just make up your mind
Oh sorry Ma’am I forgot my super hero cape at home, but feel free to light up the Bat signal to call my references. Some places are out of line with these “requirements”. 👀 #houstonjobs #workhumor #workplacememes #nope #jobs #work #job #jobmemes #jobseekers #houstonjobseekers #jobsearch #workmeme #workmemes #9to5 #jobsearching #entrylevel #requirements - @houston_jobs on Instagram
Encuentra estos números al fondo del envase! You can find these numbers at the bottom of the pack or bottle! ##nosararecicla #nosara #reciclamos - @nosararecicla on Instagram
PoLiCe?
- “Yer alright, boah”
𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝟑 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘰
Feelin great! via @mytherapistsays - @mashable on Instagram
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UwU
- Hope you like disappointment
𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝟑 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘰
- The new Mac pro..
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Sense or Nonsense? _ _ _ _ _ #portharcourtcentral #portharcourtbabes #naija #portharcourthawties #portharcourtcity #portharcourtslayers #veronicasdaughter #womeninportharcourt #portharcourtmua #portharcourtweddings #uniport #uniportslayers #thatafricanmom #portharcourtwedding #portharcourtfashion #uniportblog #portharcourtsabithetin #portharcourttotheworld #portharcourtinpictures #likeforlikes #explore #followforfollow #likeforfollow #like4likesbackandfollow #portharcourtvendors #riversstate #portharcourtspecials #explorepage #portharcourtslayers #portharcourt - @portharcourtcentral on Instagram
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Pls listen to scientists. You (making tinctures in your living room) are not a scientist . . . . . . . . . . . . #tipyourbartender #hospitalitystrong #independentrestaurantcoalition #independentrestaurants #restaurantindustry #cocktailserver #linecooklife #servermemes #fohmemes #restaurantmemes #serverlifeproblems #serverproblems #bartenderproblems #bohmemes #fohmemes #shiftdrinks #bartenderlifestyle #bottleservicegirls #totalfoodieoverhere - @totalfoodieoverhere on Instagram
Cute butterfly dimple!
- hear me out
ʙᴜᴍ ɢᴇᴏɴ ᴡᴏᴏ & ʏᴇᴏ ᴇᴜɪ ᴊᴜɴ
- MEDIC!
Yeo Eui Joon
- I’m proud to be a Hippie.
Tang tang
{✰} randoms.🩹
- Theyll be playing Goldeneye too
🦋YEO EUI JOON🦋
- Let there be one in every town!
korean aesthetic art
boy x boy m.icons !
- Can we get an if statement?
- Cheer
Word - @kenchurilla on Instagram
- Free 3-month trial
- My wifes favorite ...
- Its true though
- This is your standard paint by number app
- Please donate to our workers
- Noone will ever guess the password
Please encourage the federal government to support Canadian Airlines - @danhall1984 on Instagram
As a Jew, I know how important Yom Kippur is to many people. I would not consider myself religious at all, but I know that this is a time where families come together to experience rich traditions as well as reflect on their actions over the past year. . . For many people, participating in Yom Kippur involves participation in a fast. . . If you have been told by your treatment team, your doctor, or any health care provider that you should not fast, I want to emphasize that you have not failed. You are doing the absolute right thing for yourself and your body. . . It’s easy for me to say you shouldn’t feel shame about this, but I know it’s not that easy. But I want you to know how deserving you are of recovery. . . I also want to tag some of my favourite Jewish professionals in the eating disorder recovery / food freedom space. ❤️✡️ . . @theshirarose @dietitian.rachelgoodman @find.love.at.any.size @adolescent.nutritionist - @binge.recovery.therapist on Instagram
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Can we return 2020 for something wireless? - @planetfitnessca on Instagram
SERDO, weil die richtige Handdesinfektion so einfach sein kann, egal an welchem Ort. #SERDO #desinfektionsmittel #staysafe #handsclean #desinfektion - @serdo.de on Instagram
Keep it going.... comment below!🤣👇(via twitter/henpeckedhal 👍 #ViralDads - @viraldads on Instagram
- NY Times (and many other websites) use an exploit to detect if youre in incognito, then forces you to make an account, and usually give them money.
- me_irl
- Aye well is he?
- why tho
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME Follow @VegasIssues for more! - @vegasissues on Instagram
- Digital Signage
🙆🏼♀️ - @xmemegirlsx on Instagram
- Scumbag Stacy on Facebook
- Big Facts
- Admiring the view
- Me irl
- Republicans don’t care about lives
Partay with the King Dingus - @edgarthecityrat on Instagram
It’s the drinking 3 cups of cold brew a day and still not getting any work done for me.. . . . . . creds (sydneyleemarco) / @bustle - @brewbikecoffee on Instagram
- Computer/Tech Stuff
- Subway Artist Changes 50th St Station To Ruth St For Ruth Bader Ginsburg
- Ummm...sure
- It shall commence on 4/20
- Red bike, phat ass
- [Meme] tHiS TopIC iS HiGh YiElD
- Too wee, too poor, too stupid
- Why do I always end up naked at parties?
A well-needed reminder for something too important too ignore. More via link in bio #scandinavianmind #climateclock - @scandinavian.mind on Instagram
- Im just constantly tearing down and re doing parts of my island, still having fun though!
- Pull yourself up by your Hungarian bootstraps.
- Sucks that you have to type “male”
- Doesn’t make sense
- @jaco_herschel on Instagram
- Saving your life is better than being hit by a car
- Never forget!
- Funny Home Project Fails
😂💨💨 #truth #dadstars - @dabstars2.0 on Instagram
- Why we lost the meme war?
- me_irl
- New York
- @mental_health_therapist_memes on Instagram
- Yesyesyesno
⭐ Just an update from little ol us. In line with the current guidance we are not able to take orders at the bar, but fear not you can still get your bevs! From today (Thursday 24) we will only be taking orders via our text service. To access this please add your mobile number to your account and you will receive a link in the morning of the performance to pre-order your drink to take away or have delivered to your seat. ⭐ . Follow the link in our bio and select Add your number to your account. . . . . . #BridgeTheatre #SafetyGuidlines #TheBridge #LondonTheatreCompany - @_bridgetheatre on Instagram
- Also, does it have to be a Toyota Camry?
- Self destruction or self care
- Blursed_execution
- Jingle jingle
- Where do you see yourself in 15 years?
- Fun facts for the family!
- The Last wish
Feel like you can never go forward without taking steps back? 👇🏽👇🏽 I hate to break it to you. But that is the journey. You may be thinking: 💭 “No matter how hard I work, I always fall backwards.” 💭 “Isn’t going backwards failure?” 💭 “I’m not worthy enough to keep going, look at me.” Babe, it’s okay. You’re right on time. And I would ask you to try and shift the mindset, shift the thought. Try this instead: 💫 “I know I am doing my best, and this is merely another step I have to take in my journey.” 💫 “These are obstacles I am willing and able to face, which will provide me with growth.” 💫 “This journey is hard work, I am doing my best, and each time I am setback, I shift and keep moving forward.” How does that feel? Better right? 🙌🏽 Think of these step backs as a route correction. It may take longer to get where you are going - but man look at the view. It may end up being quicker - and you wouldn’t have known without the shift. Whatever it may be, It’s happening for you, not to you. Make the shift. Continue showing up. It’s all going to be worth it. This is it. - @wellnesswithkacey on Instagram
This just spoke to me! Tag your pack. #powerofthepack 💪 - @shelleyzalis on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- Gotta love when you pay off a collection and your score goes down.
- ten seconds after arriving
- Why not both?
- Relatable teenager posts crushes
Same wavelength here. Tag your favorite coworker. 🍕 - @pieology on Instagram
Popcorn ready! 🍿 💫 @madeinpoortaste - @slaymie on Instagram
- Call me naive, I still get shocked at shit like this. But karmas a bitch...shell get it when she least expects.
- Professionals have standards
- The price of Pie ( x-post from /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)
- Self centered toddlers.
- Av got ma doctor on whatsapp, ken
- I am quarantined af
- Healthcare should be a right
- Black Friday is overrated anyway
- Know how to spot an undercover cop! Knowledge is power!
- HANDICAPPED MEMES STILL ON THE RISE! BUY BUY BUY! But be weary of sharp drop due to normie interference!!
- It really do be like that sometimes...
- Google Create with shortcut URLs
- Advertising
- Nobody can deflect it
- Mission Failed, well get em next time
- SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK.
- I mean they got master hackers there
- I know this Tweet is fictional, but its idea is important. To be pround that we have, and always will be a a part of history!
- Im saving for months to get one hehe
- Use Bitcoin Cash and prevent virus spreading!
- @noideadaddyblog on Instagram
- makes sense
i don’t always tweet, but when i do it’s because i’m fantasizing about a shady montage of trump contradicting himself. #ohnobravo @ohnobravo #debate2020 - @ohnobravo on Instagram
- Adapted the Ubisoft meme
- From Watermelons to Toilet Paper
- I like Conor and I’m rooting for him to win but why do I feel like this is what most of Conor’s fans are like lmao
- Whats wrong with takeout?
- This is so sad
- Joseph Goebbels would be proud
- ohhhh yeaaaah, life is so good
Which - @babajaay on Instagram
- How secure this door is
- Cursed_Doctor
- Aha! I changed the format slightly!
- Now thats intriguing
- We are superior
- Stupid KBW
- right green
- I feel secure
- AI you say?
- Dont worry Dany, relatable af
- GG WebMD
- Taking the term ‘nuclear family’ to a whole new level
- Sorry chef
- Things that magically work but you dont know why are worse then the things that dont work
- This is me
Oh you nasty! - @worstresponders on Instagram
- I was waiting all day!
- Short skirts
- Its only a matter of time! Whose with me?
- If we learn from our mistakes, shouldnt we try to make as many mistakes as possible?
- Bust a flo mang! [OC]
- Fukk the Police
- many downvotes
This is like my second tweet ever — I pretty much never do it! But there’s so much bogus wine advice out there, and the cure is at our fingertips. Go find a local wine shop, and let them get to know your palate, values, priorities, and budget. Wine is not one-size-fits-all, and local wine shops are the already-existing resource to help everyone find their fit. Tag a local wine shop you love! - @janeymaxine on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- The choice is yours?
So, how did the release of RTX 3090 go for you yesterday? 😁 redd.it/iru9g4 - @pcmasterrace_official on Instagram
- People say I’m lying but it’s Trudeau
- Criminal injustice system.
- Assume the position
- Seriously tho
- It’s how it works
- 2020 is going to be hectic!
- This traffic light in Scottsdale, AZ has an elevated button for horse pilots.
- When youre being peed on, look up for the source, not down.
- [MEME] I come from the future to bring you this
- Well shit
Eh, don’t anyhow assume ok? Smh #linkinbio Image via Diaozui Hotline Memes/FB. - @mothershipsg on Instagram
“The most beautiful people I’ve known are those who have known trials, have known struggles, have known loss, and have found their way out of the depths.” - Elizabeth Kübler-Ross - @antonioismuted on Instagram
- Hank would be so proud
Just throw a Dundy at him already (Follow: @janetforklift ) - @janetforklift on Instagram
- 911 Dispatch
Top News: 660 families in seven buildings may lose their homes due to an alignment mismatch of the new Hancock Bridge Read more on #MiddayDigitalTabloid epaper.mid-day.com Start your 30-Day free trial today! #FreeTrial - @middayindia on Instagram
This hits home for me! It’s insane to think about... I can’t even imagine. To know this was once my great grandfather 🇲🇽 in that position of being out in the fields rain or shine. And right now... pandemic or not, these people are out there bending their backs all day picking crops so that we can eat. Their hard work doesn’t receive half the credit they deserve, so I ask you CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO and sign the petition to HELP FIGHT FOR OUR HARD AND ESSENTIAL WORKERS! 💪🏼 - @gisellesotobrows on Instagram
- Sausage supper or pair of earrings?
- @atif_tweets_ on Instagram
- This mobile game doesn’t show how much money the in-app purchases cost
OMG has this happened to anyone else? 👀 - @pinkboutiqueuk on Instagram
Sad but tru - @royalstacksau on Instagram
- Never a truer word spoken
Spooky season is here whether you want it to be or not :P - @descartes_before_the_horse on Instagram
- They were terrible human beings
- So true hahah.
- Hamilton
- Lets laugh !
- Vegas councilman puts face mask wearing in perspective
- all while making minimum wage
- Don’t fall
The honest creative process. I laughed, almost cried, and laughed again because it’s just honestly true. Every creative feels it whether or not they want to admit it, say it out loud, or claim I feel it especially in the wedding world surrounded by all these masterminds and people I think are insanely talented. It’s all our journey, for better or worse! . . . . . . . . . #livingthedream #freelancelife#freelance #risk #dreams #thecreativeprocess #weddingfilmmaker #filmmaker #imnotalone #whoswithme🙋 #artists #collaboration #pain #joy#journey #truth - @loree_videography on Instagram
- Sorry Babe Raid Night Before Date Night
- Oldie but goodie
- Maybe? Doesn’t matter, Star Wars wins either way
- Cyberpunk is now. Thoughts?
- Love that idea...because they love to feel special and get recognized for shit. 😂
- Stelllar Trip #3 - Caffeine
- Extreme 100
Maybe Ill stop calling in sick so much - @credibledrinker on Instagram
- Fear is the most powerful tool!
ICYMI -- the limits for indoor and outdoor gatherings changed this weekend all over Ontario. (And just because you CAN squash 10 people in your living room doesnt mean you SHOULD -- physical distancing rules still apply!) Image from the Ontario Ministry of Health - @mcmasteru on Instagram
- Fail
- Me irl
- Morning meme sesh! Invest!
When she says “put me on my leg” just do it. #balletmoods #balletmemes #balletlife #thestruggle #balletishard #balletdrama #dancememes #balletfunny #funnyballet #balletinspiration #memes #ballet #fullout #balletislife #quarantine #ballerinas - @balletmoods on Instagram
- 6ix9ine snitchy snitch
- You undermined youngling Slayer character
- Let’s do it
- Level 99 Boss rank acquired!
- What the hell are you looking at, Rhonda?
- Honesty is the best policy
- well... I have nothing to say about this...
- Disobedience 100
- Preach, Queen!
- These texts tho lmao
GOALS WE DIDN’T REALIZE WE HAD UNTIL JUST NOW!!! 🤩🤩🤩 - @teachersmeetteachers on Instagram
Dont act like you know me well. ;) - @educating.lives on Instagram
- Happens all the time...
- The first person...
- Coronavirus notice
- Out of office ain’t what it used to be
Interested in a career in the fast moving games industry, with the potential to earn up to £75K at senior level? If so, its not too late to apply! Find out more about our games design courses here: http://ow.ly/EOXk50Bq5IV - @greater_brighton_met on Instagram
- Wildest wholesome flex in the west 💪
- Why can’t the news report actual news?
Are you preparing for a new launch? 🚀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Intro the PR toolkit. This will help you have all assets ready for reaching out to press and keep your PR resources in one place: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🗓 Calendar - your PR & marketing calendar 🎯 Target media list - a list of media outlets you are targeting ✍🏽 Database - where you save all your contacts 📸 Imagery - folder with varying imagery relating to your brand 📖 Lookbook - a PDF with imagery of your collections 📝 Press releases - your press releases & brand bio ✂️ Press clippings - where you save your coverage cuttings ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Would you like to hear more tips like this? 👩🏼💻 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #PR #PRStrategy #FashionCareers #PR101 #StartupAdvice #FashionStartUp #PRTips - @floprlondon on Instagram
- phrase meaning
- I gotta get one of those
- I’m the only person to use my computer smh
- As a guy who is average height, I hate these damn things
Criminal - @peopleforbernie on Instagram
Since everyone jacked the meme I made, might as well post it. 😂😩😂 pic @pablo.rochat meme by @mattalonzo • #mattalonzo #pablorochat #filmmaking #jackingformemes #filmeditor #editorlife #videography - @modern_artists on Instagram
- FPS Training [OC]
- This electronic advertisement at a bus stop crashed
- Don’t get screwed!
- Yes thank you Jerry
- 2meirl4meirl
- Why are there still people like this
- Its a miracle
- The new Normal.
- Gateway To Another Land What it feels like on our side
Hopefully it is remote enough for you. I don’t know it feels remote to me. #workremotely #freetoworkanywhere #natureinspired - @mographmemes on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- 2meirl4meirl
- meirl
- something something workers of the world unite
with our understanding that eco-anxiety is definitely such a huge issue that many communities face, i am not convinced that having such a daunting and scary display of how much time we have left “until our doom” for people to walk past every day, especially low-income people and marginalized communities that are contributing the least to climate change, is the most effective solution. the question that we need to ask ourselves is: “who is this clock actually serving?” the largest contributors to climate change are big corporations, however, they are not the target audience for this display or the ones who will be most impacted by seeing this display. instead, it will be poor people and the communities of color that are currently experiencing environmental injustice. so, whilst i definitely agree with spreading awareness and helping to mitigate the climate crisis in any way we can, i think we already have an issue within the climate community of putting so much pressure, blame, guilt and responsibility onto consumers and actions like these just perpetuate this problem so much more. it makes the climate crisis, which is already a source of eco-anxiety for so many impacted communities, feel so much more hopeless, particularly for those who don’t actually have the resources to be able to make very big tangible change. instead of placing so much responsibility on the consumers to be the ones to “fix” climate change, the funds that went into creating this performative gesture could have instead gone towards initiatives to make climate adaptation more accessible and inclusive or to fight environmental injustice. this is my opinion. i’m curious to know: what are your thoughts? #explore #explorepage #climateweek #climateclock #climatechange #sustainability #sustainable #climateaction #climate #ecofriendly #trending #justice #support #community #marginalized #inclusivity #accessible #newyorkcity - @itsecogal on Instagram
- Its okay when we do it - Cops across the U.S.
- That is definitely what I think their plot is.
- A little rest from WW3 memes
- Meirl
- Thank you! I was wondering if I watched a completely different Tiger King than literally everyone else.
Every week, same story. Hit like if you agree 😂 . . #workfromhome #workfromhomelife #wfh #lockdown #Lockdownlife #lockdownmemes - @insider.in on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- Dems need to hear this in the worst way!
- Defund the police.
- Put the cocaine back or leave it alone
- Credit score is social score!
- Tell Me Youve Never Done This
- Is it just me
Today is Black Women’s Equal Pay Day. That is the day that represents how long into the next year it will take a Black female worker to earn what a typical white male worker earned in 2019. Across all racial and ethnic groups, full-time, year round women’s median earnings were around 82% of men’s median earnings. Equal pay estimates are based on an analysis of wage data from the US Census Bureau’s Current Population Survey dome by the American Association of University Women. #equalpayday #blackwomen #blackwomenequalpayday #whitewomen #pay #wagegap - @bi_graphics on Instagram
- Can Confirm
- Its about damm time
- Please
- Repost but it felt apt
- Impossible to steal you say?
- Right in front of her blind mother
- Curiosities
- Sorry if its a repost, inspirational signs will make it all better
- I Prefer The Real Thing
- Why homework, Because it wastes time
- ayères rock/ayers des rocs
- Why can’t they improve? [OC]
- True that.
- Program Installation
- No no no no no no no ... H a h a h a
We’ve never felt more passionately about a meme 😂🙈 - @momsensenonsense on Instagram
- It’s not wrong!
- EA BAD
- Almost....
- Professor Madlad
- Wait what?
Let’s not kid ourselves: We have WAY bigger issues than pronouns. But when people continuously deny us the basic decency of correctly naming and gendering, those larger conversations are inevitably stalled. - [IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A tweet by bonkey_bong that says, “trans ppl have to spend so much time and energy convincing cis ppl just to use the right pronouns that cis ppl now have this view that pronoun usage is the #1 most important issue for trans people (its not). trust me, its the just bare minimum and many can barely do that.”] - #trans #transgender #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #gender #genderqueer #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #transgirl #transboy #transwoman #transguy #transman #protecttranskids #pronounsmatter - @transgender_together on Instagram
- From each according to their ability
- Coffe is disgusting
- Me_irl
Checking today’s forecast - @tastyreviewz on Instagram
- Yes please
- FUCK. I AM A GIRL.
- #2 forgot the punctuation.
- Thin privilege is turnstiles.
The instructorrrrsss!!! #doyourumble #rumble #rumblerelatable PC: @pablo.rochat - @rumblerelatable_ on Instagram
- Omg someone go help him omg please.
Make sure you’re registered to vote - 66 days and counting (earlier if you’re voting by mail!) #vote2020 - @heylindsaymc on Instagram
- Fucking yanks
- **Giggles**
- Salem townsfolk prepare gallows for convicted witches (1692)
- Soon you will pay the price for your lack of vision..
- programming
- Hey...you gotta minute?
- Fortnite supply drop rework
- Online Shopping [OC]
- You see that u/Thibson34
- 1064
- Is this how MENSA people date?
- Visible confusion
- Get current time: Me vs Google
- “They don’t care if you die, they care if you sue”
