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- Lets get this




- You had one job Mansfield District Council

According to policy Pete, being sick of my job is not a valid reason to call in sick

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- Glad I read this caution label first!




- ሠዘቿክ ነርዘዐዐረ የዘዐፕዐ ዕልሃ ልክዕ ፕዘቿ ዐዪጌ ነጠዐዐፕዘ

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- cursed_best friend


og title: I will not be calling them lolis thank you


- Thats so hot

40+ Hilarious Parenting Memes To Help You Survive Quarantine



- Cursed_extinction

Event Coverage - Goodguys Pleasanton Nationals 2016



- Form before function

40+ Hilarious Parenting Memes To Help You Survive Quarantine



Сегодня утром возле МСЧ 8 был сбит мотоциклист🏍️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #Серпухов #Серпухов24 - @serpukhov_24 on Instagram

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- Florida definitely keeps me entertained. Talk about “shitty execution”

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- Motala Street Art, Johan Karlgren, pixels, 2017


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- Im bouta cry

Hellokitty reaction pic

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- public transport decided to go nuts on my first day going back to work


LMAOO PLEASEE YOU CANT BE TALKING


- Blursed_stainless steel

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Yay! #Friday #geeklife


- Anti-theft wrap for luxury vans


- Commemoration of the dead while delivering Pizzas on the 4th of May @8PM


- Ah yes, the famous nation of Engladn! 🏴


- Dressed up like a present for school, before Christmas.


- Blursed_pockets


- Kunsthandwerk


- Henl project eys


- Chicken and Waffles at the local campus bar


- Blursed_cheesecake


- Smack it when you fuck it 💦


- nothin’ like beef jerky and pop-tarts to cool down on a hot summer day


- cursed_hotdog


- hmmm


- Cursed_bagel


- Anybody have advice for getting a bottle to release a finger? Because tonight has only gotten worse.


- Russian humanitarian aid arriving in Ukraine


- I know it seems light compared to some of the stuff here but still...


Seht ihr nach einer halben Woche auch schon so verschwommen? 🤯 (Foto: Ludwigsfelde_train; Werbung) . . . #bahnlandbayern #bayerischeeisenbahngesellschaft #beg #wirbewegendasbahnlandbayern #bayernfahrplan #bayernticket #zug #bahn #eisenbahn #train #railway #nahverkehr #september #mittwoch #feldmoching #deutschebahn #wochenteiler #wochenmitte #aufindiezweitehälfte #zeitfürdich #ludwigsfeldetrain #unbezahlt - @bahnland_bayern on Instagram


- JJ, when he hears sex nosies coming from Simons tent


- I think this belongs here


- They see me rollin...


- Just noticed this on my new bag of cornstarch. Ha.


- Blursed_poster


- This seatbelt burn in my jacket from a head on collision


- At least I still have crystals, Myself, crystals on toilet paper, 2018


- Blursed_Burger


- The fork that was never cut. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CUTLERY COSTS?


- Continental breakfast, just beautiful. Credits to my friend on Facebook for uploading.


- A peeled watermelon


- Different cook different restaurant than the previous Eggplant.


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- He went full spider verse


- Midibusero trabajando con su cruz encima


- Yay! I got 3 bulbs today and was wondering if anyone had tips? Still new to houseplants and scared to ruin these. From my understanding, I can plant in a pot with a little soil and immediately water? Or am I really far off here?


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- I know that this isn’t really a good thing, but somehow my mayonnaise sandwich has made it onto a YouTube video and I’m very happy and wanted to rant


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- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


- Madlad advertiser.


- You had one job


- Blursed Cake


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- Found under the seat of a used work vehicle.


- Beachside


- I’ve been passing this sign for the past 10 years and whoever ‘designed’ it certainly did a crappy job. The thing is, after all these years am I the only person that’s noticed that glaring typo???


- If Ed Gein owned a bakery


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- Work Flow


- Found a weirdly large backpack in the street


- From that same server lol


- ITAP of my towns mayor


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- Frick yes I 🅱️ould


- Click it or ticket!


- I found these contradictory labels on a Shark vacuum.


- A pizza place is having a contest on Facebook and four free subs are the prize. This is one of the subs you could win.


- This amazing couch.


- Hello! I am the drunken viking, if you comment i will raid your village. Skål!


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- Date night fajitas!


- Cursed_teethbrush


- cursed_cereal killer


- PsBattle: Home depot worker after yellow paint explosion


- Blursed McNugget Dressing


- Worth the £5


- Free brick anyone...


- When you see this and smile, thats when you know you play this game too much haha


- Be the PMA for those around you


- Cursed_roadtrip


- Doors and Windows


- Random stuff in my camera roll day 2


- What kind of sauce?


- sad chonker


- This person lost their tortoise


- Yeah... But... No... Just no...


- Each half sandwhich packed in hard plastic individually


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- Blursed Ad


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- This is how i must protect what’s mine

- cool as fck

- Rattan chairs

- I can relate to this

- cursed_sandwich

- PsBattle: This girls costume

- AWESOMENESS

- Design

- Pissing on a public transport seat

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- To walk!

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Kto wie co jest pod tym siedzeniem? . #wtp_warszawa #wtpwarszawa #warszawa_love #warszawa #warszawskitransportpubliczny #tramway #tramwaje #tramwajewarszawskie #warsawtram #komunikacjamiejska #ztm #ztmwarszawa #warsawpublictransport #konstal105n #konstal #akwarium #105 - @wtp_warszawa on Instagram

- Already went to the Gypsy market.

- [WDYWT] New sneakers arrived today :)

- Blursed breakfast

- Any love for an uncut?

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- cursed_fortune

- Blursed Layers

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- Forbidden black beans

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- Forbidden Tamale

Пожилая смолянка решила перебежать дорогу и попала под машину ⠀ ⠀ В Смоленске под колеса иномарки попала пенсионерка. Женщина решила перебежать дорогу в неположенном месте, но не смогла. ⠀ Очевидцы сообщили, что смолянка решила рискнуть жизнью в районе улицы Кирова, возле дома №27 около 9 часов утра. Водитель Opel не успел среагировать на нарушительницу ПДД, в результате чего и произошло столкновение. ⠀ К счастью, бабушка жива. На место приехали медики, которые планируют ее госпитализировать. - @readovka_smolensk on Instagram

- Porta loo

- Cursed coconut

- Thats bbq sauce, ranch and a block of colby jack, microwaved

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- I cant stop thinking about what the inside of that thing is like

- cursed_rain

- Bikerobats

- @lasfarzouhair on Instagram

#ContainerKing 👑 #containerLOVE #ContainerWorldProject #ContainerFriends #ContainersRulan #containerPHOTOgraphy #ContainersRulan #ContainerWORLD👌 - @bunykr2 on Instagram

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- [No Spoilers] Saitama stole Mumen Rider bike

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- A vintage villain trailer

- Can’t wait to try this bad boi out in August!!! Picked up today from local REI

- Blursed_cereal_killer

- An anonymous person sent me a potato

- carrots, now for only €100.650

- I was cleaning my Grandmas House and found this, 20 year old paper towels, behind her fridge. The company that made these went defunct around 1995.

- My cashew looks like a penis

- When you walk by the mirror in the bathroom and you just gotta take a pic

- Mood

- [Homemade] about to make some soup!

- Hmmmmmm.......Want some sweat bread ?

- April fools

- Was bored in class today so I made the Red Baron as a paper airplane

- Blursed toasty boy

- hmmm

- What do you guys think of my custom auxiliary fuel reserve mod?

- A literal take on crappy design

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- The Fish Chinese Roll from Sri Lanka. The best short-food in the world.

- Years and years of washing has altered the logo on my shirt

- This €5 5-course menu in Goslar, Germany

- Blursed Face mask

- Delicious

- This detergent stain in my laundry room looks like a penis

- CRAM; VERY BERRY: crafting material, can be consumed for plus 70 attack defence and luck

- Its either NYE in NYC or I smell funny.

- hmmm

- Uh huh...

- Swastika Laundry: was founded in 1912

- Slap!

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- I push my fingers in to my eyes... after hearing we’re temporarily delayed

- Se upp! Utländsk mat kan innehålla mycket farliga ingredienser!

- wow

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- Cake & cupcake templates

- hmmm

- I never imagined the Golden Gate Bridge was as bike friendly as it is.

- My wife frequent forgets she is cooking things until the smoke detector reminds her. This is a Liptons Sidekick.

- Forbidden ice cream sandwich

- Can anyone ID this jacket?

- Coming home to you!

- Saw this over in /Trashy

- Why would anyone even do this?!

- Our tire sticker ball... Started in september

- Never mind the

- Forbidden tortilla

- Saw this newspaper lying around at my grandmas one day

- Unsung heroes

- Bike 1 - 0 Bus

- Blursed Pizza

- Hello.

- hmmm

- Blursed hat

- Wow, such a smooth operator.

- COVID-19 Compliance Officer

- hmmm

- [WDYWT] PAPAYA

- I guess his GPS saying turn right into Narrow Street wasnt enough of a clue.

- hmmm

- A message from the other side.

- blursed_nutella

- hmmm

- Everlasting syrup - 100000+ hp 10000 Canada enrgey

- Cause Marketing

- :/ that sucks

- Remember how good Swoops were?

- I really am at a loss of words.

- It’s green tea, not coffee

- PsBattle: Elijah Wood on an electric scooter

- Just dropped a fiver for this Vietnam era MA-1 flight jacket in truly mint condition.

- Just a dude who passed out while rolling a joint on the subway

- Looking somewhere to buy another remove before flight for my Alpha Industries bomber. No clue where my OG tag went....

- Youve all heard of scotch eggs, how about a scotch turkey

- Thanks UPS

- Egg white omelet and bagel with jelly - 220 cal

- The yolks of my eggs formed a duck shape

- @rookeyplayer on Instagram

- My whole wheat bread has a long, random strip of white bread in the bag.

- Blursed Mike

- Blursed CylinderHead

- When youre serious about your beer, you find a way.

- My country’s money looks like bacon after it’s been microwaved

- Why are you doing that?

- I think I found the wizard robe & hat guy. Lets all wish him luck

- blursed_soda_

- Did the trans-lab from NJ. 3500 miles in 8 days.

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- Thanks, I hate bread toilet paper with shit Nutella

- Blursed Fry Pan

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- blursed_pancakes

- Blursed domino

- hmmm

- blursed_cake

- One week of good weather news and theres BBQs on the northern line

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- Forbidden Dutch waffle

- Ahh yes, reality is often disappointing

- No title needed

- Do I really have to explain

- Mash taters

- Blursed_Spiderman

- Couldve done it with an apple pie at least...

- Bunker Bitch

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- White Mountainteering NMD R2s

- HD man

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- L o n g B r e a d

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- Going home from a night shift south east style.

- This skip lorry has a Flickr account

- Portrait in Moscow Underground

- Hi, your local Khornate Blood Banker here, remember you can give PLASMA FOR THE BLOOD GOD too! (If youve had Covid, your antibodies in it can literally save those currently battling it. Please think about those plaguebearers in need!)

- Its a backscratcher and a shoe horn.

- Someone threw away a perfectly intact pizza

- blursed_advertising

- Factory didnt center the text on the stop for this exercise bike - everything else on the bike is

- Blursed Orange

- Breakfast

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- sweet coffee shop B U T T E R B O Y E in the sun

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- From a friend - The Burgerstool

- Non-stop-stick Fry Pan

- This guy from r/roastme

- Daily reminder to wear a helmet

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- Forbidden method of cooking

Dressed like a little stick of butter #stickofbutter - @lianna_pm on Instagram

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- Awesome pic from the Duffel Blog

- Top Down / Aerial / Crotch Shot WAYWT

- cursed i guess?

- Staying at my familys old farmhouse in Tennessee. This is my bf right now. Hes pretty tough, but not when it comes to spiders. (we found a Brown Recluse)

- Found on facebook, yes its from australia

- Brexiteers counterprotesting near Parliament Square

- 1994 Lillehammer Olympics Woolrich Parka for $15

- If that’s not living your dream, then frankly your dream sucks

- cursed_posters

- [WDYWT] With my bros

- WEAR...YOUR...HELMET

- Blursed_Bart

- The expiration date of these hamburger buns was printed on the actual buns themselves instead of their packaging.

- forbidden peanut butter

- Always check before you hem! My partner and I have identical work pants and I hemmed his by mistake 😂😂

- Museum of modern trash

- I failed the toilet paper roll test.

- I too have experienced random bruises

- hmmm

- Doppelgangers on my train.

- Hey, nice couch. I wonder if– OH HELL YES!

- Just a guy wearing a hoodie

- hmmm

- A big Fuck you to anyone who ships sneakers like this

- Winterized messenger bike

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- Kraft Punk, Immortal Champion of Cheddar

- Take it all

- Get Die Drunk Trying Or
