- Well then...
- Gotta love grailed
- I’ve caught it twice already
- Asking price 300. It felt good not replying.
- Breast Cancer
- Nice expose!
- Pupper waiting for a bite of lunch
- I run a action figure review channel and do monthly giveaways, but I get this crap from stupid kids all the time...
- me irl
- Die Telekom ist voll im papierlosen Zeitalter angekommen.
- She was married just a week ago.
- Woof_irl
- I am a fan of Sleep Acne too.
- Mavricks owner brought him in to be euthanized because they didnt want him anymore. We didnt think that was fair, so we gave him a bath and are finding a new home for this good boi!
- Always check for lurker puppers under the table
- My boye taking a rest after a long walk.
- Super liked.
- She started a conversation with me by just saying Lol
- Hey there
- I dont know what happened help
- She was smitten
- I’m thinking that my foster dog, Ziggy, will become my adopted dog very soon here!
- I didnt think i would have to pay because i knew you in school.
- 30 minutes is a quickie with a condom lol
- Youre SO close...
- This pos co-parent
- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor
- I just wanted to sell some Magic cards.
- TLDR : Dont wait for a hospital visit to remember who you care for
- Niceguy needed help finding the counseling building.
- Kathy & swap update. No cursive writing this time, just some emojis.
- It’s incels vs femoids
- Ammi right???
- I went to high school with this person...
- My pupper is ready to get some spreadsheets done
- Is she dumb or what
- Theres a reason why this troll is my best friend :D
- If we’re not leaving the EU then I’m going to go live in the EU!
- On my local newspapers article about a 9yo girl overdosing on oxycodone.
- She just poses whenever we dress her up , even if its very slightly ( sorry took down the other post due to spelling mistakes)
- I met this guy one time in February working as a phlebotomist. Still don’t even remember talking to him
- We did it boys and girls
- Jag får väl acceptera mitt öde...
- [OC] I woke up to a text from two of my players about last nights session
- Don’t tell your young children Santa bought them nice gifts!
- There is something seriously wrong with this guy I’ve tried getting him kicked out of our friend group for behavior like this
- I love my new rackmounts, my wife... not so much....
- Canny trust they East Kilbride yins
- So true! When I go dancing Im always estimating the angular velocity necessary to do a turn
- Buzzfeed Funny
- No amount of messages will make me want to help you jerk it to me
- Good girl is goin on a journey
- Face ride
- Feed me hooman
- Sometimes you gotta think on your feet
- Seeing other people
- Its all about the long game
- this is just plain sad
- BABY WE DIT IT!!! I will be representing Reddit MMA and cornering Mike Perry when he faces Robbie Lawler at UFC 255 💪 Mike has already been instructed about throwing sand for confusing opponents. We’ll be ready for November 21st
- Playing the victim and name-calling, the usual for my mother. And yes, her profile photo is a cartoon Trump holding a baby.
- Harry Potter Love
- Wrong Ice dude... An Annual Tradition!
- 25 y/o with shitty attitude gets fired and calls his former boss (with a job and a drug habit that he kicked 10 years ago) a loser.
- It shits me when I take time out of my day to be available for people like this
- Comment was I dont care what the report says, I dont believe it because common sense says otherwise other poster wasnt having it.
- My hybrid turned 8 today......still a total bitch.
- Response I made to TYTs video about Gillette, love the irony.
- Always read before you forward anything!
- Does this belong here? I just found it on my post.
- Sugar Babies can ween your baby, sugar!
- These creatures are in every Facebook thread when a child unexpectedly dies. They’re vultures. If you see them rip them apart.
Repost from @eastbayresistance @bourbonhighway SHOULD HE VERY ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES! They establishment is very racist! ———— I can 100% confirm that BH is a racist establishment. If any POC were to enter, they would be mercilessly hounded by security, targeted and “kicked out” for wearing sports wear/jerseys (you can see old reviews regarding this on Yelp). Jeff Dudum (he is majority owner— he also owns Rooftop, Coffee Shop, Maria Maria) would instruct security to “get them out” because he “didn’t want any trouble.” The other girl was “forced out” and written off the schedule for “behavioral issues” and I resigned due to it being a toxic work environment. Justin and Jeff would always allow WCPD off duty officers to use the back door/employee entrance to skip the line. They got free drinks and food and in exchange the bar was never penalized for the countless altercations that occurred during and after business hours. This place should have had their liquor license stripped YEARS ago. BH is vehemently racist and toxic. This is just the tip of the iceberg... the rest goes into labor law violations, sexual harassment, etc. I believe both of these individuals need to be held accountable for their part in spreading racism and hatred, and for their complete disregard for human rights. This place needs to be shut down. From someone who was abused and hurt by this establishment, THANK YOU for spreading awareness on just how fucking awful this bar is. Justin Ferrara’s cell is 925-705-1595. Jeff Dudum’s personal email is f555@me.com. - @6forced2strike on Instagram
- Ja den här logiken kan man inte argumentera med.
- NOOOOOO MY FRIEND WHO I HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS HAS FALLEN!
- When people do this
- If you’re not going to bring it, don’t come.
- Your boobs are much hot
- Heckin muddy nose to boop
- Don’t know weather this is a complement 🤔
- I am pleased to hear you acknowledge me as a strong male buck.
- When people share crap without actually reading the post.
- [Legit] That food is giving me flagellants that will wake the Dead.
- Not sure I’ll be going on a date with this boy
- I didn’t know I had multicultural body parts
- My dog is afraid of the rain so my boyfriend tried making him a raincoat
- Creative thinking challenge
- am i being too mean?
- Nudes Are Nudes...
- Can anyone decipher wtf is trying to be said here?
- Was looking for a George Foreman recipe and ended up with TMI
- By popular request...and still not getting the message
- You gotta be born with the hatchet and juggalo face
- Heres another from 2011. My psycho step-mom stalking me and such when I just turned 18. Context in comments.
- Is it even a date if no one dies at the end?
- My mom texted me this. Cross outs are my name for privacy.
- Tinder + Woosh = Lame Conversation
- When your friends are desperate for Instagram likes...
- “So all I smell is warm dog” -My Mom
- being told off by someone on tinder in the form of a pick up line
- Basketball gift
- I guess she wasn’t interested
- Taken from r/MGTOW
- When youre so woke that you start denying basic biology
- Curb stomp
- In my darkest hour a year ago, band Papa Roach made a 19 year old dream come true for me.
- Probably need a chiropractor after this one
- Whoa holy run on sentence rant
- Best friend goals
- Fwd:THE GOOD TIMES
- that’s gonna be a yikes from me
- Then why even message me??
- My freedom trumps 150 million deaths
- Hey is this Hannah?
- And the broken english is only making it worse
- My names not even Karen.
- This guy on tinder
- Guys + Emojis = Stage five clinger ***CONTINUED***
- God forbid your children having a healthy weight
- Have you done lesbo?
- Uh- what a dodgy url. Is this another one people are seeing?
- 15 year old chocolate boi gets a sudsy bath
- old photo but i still love it
- Woof irl
- Piece of shit owner. Fuck this industry in the mouth.
- When your parents try to send a group text and it autofills one of their kid’s old numbers (which is deleted out of their phone) and now you have an angry stranger to deal with. Not that I blame the stranger, or the parents because they deleted the number.
- Maaannnn, a friend of mine reposted this on her Instastory (she is not OP, but still). I knew she was an oils person, but I didnt think she was antivax. This post gets more and more deluded as you go. Im just so disappointed.
- Even though she is 11 currently she is and always will be my first puppy.
- I’m terrified
- He owes me £100.
- So I shared a twitter post on FB today, and got this message from some dude I’ve only ever met like once or twice. He constantly sends me flirty messages that I try to ignore, but then today out of nowhere I got this.
- Whoopsie, my mate sent that
- I mean... he’s got a point
- All the hard work is paying off for Gman!
- Someone who claims she is anorexic gets called out by someone who actually struggled with it.
- I dont think theyre joking...
- Lookin Snazzy
- Hacker voice: “I’m in”
- This is a first for me. I’m not nearly that cute
- Where Did I Go Wrong?
- This man has been going to Planned Parenthood and taking pictures of the people entering and their license plates in order to go to their homes and educate them. It doesnt seem to be going the way he planned
- My aunt-in-law explaining why mask-wearing is pointless 🙃
- My mum has been getting into UFC lately. Never thought Id have a discussion like this with her.
- Reddit, meet Pearson
- I got this gem in my inbox last night. Im not even mad, I finally have something worth posting. I should have told him I was on my 4th cookie when I sent my response. (His dating profile is on the left.)
- Animal/Pet Humour
- As a contrast to all the toxic players that get popular on this sub, look at this message I received after a match from a random teammate who I revived and dropped one of my guns for. It’s the little things like this that make me smile :’)
- The importance between then and than.
- New guy just sent me this, and I figured you guys would appreciate it just as much as I did.
- Crosspost
- Olaf got in trouble this afternoon. At least he has the grace to look ashamed.
- My mom has a severe gambling addiction. She lost her lottery tickets, asked me for money and I said no. (After I gave her almost 200 dollars a week ago) Then she accuses me of stealing...
- 2meirl4meirl
- Thought this belonged here as well.
- His face 😳
- When the Coronavirus didnt work they tried murder hornets. When that didnt work they tried the fake Floyd killing!
- 6 months for a response
- Joining one of those trust your gut mama FB groups is starting to pay off
- “fuck feminist” -dude who’s sad i would accept a dick pic from him
- Dont do this to me, Muppet....
- I’ve recently broken up with an unbelievably jealous woman who is obsessed with if I have “Moved on” and “Gotten over her” (I have.) This was our last conversation before I blocked her.
- Found in the comment section of an article about a recently confirmed case. Who knew your smart meter could give you corona virus?
- Got that recipe heat on Grailed
- He tried but he failed...
- Maybe not super trashy, but still trashy.
- This burn
- BLM and White Nationalists are one in the same
- What happens when my aunt asks me to dogsit
- She’s one happy girl this Christmas
- Oh you know men,always snaping and killing people
- licks it
- I was put on this earth to do two things...
- I took some advice that were given after posting the conversation I had with a tiktok “influencer” yesterday. This is what the first person I made the offer to said.
- These poor kids are going to get picked on for ages
- Celebrated the adoption of my dog with a day at the dog park!
- Ohh its real pala
- Left for the weekend and came back home to his smiling face
- My “unlimited” data plan from AT&T
- Dont try too hard
- *turns away blushing*
- Is this legit? I have never got such message before and they are asking for screenshot which makes me think something is not right
- Blursed group chat
- To be fair, she’s not even a real gamer
- Meet Silvia car model pup
- Ah, I cant believe it worked. I dont understand women.
- It just kept getting wilder and wilder. I think i matched with an incel in the making
- Didn’t love entropion surgery, but seems to like the look of the ecollar.
- Thank a Slodier
- Keeps trying even though he fails
- This dating app match probably isn’t going to go anywhere
- Wish I was this smooth IRL
- When your ex hear youre doing better without him
- Keep it classy lads
Thanks for the support! 😊❤️ #kkchefsg - @kkchefsg on Instagram
- An offer she surely can’t turn down
- Someone has been buying shit using my card and Amazon isnt able to even help...
- We were only gone for 5 minutes
- Whenever my friends send me memes through Instagram and Im not following them
- Response to a post I shared about how the Friend Zone doesnt exist.
- Just helping.
- Adopt Me Please!!
- Took the advice of some of you guys and asked **** not to give out my number
- Nice gay!
- ARIZONA Adopt/Foster/Sponsor ME!
- Did we just invent subtext on chat ?
- I made a new friend today. Meet Jake
- 186. Tested. For certain
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- Dude gets a new phone number after I blocked his first one.
- This dog has the worst name I ever heard
- You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
- Always block your exes on Instagram, ladies.
- Hey
- Why do dudes feel the need to mention their height
- Nobody wants to pay a bare minimum of 250 dollars in gifts to go to a wedding
- Almost too easy
- “You dont know anything about her and is not on you to determine that”
- r/ChoosingBeggars o su versión mexicana r/LimosneroYConGarrote
- The girl im seeing sent me this lol
- Guess shes going up above...
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- Yikes
- Im pretty sure he isnt working on a report on the differences in the anatomy of women...
- Better have your full zodiac chart handy if you want that housing
- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.
- i dont think she likes my humor
- One of us in the wild
- Dating apps are truly a blessing
- I guess that was a no
- Poor hunter mains
- My attempt to buy something on Facebook marketplace.
- My friend didn’t like one of my pictures and my girlfriend took it as a personal attack on her because obviously this means that all my friends hate her. I told my friend she was upset about it and this was my girlfriend’s reaction on finding out I told her.
- me_irl
- *tilts heads confusingly, making a uwu face*
- Confusion is the new seduction.
- Absolute scumbag sells her friends dog. Who would do that??
- Friend just broke up with her boyfriend. This guy didnt waste any time, and definitely brought his A game.
- A wonderful love story... Not really sure where else to even post this
- Get a man who always looks at you like this
- To win her over
- Boy quotes
- Porra, JOSE (que não sou eu, aliás)
- Wow my dumb rap actually worked
- I still dont understand..
- Text from my trashy Uber driver
«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram
- I do what I want.
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- A message my friend received
- My (extremely people-shy) dog has been at the vet overnight since Tuesday for some non-emergency neuro testing. I missed her and asked if they could send me a photo of how she was doing...
- Found this over at r/tinder. What’s updog?
- Guys it’s okay to be under 6 feet
- Since you all in her phone
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
- super nice and understanding at first, but I didnt reply fast enough..
- Douchey dude tries to insult a woman and accidentally compliments her instead. Dear lord, I love it so much.
- Cant believe this actually worked.
- Trying to get support: the You are received food
- E X C A V A T I O N B O Y E does a heckin drugbust
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- This is just getting sad....
Still tryna process this rn 😪. First artist I’ve ever dropped a song with and it changed my life. One of the most genuine, no matter how successful he was always humble. Thank you for everything @houdini #LLHou 🕊💔🎩 - @lesean__ on Instagram
- These copy-paste posts on ig. For goodness sake they spelled Instagram wrong!
- Karen doesn’t care about the first female coach in the Super Bowl
- Nice guy tracks down a girl from tinder and shows up at work, doesn’t understand why that’s creepy. Was upset for being left on read.
- Oh wow! I walked right into that one.
- Boys I found the one and I’m keeping her for myself
- Damn Daniel
- Just some wholesome conversation c:
- Sometimes the shot doesn’t land
- Part 2 to my previous post
- Had a great Idea tonight. Happy New Years!
- Not being disrepectful
Wanted to share this text a fan sent me to let fans of whatever fandom that YOUR happiness is what makes your favorite artist happy. YOUR happiness comes first. Remember that. 팬 여러분의 행복이 여러분이 좋아하는 아티스트의 행복이 됩니다. 당신의 행복이 우선인 걸 잊지 마세요. 🙏🏻 When you need someone to hear you out, text me at (213) 444-5416 - @blobyblo on Instagram
- Oh what joy, my day was good, till i met this person
- I’m not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash
- OOPSIE!
- You can literally say anything to some people and they won’t unmatch you.
- Extreme lowballers
- I like where this is going
- Genuinely thought I’d made a friend to joke around with and then nope
- I had watched only one Ted Talk before and had to go through a couple to get the basic outline.
- This isn’t how you get votes
- The murdered posted this online...
- after i move out, parents send me 7 days worth of medication so that i’ll have to see them again and refuse to give me back a car i paid for. “im sorry you feel this way.” (excuse bad cropping)
- WTF is wrong with people?
- Found this on r/tinder
- Why does this community have to be so toxic
- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...
- CLIS still on track to release this month...PR wont be until it actually gets released...
- I hope someone turned her in.
- An old friend contacted me. We met on Project Pokemon. Man those were the good ol days.
- I dont have a job and cant afford things. I should get a second dog! (posts over 4 days)
- Usually they unmatch me by now, I don’t know what to do next
- With a small crew, weve been crosstraining cooks to work FOH. A week ago one of our favorite servers said shed train in the kitchen if it meant a chance to come back.
- Gotta love competent workers
- Thanks, I hate survival.
- He ate forbidden cotton candy
- Moving is hard
- Found this screenshot looking through tumblr, honestly Ive never ran into a nice guy
