- So crisp!
- Twin Peaks (1990)
- I actually laughed at this one
- Seems kind of cruel tbh
- I dont want to face the embarrassment of being at her place, looking for work, alone, like any other day. I dont want her to know how Ive failed socially.
- Im just not interested
- What ive learnt as a student going into overdraft..
- Its the best sex.
- Math 101 escapes the US government: always compare apples to apples.
- Basement
- Talladega Nights
- I rarely get a laugh out of facebook memes.
- Good shows will do the heavy lifting
- Most are low-effort crap anyway
- Send cookies
- Click Click Click
- When Im reading an article and a huge box opens up and covers half of what Im in the middle of reading, asking for feedback.
- Was the electrician from Australia?
- Me and my girlfriend broke up so I no longer needed a walk-in closet, coming soon..
- No If, And, or Butts about it
- Friday!
Tag your BFF who is your Dionne to your Cher 👯♀️ - @cluelessthemovie on Instagram
- Ok cool
- Im sorry, reddit, but Im just a lazy person
- Ive really started to hate my job so I decided to play a little game at work
- College Confession
- The paint job on this doorstop
- Im not defending well-done steak, Im simply saying there are far better ways to prepare pork belly than cremating thin slices of it.
- These are all off.
- Did you know
- I guess I have to buy another one now
- It happens every time.
- Animals
- Made this one myself
- Sad meme
- Forbidden Hairspray
- hmmm
- What a friendly bigot!
- Was excited to find an outlet next to a chair in the airport, until I found out it was just a sticker...
- This poor, poor girl at the gym
- I am probably a terrible person but she complains about everything and this would just take it to a whole other level
- Waiting meme
- Nurse Love
- I mean, I dont want to catch it... But....
- Honestly this should be the easiest thing in the world. I have no idea why it gives me so much trouble.
- Another adobe update...
- Because one dick move deserves another
- Hand Vacuum
- Just hung the sign for my wife’s bitrhday.
- Cant use the top two outlets
- Andy and April
- E.U. And Swiss power plugs don’t quite match up (eu is what im trying to plug in)
- DONT EAT OR YOU TURN GAY 🦃 🌈
- Former smokers, dont make the same mistake i made
- hmmm
- I’m at a friends house and I have social anxiety
- That feeling when this happens
- One of the perks of working in the IT department
- While in attendance, I dropped this one.
- Being a math teacher is exhausting but it has its perks!
- I didnt think cashier work would involve moral dilemmas...
- A burned out Friday..
- This entire panel of blank, useless buttons at my hotel.
- I present the outlets at my school.
- My chickens laid a mini egg (milk bottle lid for reference)
- Been looking for silverware to match my 60s house theme. $3.50 for all of it! Found a few knives a while back also to include.
- Always a step ahead
- Its all in how you interpret it.
- Its always right where I left it
- The way my dishwasher cleaned this spatula
- Yeah, Thatd be great.
- SMH (suck my hdick)
- Just trying to make his job a little easier you know?
- humor
- This happened at a job interview this morning
- The other half is full blown rage
- My girlfriends hair/eye accessories are really stoked.
- I asked my 89 year old grandfather for some life advice. He delivered.
- Avoid a senseless tragedy.
- I Hate Having To Remind These Fucks
- My mom does this in nearly every store.
- In my defense, I start coughing when I smell the smoke coming out of it.
- Everyone loves Friday, Saturday and Sunday while I can do more Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
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- Best archer quotes
- Messed up lights
- Tried pulling out the plug and this happened
- DUKE B-ball
- Found these forks at a Chinese restaurant with one smaller prong.
- This one blue light at my dad’s workplace.
- Too young to be cool?
- BEYOND {beige}
- EDIT: I shidded 😳
- They just stick to your tongue.
- Not sure what Reddit changed but its already happened to me three times today
- Watching tv back at your parent’s house.
- Its the only thing thats keeping me going...
- It could have been both, I dunno.
- Small victories are victories too
- Found these asswhipes behind a sonic
- My review of the Silisponge
- Sarcastic E-cards
- I feel a little bad.
- Because of the reflection, this can looks half empty.
- I guess theres always next year?
- Some advice passed to me by an experienced sailor a while ago, which was passed down to him a while before that. He says its helped his leadership.
- Honestly everyone wins.
- After somehow missing my cakeday two years in a row
- Im at the doctor and even the power outlet doesnt feel well
- I licked it, so its mine now
- The Poor Planning Of This Light Switch Placement
- The first time a girl looked at me at all in three years
- The power outlets in Faroe Islands are the happiest ones I’ve seen
Thanks Hank! - @boydwelding on Instagram
A little JPE #ThrowbackThursday This past weekend marked ✋ YEARS since Ben and Laura, our co-founders, moved Jonas Paul Eyewear out of the basement of their home and into JPE’s first leased space! To say weve come a long way since those couple of desks is an understatement 😉 We are always so humbly grateful to you, our customers and tribe, for walking with us in this journey and helping us get to where we are today! Swipe to see our celebration earlier this week 🎉 - @jonaspauleyewear on Instagram
- Every Single Year
- Cannabis Comedy
- The owners of the RV park that pissed me off were eventually forced to sell after I reported them to the Texas P.U.C. for illegally selling electricity.
- This danish plug at my school
- Bitchy Quotes
- But why?
- The coloring on this centipede looks like metal
- I am going to lose my mind someday
- I dunno why...I guess since I was the only non-white in the room they needed my approval?
- Im gonna slow down just in case..
- Need help now
- I never saw him in class again after this. I cant stress enough how gangster he was.
- I ordered this ridiculous iPhone cable on Amazon after not reading the description carefully enough
- MRW I heard Snowden blasted integrity of Putins election in Russia
- Midterms and Finals
#FunnyFriday #HappyFriday #HesterPainting - @hesterpaintingdecorating on Instagram
- My day off of work
- We were looking right at each other...
- Causes so much anxiety every day
- Coaches be like
- The best feeling
- I could not be more supportive of her choices
- A sound guy I know just posted this on FB.
- to the guy whose sister let her dog out to die in the cold after christmas...
- MemesBams
- Vape Memes
- My friends are graduating college today
- Currently on backorder
- We can have a special day too, right?
- Not sure if this would still work, but I used to do it when Redbox was relatively new about 10 years ago
- Was at school and saw this in the class wall outside of a class room
- Its the little things during the weight loss process
- It just makes me that much more depressed that I dont
- I put my remote control in the washing machine
- This slightly off center salt shaker
- wtf???? hes supposed to be a spong not soup! im VERY upset now
- The smell is great too
- It almost worries me how well it works
- I thought they taught this in drivers ed
- Soooooo proud of these!! Interlocking dots!
- Everyone in my country must now stay home for the next four weeks
- Brothers
- The light switches in my house
- Jodi Sweetin has got me
- Had a great workout, went to our favorite pizza place with my fiancée and just woke up from a nap.
- Send help this isn’t very epic
- I got some brush guards and they’re amazing to use after washing brushes to keep their shape. This actually fixed my brushes
- SW 329: Can anyone find rails, lights, or lasers for this?
- This outlet on a staircase
- Funny Drinking Memes
- Husband and I are quiet people.
- THOSE DEADLY NIGHTFALL PROCS
- The perfect X on this huge black pitted olive.
- I just accepted, knowing that I will lead all to ruin as the procrastinator I am
- The worst item to move in the 90s has been phased out.
- I had the top pair of orthotic inserts for over 5 years. After a rough estimate, turns out I walked over 9,000 mile with those orthotics on.
- This bracket that looks like its sad to be part of a crappy Ikea bed frame
- Amanda Gail
- Hungover Dad = Fewer Father’s Day favor requests.
- Tenants in my apartments arent allowed pets, but my neighbors have a tiny yappy dog that craps on the driveway constantly
- She has been letting herself go over the last year...
- Im 30 going on 60
- Got a single this year...
- Sometimes I feel bad.
- A few heavenly moments every 6-8weeks
- This shit
- I guess I dont deal with stress very well, obviously.
- The best part about election season being over
- 18 Good Reasons Why Priced Items Boost Garage Sale Profit
- Been at it for just over a year now. How am I doing?
- I cant be the only IT person who does this...
- This “port” on the ceiling of my classroom looks surprised to see me.
- Sharing is caring unless you dont
- My sister can be impulsive at times. I never thought I would find out about it this way.
- arrow
- My neighbor works a lot and is always in pain because of a car accident. I take him home cooked food once a week and he has told everyone in our neighborhood Im such a nice person. Now I feel kinda bad.
- E-Card Memes
- These tiles
- Its not fun when you take your son shopping with you . Especially when he thinks no one understands our language
- I want to die every single time I see this
- me_irl
- Retail problems
- Blursed_bang
- I know it’s not cooking related but it still fits here
- And on a weekday no less.
- When she says size doesn’t matter.
- Why bother put them in shakers if I have to remove the lid to get the salt/pepper?!
- Funny
- I feel no remorse..he had it coming
- The day before our first calculus midterm...
- Why
- These sockets at my school
- Happy Valentine’s Day wifey.
- I hate the bubbles
- Everyone plays video games to feel like a badass
- Call Center Humor
- I caddy and was tipped a Scotty Cameron putter
- This subreddit today lol
- Dennis Leary comes to mind when someone brings up the weather during the summer
- Cross Country Memes
- They might be fun to use, but youre shit out of luck if they break
- christmas meme
- 19/m/ keychain set up
- My hoop dreams will never die thanks to this waste basket from Goodwill
- Sorry pets but youll just have to run around in the backyard
- I repainted my office today. Now it looks like this outlet has 5 oclock shadow.
- Made in Germany
- - Tomorrow
- So dank wow
- Ikea gave me a screw they forgot to cut threads on.
- Blursed Snack
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- She always says everything is good at home during conversation
- Another funny reason to not PMO
- Uhh.. You are going to live where?
- Sometimes I just pretend like nobody is home
- My hospital just reset the age default to zero which now requires me to document in separate windows the pregnancy, drug, alcohol and tobacco use status for infants, babies and children.
- How does this happen. Literally the third time using it. Probably the most annoying thing possible for a eraser.
- I get fooled everytime...
- Knee Slapper
You may have seen on our story within the last few days, as we have new members this semester! Nicole Lallier has been with us since the start of this Spring semester, but since our auditions we are excited to formally announce we’ve taken two new members: Kyle Johnson and Dan Geisler! All three hatchlings have been doing phenomenally well in picking up our music and jumping into all this halfway through the year and we appreciate everyone that auditioned for us this semester! We’re all so excited to see you at our first concert on February 28th @ 7:30pm in Wadsworth Auditorium! 🎶 📸: @isaiah.kelly - @exit8geneseo on Instagram
- Basic Humor
- Killing Stalking manga
- I cut this super glue out of its plastic container (US) and found a Russian variety
- My wonderful boyfriend put up nail polish shelves on my walls for me. Now I need more polish to fill them :) The whole project cost maybe 5 bucks, too!
- To the guy whos stuff got stolen at the gym for the 2nd time this year
- It feels so good
- 24 years later I just learned...
- Lupus
- Whenever I explain Finnish public education system to foreigners they look at me with this look
- What size fuse is this? I ordered some off amazon but they are too big, any brand recommendations too?
- Like come on! These things look amazing
- Tool Sale
- Always the case.
- Entire computer and security system relies on that plug, we can’t unplug it to fix this
- Look at that hungry little bastard. He is back and hungrier than ever
- Cant be unheard.
- Even if Im 19, every time I go to the lake
- Its a great start to a relaxing weekend.
- .50 cents each 👓👓
- My roommate is a psychopath
- I work as a Janitor & after weeks of complaining, I finally got my revenge...
- As a Zerg main after the Blizzcon Playoffs
- My thoughts about TU6.
- My professor messed up. Ive been holding true so far.
- (In)Sane Sims
- I got cut off by a car covered in anti-abortion bumper stickers careening in and out of traffic.
- Mr. Kitty hates it, but my ice-toes are too happy to care.
- Just noticed this after more than a year
- My coworker ladies & gentleman... Good luck with that pal....
- Married With Children
- Color Guard
- Nature is also my deep dark secret
- Shitty drivers of the world, please figure this out.
- Blursed_switch
- me_irl
- YouTube and its persistent annoyances
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- I really hope they were too drunk to remember
- Its kind of creepy how much Im enjoying this...
- The worst part about being visually impaired
- Last time we made plans, she was so late that it threw off my schedule for the rest of the day.
- To the guy who told me to get a grip in Home Depot for wearing a mask when my wife has underlying conditions:
- God I am so awkward.
- Best Work Quotes
- Were running with less than half the crew, and I dont even have anyone to give me a task right now.
- Hodgkins Lymphoma
- A humble confession.
- Today we hit a massive milestone. 2051 face shields and 726 ear relievers in 2 weeks!
- Nursing Humor
- I shot a nerf dart and it wedged itself into the crevice in between my door and the frame (not very interesting, but I though it was neat)
- Funnies !
- 4 old wedges showing my progression as a player
- Im a bit of a mix sometimes
- I love cleaning battery acid. I bring broken electronics back to life by cleaning the battery area with vinegar. I get non-working toys from second hand stores, repair, then give them as gifts.
- Im past deadline on a project because I spend too much time with you schmucks.
No need to worry about cheaters when you play trivia tonight at @duffysmvp. You use your phone to record your answers, not look up the answers. The quicker you respond, the more points you get! #playtastytrivia - @tasty_trivia on Instagram
- This is why I make my sister buy separate toothpaste.
- American Dad
- Home is where you can poop most comfortably
- Brand new bar of soap. New deodorant. Fresh haircut. Bed sheets were washed and I made a fresh bed. Laundry folded versus a pile on my dryer. This is how I need to start every morning.
- My freshman roommate
- Today is not gonna be a good day
- My girlfriends outlets at her apartment, I cant look at it too long without getting irritated
- This backwards earplug
