- This is what I got from my mini wheats box
- Homegrown lemon balm tea!
- I wanted to soak walnuts overnight but my dumbass ended putting it on the freezer
- Who does this to the toilet roll?
- Instead of saying not oven safe this container says not ovenable)
- Watered our tree overnight and woke up to see it had frozen over
- Small, staggered bumps all over the print. Ideas?
- I present to you.... 6 individually packaged upper intake manifold seals. Good job Chrysler 👍🏻
- When your toilet paper is misaligned and doesnt tear properly
- Never knew it comes in a bag
- Every time
- The toilet paper at the hotel I’m in...
- This is what I get for trying to snack healthy.
- This napkin dispenser is impossible to get a whole napkin out of.
- When this happens..
- A ghost spoon appeared when I was soaking my saucepan after mashed potatoes
- These little guys are delicious and actually taste like regular tortillas. 35 calories a piece!
- Where the fuck is this asshole math coming from now
- The underwear I ordered from Amazon came in a resealable bag.
- This water mark left by my glass looks like Earth
- Indomie cups come with a small fork
- Someone put a glossy ad under my wiper while I was at work. It was raining.
- Its the little things that keep us going...
- Travel Preparation
- One of my breakfast cooks doesnt like Chefs recipe. Nate is our Chef.
- It was so humid that it snowed in my freezer.
- My wife just Ubereats all this food then passed out drunk and won’t wake up.
- Eugene Cernans left glove, worn on the lunar surface during Apollo 17. It is still coated in moon dust.
- My school could afford $6000000 worth of renovations but they can’t afford toilet paper that I can’t see through
- Apparently my freezer continues to make ice without the ice tray in place.
- My “family-oriented” company provided thanksgiving dinner since they couldn’t bother to let us go home.
- Forbidden parmesan
- Anyone tell me what I have? I know the bigger one has to wait until 2020. Also, how do I brew these?? Thanks!!
- Why this wrap is automatic, its systematic, its hydromatic!
- Towel? Hardly a cheese cloth.
- Why? Just why?
- Consumer protection-How to most effectively protect the product from the consumer
- Happy Cinco de Mayo
- These petrol station gloves(?) are not my size.
- After two weeks of traveling this is my junk mail. I have called, emailed, and mailed each of these companies to get off their mailing list to no avail.
- “Hey, I brought my own container, can you put it in here?” “Sure!” 🤦♀️
- They like, and they also like!?
- Lindor wrappers are made of regular colored tin foil layered underneath tinted plastic.
- My customers are too wonderful to me! Nothing like bags if free Legos!
- This coffee carafe was made in West Germany
- Started at 5....3.5 hours later...
- Only 10 K Cups were included in the box, when it obviously can fit 12.
- My sister is home from college over the summer. This is how she leaves her egg shells.
- When I opened my washer the towel was stretched across
- The barcode on this Kabuto Noodles pot
- Murphy makes no apologies
- Help! What company ships yarn in this type of bag?
- This is the third time!
- Stupid Birds...
- Are these blueberry plants revivable? 75% off at Lowe’s
- My dogs bladder stones removed today
- Our paper towel roll has an additional inch miss-cut at the top
- My first attempt at making sushi. It looks fucked but tasted like normal sushi
- Your freezers too small for ice cream they said..
- Every. Single. Time.
- With a bit of sweet talking yesterday, I managed to get a few free lbs of Biofumigant Oriental Mustard (Brassica juncea). When chopped up and tilled into the soil it kills nematodes and pathogenic soil fungi.
- This tissue paper came out of the box with 3 sheets stuck together. Normal tissue for scale.
- The underside of this lunch box looks like a face
- When kitchen staff runs out if duct tape
- Science experiments growing in someones dish in my offices communal kitchen.
- my friend cut the end off a ziplock bag of cheeses man....
- One of my “fuzzy sticks” wasn’t fuzzy
- I opened this really old ream of typewriter paper and got to see the paper in its (almost) original form.
- Trans fluid from 2012 Toyota RAV4 4-cyl 80k miles. Time for a flush?
- One of the Charmin TP rolls in this pack I just bought is not like the others
- How the sun bleached the back of my curtain
YAAAAAAS do you realize espresso is JUST ANOTHER BREW METHOD ? YAAAAASS IT IS. can prove this by simply theowing@ skme@ coffee into the EK and grinding it at a setting more appropriate for a pour over than an espresso (start with a 16) then pull the shot till you have a@ yield of 200 grams, youre in the cut and itll@taste just like a pour over! JUST. a brew method. - @tim_wendelblow on Instagram
- Someone in our office made this to tell when coffee was last made.
- Forbidden Alka seltzer
- My work downgraded to this shitty quality toilet paper.
- Cannot recommend this rice enough: 15 cals per serving, tastes so close to rice, and so much better than any other shiratki product Ive tried. Found at Safeway in Asian section.
- The “brownie” my mom made with coconut flour instead of regular flour🙄
- Why advertise this, so it’s 70% uncertified and unsustainable?
- this sardines box has no good way to open it without this happening
- Need i say more?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death....😩
- How weak are the grocery bags are
- Really
- Pretty much any microwaveable film
- This happened when opening the milk
- Easy peel
- A local pizza place sent us pizza along with toilet paper due to COVID19
- Violife Cheese slices are cut into bread shapes so you don’t have overhang on your sandwich.
- The way this rice is vacuum sealed.
- All the trash from my little sisters old backpacks ...
- Has anyone tried to repair this??? Edge is separating from base. Marine epoxy has not done the job... it’s also my street board for like 5 years so it’s not terrible if there’s no solution but might as well try!
- Box has two compartments for bottles but only utilizes one
- This is what i get excited about
- A happy healthy home
- The sticker on this Mac and cheese is designed to whistle when it’s cooked.
- People who left this shit before I got on... standard thing on UK train lines.
- This guacamole with 7 servings isn’t resealable.
- Handy measuring thing on this bag of rice
- Lint rollers that do this.
- This packet of rice has a ‘57g per person’ scale on the side so you know how much to cook.
- Wife doesn’t trust me with our Tupperware anymore. Spaghetti lunch in ziploc.
- Well fuck...
- Forbidden icing
- Some subway in a different state Im visiting rolled and handed me my sandwich like this:
- Package comes with super helpful zipper...
- My yogurt opened vertically.
- Breakfast burrito on the desk.
- The sheer amount of open and used butters that my family’s been using.
- Food Lion parking lot. Says a lot about this parent.
- Instant split pea soup with cornflakes
- Blursed Pancho
- Taffy wrappers
- Keeping myself busy while in quarantine: planting seeds for the balcony. Meanwhile I found tea lights with biodegradable cups 🖤
- Thanks school toilet paper
- It ripped IN THE MIDDLE
- Slow night tonight
- Every spice, seasoning, and herb container at my work looks like this.
- This residual sticker material on a brand new glass door.
- I hate paper straws
- The fact that these cups come individually wrapped in WAY too much plastic
- When toilet paper does this.
- I hate when this happens
- I accidentally left plain white rice in the fridge for 3 months and it grew something that looks like grass
- I dont know where to fucking begin
- This roll of toilet paper
- Two for two!
- Forbidden Coconut paste.
- The new underwear pack comes in a resealable bag
- Water beads trapped in a fold of my plain shower curtain look like snakeskin
- Napkins come in a little pouch at this Mexican restaurant.
- This.
- Starting a new roll of cheap toilet paper at work...
- Plastic packaging inside the plastic packaging.
- The sauce from my steak dripped right before I placed it down onto my plate made a happy face.
- This cereal comes in two small bags instead of one big one
- This is not a wrap, its a fold
- What happens when the AC at Subway breaks and the store temp goes up to 96F
- My refrigerator shelves show assembly instructions when they get frosty
- The fact that my boss refuses to Recycle.
- I bought this one pack of celery...
- This granola bag has plastic velcro instead of a ziplock
- Left the champagne bottle a little to long in the fridge
- I ordered some burgers and they came with a pair of disposable gloves
- When paper folds like this
- My family open cream cheese like psychos
- The entire tab part ripped off
- My office buddy for the week... Well, him and like, five of his friends...
- I see your college and work toilet paper and raise you my extremely narrow college toilet paper!
- Some AH gave these to my grandma who has lung cancer. They told her it will cure it. I am fuming.
- When the ziplock bag, refuses to give up the goods....
- White text on yellow plastic. Impossible to read the ingredients and scan for allergens.
- First j. Just need it to get through tonight. I haven’t smoked in a long time but a low point calls for desperate measures.
- The amount of paper I printed for a new construction project. Valued at $20k
- My cat kept trying to eat my poor zinnias. So now she has her own garden in a different window. Wheatgrass and catnip.
- Anyone else read this as “Loser”?
- Had the dishwasher put some prep away tonight. He always makes me laugh.
- Great wolf packed this one individually
- I sanitized my hands and then touched my store receipt!!
- my tea has the other side of the string glued on to the bag, so when you try to pull it off it rips it open
- Two of the black bars on this tortilla chip bag are corn stalks.
- Not working at the moment and I’m getting stir crazy so I volunteered at a church to help make food for people who can’t get it themselves. This will be black bean chili.
- My local movie theater has committed a crime against humanity by putting single ply toilet paper backwards
- Forbidden matcha powder
- After seeing your fascination/horror/disgust after posting my seed-tick covered knee, here is one of the lint roller sheets:)
- Just some kief I got today.
- Just finished my first meal prep! Chicken Caeser Wraps!
- My floor is oozing, what is it and should I be concerned?
- “Ultra STRONG”
- I got a single black bean in my beanbag refill sack.
- Are you fucking kidding me
- Orthopedic Pillow
- Hate when people leave this for the next person
- One of my least favorite things about NYC. These shitty napkins.
- A new box of wheat thins
- You cant seal up this bag of rice without spilling it everywhere.
- Sure, put your business card in a bag with a rock and throw it at my driveway while speeding away in a pickup. Not like it could hit my cars or windows.
- People who throw away a half-full cup of coffee when there is a sink 6 feet away
- The trash can was RIGHT there but there just tossed it out the car.
- This price tag placed directly on my mirror has lots of little cutouts making it even more difficult to take off.
- This resealable cheese packet uses a velcro like system to reseal
- The amount of packaging for small 20 ounce ish bowl.
- The pull tab ripped off the milk bottle
- What you think should i open a fifth?
- Covid 19 mise en place be like...
- Meowijuana Catnip buds
- How this fresh roll of toilet paper was miscut
- The way these two separate sheets of cellophane aligned when I dropped them
- Leave it layin around I’m gonna wrap it and label it.
- This Yogurt and how it opened
- The sticker on this receipt paper
- staying with the in-laws for the summer, they won’t be smelling a thing 👌🏼 paper towels, dryer sheets, tissues sprayed with febreeze. overkill? tell that to my pax 😂 usually a fan does the trick but no chances
- Stickers like this.
- Roommate pulled this one on me
- The cashier thought I was bleeding when I put this bag on the belt. Nope, just spices printed on the bag.
- This Lays package is black and white
- When you try to open an envelope and this happens
- an awful start to an awful morning
- My grass seed grew in the bag, no dirt
- Not that vegetarian for many reasons
- The last few tissues in this tissue box are slightly yellow to let you know you need to buy a new box!
- When I find the foil like this...
- Night 7: Ramen in a bag of hot water
- I put a note in my son’s lunch everyday. Today at parent/teacher conferences I found out that he keeps every one.
- Someone going through neighborhood mailboxes and throwing whatever isnt money on the ground.
- I’m pretty sure it is but that’s normal wear color for tranny fluid correct?
- Whenever I feel lazy and don’t wanna cook I get a market side salad from Walmart, that have many kinds, this one is ~260 cals
- Last few trips have all been tryptamines or 1P, excited for next one to be regular LSD
- We ran out of Hand towels so we had to improvise.
- This napkin randomly crunches into the shape of a bird.
- I got this yarn for arm knitting... it’s coming out really stiff (like a rug). Any ideas on uses other than arm knitting?
- Recycke me! *Except for the 95% that cant be recycled. Put that part in the trash.
- As I was steeping tea to avoid snacking thanks to a couple 2500+ calorie days, this message seemed fated! It’s an important reminder I wanted to share. Thanks yogi ❤️
- Potluck at my job today... why even bother?
- The paper towels aren’t perfect squares
- The way this folder discolored after sitting in a crate for a year
- Block of ice
- (Not my car) And two days ago someone smeared actual dog poop on this car.. I think someone has a vendetta
- Step 1 of my morning routine... onto the next step!
- Sticky white starch with cheese de cheddar.
- My mother mistakenly got “100 shower caps” shipped to her from Amazon. They could hardly fit on a doll
- Bought some bulbs. Planting instructions are on the inside of the paper back that I can’t get to without completely destroying.
- These plastic containers look blurry.
- The last few tissues of a tissue box are a different color to indicate that it’s almost out.
- This happens a lot at work, we need better bags
- Cooked Egg whites on a paper towel
- Pita Chips and Hummus
- Don’t buy the dollar general brand sandwich bags, trash!! 4 in a row ripped
- Bonus 10% yay!
- To put one of these sticky price labels on a second hand monitor. On The Actual Screen.
- cold corn and mashed potatoes
- Hefty here with an important reminder.
- Amtrak Train Travel
- Finishing a Trader Joe’s wrap only to find...
- Every time
- Golden teacher block, coir + grain. Is it contaminated?
- This wad of potatoes got stuck together and cooked in my bag of chips.
- The static electricity on the fringe of this blanket
- Plastic cup inside a nylon bag
- Just why???!!!
- So busy we needed two ticket spikes!
- How and why does this happen when i take toiletpaper
- Got hooked up with these today in Ohio!
- why
- No matter how careful you are, some bags just cant be opened without tearing.
- My local bar has a new paper towel dispenser
- This toilet paper has different sized squares
- The fact that this 2 pack of refills has empty space between the 2. Just enough room to fit a third. So if you don’t read, you’d think you’re getting 3.
- The stuff inside of a hand warmer
- This extra long napkin that I found
- Lifehack, want that new shoe smell a little longer? Grab the stuffing and start huffing!
- My girlfriend and I received the same mail, but only hers was important.
- The insane glue on these plastic envelopes means you can NEVER re-use them.
- My kids dropped this snail. I felt obligated to bandage the shell with the skin of a boiled egg.
- They wanted $12 for this shit!
- My take-out included a hand sanitizer and a sweet note
- Office Toilet paper which prints subtle red dots to make it look like your ass is bleeding
- The way these serum tubes fell together in our drawer
- Done with prep on 40 freezer burritos
- The weather was SO hot today, the wax for my braces melted.
- My spork package had two sporks in it.
- newly opened bag of ruffles
- Forbidden freeze pops
- My hemp tea is sorry for not getting you high
- Coworker is having a rough week so I made her some different tea samples of some of her fave flavors.
- Fuck this aluminum foil
- Forbidden rubber bands
- Found at a museum
- One of the most mildly infuriating things in my life is when you peel a brand’s sticker of something and you’re left with this.
- This.
- $50 for a premium pillow and all that’s inside is mattress foam scraps
- Forbidden Marshmallows
- Can someone explain to me how this live fish food can survive in a bag, inside a fridge with no food?
- A brand new can of Lays chips. SMDH
- I ordered a package from amazon and this is what I got, Amazon I’m smh
- It’s 2018; have we not figured out a better way to label things?
- People who do this
- This chocolate is double wrapped, for extra protection...
- Forbidden potato chips?
- Haha, nice
- [OC] Just found this at our table in a Japanese restaurant
- A plastic toothbrush in a plastic bag that is in another plastic bag
- My kids left just enough cereal to not make a satisfying bowl but too much to waste by throwing away.
- Accidentally ordered too much bubble wrap.
- TIL dish soap and dishwashing liquid are not the same thing.
- Forbidden Cotton Candy
- Made some tamales last night!
- The best part of opening. Bag O Towels.
- Seals that peel off like this
- How to travel with your starter - spread an even layer on parchment paper, allow to dry out, break into pieces and place in a baggie. When you arrive at your destination- just add water!
- All plastic that cant be recycled. What was wrong with the paper packages?
- Packed all the straws at my old job perfectly
- A standard small (7 lb) bag of ice has 28 servings.
- This resealable bag that was heat sealed right down to the ziplock
- Saw these hanging at the local dodge dealer. They have a wall of shame for the dirtiest cabin, and engine air filter. These are the current reigning champs. Both filters had dead mice
- this lint roller refusing to peel layer by layer
- My “bed in a box” came today.
- Work did a yankee swap today, wrapped it the only way I know how. ( gift card in a plastic container wrapped in tinfoil)
- This tissue box looking a little tampered with
- Can I get more poorer? Potato salad wrap Jesus.
- We bought a used Mitsubishi Lancer. One of the first things we did was check the cabin AC filter. This is what we found (in comparison to a new filter)
