- TIL everything should be free for you if you’re husband or wife serves in the military...
- Dang it Kyle
- The last text
- Apparently we have different ideas of being Santa
- real new yorkers hate new york! 😤😤😤
- Surely it was your immature body not knowing how to protect yourself from starvation, NOT the unsustainable eating habits or lack of changing behaviors for the long-term.
- It has been 2 days and still no emojis dropped.
- This is such a turn on. Repost : i forgot the pfp
- You guys- it was a simple typo! Lets stop beating up on Robbie.
- Who is going to tell him?
- Found on a Colourpop ad
- Hopefully they start using this system all over NZ
- My work implemented an automatic header warning you when an email comes from outside the company. Now I cant see a preview of the contents of any message until I open the email.
- Wanna know why attendance are down? Here’s a good reason....
- This one didn’t go over so well.
- I’m smooth sometimes, this was not one of them
- My bad
- They all want to fuck her
- There is no Next button, Microsoft.
- You are very welcome, Mike!
- One of my tables “misheard” me when I asked, “Can I get you anything else?”
- Posted a picture of a fresh loaf I made and this is what I get in return
- This guy once groped me in a nightclub
- Wendy’s cheater
- Great use of God and Guilt
- Oh the cringe......
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- Its like theyre assholes or something
- A friend posted this screenshot on her Instagram, thought it applied
- Nöjet med att _inte_ bo högst upp i ett flervåningshus.
- I am the lion.
- Taking every opportunity to practice.
- Hmmm guys, do you think she likes me?
- This persons opinion on littering.
- Everything about this post on FB...
- Having to decipher my bosss handwriting every day
- It’s a close third...
- Quite proud of the way the S and G turned out
- my charming old babysitter feels like i owe him sex
- First time posting. This was a bio lab I handed in this morning. Apologies for my cross-outs.
- DuckTape Stripes- Finally something to contribute to this sub
- Carl Pei, Co-founder of Oneplus got an angry mail from an Indian
- This guy trying to ask if I’m trans.
- You asked and you shall receive.
- 10.45 miles
- How about none?
- My buddy leaves himself notes for his morning commute.
- Made this a few months ago where I would write down people’s tweets (for pointed pen practice). Removed the person’s username bc she might not appreciate her UN on reddit lol
- “Why he ignore me”
- Staying in a hotel? Consider leaving a note for the next guest.
- Not The Time To Pick A Fight Publicly
- Nice gay!
- Blursed Game
- Florida- crackheads get kicked out of the gas station for loitering, so they retaliate, in cursive.
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- Me explaining raffles to my gf
- When your friend becomes single on social media
- So edgy
- I asked her what created the universe.
- The comments section is just a pick me circlejerk it’s wack as hell
- sloppy, but still an effort.
- I need help sealing the deal!!
- 5sos funny texts&imagines
- On road trip. Feeling good. Ruin that please.
- Im sorry, what?
- I figured this sub could relate
- Neither
- I VERY hesitantly accepted her friend request, only because she’s a distant relative. Her entire page is a trash goldmine.
- It doesnt happen often, but it sure is nice when it does happen.
- Who fantasizes about being sexualized by their child’s friends
- 🥶🥶 icy
- Dont be this guy
- Girl asks for a ride 45 miles one way for her and her three kids under three, then becomes angry no one wants to drive her. But she would only need two car seats!
- Assume the sale boys
- Yesterday I spent my birthday in the ER. I made a post thanking everyone who helped me out and checked on me. Twenty minutes later....
- Harry Potter mems
- These poor stock photo models probably have no idea they are the face of Chlamydia on Reddit
- Beauty of handwriting
- Received Christmas card today from the other end of town, seems to made a trip to Honolulu, HI instead.
- What. The. Fuck.
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- A note from my manager
- Bruh sure
- 17 Year Old Girl Discusses Her Cocaine Habit
- I have no idea whats going on here
- The Big Bad Wolf lives in my ceiling (part 1/2)
- DISABLED PEOPLE PLS KILL URSELVES -guy on FB mad that a disabled person was seen first at the clinic
- I’ve been trying to sell something on letgo and all I’m getting are messages like this, WTH is wrong with people?
- what the fuck
- The greatest parking job
- Why does it seem like facebook has the NICEST of nice guys? bruh
- Butt of RoYaL eNfiElD!!!
- If you get found you have to walk around with the shape of L on your forehead.
- You gotta be born with the hatchet and juggalo face
- New article today and the comments were even worse
- We’re in bois
- My friend hurt his back at work a few weeks ago and went to a Chiropractor that had issues with technology. Today he got the bill.
- Nice handwriting
- Another anti-vaxxer!
- Update of sorts: Dad faking cancer descends into further madness. Info in comments.
- Nothing worse than wifi problems
- How Dare Men Find Smart Women Attractive!
- She knows Luck doesnt exist
- Perks of dating a coworker?
- Vegans... sigh 😔
- A letter my friend had on her lap when she woke up after sleeping on a train. Only part of the email blotted out so you get some of the effect
- I really dont know what else to say
- Cant believe this happened
- At work I am often asked to create an Excel spreadsheet from a printed out Excel spreadsheet.
- Stalkerish?
- This is from my sister, who is 7 years older than me and still tied up in the family’s (unfortunately close-knit) bullshit. The “help” was $2k I had been repeatedly told “not to worry about” for classes. I left home when they made me get rid of my cat, as one punishment, and I finally snapped.
- trashy ex
- I posted his last night on r/motorcycles and it was taken down because it should have been posted to the new gear superthread. I get having post restrictions to stop spam but Jesus Christ I feel like half the posts on here get removed.
- She got me
- And hes back! Gotta say, hes persistent.
- Jeez, man.
- Well said
- I said one word
- On a meme about Endgame
- I honestly didn’t think it would work
- Yikes
- I think more people should know about the Tagedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
- Here ya go
- How comedically broke you gotta be to steal jokes from Carlos Mencia?
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- It’s this type of logic from the vocal minority that gives San Francisco its reputation. In responding to a post on NEXTDOOR describing two “moms” leading about 20 kids through a Walgreens stealing toys, candy and junk food, lady calls the moms and kids “victims”.
- Only the poor can mismanage their money!
- I dont know. Becuase theyre two completely different types of emotions maybe?
- Blursed_pastors advice before you attempt to swallow this whole thing
- At least nobody will have to see her terrible posts anymore
- Miss trap master
- after i move out, parents send me 7 days worth of medication so that i’ll have to see them again and refuse to give me back a car i paid for. “im sorry you feel this way.” (excuse bad cropping)
- Doctors handwriting.
- This review for a game called flying gorilla is hilarious
- My boyfriend left for work before I got up and he’s going to be away for the weekend. He left me this note. He’s a keeper.
- Bruidsjurken
- Watch out, we’ve got a badass here!
- cursed_fire
- Context: She was being a jerk in the comments of her post on choosing beggars that people called her out for.
- Not sure if this has been posted here before I just found it on youtube
- It was always her
- Can we bend the rules a little and admire this?
- The comment section was more of the same..
- The SMS system allows spam accounts to send texts with the same sender as a legit company. Last text was the spam message.
- It’s like she knows me!
- Latest gold. My mom smoked Mary J when my brother and I were in the womb. My brother is a freakin psycho now. He had a child and was sent to prison soon after. Now the child is turning out like him. Mom thinks it’s vaccines.
- I tripped over a display at a coffee shop, spilled my drink and broke a case of glass mugs. So I just started dancing to avoid embarrassment when everyone stared at me...got this napkin after.
- Should I accept this generous offer?
- How was I even supposed to respond to this?
- Huge shoutout to u/ghandiGrizzly I got this pair from him off r/sneakermarket saying it was an early birthday gift for myself. He actually sent a birthday card to me that was signed from me. I love this community!
- Some calligraphy practice!
- Crazy neighbor lady sprayed water into my apartment through the window last night because we were being loud while playing video games...this is her apology from this morning after I yelled obscenities out of my window following the incident.
- For my wife on our anniversary. Also, popping my penmanshipporn cherry
- A guy I know brags about a careless driving ticket. Thinks all is fine in the world because nobody died
- Lil Ugly Mane reveals he used to be a heroin addict and says he regrets making the song Lean Got Me Fucked Up because its irresponsible and fucking lame
- Local Business has wonderful taste
- When you come across someone unusually nice despite Tinders reputation
- Artist hits a car and thinks their talent is enough to pay for damage.
- HOA board member: Does that seem right to you?
- Trying to decide if I should tell him off and then block or just block right now
- Temporarily deactivated my account to focus on school. Facebook decides to turn on mobile notifications and still allows me to be tagged.
- Imagine being so entitled that you don’t give two shits about your cancer-stricken friend’s feelings
- I love ~~democracy~~ Tinder
- [Funny] Stuff
- So it looks like Muks is shipping out Via USPS instead of DHL now?
- This was on a video of someone taking pictures in a pumpkin patch
- I don’t answer my mum for a couple hours while I’m at work (8 hour shift) & she threatens consistently to come to my house if I don’t answer (she has before only to smash my window open and go inside). she is emotionally and used to be physically abusive.
- Wait till she finds out I dont have a lamp
- Friend showed me this. Some rando wanted her to dog-sit just because she fosters rescue dogs.
- When you ask a service provider an important question and they ignore it
- Family (a little messy at the end oops)
- I collect the LOTR trilogy and pick them up from thrift stores whenever I can. Just got a second edition hardcover box set, and each book had a beautiful inscription. I’m truly grateful to be able to include this into my collection.
- I’m trying to find the right subreddit to post this at I hope this is good enough- I saw a lot of people commenting last time I posted that it would be funny if I was swedish, well I am so😎
- If you cant handle me at my ... -- Yeah yeah heard it. Next!
- I looked online for insurance quotes ONCE. These are not the only texts I’ve received.
- Nice writing from a client at my work!
- Am I doing this right?
- Where do I even begin with this one...?
- Susie Sourposs
- The asterisks make it.
- i’m terrible at conversations
- [x-post from r/Starbucks] The card from a package sent to myself and my supervisor specifically from Alaska.
- Got A’s on all my finals
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- This is not the first time I’ve received this message
- Follow up on my midterm essay, I was given an extra point for penmanship!
- Thanks OSU
- Art
- Lynyrd Skynyrd ticket I found while cleaning out the interior of a 69 Camero me and my dad are fixing up
- Another creep from Kik.
- I’m not even sure why I try Craigslist anymore.
- What friends for?
- I’ve had enough 🤦🏻♀️
- Yeah I’d love to bust my ass for $2.13
- Hating on a girl with cerebral palsy who just likes making youtube videos...
- Nice guy supported by... nice/jealous girl? Girl I know got sent this by random chick on IG cause crazy female’s male friend feels he deserves pics/stuff simply cause the original female posts in bikinis.
- America will always be better than most of the world. Period
- Flirting quotes for him
- My Mom and Dad’s pasts are finally catching up with them. Murder, abuse, and lies galore. My older sister continues to be their mouth piece.
- New guy just sent me this, and I figured you guys would appreciate it just as much as I did.
- Connor Murphy messages tinder match [GONE SEXUAAAAAL]
- She knows I prefer to date women, so she’s full of shit.
- I’m bad at openings.
- This absolutely did not happen, I know because it’s my post...
- This guys autistic brother wrote him this, pls dont cry
- 2016 i had broken up with my long term boyfriend and moved back in with my parents. Luckily a friend reached out to me in my time of despair
- Cats — blacks real quick
- True story
- Always the charmer, my father who is divorced from my mother finding out about her boyfriend
- These pickup lines REALLY work
- Restaurant owner told employees, If anyone from Yelp calls, tell them Im dead.
- Sons response to his grandma
- Text from my trashy Uber driver
- Best 3 Ive ever written. Its only downhill from here...
- They send an alert every percent
- This was posted in one of the DIY groups I’m in. Good guy Jon from the 90s saves another pissed off renovator.
- Conversation still on-going
- Local meth dealers mom exposes meth head.
- assaulting a cashier over 86¢ and a snarky comment then posting about it
- Thought for the day
- MGTOW Guy purposely matches with single mom to tell her off on the first message
- Here are all three, of the nice guy I new in middle school and is now talk to me again
- I guess he wants salt for Christmas...
- I spent at least 15 minutes coming up with this new opening line and my effort was completely wasted):
- A few of many unanswered texts from this guy
- idk dude, if you have to keep saying out loud that you’re “really NICE” then maybe ya ain’t. This is a 20yr old classmate btw.
- Army Reserve recruiter kept trying to get my wife to enlist, so we sent this ridiculous response.
- Unreplyable text spam about an app which they know I already use.
- A child friendly train fact
- I’m kinda pissed that I and probably a bunch of other girls have had to open our messages just to see this shit
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- This- military spouse he feels the need to try taking advantage of their spouses perks as a military member
- See A Doctor
- Have there been casualties?
- me bones r spicy
- says sadly single man
- 45 year old trying to pick up a 22 year old
- Since I lost my job and had our first kid we’ve been doing a ton of gardening. This letter we got from a neighbor we don’t know made our day.
- Rules 1 and 2 confirmed?
- I....what?
- Baby its cold outside
- Fact...
- Love you quotes for him
- It’s a never ending cycle
- Posted some sneakers for sale on Grailed. Is this guy trying to scam me?
- Do you have tickets or not?!
- How do you guys respond to these kinds of things?
- I’m pretty sure she is “married” to Pinkie Pie.
- x-post from r/sadcringe
- This is the second part of what a posted like an hour ago this happened right after I posted it
- When I get out of house arrest lol
- Job help
- I hope she loves our love story
- Mercury yo eat you’d burger (sent by a very drunk friend of mine to someone who tried to catfish me three years ago.)
- Get her nock up
- “Just keep fucking off until karma finds you and fucks you sideways with a sandpaper broom handle”
- Cancer inducing driving
- Spirituality
- Felt good about this birthday card
- Smiling is a sin.
- I have an alien and a disapproval face on my car. Found this on my car when I got out of the store. Hi u/KlausGunther! (Thank god I wasnt parked like an asshole)
- You such a wanker
- Someone gave me this card at work today
- Posts like this
- self proclaimed nice girl
- part 2: electric boogaloo
- Their relationship is like this every day.
- “You’ve got hell to pay and I’m the God Damned Devil!!!!”
- 29 year old girl from my hometown. She has four kids with three different guys and broke up with her new fiancé last night. (they’ve known each other 5 months). Looks like they’re back together this morning, but this was the drama.
- Gatekeeping manliness
- Postcard to friend from Berlin last summer. I miss writing outside with a coffee in the sun!
- They miss your money
- Flash those pearly whites..
- Guy is about to take his 15-year-old niece to a play. Her 14 year old boyfriend sent him this.
- Entitled military spouse demands free meals
- Lemme enlighten you retards in some knowledge.
- just beat it
- A Classic Example of “Thinspiration”
- The most over the top message ive ever received.
- writing out some Kerouac poems
- Perfect definition of nice guys.
- Crush quote
- End-of-times conspiracy theorist mother abandons little sister in the US, then complains about me taking her in
- Just wrote a quote I like by Frank Herbert from Dune
- When your friends are desperate for Instagram likes...
- Aw they were only hungry
- Imagine my horror as a fan of this sub to find this sent from my 17 year old self buried in my texts from 5 years ago
- Pimped out bicycles
- [Image] The best motivation came from my dad
- Someone hit Tyler Seguins Ferrari and left a note saying My bad bro. I dont have money to pay.
- My friends math TA sent her this (UPDATE)
- He’s also an anti-vaxxer according to his profile.
- Kanye’s changing lives!
- Wow sick burn
- Graduation card
- My SO works as a CNA (Clinical nursing assistant) at a rehabilitation and hospice center. She just received this letter from one of her patients who is leaving in a few days.
- My Friend’s Current 5 Year Plan
- This note was left on my nephews patrol car today.
- A beautiful notion from a friend
- Someone is coming after my “fucking dick” & “motherfucker” friend tonight.
