- Everyone plays video games to feel like a badass
- My Silent Protest as a Boyfriend
- Cant believe I actually said this to my friend.
- Yellow Car!
- Hes experiencing force...
- Deer Hunting Humor
- It’s free
- keep going
- Daria TV Show
- follow you.
- Friendship
- confession bear
- Thanks for offering to let me in your clique guys, but to be honest...
- IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?! from r/adviceanimals!!!!
- Im taking it pretty hard.
- Smooth as fuck.
- Just because you are sensitive about a topic
- ghost of you
- Id never see the Sun
- Hubby
- awesomeness
- A humble confession.
- Rode with a chip on my shoulder today.
- It’s a death wish
- There are some wild ones here on reddit
- Getting through the day with depression has you like-
- Things change quotes
- I have the routers setup page as a quick launch icon on my phone
- nootnt
- abuse
- A Policy of isolationism, how befitting
- Ive been working clothing retail forever, and I still have no idea how to respond to this. Do you want me to agree with you, or lie?
- christmas meme
- Quote on Quote
- This was awkward, especially since I just got hired
- Without this I would just have a controlling ex-girlfriend redditor, and too much time on my hands.
- The smoke detector was driving me insane
- Its not fun when you take your son shopping with you . Especially when he thinks no one understands our language
- All I want is a Saturday morning where we can sleep in, is that so much to ask?
- Just wear the damn mask. Its not hard.
- In my defense, I wouldve had to walk an extra 5 feet with a cold wet foot.
- How dare they
- Time is money
- Sometimes I just pretend like nobody is home
- Theyre incredible hunters
- D°©
- Please I need friends
- When you wake up after drunk online shopping.
- Its a great start to a relaxing weekend.
- He sees you
- Something wrong, I can feel it
- Those damn doctors
- Post removed. Rule 2 no critisism
- I know I shouldnt care, but..
- This poor, poor girl at the gym
- Amazing moments
- hurt heart
- I didnt have the heart to tell her.
- I could not be more supportive of her choices
- LOL OWNED
- Stupid Boy Quotes
- book of quotes...
- Watching a movie about the American Revolution in class. You could cut the awkwardness in the room with a knife.
- Feelings
- Everyone morning I’m just angry that I even woke up for another day.
- Lets see a little pep in your step
- When Every Day Is An Existential Crisis
- Boyfriend Texts
- First World Problems
- Why my nuts hurt
- Yeet
- I ate it all in one sitting too
- This was two years ago. I’ve moved on from that job but I still havent forgotten what it taught me
- I’ll reach a point in my life where I️ will also not outlive a vacuum.
- We were looking right at each other...
- I guess you can admire my former coworkers honesty.
- Hormone Diet
- Perhaps my motivations are strange, but Ive already lost 25lbs and Im still dropping, so why not?
- The number of people getting this wrong is too damn high. Its vs Its
- who did it
- On some days I feel quite alienated
- They dont appreciate it. Good.
- Sister jokes
- Valentines Day Confession
- Happy Valentine’s Day wifey.
- Im probably just a horrible person
- Ill say it
- Quotes
- My job is quickly changing my social/ethical beliefs
- Im in the UK. I dont want to go back to normality...
- Such is the depth of unspoken feeling.
- I like to be clean
- There really is a difference between having work friends and regular friends
- One can only hope.
- Worn out after a day at the park.
- And, of course, the recalls didnt wok
- Hell get away with it because nobody will remember (made front page)
- My department experienced layoffs and I now do the (already excess) work of three people.
- You make me happy
- Its become a habit now
- I dunno why...I guess since I was the only non-white in the room they needed my approval?
- Sorry pets but youll just have to run around in the backyard
- Not everyone with PTSD is a veteran...............
- Had a great workout, went to our favorite pizza place with my fiancée and just woke up from a nap.
- Maybe we shouldnt let grandma decide things anymore.
- Not proud of it, but its what I do.
- Even the everyday ones like caffeine and aspirin
- In my defense, I put a towel over it in order to prevent exactly that.
- When I have nobody to talk Bitcoin with
- Pharmacy Technician
- I always call right back :) Love you Grandma
- When youve got foreign friends and...
- Im sorry but most of the people complaining have never tried to get out.
- Am I petty and immature? Yes. Yes, I am.
- Hey there!
- Its fun and you know it.....
- Last time we made plans, she was so late that it threw off my schedule for the rest of the day.
- Never doubt the power of a Hot Beverage
- Im a POS, but its pretty funny
- My spirit animal
- Disney memes
- I think they were honestly disappointed
- Thought about moving to Fresno, California for a job opportunity and went to their visitor center. Lady there tells us that Fresno is up and coming, but when my wife asks about crime...
- I ask myself what new car they will buy me.
- Nothing big too big but big enough to make them realise [P]
- Since I probably have as much control and responsibility over mine as you do over yours.
- Friends mom was somewhat baffled last Sunday
- Everyone always assume Im the father when my dad is not around
- Got knocked from my steed in the 16th century, hit my head and was in a coma
- Daily Odd Compliment
- I feel a little bad.
- The Opposite of Confession Bear
- Recalling the first time I tried to break the bad news as a nurse..
- This is why I prefer to eat alone...
- Nobody complained about leaving early
- I was afraid to ask
- You can swing your fist all you want as long as you don’t hit the other guys nose.
- Every Thursday.
- She wont believe me.
- Not sure if this would still work, but I used to do it when Redbox was relatively new about 10 years ago
- Its that time of year again, heres a friendly reminder.
- Highlight of my customer service experience today.
- Asriel has a message for us
- I want to give her a hug, but then shed know...
- This will be a TRULY unpopular opinion with the Reddit community
- I cant believe people would pay money to play it in arcades, either
- I kept saying to my wife I know her from somewhere . . .
- duolingo had me feeling all confident
- This is happening to me right this second.
- I mean, I dont want to catch it... But....
- I work as a Janitor & after weeks of complaining, I finally got my revenge...
- They might be fun to use, but youre shit out of luck if they break
- Standing here judging you:
- I just dont have the heart to tell them to get a job. But it sure does feel good knowing they wont keep asking this way.
- I would have told them, but they kept bragging how good an employee I am
- Im past deadline on a project because I spend too much time with you schmucks.
- its a small win everytime
- Anime_Irl
- Tenants in my apartments arent allowed pets, but my neighbors have a tiny yappy dog that craps on the driveway constantly
- I just accepted, knowing that I will lead all to ruin as the procrastinator I am
- Short Poems About Love
- A guy I used to work with did this about a year ago, still the best/worst typo Ive heard of
- I know theyre already cheap, but technically can be free
- What a friendly bigot!
- Fite me.
- No If, And, or Butts about it
- I know I am suppose to miss her...
- Because lets be honest... In a normal world, hating someone for not wearing a mask is insane.
- I just wanted to Google movie showtimes for tomorrow...
- I should probably just go back to lurking.
- I hate the bubbles
- He said no offense....
- 26 letters
- The bravest man on Reddit posted this today in /r/adviceanimals
- What I think when I read a successful confession bear.
- I wonder if she knows I noticed...?
- I hate feeling like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand, but theres only so much Covid-19 and climate change doom and gloom I can take.
- Anyone do this with their prep sheet? It’s satisfying. I do it all the time.
- this leads to suboptimal traffic patterns
- She still has no clue
- A woman at work said to this me when I was fixing her PC. Umm, thanks ...
- Its the only thing thats keeping me going...
- Every freakin year.
- Binging OITNB takes precedence over hygiene.
- There’s a right way and a wrong way to do things
- Nature is also my deep dark secret
- So true
- Prep on, I guess!
- I mean, it used to be a funny meme and now its not...
- Not my ideal reason but nevertheless
- Everyone loves Friday, Saturday and Sunday while I can do more Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
- Haha funny stuff
- This should feel awkward, or bad. But it doesnt. Not really.
- Ive worked in various tech support roles over the past ~12 years, and this bias is verified regularly
- confession bear
- Im sorry, reddit, but Im just a lazy person
- After seeing that EA comment head past 200000 downvotes
- Surely I cant be the only one
- Going to be an awkward morning in the office...
- Daily Odd Compliment
- The landlord sends his regards
- His hair has gotten really long.
- Sadly, this is what Reddit is turning into.
- Sad but true
- Today, I found out where my dentist learns his advanced medical knowledge
- I feel pretty bad about this one...
- A common trap with pre-packaged foods
- We all have those dont we?
- The sad thing is that I can say it 20 times in a row and they still dont understand
- This discrimination will not stand on my watch!
- SOMEBODY HELP ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
- She really shouldnt tweet every thought in her head
- Well at least now we can be open about this.
- Always a step ahead
- Fellow Robloxian police
- I-- I dont even remember your last name
- [Art] no your child was healthy he just did a fortnite dance and we had to put him down
- Im 30 going on 60
- Feminists have really made me worry about things like this, even though its the point of the subreddit...
- Play Bitch Games, Win Bitch Prizes
- I cant be the only IT person who does this...
- That poor misunderstood UPS guy.
- I thought they taught this in drivers ed
- I am a horrible friend.
- l saw this meme earlier and it needed a plot twist
- Honestly this should be the easiest thing in the world. I have no idea why it gives me so much trouble.
- I turn 38 tomorrow. My business has won some awards in its first two years. I got majority placement of my teenage son and he’s doing great in school and life.
- The best feeling
- I wish I could go back.
- wisdom words
- I didnt think cashier work would involve moral dilemmas...
- To the reddit trolls on youtube comments
- I just kinda let them assume.
- I have confidence in saying this, but it sounds horrible
- I think its for the best.
- Always be prepared
- I am probably a terrible person but she complains about everything and this would just take it to a whole other level
- In my defense, I start coughing when I smell the smoke coming out of it.
- A lot of sex talk. A lot.
- Uhh.. You are going to live where?
- She has been letting herself go over the last year...
- As someone in their late 20s who has started gaining a decent amount of weight...
- Two Dads
- was working one on one at the office...
- I cant believe it worked
- People losing weight seem so happy and driven
- Sad but true.
- He could no longer bear the lies.
- One of the perks of working in the IT department
- And Ive lost a parent and all grandparents.
- Im 22 now. I dont have any serial killer tendencies so Im not screwed in the head.
- Found this on imgur
- Like come on! These things look amazing
- I like to think its because I am delightful and polite
- It almost worries me how well it works
- Most are low-effort crap anyway
- Can’t refinance either, so she’s stuck with this setup for a little while.
- This was one of the saddest conversations Ive ever overheard (mother and ~5 year old)
- Home is where you can poop most comfortably
- Cant be unheard.
- I never saw him in class again after this. I cant stress enough how gangster he was.
- In response to all the this is what is feels like to be ugly posts...
- Im a lousy human being
- Im a monster.
- I repackage it so it looks pretty new at least...
- My sister can be impulsive at times. I never thought I would find out about it this way.
- Daily Odd Complements
- Thats enough Internet for today . . .
- *sad exhale*
- I wonder how many of us do the same
- Daily Odd Compliment
- Endless food, clothes, and sex....why tf dont i love her ?
- thanks, satan.
- I really do feel bad about this.
- Ive been single for seven years and have had to see multiple therapists due to child-hood sexual abuse. Today I just wanted to be close to a woman who didnt think I was a freak for what happened to me as a kid. It was fate that they had a special on...
- Daily Odd Compliment
- I hide my shame
- I miss you, little dude.
- Ive already made up my mind about this.
- Three weeks into working from home
- I just did it again
- And on a weekday no less.
- Ive really started to hate my job so I decided to play a little game at work
- Awesome
- Totally not FPH related
- Ive been doing this pretty much ever night for the past year and a half.
- Honestly everyone wins.
- Fully grown young adult and I can’t seem to ever shake this off my mind. Nothing lasts forever.
- Wishful thinking
- me_irl
- I shower every morning.
- I am going to lose my mind someday
- Daily Odd Compliments
- I get more stuff done that I actually like to do this way!
- My day off of work
- Muslim Atheist.
- My faith in the people of reddit is gone
- Im not perfect but you should be in the right lane...
- Honestly, comments seem to be of a much higher quality and submissions are a lot more interesting.
- Its the best sex.
