- Matcha thinks I dry towels so she can have a soft and warm hiding spot
- Drake died from COVID-19
- My man!
- First of 3 pallets of small wares for the new store. So many stickers to remove.
- My cooking class has a mirror on the celling so we can see what the teacher is doing.
- This trucks exhaust, designed to blow directly into the car next to it. I had to roll up the windows and keep the vents closed.
- Sleepy police pupper sleeping with his police frond
- Might just want to leave this one wrapped.
- My wife never lets the microwave finish
- Oh LAWD, HE CREEPIN
- Yes, thats cardboard. Yes, thats on a truck. Yes, that truck is on the highway.
- This gate I passed today.
- Items in this Starbucks recycle and trash will wind up in the same location.
- A couple of wild baby voids are haunting my backyard. Im trying to buy their trust with tuna and friskies
- I did it!!!
- The drawers in my kitchen were built before a washing machine was installed.
- Got a proofer! For sourdough! Hope this works! Anyone have any tips and techniques for using a proofer for sourdough?
- what time is it again?
- Finally....took longer than I thought!
- I think she’s cold..
- When people leave microwaves like this at work
- This Handicapped parking sign doesnt have the handicap symbol on it.
- This dryer belonged to a pet rescue, and will soon have a new home (if we can find a way to move it)
- Comic sans in 2020
- I work with a monster.
- I see no god up here other than ME.
- 2 windows in my school, one of which got bombarded by bird crap, but the other one is left completely untouched
- Car wash vacuum has golf tees holding the doors shut
- Florence was not pleased about visiting the vet
- Undertaker was with Braun in spirit
- This exit sign shows distance in 1/8 miles
- I mean he does look like a van
- This clock is also a mirror
- Apparently I’ve been trapped in the break room... Oh no. Please don’t send help.
- Even if I don’t fits, I sits.
- I work with some fuckin psychopaths.
- This Paper Towel Dispenser
- Doctor appointment at 8:20, currently 10:00, still no sign of even a nurse.
- My school is taking attendance for clubs
- Our microwave oven at work died today. Anyone care to write a eulogy?
- Heres our mail facility that runs 24/7 with 150+ people on the floor at any given time running at full steam as if this pandemic isnt even happening.
- Basement floor is numbered correctly.
- He’s been like this for over an hour.
- Amanda Crew
- 2 infuriations 1 locker room. Everyday at work.
- Pic
- Campervan
- He stealth climbed for a chonker
- My package arrived today
- First curbside EV charging spots Ive ever seen. Burbank, Ca. Usually they are buried in a structure or back corner of a lot.
- Now those are some big ass fans....
- My parents cat, Melly Boppers.
- This human thumb is Captain T Woodworth. He ran over Never Again activists protesting ICE concentration camps.
- Lumber delivery day is the best day!
- Chubby cat on a little sofa
- Fax machine used so heavily, papers have cut the plastic over time
- The weight will keep it from moving
- Just minutes after returning from the hospital, where my dad spent three days after a massive heart attack, his cat greeted him at the door
- “Shelter in Place”
- A ladies sign on the inside of the mens restroom
- hmmm
- These are fake screws. The real screws are in the exact same spot but on the inside.
- This pattern formed by opening a can
- me_irl
- Just chillin
- This little cut out has been in the library I work at for over a year.
- My son broke the latch on the washing machine, so he had to order a door kit. It cost £40 to supply, £140 for an engineer to supply and fit and the glass door is going to become a fruit bowl. Very little will be wasted.
- hmmm
- Cleaning tips? Just started a new job and the kitchen is a disaster. The worst is this steamer table. I’ve never used one before and am wondering if there’s a good way to get rid of this limescale and gunk.
- You are under abreast!
- Smug Boi
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- On ferry in Galveston some type of vent. But why?
- Gay illustration
- Work safety done right
- Woke up with pink eye but this is cool (AM btw)
- She’s mad that she broke her box
- They didnt even use the extinguisher mounted right outside the door. Removed one from its home down the hall. Hope theres not a fire down there.
- I found this in the middle of a target. It hurts to look at
- Dont Forget to Clock In
- Who even let this be installed?
- Our teacher refuses to put the video on full screen because the speaker wont go to a higher volume
- hmmm
- The area of street used for the sheriff to transport people into jail is painted with black and white stripes
- Both in and on a box...a kitties dream come true
- The Prius Karens drive into battle...
- I’m far too proud of my duct tape handle
- A French super market outside screen
- Thanks USPS! My customer was super stoked to get their package!
- Ive driven a 14mpg Chevy Tahoe for the past 12 years. I bought a new car this week and am absolutely fascinated with this video game.
- When paper towel dispensers do this
- F**k the police
- Hes grumpy
- This water fountain tells you how many disposable plastic bottles youve saved through using it.
- dream boats ♡♡♡
Still my favorite photo of these three cuties - @obscureverses on Instagram
- The degenerate table.
- hmmm
- My ship has a dedicated piece of wood to touch above the driving chair, should the user feel superstitious.
- This flailing inflatable guy keeps hitting that powerline.
- This StepNpull door handle for your foot.
- All these clocks at the store are set at the same time.
- This toaster has a bit more button
- Common sense tells me not to put a spoon in there. But this sticker tells me to?
- Her name is Susie. She greets everyone at the corner store and likes to sit on the beer cans
- Fly stuck in gas pump
- When that little red light starts flashing
- These doors
- The handles on this door
- The sun hit this arrow just right
- SCREAM QUEENS
- My Tesco has aisles called Ingredients, Ingredients & Sauces, and Pasta Rice and Sauces. Virtually everything you want to buy will be in one of them, but never the one you look in.
- This door at my schools lab it’s just a failure, imagine opening it and breaking the gas tube
- Hello hoooman, nice to meet ya!
- Nothing like a ladder on chairs to get to that leaky pipe!
- Observe how the wild tanks congregate. Wild, free, and without chains.
- My college [6th form] that cost £3,000,000 to build, has WONKY plug sockets!
- 2nd Amendment Rites: STOP THE MADNESS
- My 12” by 12” office has three doors that all lead to the same location.
- Dont anger me at the gym...
- Just another day at Wells Fargo. 12 people standing in line, not one teller window open.
- The fact that the handle to the left is the opposite way from everything else
- My friends heckin chonk.
- The temperature intervals on this oven
- Cvs receipt for 4 items
- Filling up the other day and it auto-stopped here...
- hmmm
- Coworker laziness
- My cat often sits like this when I’m having breakfast.
- This broken zipper handle is two stories up on a tiny ledge outside a gate at the Logan International Airport. I cant figure out how it got there.
- The way this truck has the height printed on it in reverse so the driver can see it in the side mirror and be constantly reminded.
- This scissor lift leveling ramp looks totally legit.
- Hank always appears when we have salmon for dinner.
- Littleton Colorado has speed limits in 1/2 miles.
- This water bottle filling station at San Francisco airport helped eliminate 78,732 disposable plastic bottles.
- So, I came in for my overnight stocking shift at work, and came upon this beaut just hanging from the baler. Apparently, the last shift was told to leave it since its wedged.
- My cat Momo surveying the living room from atop the cupboard
- Zelda, she lost one (1) whole pound!
- If I fit I sits
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- Gotta hate the rainy weather
- A slight overlook
- Angry clock
- Its not over yet. Please wear a mask.
- So many hooks and they pic the valve on a gas pipe.
- The number of coffees my mom has made in 5 years
- Hmmm
- The exposure of this photograph was four seconds long.
- I have no idea what kind of order these are in
- The 1s in the first half of this microwave display are backwards
- The stainless steel directly below the spouts is being corroded away by the soda pop.
- My sister bought a nightstand and it came pre-built but there are corners sticking out. And the bottom drawer wont open
- This All in One bathroom faucet. That promptly blew water all over my face.
- This door at a restaraunt...
- If you cant see the fire exit, it doesnt exist.
- This sign at a cat cafe in my city
- Industrial Technology
- Say hello to Michael
- Nice.
- My favorite way to start pepper seeds: incubation by cat
- Cliff jumping activated
- When overnight shift really kicks your ass. I said you getting me hella karma
- Car cop
- Brooklyn 99
- Kohler Strike!
- My parents’ cat can jump way higher than the table (where she hides from dogs and small children), but my dad always leaves the chair out for her so she doesn’t have to
- I know they are probably more common in some places, but my refrigerator has a “Sabbath Mode”
- Temptations
- Stay safe y’all
- The temperature my cooler at work is set at.
- You had one job...
- Salvation army haul: That my friends is a $80-$120 meat slicer selling for $18. I had a coupon because I made a donation...I got two sets of brand new Christmas lights, brand new bamboo sushi rollers, a ball of yarn and the meat slicer and paid $17 for it all . Ham sandwiches for the win! 🥪🥪
- Well this bus driver is certainly prepared for Coronavirus huh lol? That’s a first I’ve seen so far today
- Yeehaw. Ride-em cowboy
- We bought an ambulance before xmas that wasn’t running, it needed a new timing board. Fixed that and a few other minor things and got to drive it today for the first time, it was a nice ride. As you can see I installed the bathroom. 😜 A good start!
- This 24-hour analogue clock that we have in our lab
- I never had a cat. Im house sitting this weekend. No matter where I go, he finds me. This cat is as skeptical of me as I am of him...
- My fat one fits under the table.
- Jasmines entire body does the thigh thing haha
- hmmm
- It’s like a mullet; business in the front, party in the back.
- This toaster has a button if you want it toasted a bit more
- My moms oven has a Sabbath mode
- Airports
- The step ladder I ordered and the box it came in.
- Our clock has IIII instead of IV
- First trip to my new town’s hardware store and they have earned my business for life!
- 9-1-1
- The bottom of my table also has a typo.
- The numbers on these lockers
- once youve seen it...
- The total weight of our luggage.
- Individually wrapped screws
- This camera angle in the pilot is unsettling for some reason. I think it’s because it’s from Abeds POV
- I told myself I wasn’t going to make a celebratory post once I got back to Onderland but that was before I knew how excited I would be about it. 20:4 has been fairly easy and feels great.
- Arizona
- This spelling mistake i see everyday at work... the other labels are correct...but not the biggest most noticeable one!
- I work at a shoe store. This is the counter behind the register that we put mismatched shoes, returns, and etc on. For some horrible reason, whoever made the counter, decided to make it slanted.
- Oops.
- Test Drive in Goodyear AZ
- sitting chonk
- Blursed classroom
- Pudge, checking out some birds.
- Cat vs Squirrel staredown.
- Hes the sweetest, most loving cat, but he isnt too bright.
- This garbage can is hidden behind an automatic sensor so every time you throw something away it dispenses a paper towel whether you wanted one or not
- Both satisfying and infuriating.
- Im replacing the screen on a laptop and one of the antennas in the display assembly is labeled Harry Potter 14
- This fridge has a compartment on the front just for drinks.
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- When the waterline drips water AFTER the dryer cycle has passed over your car.
- Cart coffee table
- Built in cabinet trim
- How It Feels Paying For Gas Right Now.
- Shes got a figure like a seal
- And for dinner...
- This elevator opens to a door
- Katherine Barrell
- this doormat measures the angle of the open door
- You guys did mothers day yesterday, we are doing Norways independence day the 17th. We are gearing up for the biggest day of the year and there are more deliveries tomorrow...
- blursed_door
- My kids mail person decided this fit. Plot twist - it meant it didn’t want to come out
- This label at my workplace...
- These drawers at my new job.
- My Car’s Range and MPG are the Same Significant Digits, One Decimal Off
- I saw a “portable” traffic light the other day
- Frame screen
- Aside from the glare, it worked out this morning
- At my parents’ house.
- Life finds a way.
- Thought it fit in! Future Chonker in the making!!
- This is the only one like this in the whole school
- Thinking about getting my first custom mech. Is this good?
- “Cats will outsmart dogs every time.” Does not apply here.
- Why is there a raw fish on the floor
- They put the power button on the same spot where you cook.
- Unstoppable
- My university library has cell phone booths so people can talk in private
- I’m trying to eat breakfast Poe
- Shadetree yeast mechanic cleaning the tools.
- Cool detail I noticed in 6x06
- We were shopping and I found this monstrosity
- Way to Blatantly Disregard the Sign Right Next To You
- every night when I make the table, my cat sits at in my chair expecting a place for her
- This door handle is strangely low
- Dammit. So close on two accounts.
- M E G A C H O N K E R
- They are all the wrong time its 9:40
- me irl
- Barrel projects
- Number 2 is slightly off.
- Rookie Blue
- I hate this clock and the fact I have to look at it for 50 minutes per week.
- My testing center renamed locker 13 to 12b
- I think he is going to get the job.
- After not being able to find her for thirty minutes. ( top of fridge )
- Hide and go seek with electrical panels (the door is always propped like that).
- My home shop cat approves of her new mini tool box
- My refrigerator’s temperature settings. Does more bars mean higher temp or colder temp? Is it obvious to everyone else and I’m just dumb?
- The doorways at my building at school - I am very skinny and can barely fit through the skinny door with a backpack on.
- Stan Lees last food based superhero..
- First and last time buying petrol
- There is another
- This notice on my deep fryer.
- Blursed_Shaq
- The bitter sweetest
- Today, I ALMOST did it
- In Stockholm’s national museum the floors are 1,2,4 and 6
- Makes sense to me
- For people who leave the plastic covering on. WHY!? It looks so gross and dirty
- The minute increments on my oven are different on the right and left of centre.
- Warning label by William Shatner?
- A small gesture for a large part of the progress in the CV fight.
- She is not helpful at all when Im trying to study
- Piece of dirt on my washing machine looks like someone doing a cannonball into it.
- Finally etched my kettle and it looks grea.... Crap!
- I need me some more Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumero)
- Sorry, but I dont speak wingdings
- This new water fountain at work keeps track of how many plastic water bottles its saved.
- This clock has 72 minutes
- Putting a smoker together and my cat jumped in it. I told him it wasn’t a good idea.
- This coffee table
- We did it boys!
- The Dodge Ram has a built in math cheat sheet
- The emergency exit at my gym
- Corporate Greed
- hmmm
- hmmm
Thank you to Pastor Reno & the congregants of Idlewild Church for the welcome jolt of energy ☕ to get this Thursday started! #community #coffeetime - @tampapd on Instagram
- this door on the wall in my college gym
- Thanks a lot, Karen
- I thought I bought a new laptop stand for $5 at Goodwill. Turns out its actually a kitten stand.
- PsBattle: Shoe Cat
- I only want to study for school
- It appears weve eliminated 0u0u0u00 bottles of waste.
- This door in my lecture hall
- My local gym: One bottle at a time.
- Äntligen lyckats
- Saw this in the DCA airport while filling up my bottle. 1.2M bottles not in the landfill.
- My coworkers made this to make work a little more fun.
