- This is so true and relatable
- Headaches
- Poverty money, indeed.
- The origin of the sauna
always keep a booster seat in your car just in case - @thezoomuniversity on Instagram
- ah cooties
- Always looking to talk shite
- Geez yer pension ya auld boot
- Me_irl
- the communication of an alarm clock
- Everyone’s favorite game....let’s start an argument!
- For all of you guys who couldnt find the Beatles RSD release, be patient. Dont feed the eBay scalpers!
- Oops
- Truly the best way to bond
- They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
- How to get fined in Scotland
- Out of pocket
- Why?
- Yeah of course he did mate
- Sorry navy
- UFC229 Brawl
- One by one
- Sleepy date
- me_irl
- Same same
- meirl
- Get your Skattles and skidaddle!
- Me irl
- Oh the irony
- Wait wat
- Justice for Tobin!
- We all live the same lives I swear
- 2meirl4meirl
- If you’re gonna do crime, at least be zero waste.
- meirl
- yikes
- Anyone care to guess?
- People are great sometimes.
- Not even remotely
- It’s hard as fuck to use that wee pen
- Royal Bedding
- Y’all need to stop sleeping on Idaho girls
- Nothing compares to getting roasted by plant people
- Madlad misdirects some people to a party then boasts about it. X-post from r/whitepeopletwitter
- Worth a shot 🇺🇸
- Hey, when was healthcare due?
- I swear I didn’t have this much work in class.
- Same here🙋♂️
- meirl
- me_irl
- Porter Robinson - ‘hollowheart’ announcement
- Hol up... what ??
- I like Trudeau and Conan but damn
- No more simpin.
- Dear Mama
- 2meirl4meirl
- The task has failed successfully
- Blueberry Lives Matter
- Leia is getting some solid changes!
- 2meirl4meirl
- Idk about you, but I’m fucked.
- Some people are just savages
- 2meirl4meirl
- Taco bout elite patter
- meirl
- 2meirl4meirl
- You cant break Flavor Flav
- Can this count as a history meme?
- Damn good point!!!
- Happens to the best of us
- 2meirl4meirl
- COINTELPRO is real
- Im so very thirsty.
- Back off budy
- Got an Answer
- I ain’t gonna lie... I smiled and blew air out of my nose really fast when I read this
- Seriously, theyre smaller than his face
- Fuming
- Thanks, I hate spinach lube
- The wee mans goin places
- I think shes on to something 🙌
- Woman vs man working from home.
- She saves them all
- Defying expectations
- This shit ain’t that complicated
- We’d
- Yall need to move on.
- Shockin aeeeee
- Gies a swatch o yer WAP
- Kids are damn cute
Leilana, if I could gift wrap the globe I’d give you the world. - @spellmanperformance on Instagram
- Really disappointing
- 2meirl4meirl
- My uncles a dug
- meirl
- 🤷
- Stop being poor
- Typical queen behavior
- I never answer my phone
- Milky wilky
- Unicorn Soul
- I have standards
- blursed_keyboard
- Me when I first started listening to Kanye
- For the football fan .
- me🍅irl
- True love
- They keep fucking around he bout to win 5-0 on their asses
- Toddlers make big moves for being less than two feet tall
- Ha
- me irl
- Put the cocaine back or leave it alone
- Man’s got a point
- What about 2019
- She really puts the guest first
- Did you sneeze?
- Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man
- Tom Brady will never retire.
- Grocery List
- “this counts as an un-excused absence”
- The only thing you need to learn history is a book
- cursed water balloon
- Maws hamemade soup
- Giggles
- Then hotel lobby?
- Bringing dishonor to the family
- 2meirl4meirl
- Shit adds up, man.
- God tweet
- Redneck Jesus
- Fake friends need not apply
- Taking it back to this classic
- Last Call
- darienne shares her thoughts on the met gala.
- Living on the Edge
- 2meirl4meirl
- Classic
- Other kinds of shots as well.
- 8 ball pool in a nutshell
- Can’t argue with that thought process
- Should have planned ahead
- Stane caul
- This is America
- Honestly, twizzlers aren’t that bad
- What a feeling
- Careful what you wish for
- When someone tries to break into your van
- To be so innocent
- He having none of this
- Fucks sake Karen
- The Art of the Scran
- Kids turning their eyelids inside oot
- Damn these broad shoulders!
- Haberdashers on suicide watch
- Payable on Death
- thank god he keeps his wallet in his pocket
- Good luck on finals everyone
- I... what.... how... okay
- It’s the thought that counts but
- Oh dear!
- 2meirl4meirl
- Well Well Well....
- Vine really was somethg...
- Closer than my peeps you are to me
- Why thank you, I did spend entirely too much money on these plants.
- This.
- When a COVID-19 infected Trump goes for a joyride with his Secret Service Agents
- Luh-Who-Suh-Her
- Fake tanned oot ma nut.
- Small towns
- *stomach rumbles*
- Just taking it oot the noo
- The rush of being carded when you’re underage has been overtaken by the bliss that is being asked for ID when you’re of legal age
- Me everytime there is a discussion about straws
- Oh it’s what you do to me
- R.I.P.
- Any tips for starting up a new restaurant chain?
- 2meirl4meirl
- Outstanding move
- Good question
- Same
- Facetime iphone
- Nae bor Sean Batty
- Brett remembers RBG
- An absolute reggie blinker
- Nae doubt sinks a can of Red Bull as soon as he wakes up as well
- Class of 2011 represent 😤
- friends are like...
- can’t have that absolute embarrassment
- Long overdue update to the sex/baseball metaphor
- Gone but not forgotten 3
- Im sorry but Trashanova is hilarious
- I can feel it in my arms!
- meirl
- What was wrong with the old classics eh?
- It’s not just school, this is me everyday💀😂
- Come rain or shine
- That’s a rookie mistake
- Time to move to New Zealand
- Vestment humor
- Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
- We found him guys!!
- She scratches and she sniffs
- I would totally board this flight
- me_irl
- We all got that one English teacher who was the goat
if you know, you know. 💯💯💯 - @pluckerswingbar on Instagram
- This sounds like something an r/notliketgeothergirls girl would do
- UAV inbound
- I can feel it in my arms!
- Did not see that coming
- fairy tale
- Now I gotta go sit in detention with JR
- 2meirl4meirl
My boy @deshaunwatson4 defining savagery for yall. Proud of the boys #nationalchampions - @jseckin on Instagram
- Crash Bandicoot
- Cardinals of toppings
- Smh my head there’s no loyalty these days
- Kaskade showed Skrillex DJing while he was still touring in his band
- me irl
- Foolproof plan imo
- The struggle is real...
- Leg and a chocolate orange
- All Facebook is old Facebook
- Good old Berghaus
- Student Loan Lockdown
- Oh I’m cryin now....
- Great mindset...
- Throw your hands in the air and wave em like you just dont care.
- Grandpa sure has been chill lately.
- Discuss
- Don’t you just hate it when that happens
- 2meirl4meirl
- Sad but true...
- I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
- Mad shagger loves his burds
- Good thing his wife has all those essential oils.
- Corona virus 😤
- Finger lickin good
- High school reunion.
- Man City admin after the goal cancelled
- me irl
- He needs to stand up for himself
- Yes, monsters are real
- well this tweet didn’t age so well lmfaoo
- If I had a wife, hopefully one day
- He makes a solid point.
- Yes I’m also DTF
- Currently filter feeding these mini pretzels
- Fucking Seshhog
- Super Bowl joKe
- Press Square
- Widny get ye much 😂
- meirl
it’s like a weirdo rite of passage - @electricmantis on Instagram
- 12 inch
- Douche bag
- meirl
- Meanwhile, in the world of Tyron Woodley
- Dating Tips
- A Halloween Love Story 👻
- Quite lucky really
- Went from 43 to -18 in a day smh
- This is the person calling you a snowflake online
- I think someone did
- Aloha means Buy One Get One Free on roundtrip tickets.
- Daft old boot
- It’s worth a shot...
- How degrading!
- No, not me ever ;)
- The Salem Witch Trials begin (1692)
- Steven has a whimsy
- He’s not wrong
- Socially distant & emotionally distant.
- Honestly True
- Eating it loud
@shoutoutpodcast 🎙 - @bradhollis on Instagram
- Issac Newton discovers DQ Blizzards
- A classic tweet to never be forgotten
- Oddly specific
Why cant they just leave us alone for a day. A day is all I ask. - @daviddtss on Instagram
- California right now
- PUBG
- Liquid camouflage
- I’m hungry now.
- Jakey bastard
- Proud to be Scottish
- “Yeah so im really into the office and i LOVE pizza”
- Michael Anthony approved ✔
- The life of a sneaker head
- A record to be proud of...
- What would you name your coffee?
- He should be grateful that his laundry is done afterwards
- If I had a dollar for every time...
- It’s never the same with other bottles.
- I want this
- Id get a Costco membership but I dont own a Swiss chalet where I can store 5 lb buckets of mayonnaise.
- Going tae the shops
- There would be so many bar fights if this happened
- My partner booked me a haircut, should I be worried?
