. 雨 中学校から高校生になる前の春休みに地元に出来たばかりの超大型スーパーでアルバイトをした。 中学生は雇ってくれないので高校生と嘘を言って働かせて貰った。 配属されたのはサービスカウンタと隣接した銘菓を取り扱う売り場。 菓子折りの包装とのし紙を巻く事をひたすらするのが私の仕事だった。 この売り場はサービスカウンターと隣接している事もありマナーや規範が重んじられる。 「トイレ行ってきゃース」とでも言ったら殺される勢いで「2番行って来ますですよ」って怒られる。 ここではいくつかの言葉は数字で表現するように決められている。 トイレは2番で雨は4番だった気がする。 他にもいくつか番号があったが30数年も前の事なので他は忘れた。 2番は厳格だったが4番の使い方はやや乱れていた。 売り場から外の状況がわからず、ある決まった音楽が流れると雨だと分かるようになっていて我々に求められる事は紙袋の上からビニール袋を被せる事。 毎回、雨の音楽が流れると売り場のおば様達は「4番が降って来た」って言う。 遅番の人が売り場に来るなり「今日は凄いよー、横なぐりの4番。」 もう普通に雨で良いじゃん。って思ってた。 最近になってこの時の隠語を思い出した。 そしたら、ちょうど社内で重たいデータを海外の取引先にどのように渡すか? が会議されていて皆ダウンロードを連呼していた。 だから「ダウンロードしてきます」と言ってトイレに向かった。 その後も何回も使っているが全く流行らないし、すべっている感じも出てきた。 もう少し頑張ってみるつもりだ。 #puebco - @puebco_japan on Instagram
Got it, got it, got it...don’t got it - @morningbrew on Instagram
- To think it looks clean before seeing this...
- It’s terrifying
- Leading a dual life.
- Does her butt look big
- It is true
- Guess who was specifically picked because made with delicious red berries but instead is full of raisins and only has 1% raspberries and 0,5% strawberries
- U have been visited by the good morning butt
- Not crappy, just bad
- Half Horses stand, King
- Oh me oh my
- Where does IMVU fit on the ES timeline?
- I guess we like the French now.
- Funny happy birthdays
- Anne Taintor Gets My Sarcasm
- Vitamin seæ
- One of those days.
- This legit weird photo used to sell a $3.2M apartment in NYC
- The way the table number was printed on at this diner
- The colors of Mila Kunis eyes are different from one magazine to another.
- Why tf do I still get on Facebook
- Ah, stay classy Columbus
- brian gordon
- They are here be afraid
- Pee pee 😂😂
- But i love you...
- No wholesome peely conga for me (still mad at past me)
- This seems familiar!
- I love me some Wendys fish back.
- Dont forget, you are part American by being human
- I wonder why people catfish.
Cdv hoppetosse Terrasse Noir - @benjaminfehrcatenaccio on Instagram
- posting again because of typo
- Y E S M U S C L E
- well that answers that
Comment “Yes” if this is you 🥴 Even if you don’t comment it’s safe to assume it’s a yes 😏 #TKKFriedChicken - @tkkfriedchicken on Instagram
- No homo but duck hung 😳🍆
- Couldn‘t resist
- Matte på museum
- Southern Belle Secrets
- Antivax research lavatory
- Cell in Biology Book
- Blursed_megoosa
- Why is he not with them :(
- 👀
- Fucking weeb
- My dad does this but less than my mother-in-law. Whodathunkit?
- Yellow Car!
- Lets put a smile on that face!
Big quarantine energy. - @wavessocial on Instagram
- Seen in Manchester, couldnt resist. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiin one!
- W̙̪̙͡ ̼̝̩̜̼͙̭a̲̪̳ ́n͕̙̼͍͔̜͠ ̺̭t̤͔̗̣͓͓ ̷̭͈͔͉̲e̤͍̘̳ ̵̙̘̹̳͖̫̖r̰̣̮̥̟ͅ
- Thanks I hate nacho life hacks
- This ad for the One Punch Man game
- Cursed_toilet
- Fistos Rise Up!
- Trevlig midsommar
- This time, we DO cross the streams
- Tack, Skämtnisse.
- Wow so amazing
- Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
- Three best friends
- I didnt watch the movies
- Volkskrant redactie: Doe er maar een gezellige foto onder, iets met bakje koffie ofzo...
- Muh larkey
- Blursed Minion
- It’s a JoJo Reference
- The world was a much different place the day my husband was born (26.5 years ago)
- Duel of the yard signs
- Enjoy
- Advertising on the back of a truck selling fire wood
- Saufkumpanen mieten?
- And this... is to go further beyond
- Funny family quotes
- Perks of being a quiet kid
- They hated Jesus because he told the truth
- I’m glad she found some humor in it too
- Det här låter lovande
- If your selling point is that youre super emotional, you arent going to find many buyers
- It’s just a beard hair
- Cool stuff
- An answer to an age old question
- @iuavmoda4dummies on Instagram
- Depression and Jojo memes every Friday
- happy magic.
- Time to go to france
- this was the place i thought of
- My friend saw this road name in the wild
- Oh
- Just let that sink in for a moment
- Need new friends.
- 100% truth.
- I hate titles
Whats for dinner at your place tonight? I just dashed out and got a chicken to roast with kumara (sweet potato) chips and broccoli we have from @foodboxnz. #Repost @makaiacarr - @kidslunchboxrevolution on Instagram
The truth be told here! - @marron.ik on Instagram
- My fear when getting a tattoo [OC]
- Blursed_inch
- Titanic and a Modern Cruise Ship in comparison
- NO NO NO! YOURE RUINING IT MAN!!!
- OLDENBURG
- The Truth
- The future is here
- Evolution of cheese color
- *Piano intensifies
- You can order the chefs emotions at this restaurant
- Its the pot at the end of the rainbow
- Roderk Heffley ONAGE
- Dad.
- * a day in the city *
- Coronavirus ≠ scamming people for money
- Truck-kun has a message
- Spray your first world problems away...
😩😩🥴 -------------------- #bern #meme #memes #schweiz #lol #haha #bruh #😂 #switzerland #äuä #memepage #witz #schwiiz #schwizermemes #schwizerdütsch #humor #comedy #swissmeme #swissmemes #spass - @bernermemes_ on Instagram
- When you try to use Google to translate Monty Python’s “world’s funniest joke,” which causes readers to die of laughter and was written in German for the sketch, this is the result.
- DBZ abridged is great so many unexplored meme templates
- you might have to zoom in on the image.
- Polaren fick en riktigt glädjande grattishälsning av sina släktingar på Facebook idag..
- Just call him the GooseMaster
- Look at the glizard tho
- This is America
- Ein Mitbürger über Fernbusfahrgäste
- An Oliver Twist
#isittooearlytostartdrinking #wine #momswholovewine #vintage - @wine_for_whiners on Instagram
- A God Level Threat
- hmmm
- Snip Snap Snip Snap (sorry...)
- The magic juice
- Wing Chong
- Believe in yourself
- What did they have I wonder
- Its gonna take a while tho
- The screen damage on my phone lines up perfectly with peoples profile pictures to give them a bee hive styled wig!
- Jedes Mal, wenn ich diesen Wagen sehe
- I have a wholesome meme
- Not sure where this ghost is but Ill be glad to help.
- Hiv positive
- Make cement at home
- Coolers
- The recent AVGN episode gave me ideas.
- Anna Nicole Smith
- When you get to chapter 2
- The Cock in a Pot™ who speaks painful truths
- FļųşH
- Bästa kvällen med Ellen!
- This horseshit.
- Breakups suck
- When life gives you lemons..
- Blursed_frozen
Hahaha.. Not even #god can #save him.. 😂😂😂😁 . . . . . . . . . . Tag someone with same mistake 🤘🤘😆 . . . . . . . . . . . Follow for more memes🤐🤐😇😇 . . . . . . . . . . #goinghighwayentertainers #wifey #wife #husbandandwife #husband #husbands #life #lifeisameme #godcansaveus #lovers #relationshipgoals #relationshipmemes #memes😂 #funny #people #outofthisworld - @goinghighway on Instagram
- Its true though
- Hope this meme makes your hair stand on end
- I have to see this everyday at work.
Vor der Tür – Straßenbild: Deine Haare sind wie eine Krone, die du nie absetzt! #wortelieben #wirmüssenlesenschatz #gedächtnisderzeit #vordertür #straßenbild #haare - @wortelieben on Instagram
- Wow!
- A swimming pool that got untouched by flooding
- “It’s the same type of stand”
- I made one investment...
Was anyone expecting staycation mode to last so long? - @aflacduck on Instagram
- Spent 10 years making this film with no money, everyone thought I was insane. The footage was shit, I didn’t know if it would ever be finished, it was missing sound, but my face is on a disc now. Anything is possible!
- Dont eat me, thats a joke
- Ishigami is best girl
- Hur ska ni ha det Gotland?(bilden togs i Sthlms län igår)
Quack #comedy #memesdaily #memes😂 #memeking #forbiddenimages #forbidden-image #twistedmemes #recipes #meme #memes #dogs #marveledit #marvel #dankmemes #offensivememes #memeking #showerthoughts #stephcurry #michaeljordan #marvelmemes #science #follow #followme #shoutoutsforshoutouts #tagfortag #shoutout4shoutout - @savage__animals on Instagram
- Someone fucking printed this out. In what context would this even be displayed?
- OK Millennial: Boomers are the Greatest Generation in History
- Lebensweisheiten
- To be discreet
- Det där är lite överdrivet...
Kan ikke klage på 5/6! Sveip for å lese resten av artikkelen 😜 - @eg_og_du on Instagram
- Itll be a race to pick him
- This is so 2020.
- Im never banking with you.
- hmmm
Wer kennt es? 😂 @jujuvierundvierzig #juju #juju44 #jujuvierundvierzig #jujusxtn #jujumemes #jujunuramemes - @juju44_memes on Instagram
Flagship Store Parisien 🇫🇷 💋 C’est la première boutique Ines de la Fressange Paris :) Nichée sur la Rive Gauche de Paris, elle prend des allures d’atelier à l’ancienne. — Ouvert du lundi au samedi de 11h à 19h Open from Monday to Saturday 11am to 7pm Adresse : 24 rue de Grenelle, 75007 Paris #inesdelafressangeparis #inesdelafressange - @inesdelafressangeparis on Instagram
- Cursed_toothbrush
- ok
- My worms! MY WORMS!!
- Who knew Marge was a Karen?
- Yeah thats not how it works
Do not listen to this bastard. - @perfect.since1992 on Instagram
- Thanks, I hate cereal.
- Jacksonville University
- Longest hand in history of men!
- I have made dis and would like to reach lwiay.
- 🆑ℹ️✝️
- Oh no no no...
- [Wholesome] [Implied]
- Giggle Palooza is reposting from itself.
- Side quest ftw
@shobhit_sk . #shobhit_sk #lawschool #lawyer #law #lawstudent #lawgraduate #lawmemes #LawMemeSociety #advocate #court - @lawmemesociety on Instagram
- Umbrella surfer yatcht template? Anyone have it?
- Da hat wohl einer schnell einen neuen Job gefunden
- T bar ideas
- @august_horch_museum on Instagram
- *crazy noisy bizzare town intensifies*
- Dr Who
- Unfortunately, I doubt this notice.
- National lampoons
- Ann Taintor
- Blursed_dish
- Kill it
- I wonder how bad their vision is
- I can hear this badboy right now
- why enemy nasus always has 1000 stacks at 20min??
- Good Girl Gina heeft ambities.
- I hate these types of people
- Disney 3
- we will mary 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
- Hey, nice dock
Bolt Cutters . . . #gulls #breakingthelaw #boltcutters #breakingandentering #notrespassing #seagulls #docks #fishing #oregoncoast #rockandroll #rockband #heavymetal #comic #instalaugh #instacomic #webcomic #webtoon #jailbird #behindbars #jail #jailtime #instaartist #artistofinstagram #artistoninstagram #digitalart #photoshop #birdsofinstagram #oregon #newport #fun - @gullscomicstrip on Instagram
- Vad sägs som lite edgy svensk måndagshumor? 😬
Eddy! Dont just swim away, go over there and strut that hook! - @reddiwhip on Instagram
- Moana-2016
- Grrr
- Expectations vs Reality
- Where could the armed guy with a hoodie be?
- Sad mosquitoe noises
- Gotta make you understand!
- Cursed_wimpykid
- Vilket bro pris!
- Don’t get sell my nana
Jeśli już #jakswoje - @dominik_sawio on Instagram
- This has turned into a different situation.
- Hold Up
- Schrödingers Briefkasten ist in Dortmund
- This travel company which was in time that I definitely hadnt to wait 2 hours for another train.
- Whats it called when youre doing the opposite of swimming?
- If only more people knew about this...
- My dad...
- Eureka Springs Restaurants
- The classic 3 emoji meme
- Wat voor een systeem?
- Someone messed up the toilet in my school so I made a remastered format
- I spy with my little eye a new format
- I love going to sucks
- Isn’t it?
- Toalett, uppsala universitet
- Polnareff is a big boy now
- *dies in irl*
- When you finally get some alone time
- Blursed Rescue
- Vielleicht nächstes mal doch einfach ein Taxi?
- The Straights muscle in on another dating show concept just MADE for gay women.
- me👋irl
- A boring dystopia
- Lighthouse!
- I feel like I shouldnt trust them with geography
- My staff are garbage.
- Alla goda ting (förutom datamängd) är 3000 hos Telenor
- Sauce me a reload, Steve
- bang
- Tuna Tuna
- Who actually watches the British version?
- Introvert Humor
- Ik hoop dat ze wel netjes hun handen wassen
- This sign in my hotel bathroom that encourages people to buy tiles and shower curtains on homejunkie.dk.
- Quarantine changes
- Quite curious indeed🤔
Travel Website Development starting from @ INR 9999/- Call 7030620980. Goantravels.in #Travel #WebsiteDevelopment #HotelBookingScript #channelmanager #Aydentechnologies - @amchemcalangute on Instagram
- Snip snip hen
- Kväck
- There aren’t too many of these right? ;)
What I expected when I asked for an at-home haircut versus what I got. #Unexpected - @aflacduck on Instagram
- $EXCHANGE
- You cant say no to LinkedIn
- German STD Sign
- Idiot
- Funny mishaps ♂️
- Obsessive parent starter pack
- Socially relevant
- Me🦋irl
- The child is spoiled, please compost
Carol rescued Starfish before her time was up. #talesfromtherokufishtank #latergram - @smilla4 on Instagram
- L is for lovers...
- *cue bad recorder playing my heart will go on
- The honeymoon suite dont settle for the $100 a night hotel.
- Preheat oven to 425 °F
- Let’s unplug t series
- Seriously, its the loudest sound on Earth.
- Blursed bait
- Punk quotes
- Bara i Göteborg...
- Piece of printer paper taped up in a business starter pack
- Gå bananas
- Some creative vandalism always adds to an advertising campaign
- Those extra seconds saved from having to reread the title are very important
- Omvandling på universitetets vis
- hentai_irl
- Autism...Always Close to My Heart
- Knees and toes
- @luciehills This is soo us LOL!
- Theres a solution to every problem
#croatianmemes - @croatianmemes on Instagram
@ikeamalaysia 😍😍😍 #unclerogermemes #nigelng #ricetomeetyou #r2mu - @unclerogermemes on Instagram
Look mom, my hand! - @widisam on Instagram
🔴ESCAPE😂😂➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖🔵#zip #zipsp #piaggio #piaggiozip #yamaha #aerox #fast #wheelie #wheeliewednesday #motorcycle #malossi #scooter #vespa #50cc #70cc #80cc #100cc #125cc #180cc #bikelife #runner #akrapovic #yasuni #polini #jmtuning #Exhaust #fast #wheelietime #2t #bikelife #onewheel #piaggiovespa - @zip.bikelife on Instagram
- It really do be like that sometimes
- Coco Jumbo has nice body tho
