- Libertarians
- funny
- The iOS version of Reddit makes you tap EVERY SINGLE NOTIFICATION before they get dismissed
- If this doesn’t belong here than what does?
I have too much Love and Energy ❤⚡❤⚡❤⚡❤⚡❤⚡❤⚡❤⚡❤⚡❤⚡❤⚡ - @chevyakacommas on Instagram
- My friend is a true troll - the gym wouldnt let her quit without mailing a physical letter...
- COUNTRY ROADS
- They all were speaking Spanish
- Is it a thing now?
- After many years of looking for my own facebook gold at the end of the rainbow... she finally produces!
- Found on FB. Religion is this woman’s crack.
- Does this count for gay guys?
This is doing the rounds on social media right now and news Corp covered this story that showed how much of a businesses takings is swallowed up by the delivery companies who still refuse to drop their commissions during the pandemic. More than half of this invoice didn’t go to the restaurant. ⠀ “Deliveroo encourages us to discount to win more business... We offer the customer a 20 per cent discount on the total of $220 ($44), yet Deliveroo still charges us 30 per cent plus 10 per cent GST for their commission on the full amount before discount. ⠀ “We end up with $103.40 but still have to pay the Government GST on the sale, leaving us with $94, Deliveroo end(s) up with $66 plus whatever the customer paid for the delivery. ⠀ “So Deliveroos commission now jumps to 41.25% plus a deliver fee!” ⠀ “It screwed me.” ⠀ ⠀ The best we can do to support local businesses is to call, order and pickup. It’s possibly time for us to develop a culture where we opt out of the lazy easy delivery culture and start picking up the phone and going for a short walk. ⠀ You can find the article at ⠀ https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/coronavirus-struggling-melbourne-restaurants-hit-out-at-new-deliveroo-service/news-story/9d86240beb735517bbea4d989bdc304a#.frd6r ⠀ #supportlocalbusiness #everythinginnerwest ⠀ ⠀ - @everythinginnerwest on Instagram
- You had one job, Jen
- Wtf
- Youre right... We dont believe that happened.
- A fee years old but i true to fet and 11:11:11 on 11/11. The flash messed it up
- Mike and Bryan recently had interview with polygon, this was interesting answer
- Yes, this is exactly how it works.
- So is it saved or not?
- Ordering literally anything online
- Someone’s got a vendetta against these fake geek girls
- Scratch-and-sniff safety brochure to help people recognize the smell of a gas leak
- Found on my schools’s knitting club instagram
- *tsktsktsk*
- On the verge of a breakthrough…
- Hunger Games!
- benefit
- Blursed definition
- Blursed Game
- Does this belong
- Gatekeeping racial identity
- pLeAsE nO jUdGiNg Or RuDe CoMmEnTs
- Trashy doesnt cover this level of degeneracy
- Blursed achieving your dreams
- Grogans pub in Dublin will close for two weeks and its owners will take the hit and continue to pay the staff who work there
Maybe half a point for trying such a bold move! #school #answers #funnyanswers #funnyanswersfromkids #funnyanswersarebetterthancorrectanswers #jesus #jesuschrist #religion #judaism #jewish #bravemove #epicfail #nobleeffort - @rcthoughtsvlog on Instagram
- Voltaire, huh?
- The bottom line of the left image says “Ya know what people AREN’T dying of in the US? MEASLES, Ebola, or the Coronavirus”
- I’ve requested a refund from Ryanair at least three times. At no point did I request a voucher. This is the email I got today. See waaaaaaay at the bottom.
- Best Excuse for Missing a Criminology Class
- Like the same song? Youre soulmates.
- How NOT to approach a Domme 101
- Seriously, who pays for these signs???????
- Thanks EU!
- Say what now
- Good any day in April! (expires April 02, 2019)
- Couples reward scheme revealed on fb....
Do you ever wonder why conventional blueberries are so cheap? This letter was in todays Sydney Morning Herald. The @gcorganicmarket would never sell conventional blueberries and we only ever have gorgeous Certified Organic Blueberries grown in nutrient rich soil to look after you and the planet 🌏❤🌻 #miamiorganicmarkets #blueberries #bethechange #organicvegans #localfarmers #localfarmersmarket #immunity #nopesticides #supportlocalgc #organicbreakfast #organicfood #goldcoastliving #goldcoastmums #australiancertifiedorganic #goldcoastvegan #mermaidbeach #goldcoast #gcmiami #nobbysbeach #goldcoastkids #broadbeach #broadbeachwaters #organic #burleigh #mainbeachgoldcoast #surfersparadise #goldcoasthealthandfitness #goldcoastorganic #goldcoastpregnancy - @gcorganicmarket on Instagram
- Please, Just stop!
- Now that I’ve started killing people, want to chat
- “You have received a message from”- oh piss off, and why is there a confirm password?!
- The only possible explanation
- How to get rid of Facebook pests (x-post r/facebookwins)
- Let’s hit that 1 million contribution goal!!
- Gatekeeping manliness
- alabama 101
- Christians being afraid of being fat? Why? Its not like gluttony is a sin!
- So homophobia mixed in with some racism!
- Any of you guys do this?
- My realtor sent out an email yesterday claiming he’s retiring, then claims April Fools on March 30th. I was excited to hear he was because he screwed me over. I hate him even more now.
- Guy Tweets Fake Story From Plane, Does Not Know Guy Sitting Next To Him Is A Journalist With the New York Times
- Any mention of biological female organs makes you a “t*rf”.
- Wile dose of the horn.
- Person who was called out in a /r/quityourbullshit post appears on an alt account defending himself
- Hard chilling!
- Checked out a bread recipe book from the library. I feel personally attacked.
- Star signs (Libra!!!)
- Help your kids with mavth, not spelling though...
...a reminder of why hes become one of the most beloved voices in American songwriting across the last half-century -@popmatters. A new @chrissmithermusic song + music video (🎥: @thebackbarproductions) are now premiering on @popmatters! Check it out and read the full interview ⬆️ Link in bio ⬆️ @chrissmithermusics new album More from the Levee is available on vinyl via @recordstoredayus on Sept 26! The CD and streaming will be available Oct 2. - @signaturesoundsrec on Instagram
- Funny health quotes
- Sanity
- My watch is making fun of me for being lazy.
- Blursed_Gramps
- When you try to close this advert on a mobile it cuts of the first letter off of each line.
- This kid deserves an A for creativity.
- Books
- says sadly single man
- Fried chicken
- Gatekeeping sexuality
- Facebook Gold. My Mississippi friends dont take kindly to African American adoptions.
- As a girl, I approve of this message (x-post r/funny)
- We had a prophet in 2006
- I dont have ad blocker. I wouldnt even know how to get it on my phone
- I didnt know that there was only one proper way of reading time.
- Death cult
- Only in Nebraska
- Super Mom
- Posted from his phone Im sure
- There’s no synonym for synonym.
- If you were in a car would you know what accident to do?
- Man wins big in divorce! [Reposted because OP used a non-descriptive title]
- My conversation with our ISP.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA = 100%
- This isnt even a relationship
- Being bullied?
- Blursed students.
- If your child is using a bicycle bell for safety purposes that could result in their death.
- Wow
- Somebody give this boy a medal
- Quality way to inform your mailman that your spouse no longer lives there.
- My school is having me read the holy texts 😳
- Becky albertalli
- Missed connection
Yall...its easy to get caught up on the day to day, one task to the next. So what a lovely reminder when others interrupt you to say, I see you! You did a thing. 250 rides in the @soulcycle books today. I ❤ this reminder cause in the 4 years Ive been riding, Ive only lived in a SOUL market for 6 of those almost 24 months. (Shoutout SOMA and @mkhurlbutt !) This note reminds me of how strong I am...of at least 13 other cities and 26 studios in which Ive collectively sweat, woohooed, found my inner rhythm, and convinced countless numbers of you to come with me on a 45-minute adventure. Thanks for todays magical ride, Trammell, and the CHLS studio for the acknowledgement. Anyone want to double tomorrow in NYC? #WhoMe #Stunning #SOULproud - @christybolingbroke on Instagram
- Guy knowingly dates a single mom and asks her to throw her own child in a foster home
- She is so edgy and tough
- Christmas Party Games
- Levis customer support sends me a GOOGLE SEARCH OF MY QUESTION, says thats all the info she has!
- Cheesy Gordita Crunch
- An excerpt from Dean Koontz’ novel, “The eyes of Darkness”, published in 1981. Eerily accurate.
- From a status bitching about Marxist BLM to...this:
- Funny
- Aww
- Dog milk = Human milk
- has this been posted before?
- Always the charmer, my father who is divorced from my mother finding out about her boyfriend
- increased 92,492%
- The y in seriously in the email
- This is the most Grandma thing I have ever seen on FB.
#accurate 🏳️🌈 - @dregenevieve on Instagram
- After 15 years, I still cant understand this logic.
Attention SF residents! Rent is due tomorrow. Did you know there is a moratorium (aka freeze) on rent increases? My landlord apparently doesnt or didnt care. If it happened to me, its possibly happening to you and many others. Get answers to more COVID-19 housing related questions at our website (link in bio)! #knowyourrights #cancelrent - @evictiondefense on Instagram
- Circlejerk subs, menwriting/drawing women, Redditmoment, its a weirdly common thing to see.
- What? Shut up, Rolling Stone.
- Came across this terrifyingly dumb post on my facebook feed today, a doctor telling you youre obese must count as a hate crime then...
- Apparently 12=0 now
- I was really into sonic...
- EYE CONTACT- Simple Body Language
- You just cant make this stuff up
- Kawhi Leonards Thank you message to Toronto
- Highway Trivia
- RE:FWD: MAYBE I SHOULD TURN MYSELF IN LOL
- Doing my English work and I found a certain cafe name ;)
- Yea I totally want to be raped.
- UKIP literature being distributed in Sussex - WE WOULD CLASSIFY ANYONE PREPARED TO VOTE FOR THIS AGREEMENT AS A NATIONAL TRAITOR, OR STATE ENEMY - WERE WATCHING YOU
- If you take more than 90 seconds at an atm you’re a maggot
- The Liberal, run by convicted plagiarist and Catholic far right advocate Leo Sherlock, are now reporting a bullshit “replacement theory” as fact on news articles. Facebook doesn’t have an issue with this, nor the fact checkers from the journal, if your on Facebook report this shit.
- When your shoes find their way back to Taoyuan
- A mutual friend is going through chemo and this is was someones response to a disagreement. Kicker is that this girl works at a hospital that specializes in breast exams!
- This girl I know put this as her cover photo on Facebook
- This happened in my town at a local restaurant, so disrespectful to the server.
- It’s nice to sit in silence with your teacher for 10 minutes?
- So this lady had her kids taken, her infant kids due to the fact she feed them only vegetable and fruit juices. No milk or formula. Now she is begging for help and donations on Facebook to get her kids back.
- My work implemented an automatic header warning you when an email comes from outside the company. Now I cant see a preview of the contents of any message until I open the email.
- When you read a well-written, informational article, right up until it ends with a snarky “Learned something, huh?”
- This is victim blaming right? That the people who got shot should’ve had guns? Also who says “dead these fuckers”
- Teacher sends student to possible death during fire drill
- Great 1989 Porsche Ad [OC] [720 x 951]
- The folks on Facebook that post this sort of thing.
- [181/365] Hows that for a slice of fried gold?
- Just leave me alone, if I couldn’t be bothered in the first e-mail I won’t in the second, third, fourth etc
- Food for Thought
- Apparently we are still blaming Obama for things?
- Autocorrect is really pushing me to make errors. It wont stop popping up.
- Well guys, looks like we lost. It was a good run while it lasted.
- This was on a video of someone taking pictures in a pumpkin patch
- All i have to do is enter! And to do that i need to send them money!
- Even when I get a W it’s still an L. Won a Raffle and can’t make it there due to unforeseen circumstances. This is by far the worst L
- Nahhhhhh obviously just friendsssss
- Creative thinking challenge
- Hair Salons Are No Longer Safe to Anyone
We all know driving fast, drifting, and burn outs are fun for everyone, but know when and where to do it at yall stay smart and safe and respectful lets keep a car scene around here. - @704the_last_resort on Instagram
Haha! Too funny! #god #guns #south #bible #creation #guncontrol #politics #religion - @southernworld on Instagram
- Life of a lazy programmer.
- Captain Obvious
- Listen to what all OK
- Automotive Humor
- A nice touch from Glossier
- BAG OF GIRLS
- Blursed Newspaper
- Man with unkept lawn converts little girl.
- Equals Sign
- No, you aren’t
- Male bad female good
- Nice
- A guy I know brags about a careless driving ticket. Thinks all is fine in the world because nobody died
- A photo just to show off some tulips 🤔
- Postie Panic. One of my neighbours got this along with their mail (correctly delivered).
- That motherfucker Eric... He finally did it.
- If women insist on wearing makeup all the time its no wonder they attract liars!
- bucket list
- X-post, helping people by convincing them to join younique
- We have a new roommate moving into the house today. Were just trying to up front with him.
- Did he just say the super bowl gives people ideas to rape others? lmao what
- Mans greatest CounterStrike kill ends up being his family unit
- And here I was downloading anti-virus like a fool!
- I posted this in my google classroom
- Frank Warren
- When music pages try to give advice on subjects they shouldnt go near.....
Even though my profession has been catching a lot of heat here recently, I’m not ashamed to say I’m proud to wear the badge and serve my community. I’m excited to see where this next adventure takes me 👮♂️ 🚔 🕵️♂️ - @sandmanstephenson on Instagram
- Totally opposite review responses
- Royals are becoming so diverse.
- A rare insult with a taste of r/insanepeoplefacebook
- Specific Rating: 9.7
- Bender I thought yo stopped
- My last post got removed so I need a longer title but I think that’s pretty good
- Me_irl
- It’s the Thursday before btw
- hmmm
- Sarah Smiles :)
- Shorthand is an abbreviated form of writing that uses symbols in place of letters and words. Teeline shorthand is most common in Commonwealth countries and was introduced in the late 1960s.
- Spotted This Response to the Crotch Goblins Decal
- No checkboxes to actually unsubscribe, Submit button greyed out. Bonus: non-secure connection
- My co-worker has five kids and sets up epic battles for high stakes rewards.
- Stephen King clearly knows how to do the foreplay.
- Feel free
- Two of my Facebook friends shared this.... They are both grown adults.
- The answer to abortion
- Ligma takes another victim
- She should be reading todays lunch note right about now.
- This prep list my employee left made me feel like Im running an awesome kitchen.
- I am with you Bernie #2020
- Need help dealing with your woman?
- Summers a bummer with a sloppy jalopy
- My EE balance website CLEARLY not supported for Mobile. (Sorry for crappy blurring out of phone numbers)
- Because I am very badass
- When I came out to my Mom, I made her promise not to tell anyone else. But the night she went to visit her sister, I got this message. Guess she couldnt help herself. :P
- Idk if this is creepy or just rude, the comment was about a girls new profile picture
- Why kids hate math
- Don’t tell your young children Santa bought them nice gifts!
- This poor guy
- I got a Race Receipt at my Turkey Trot! I wish they did this at all races.
- Great list
- Here is a few tips for you guys on how to get nudes from someone you may match with. Happy Tindering kids 🇮🇳
- cars have to built like shit or they’ll get old and dirty :(
- Fixed identifying information.
- 45 year old trying to pick up a 22 year old
- From the Finnish textbook. The answer is priceless.
- Infuriating that doing nothing is more efficient then doing something.
- Egyptian court allows sex after death
- Worried about your children, but you deny medication?
- Sounds like an excuse to not do laundry.
- ah yes because the Financial Collapse=2012 in degrees of seriousness
- Not with that attitude
- Man steals sex toys.
- Mad professor lad
- Google Assistant knows whats up
- blursed sharing
- When youre in the UK, you should speak English!!!
- blursed vandalism
- I think this fits here.
- This review for a game called flying gorilla is hilarious
- Indigo is the straightest color. Obviously.
- Killer bullets
- Say what now?
- Millenials dont have leg muscles..
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- “A literal possie of street animals”
- Jodie (continued)
- Harry Potter certified wavyyy🌊🌊🌊
- Battle belongs to the LORD
- I hosted a picture on Tinypic four years ago and its been so long that theyve recycled the URL and my handmade purse is now a picture of a car.
- If you text someone, they have to be with you forever or theyre ungrateful
- Does this sub have a bootlicking flair? Because it could sure use one.
- This article blaming working class Americans for not having enough wealth to weather this crisis.
- Seriously, why though?
- Honest Quotes
- Story of my adolescence
- LPT: To avoid tickets be a pterodactyl
- There is no shortage of work, nor should we hope for one
- Fwd:THE GOOD TIMES
- Thoughts?
- Unironically finding posts like this funny
- When you have no soul, but still have that bill; she’s a pathological liar and is not a fraud victim.
Happy Chanukah and Merry Christmas - @barrysamuels on Instagram
- This shit makes me see red. The guy took tons of pictures of the interior but used a different car for his exterior shot.
- Well played Phillip, well played indeed.
- My Friends Student Wrote This Note To Herself In Class
- *HELP* this is the link my friend gave me for feeding my sourdough starter. I’m guessing since it’s past day 7 I have to use these instructions, but I’m still confused (there is so much starter and it feels weird throwing out so much) I’m making bread tmrw and don’t wanna ruin it
- Free drink voucher with incorrect date
- There are still people who believe this. Insane.
- TIL everything should be free for you if you’re husband or wife serves in the military...
- insulting memes
- To be more Chinesey
- Guys? Can I get some comments? Guys?
- Lol
- Yikes
- Dont fucking call it ENTRY LEVEL if you want people with 2 plus years experience!
- I thought you just punched trees for wood.
- Horseback Riding = Oppression
- Fussy Dry Cleaners
- Traurige Welt
- ...struck her in the jaw
- $2.50 an hour to watch some toddlers is a good wage, according to EP
- Another angle of the card James McClean got sent
- Dear ABC, for the love of fuck please stop trying to be Buzzfeed
- You uh...You might want to change the size of your thumbnail, Kids Carousel.
- America Blurst
- Does this hat belong to you?
- me💩irl
- Importance of feminism
- From my bike manual. Tell us how you really feel, Suzuki.
- A Rather Brittish Title
- Saw a comment, needed to style it up.
- He is dead serious
- A teacher from my old High school posted this. Inspiring a kid of his to not only read more, but then joined his Advanced Placement course. (/r/pics didnt really appreciate this)
Happy Sunday bbs - @makeitgayer on Instagram
- [Sanity] There is no question that we are waist-deep in a childhood obesity problem, but this is not a childs problem, this is an adult problem.
- I wonder if this kids mother ever considers the privilege other children have of not having to subject themselves to public self-flagellation because of their race and gender 🤔
