- The order of this buttons are just off.
- Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.
- Me_irl
- They did it 👀
- Happy Obama Day, Everyone.
- This elevator has a wooden door that you push open.
- Put the buttons in, boss
- What the actual...
- Well?
- This diaper changing station only in Braille
- Some guy in an ambulance..
- Hello. Yes, this is flashlight.
- snitch9ine rly be snitchin
- Every damn time...
- Friends rare pupper saves life
- This 8 Ball with inverted colors I saw a few years ago
- This meme will become irrelevant in 2020
- My 9 month old Border Collie pupper loves jumping up at me
- Lester green
- Entertainment/advertising while pumping gas, hows that for a cyberpunk dystopia?
- Alma
- Blursed_Depression
- Alf trash
- She is coming
- Fuck you facebook.
- „Time to Wash“ after coming home usually notifies me when I’m already washing my hands and the timer is already counting down. There has to be a better way?!
- Anyone else in the same boat?
- Blursed _turtle
- Tekken 2
- This air freshener spray in a public restroom is at eye level to me while Im urinating.
- Thought your Monday morning was bad?
- Drooling for ice cream
- Burger is handsome. I love my Chocolate boy!
- You can watch tv at these urnials
- Big Oof
- My husband left the room for one minute and came back to this 😈
- [OC] This cup noodle vending machine with free hot water and chopstick dispenser attached.
- Level 7 got its very own font.
- She loves the higher ground
- LDS / Family Home Evening / Pictures / Handouts
- I just really miss him.
- Just why
- Just wanted to make cinnamon toast for breakfast
- Spiderman spoiler
- This hotel sink
- Golden Retriever Rescue
- Im usually pretty frugal, but here I am surfing the web for something to buy thats EXACTLY $9.
- Dachshund
- Is it really that hard to make all the tiles match?
- Two more watch faces / wallpapers
- Anyone have the template?
- This Coke machine blue screened
- Monster under the bed keeps swiping at my ankles
- Alfred saying I am Batman is better than Batman saying I am Batman
- This doctors office had a weird narrow door...
- Im coming too right?
- Fake history
- NO SIX FOR YOU!
- Look at iron boy jr. Gonna cry
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- This Outlit
- Your Meow Depot associate seems a little more productive than mine!
- I question this filter with every ounce of my being
- woof_irl
- The way this picture I took perfectly matches my lock screen
- Zoom in for a surprise
- Lego
- This Doorknob in my House
- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?
- I’m a natural at it
- Dogs arent the only ones to anxiously await their owners return.She waits here every time.
- Something nice about being a lifeguard in Florida when its cold.
- san fran
- [shitpost] That’s clueless first year to you, peasants
- hmmm
- Factory applied screen protector has air bubbles under it
- This building doesnt have a basement. It has a -1 floor
- I should have tried it, but the colour was just too much WTF for me.
- Not a fan of the new light switch at work...
- Nickelodeon being Mr.Krabs right now
- These kind of answers to any question you ask on Amazon
- I was grumbling to my mates that I never have change anymore for pool tables. Thought Id come up with a genius idea that we could retrofit contactless readers to them, only to find some bastards beaten me to it.
- This blow drier thats way too high
- WTF is a military grade voice call?
- I’m okay. Really.
- This bathroom door has a foot pedal so you dont have to use the handle after washing your hands.
- She pouts like this when no one will throw the ball.
- Klawposting
- Anime
- This cross walk
- This keypad in a residential apartment block is hexadecimal.
- Our modern vending machine with a mid 90s photo
- Bet you dident know gift cards work
- It’s all over town!! Panic in the streets!
- My local walmart has a blue redbox
- Envy
- The shadow from this mini-hoop looks like a hot drink
- The Moon icon isnt aligned in the center.
- Wow ok
- This vending machine cant handle all of the business its getting (at 3AM in a hospital)
- Curious cat from the shelter.
- Basketball
- I actually thought it for a second
- Rthro want die
- Best Places to Catch the Cuse
- The way these elevator buttons are layed out
- Are you feeling it now, mister Krabs?
- Turn on the damn faucet, NOW!
- The respite never lasts
- 3rd in line to drop a deuce in my OWN house, and i live alone.
- So helpful
- Microsoft needs to create their own video-sharing platform, seriously
- That price is wrong
- PsyCat, Bender of Spoons
- Everyone I take a shower she stands guard. If someone comes up the stairs she comes up to the showering door meowing.
- Clearly not a man of culture
- Upvote if you love the Box and one Defense - NN
- Mods are trying to sleep. upvote this deepfried boot to wake them up
- BLACK CAT
#CorporateShow’s series finale is tonight at 10:30/9:30c. Keep it together. - @corporate on Instagram
- Double cones of shame. What sad faces!
- Damn, your lips very soft.
- Dual mirror feedback
- Prison life is fun
- This door handle
- PsBattle: Kitty peeking over the tub
- iFlot
I loved it! - @darth_______________vader on Instagram
- Started to pack for a trip and kitty did this...
- 🖤💣🖤
- This tile in this restaurant.
- Mike will get it done.
- hmmm
- Oh, SideSHOW Bob
- Oah dear Neptune
- Finally some real cringe - that pool has carpet around it
- pff... rich kid gonna suffer
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- You lazy fuck
- Safety first, kids
- I was trying to take a pic of my ps3 so I could sell it.
- As a New Yorker myself I can tell you he is not the king of New York ”He stinks and I don’t like him”
- This blue Redbox
- Shazam shows this EVERY SINGLE TIME i try to identify a song. No way to disable it from popping up.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
- Phoenix proudly showing me the (rubber) spider he caught
- They love the windows open. All rescue cats. From left to right. Cooper(lone female) Switzer, Koko, and Selmon.
- Me every time I trip
- Texas the bestest crag dog!
- I was able to capture this hyper-focused moment in the heat of play
- I am rich
- Bragging rights for months
- Lou Williams wearing the OVO 3s in game for the big win.
- I can feel my leg, and my arm, and even my fingers. The body I’ve lost, The comrades I’ve lost
- He sleep
- Pizza party
- LPT: Need to break awkward silence?
- Are you in or are you out
- The place Im staying has little trays under the plug sockets so that the people sleeping in the top bunk have somewhere to charge their phones overnight
- My school changed the single stall bathrooms to all gender bathrooms and removed all the urinals.
- The Worlds Last Blockbuster Wanta To Lay You To Rest
- I found a yellow jacket, a fly and a spider all dead in between a window and screen.
- Piano Cat
- Fitbit badges
- Theres a lightswitch in this elevator shaft
- In my Universities music building
- I have no idea which choice is the least amount of doneness.
- App yes
- Please bring back chubby Terri #nips
- I just wanted to go up, this isnt even the top floor.
- Trying to wash your hands with one of these
- It do be like that
- So its gonna be one of THOSE days...
- Pervy cats, always creeping in the shower
- My college has a machine in the bathroom that dispenses tampons for free
- Gonna cry?
- Blursed distraction
- People who use their feet to push the elevator call button.
Idaho you good? - @provo_emo on Instagram
- We have a code 2319
- Well boys we did it, Toilet Paper Is No More.
- Jerry was very angry that I took him to the vet.
- When purchasing a computer, dell includes (and autoselects!) a slow hard drive when the faster alternative is free, to rip off buyers who dont know the difference
- Public bathroom door handle has a built in hand sanitizer dispenser.
- My faucet and shower knob are slightly off center.
- Giggs has an obsession with shoes and feet
- #FuckUMG
- tHe NeXt PiPpEn AnD mJ
- My mom’s kittens got introduced to snow this morning
- *laughs in solitude*
- That face says it all.
- Button placements on the elevator
- The tiling on this flooring doesn’t line up
- When he wants one of his marrow bones out of the freezer..
- neighbors dog came over to play and...
🗣 Lemme talk my ish real quick! For y’all that don’t know, 2017 was a prosperous year for ya boy. I don’t post on IG like I should, but lemme update y’all real quick on the year. 1. I had the opportunity to go back and speak to my undergrad sport management majors. #BookDeeBakeToSpeakComingSoon 2. I went to Vegas with bae. It was litty. She fine as ever. 3. I started a new job at the NCAA in the Leadership Development department, helping student-athletes, coaches and administrators achieve their next level of personal and professional development, working with the best people in college athletics. 4. I went to Atlanta with bae for her birthday, it was lit fam. 5. We went to our first homecoming at Mizzou as alumni. #MIZ 6. Check my peoples out hitting that cupid shuffle. My job took me to Washington DC for our student-athlete Leadership Forum, where we worked on leadership skills for 300 student athletes and administrators. I created a service activity that impacted 2500+ lives and was the lead on operations and logistics for the program, & I went to the Smithsonian African American History Museum, for the culture. 7. I saw Jigga in concert 🙌🏽 8. Bae and I hit 7 years together on Christmas. Nah we not married yet, I’m working on it, you’ll get an invite when the time comes lol. 9. I’m blessed man. God continues to hook a playa up. 2018, what you got for me🤞🏽 - @deebake on Instagram
- The kid is so mad in this picture and it more accurately displays the quality of the brand
- Hello There, CARROT
- I still think about that moment, it was yesterday
- Dressed my dog up as BatMan for spooky season a few years ago. I miss him being so little
- This reptile just hanging out by the side of our hotel pool.
- Caught her spying on me
- My cat likes to drink out of the sink so we got her one of her own
- She is not great at hiding
- My options are rather limited.
- No Spongebob
- This floor has no pattern
- This door seems to have no purpose
- The tiles in this restroom dont align properly
- PsBattle: Cat hiding in drawer.
- I dont know why but when I come to the bathroom Luna sits on trahs can
- me😎irl
- This elevator is a bit anoying to me
- Ary met a new friend today!
- My cat looks like the angry gatekeeper to another realm
- Tried to turn it to make it normal but it wouldn’t move... also. Is that a “1”?
- Gonna cry?
- My toilet seat hinge reminds me of Zoidberg.
- Are we doing poorly placed plugs now? This is in my master bedroom closet.
- Barcelo Resorts
- This hotel has an elevator button in the hallway so there is an elevator waiting for you by time you get there.
- ITAP of My Bosss Dog
- You know you a chonker if your jowls hang out the side of your cat cot
- At my shcool
- He makes me call him Jesus now
- No please god no
- Man is gonna be even more salty😂😂
- My apartment building’s elevator got the ‘up’ button written in Braille as a blind person moved here.
- Every damn day
- Damn you Sony
- Nothing strange going on here
- Orion the Vampire
- Look kid, there is a lot going on here that you dont understand.
- Discussing their problems
- Doggo makes a friend in the road on a walk
- So I took a selfie howd you rate it 😳👉👈
- The names they give the “other guy”
- android
- What is the point of this?
- This hand drier is in an unusual location.
- 🤔
- there never was any fans
- This little bastard decided to make himself a window in my blinds
- PsBattle: This dogs reaction to spraying water.
- Saddest death of all times
- That’s really cool, but could they just pay taxes instead?
- Best Card Games For Kids
- Thanks, Apple.
- My cat likes floating in the pool.
- Moving into a new place and cats like NOPE!
- This ad is extremely misleading, especially when you can barely read the small print
- He wasnt trying to drink the water, he wasnt trying to catch something, he just decided the toilet was a good place to chill.
- Souix Falls Lookout, Me, Photography, 2019
- I know what it feels like. It feels good, the power, everything. But youll lose yourself. Let it go
- Fox News couldnt have picked a better title to describe late stage capitalism. Conservatives are wary because their investment in the courts didnt turn the law in their favor.
- News site has fake comments with fake hyperlinks and a fake text box to enter comments...
- Parker, you are such a boy scout.
- He thinks the door is immovable.
- My daughter and I playing circus
- I played this mobile game so much the reward is infinite and the total points is not a number
- Joel taking that plane from Game 3 to the Divorce Lawyer
- blursed_ Redbox
- Caught in the act!
- Its a conspiracy
- You’re trash, Tom Holland. Your suit’s a fake.
- This rest stop has a vending machine for dogs
- This urinal I went to in London had a pissing game... move the F1 car left and right with your piss to avoid obstacles and get boosts.
- Big brother showing his new little brother how things are done
- FaceTime with my human while shes away.
- Looking at a pool from above and below
- You think catching your belt loop is bad? Damn near died today!
- I thought my rubber bands were disappering..now I know why!
- My cat Kiki likes to stalk me throughout the house
Soccer Banquet - @chrisbarbosa1010 on Instagram
- 9 month old Lotheic watches Instagram videos of other greatdanes howling at a siren.
- hmmm
- My friend has a photograph of her cat in her hallway.
- Oh no, my points are about to expire!
- Time to abandon ship
- You can always tell a Milford man
- She watches
- I stole Boris toy so he stared me down in the mirror
- Great way to close a popup!
- Why, Lord? Why??
- Amelia vs Jeopardy
- Service dogs at Disney springs saving their handlers lives 💕 service dogs come in many shapes and sizes. (mine is the second one from the left)
- I can now fully remove my bedroom door handle without doing anything to it before
- Peek a boo
- Time for a float
- Coastal Resorts
- T O O F A S T
- Anyone else have a mini heart attack every time this message pops up? I haven’t even done anything wrong, yet I still panic…
- Who said phone wallpapers dont count?
- Guess this is what I get for not closing the door 😐
- Heckin good girl hides in the bathroom when shes scared.
- I just love it when she does that
- Closet cat is watching me defecate.
- Blursed mirror
- this poor thing just showed up, hungry and lonely, guess you live with us now, Wall-E
- My sweet boy learned how to swim today.
